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Learn More About Magneto’s Complex Past in Series This August

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I still remember when I first saw Magneto. I was watching the X-Men animated series, which as a kid I adored. The powerful Master of Magnetism was a constant threat to my favorite mutants. He seemed like a powerful one note villain at the time, but over the years the character has shown more facets. Such as how he survived the horrors of the Holocaust, and how he later healed the rift between himself and longtime friend, Charles Xavier. Point being, he’s always been a bit of a hard character to nail down, but has always been someone that drives the drama of the stories.

Which brings us to the upcoming solo series written by J.M. Dematteis and Todd Nauck, coming this August, just in time for the 60th anniversary of the X-Men. It delves into the past of Magneto, when Professor X was away getting life-saving treatment, and Erik decided to help out and serve as temporary Headmaster of the Xavier Institute. And who were his students, other than the New Mutants? Also known as a group he’d faced on the field of battle many times before, and even tried to kill!

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Here’s what the people behind this upcoming story have to say about Magneto:

“Magneto may be the single most complex character in the Marvel Universe: a man of dizzying contradictions who has endured, and caused, extraordinary suffering. Who’s been both villain and hero. Whose long, tangled history invites endless exploration,” DeMatteis said. “Our new Magneto series allows us to look at all aspects of Erik Lehnsherr’s soul and psyche—at a period when he was trying to put his life as a so-called ‘evil’ mutant behind him and step, somewhat reluctantly, into Charles Xavier’s shoes, attempting to guide a new generation of mutants. We also get to look back at the early days of the X-Men—one of my favorite periods in Marvel history—and introduce a new villain, born in the cauldron of Magneto’s dark past.”

I’m definitely excited to see where this story takes Magneto, as well as the introduction of a new threat from his past named Irae. Be sure and check out the cover of the first issue below, and check out your comic stands in August for this marvelous untold story!


Magneto Series | Full Cover
Credit: Marvel

MAGNETO #1 (OF 4)
Written by J.M. DEMATTEIS
Art and Cover by TODD NAUCK
On Sale 8/2

INDIE Live Expo 2023 is a 300 Game Extravaganza

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INDIE Live Expo, the renowned biannual live digital showcase connecting indie game enthusiasts globally, is set to return on May 20 and May 21, 2023, featuring over 300 indie games from around the world. The upcoming event aims to surpass the massive success of the INDIE Live Expo Winter 2022, which recorded over 16 million views with the help of more than 70 simulcasters.

“Day 1” of the event will feature new and never-seen-before titles, unrevealed downloadable content, news and updates for well-known indie games. The “INDIE Waves” segments will also make a comeback, presenting bite-sized pieces of content in a rapid-fire style. The day will also feature special segments such as deep dives on games hand-picked by the INDIE Live Expo Organizing Committee, and “INDIE Studios Around the World” highlighting international indie game scenes.

“Day 2,” or “The Aftershow,” will showcase long-form “let’s play” segments, featuring live gameplay of the latest indies the world has to offer, and gameplay sessions with popular influencers. The event’s sponsors include renowned names in the gaming industry such as Cygames, Happinet, Preferred Networks, WhisperGames, and many more.

The upcoming INDIE Live Expo’s 2023 summer showcase marks a significant milestone for the event, as it brings the total number of indie titles highlighted since its debut in 2020 to almost 2,000.

Founder of Ryu’s Office, Ryuta Konuma, expressed gratitude for the high number of entries for this year’s event, saying, “There were so many entries this year, we were honored that so many indies wanted to participate.” He also expressed his eagerness to shine a brighter spotlight on indie games, stating, “We are constantly looking for new ways to shine a bigger, brighter spotlight on indie games, and we can’t wait for everyone to take a close look at all of this year’s entries into the show.”

Interested in watching INDIE Live Expo’s Winter 2022 showcase? Rewatch DAY1 and DAY2 here.

