Just because country roads don't see much traffic doesn't mean they aren't dangerous.
Just because country folks are named bumpkins doesn't mean they aren't knowledgeable.
Just...
The internet, however, doesn't forget. What could be considered cute one day could be considered a curse the next.
So when does object permanence shake...
Sometimes you don't need an Ouija to raise old ghosts and serenade new demons.
Sometimes it takes a good bank account and even better angels...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2nzQaOMarA
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