‘Star Trek: Picard’ Actress Olivia Youngers on Ensign Riggs and More

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Olivia Youngers as Ensign Riggs. Image: Paramount+ / Olivia Youngers

Though Olivia Youngers has always loved film her route to acting was a long one. She recalls throwing a tantrum as a toddler out of jealousy of Shirley Temple. Remembers her dreams that were postponed out of financial necessity, “While I took every acting opportunity possible in school, for practical reasons I ended up pursuing a STEM degree instead, in Biotech,” she explained. “But acting never stopped being that creative dream and I realized I was always finding any excuse to keep at it. Whether it was local theater, improv classes, or even cosplay and tabletop RPGs, which I treated as an acting exercise.”

In 2019, Youngers moved to Los Angeles, CA to pursue acting in earnest. Eventually landing the role of Ensign Riggs, a young science officer posted to the USS Titan, on the third season of Star Trek: Picard. The character appears in Episode 3, “Seventeen Seconds,” as she’s being treated in the sick bay by Jack Crusher, and in Episode 8, “Surrender,” seen rushing into action.

Ensign Riggs being tended to by Jack Crusher in sick bay
Olivia Youngers as Ensign Riggs and Ed Speleers as Jack Crusher. Image: Paramount+

“It was an absolute dream come true. When I went to my first official ‘LA’ acting class after moving here, my fantastic teacher, Rob Brownstein, asked me what I wanted—what a dream role would be—and I replied, ‘I want to be the captain of a starship. Ensign isn’t quite Captain, but it’s a pretty good place to start'” Youngers revealed. “I got the chance to audition, and just assumed it was dumb luck and not going to go anywhere but then I got the e-mail that I was pinned. It still doesn’t feel quite real. I’ve loved Star Trek my entire life.”

As a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Youngers was initially nervous to work with Jonathan Frakes, who played Commander Riker in TNG and even directed Episode 3 of Picard. “Frakes put me quickly at ease,” Youngers recounted. “[He] welcomed me aboard, and then impishly demanded to know who my favorite Star Trek character was—it’s Seven of Nine—but then clarified his request to know more specifically who my favorite Next Generation character was.”

Youngers, rather diplomatically, named Data’s cat Spot, unaware that the feline would make a cameo appearance in Episode 8. “I feel quite prescient in retrospect,” she shared in earnest. “Now that I’m safely not on set, I think I can honestly answer the question: Guinan. Guinan was my favorite as a kid. Sorry Mr. Frakes! I think Riker has gotten to really shine though this season.”

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Olivia Youngers as Ensign Riggs. Image: Paramount+

So what became of Youngers’ character, last seen lying prone in Episode 8? “I can say I have it on very good authority that Ensign Riggs survived,” Youngers replied coyly.

Upcoming projects for Youngers, who is also a dancer, include a music video for Riell with choreographer Taisha Monique Clark. “I wasn’t familiar with [Riell] previously, but when I was sent the song, I immediately fell in love,” she explained. “I’ve worked with Taisha since I moved to LA to broaden my dance skills, and she knew exactly what my style of music was. I’m very fortunate that the communities I’ve found in LA are ones that actively try to help elevate each other when the right opportunity comes up.”

Follow Youngers on Instagram at @olivyum.

“Charlie Foxtrot” Brings the Greene Saga To a Close In Magnum P.I.

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MAGNUM P.I. -- "Charlie Foxtrot" Episode 510 -- Pictured: Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum -- (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

Well folks, I tried my best to avoid spoilers in last week’s episode of Magnum P.I. But given the nature of “Charlie Foxtrot”, that’s no longer an option. Not only does this tense episode finally give closure to what happened last time, but it also brings the Greene saga on the whole to an end.

This week picks up immediately where last episode ended. Poor T.C. is about to get shot dead after taking gunshots already, just when Shammy rolls in and blasts his assailant away with a timely shotgun. Unfortunately, T.C. is still bleeding out when an ambulance is called for him. Meanwhile, Magnum and Higgy have no idea what’s happening and are enjoying some alone time. She’s teasing him about being nothing like her childhood crush, Dudley Moore, when Thomas goes downstairs to secure some bordeaux. Suddenly Rick frantically calls and tells her about T.C., the lights go out, and masked assailants fan out to assault the Robin’s Nest.

Higgy puts the hurt on them with a butcher knife and fists upstairs, while Magnum finds a creative use for a corkscrew in the wine cellar. It’s a frantic, heated fight in the pitch-black environment, but both of them come out on top.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Charlie Foxtrot” Episode 510 — Pictured: (l-r) Amy Hill as Teuila “Kumu” Tuileta, Martin Martinez as Cade — (Photo by: NBC)

At the hospital, Shammy is waiting in agony for a prognosis on T.C.’s condition when Magnum calls, only to realize that Rick never made it there. Turns out, poor Rick was kidnapped and thrown in a car trunk after being tazed. Which begs the question, why was Rick kidnapped when all the other members of his unit had targets on their backs?

At La Mariana, Gordon finds Thomas and Juliette in hiding and catches them up on the sad news – Detective Childs is dead. Which I was actually really sad about. He’s grown on me as a character in recent weeks. Sure, he was a hard ass, but he deserved better than to get blown up by mercenaries.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Charlie Foxtrot” Episode 510 — Pictured: (l-r) Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum, Perdita Weeks as Juliet Higgins, Tim Kang as Detective Gordon Katsumoto — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

As for poor Rick, he’s alive but in dire straights. Turns out, he was the one that took the kill shot on Hadid back in the day, so perhaps his kidnapping was for personal reasons. He isn’t content to wait and find out. He pries open the emergency kit in the trunk, finds a flare, and tosses it in the front, causing a crash. In the chaos, he gets free and finds his phone, but it’s not long before armed men atop ATVs and dogs are in pursuit.

One of the people that raided Robin’s Nest is in custody, named Paul Swyzak. He was the leader of the band of mercenaries, but someone hired him as well. Higgy does her tech thing and runs voice analysis using his phone. Turns out, the person footing the bill was someone they all thought dead – a CIA analyst named Nadine Amherst, who apparently faked her own death.

As for why she’s going to all this trouble, it’s simple. Hadid was her asset, and she developed feelings for the man and had a baby with him. Then, years later that boy died of tragic health complications, and a furious mother unleashed her wrath on the men that killed her man.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Charlie Foxtrot” Episode 510 — Pictured: (l-r) Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum, Perdita Weeks as Juliet Higgins — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

“Charlie Foxtrot” is a hard episode for Rick. After escaping the car trunk he’s on the run in the forest, being hounded, and he decides to make a recording in case he’s killed. As for T.C., he survives his surgery, but he may not walk again. Kumu does her level best to comfort his adoptive son, Cade, but he’s heartbroken and scared. Shammy meanwhile is doing surveillance in a chopper, and just as he’s running out of fuel finds the vehicle that took Rick, getting the info to Gordon and Magnum.

Meanwhile, Thomas is agonizing over the harm done to his friends and worried about what might happen if either Rick or T.C. doesn’t make it. He and Higgy follow Rick’s trail on foot with Gordon’s blessing. They quickly find Rick’s phone abandoned in the brush, and Magnum watches a heartbreaking video left for Suzie and Rick’s child, Joy.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Charlie Foxtrot” Episode 510 — Pictured: Tim Kang as Detective Gordon Katsumoto — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

Suddenly, the vehicle taking Swyzak to custody is pulled over. A U.S. Marshal uncuffs the man, and tells him that Nadine sent him. Then we see Rick brought face to face with Nadine herself. She only wants to know one thing – how Hadid died. We get a flashback to the raid, and see Hadid was a coward, using a woman as a human shield before Rick sniped him dead. Nadine doesn’t like this story and is gearing up to torture the truth out of him when Swyzak arrives. Just one problem – Nadine didn’t release him. It was actually an elaborate ruse by Magnum and the company to find Rick, and it worked just in time!

Gordon and several armed cops arrive, taking Nadine into custody, but Swyzak pulls a runner. Magnum chases him, and a fierce fight breaks out, though it ends with Thomas kicking the brute through a wall.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Charlie Foxtrot” Episode 510 — Pictured: (l-r) Perdita Weeks as Juliet Higgins, Martin Martinez as Cade — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

The episode ends with some sweet moments. Suzie reunites with Rick, Magnum hands Rick his phone back, Higgy comforts Cade, and then Magnum, Rick and T.C. all share some unspoken words in the hospital. A satisfying end to the Greene saga, though I do wonder if we’ve seen the last of Nadine Amherst. Now the question is how will Season 5 keep the pressure on for Magnum and friends in the next part?

‘Black’s Myth: The Key to His Heart’ is a monsterful punk rock sequel out of Ahoy Comics

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A sequel to the punk rock werewolf detective series, Black’s Myth: The Key to His Heart will arrive this June 21, 2023. Created by writer Eric Palicki, artist Wendell Cavalcanti, and cover artist Liana Kangas, this strangely synecdoche horror story follows the adventures of Janie Jones “Strummer” Mercado, a werewolf private eye, and her charming D’jinn assistant Ben Si’lat. Together, the duo investigate the supernatural crime world of Los Angeles in a punky world of myths and monsters.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake, and I don’t just mean pursuing a career in comics!” said writer Eric Palicki in an official press statement. “How can we continue calling our book Black’s Myth unless Strummer once again finds herself in the orbit of her enigmatic client-turned-nemesis Rainsford Black? Hopefully, Volume Two reveals Mister Black to be a little less mysterious and perhaps a tad more sympathetic, as Wendell and I build on the unanswered questions of the first volume while also delivering a new mystery for Strums and Ben to unravel.”

“I’ve always loved werewolves, but I never thought I’d be working on a werewolf comic series,” said artist Wendell Cavalcanti. “And here I am for the second time (wow!), in a supernatural Los Angeles where I can draw werewolves, vampires, djinns, witches, and The Minotaur (there is only one). It’s exciting to show a little more of these characters. I can only say thank you very much to all of you.”

The sequel will arrive with a special cover by Hack and Slash creator, Tim Seeley. According to IGN, Ahoy’s official teaser summary for the sequel to Black’s Myth is as follows:

“In the upcoming series, the son of the mysterious Rainsford Black has gone missing while searching for a grimoire dating to the 1600s which would allow him to summon demons to hunt and add to the elder’s growing collection of trophies. Now it’s up to Strummer and Ben to find him — but as always, the case is less clear cut than it seems on the surface.”

“Our first story belonged to Strummer and Ben, but we called the book Black’s Myth for a reason, and we have so much more of Rainsford Black’s story to reveal,” said Palicki in Ahoy’s press release. “What compels him to hunt (and collect) monsters, and what kind of case could possibly bring Strummer back into his orbit? Volume 2 promises answers, along with the return of everyone’s favorite Minotaur.”

In this latest installment, Strummer takes on a new case to prevent a young girl from turning into a monster. However, things become complicated when an old enemy sends mysterious packages to her house, and Strummer finds herself with an unexpected intern.

Black’s Myth: The Key to His Heart is published by AHOY Comics. Like all comics from AHOY, the new series promises to include extra features including prose and illustrations with floppies selling for $3.99.

Writer Erick Palicki was once called a remarkable new voice in comics by Jeph Loeb. He lives and writes in Seattle, Washington and his previous work includes the graphic novels Fake Empire, No Angel, and Marvel’s Guardians of Infinity. Eric’s work as an editor includes the award-nominated anthologies All We Ever Wanted and Dead Beats.

Wendell Cavalcanti lives and works in his native Brazil and has previously illustrated BlackAcre for Image Comics and The Phantom for Frew Publications. Wendell previously collaborated with Eric on Atlantis Wasn’t Built for Tourists, published by Scout Comics.

Enjoy Free Comic Book Day This May, and Check out Marvel Zero in July

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I think it’s safe to say we all love free stuff. At least when it’s well made and interesting. So in just a couple weeks, Marvel is celebrating Free Comic Book Day with several stories, including iconic characters like Spider-Man, Venom, Uncanny Avengers and more.

But maybe you’d prefer something a bit meatier and long lasting? Then you’ll want to check out Marvel Zero this July. Keep reading for more details:

On May 6, readers can dive into some of the most monumental upcoming Marvel Comics stories with FREE COMIC BOOK DAY: AVENGERS/X-MEN and FREE COMIC BOOK DAY: SPIDER-MAN/VENOM! With essential lead-in tales for the X-Men’s FALL OF X era, Jonathan Hickman and Valerio Schiti’s G.O.D.S., and more, fans won’t dare to miss a single page, and luckily, they’ll have another chance to pick up both issues in July! Both FREE COMIC BOOK DAY GOLD titles will return to shops in a deluxe edition titled MARVEL ZERO! In addition to being jam packed with entry points into Spider-Man, X-Men, Venom, and more, this giant-sized one-shot will be bursting with never-before-seen bonus material including preview art, design sketches, and more!

So whether you get the FCBD titles this May or pick up Marvel Zero this July, you have a lot to look forward to. There will be Spidey, Venom, Hellfire Gala, Uncanny Avengers and Ultimate Invasion to enjoy. Check out the full cover below, and stay tuned for more Marvel news!


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MARVEL ZERO
Written by ZEB WELLS, AL EWING, GERRY DUGGAN, & JONATHAN HICKMAN
Art by PATRICK GLEASON, CAFU, JOSH CASSARA, JAVIER GARRON, VALERIO SCHITI, & BRYAN HITCH
Cover by PATRICK GLEASON
On Sale 7/5

‘Evil Dead Rise’ (Spoiler-Free) Review: Good but Mostly a Reboot for The Next Generation

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I’m watching Evil Dead Rise in a movie theatre built inside of a college campus. Where, after going in, the 20-year-old behind the concessions from whom I buy the tickets, says that he absolutely loved this movie. He confidently says the words groundbreaking horror movie, then asks me to return after finishing it to share my thoughts as it’s a pretty slow 2:45 pm showing. 

After several snacks and an hour and forty minutes later, I returned and told him that I liked it. Especially, the clever setup and use of the camera techniques. How the numerous callbacks to the originals were some of my favorite scenes. Things like the Henrietta Pizza Box or gallons of excessive amounts of blood or the tracking shot possession sequence following Evil, though in this case, likely filmed by a drone (which is relevant to the movie but I won’t say why).

This was when the young man shared… he’d never even heard of The Evil Dead. Nor did his cohorts. Nor did any of the college kids watching who enjoyed the film. He simply stated, that he just really liked the movie. That everyone he knew had a generally good time minus the expectations or experiences with the franchise.

I share this because that is pretty much what this movie is… a reboot meant for the next generation of fans

It’s not a bad movie by any means, and if you’re going into it having never seen The Evil Dead, you’ll likely enjoy this film. The problem is for old people like myself who’ve not only followed Evil Dead but also, just the evolution of the horror genre, as it’s nothing we haven’t seen before. In fact, the film’s second act and subsequent resolution follow beat-for-beat The Evil Dead’s throughlines, but also, quite a lot of scary movie tropes you’ve likely already seen before if you’re a horror buff.

Keep in mind this is just my experience between the high recommendations going into it and all of the positive critics’ reviews. What I’d recommend then, for anyone considering seeing this, is don’t watch this movie with high expectations. Enjoy the ride, as that’s the best thing about this film.

Specific things to note while viewing at your leisure, are the clever scene-by-scene cinematography and scares being pulled from every sort of horror genre over the past 10 years. We’re talking an amalgam of body horrors, slasher edge-of-the-knife tension, exorcist-style bodily fluids, and just the works of everything that’s ever made you cringe – but in a good way. It’s the kind of mix-up that’ll throw fans off their feet in terms of scares.

 

The Setup Had a Lot of Potential

Screenshot of Lily Sullivan as Beth covered in blood and wielding a shotgun in Evil Dead Rise

First and foremost, the setup of its characters is actually rather brilliant. And without spoilers, Evil Dead Rise embraces a realistic story about motherhood, family, and most of all: struggling women. Most of the main cast are women. The first act lets you meet a mother of a recently split family living in a dilapidated apartment along with children, and a sister whom is, sort of, dealing with potential kid issues of her own. Oh and the sister has a struggling career as a roadie/music technician – which is important later.

A better written story, might’ve looked into the psychological traumas of struggling motherhood while balancing finances, or better yet, had some message of female empowerment along the way. It’s a shame, as for lack of a better purposes, despite the setup making us care about these characters… none of it really matters once Evil takes over. The ultimate beats becoming more about survival using any gory and glorified means, as Evil Picks off people one-by-one just like the classic.

Now, to be fair, the original Evil Dead didn’t do any of this kind of in-depth character setup like how Evil Dead Rise does. It was mostly a tale about high schoolers going to a cabin to drink and get laid. Yet, I can’t help but feel, somewhere along the way there was a better written script here that got scraped for more callbacks to the original. In another world, Evil Dead Rise might’ve been a movie on the high praise levels of an Ari Aster A24 type of story. Something like Hereditary, as in, a film which would be talked about for years. One that’s well-worth a rewatch for interpretation.

Instead, what you get here is a brilliant setup that gets us to a really well-utilized location, that then ultimately, lets go of whatever meaningful takeaways we might’ve actually been able to address for the sake of making another Evil Dead type of movie.

In my opinion, the most memorable horror movies are about what’s happening between its characters. The horror and scary environment, playing as metaphor to a deeper conflict. In the Babadook, it’s about the inability to let go of trauma. In a George Romero zombie movie, it’s about how often humans are more monsters than zombies. Evil Dead Rise is about women having real-life problems, which then, never gets resolved and is used as trauma insult ammo for the Evil Dead.

 

Why You Should Watch Evil Dead Rise

Kassie who's looking through their apartment's peep hope in Evil Dead Rise

What Evil Dead Rise does have going for it then is style with music being a big theme. It works as both a profession and a hobby, as not one, but two members of the family embrace music as a form of identity and expression. It’s also, a great plot device to explore the recordings of the Necronomicon incantation, with subtext that accentuates the mood of the story. Again, all brilliant setup techniques this movie does well.

Atop of this, I’m also thoroughly impressed by the lore in Evil Dead Rise. There’s a lot more Catholicism tied into the story regarding the background of the book and how they will inevitably have to defeat, Evil. We see a lot more details than ever before of the book and in many ways, it feels as if a world was built here regarding Evil’s lore – which is brilliantly shared in scenes that never oversaturate or distract from the plot.

Director Lee Cronin makes a visually stunning tale that’s memorable in terms of visuals and a both original, yet also a tribute, to the Evil Dead franchise. It’s also impressive that they were able to shoot a lot of it on a single apartment floor. Add-in some great use of the camera with A LOT of techniques from dolly’s, fisheye lenses, and more… you’re in for a masterfully made film with an amalgam of horror genres mixed into a single movie.

 

The Acting was Great but I did find Danny Problematic…

Now, Beth (Lily Sullivan) makes for a compelling lead whose general badassery, I was cheering for from start to finish. As having a rocker-type in the lead felt perfect for the film’s tone. Atop of this, Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland) is spot on in her role as the antagonist mother, as not only are the trailers of her horrifying – with that incessant smile and freaky tonality – but the acting pivots seemlessly between her dual jobs of feeling like a grounded struggling mother, while also, an unstoppable evil.

The kids are likewise, also great too in the film, with Bridgette (Gabrielle Echols) doing a pretty great job as the awkward middle child, though major kudos to Kassie (Nell Fisher) as her adorable personality shines as the youngest of the bunch. Serving in perfect contrast to the dark tones and themes of the film. This brings us to the nitpick I have with the characterization in the script. Which is, that I really dislike the brother character, Danny (Morgan Davies).

It’s not the actor’s portrayal or because he’s transgender mind you, as that’s not actually stated openly stated in the film. The problem is that Danny is sort of a selfish douchebag. So it’s kind of hard not to hate him in the movie, which I do feel bad about, as there really aren’t that many transgender actors/characters in the industry. Without spoiling it, a lot of Danny’s selfish actions drive so many problems in the story. Yet at no time, did we ever give enough blame for, nor address these mistakes enough to my liking. I couldn’t help but feel like saying again-and-again, “Damn it, Danny. All of this is your fault.” Which I can’t help but feel like is a problem in the writing for Evil Dead Rise for obvious reasons and I’m not the only reviewer to have thought Danny was to blame either.

 

The Take

Evil Dead Rise is scary with brilliant film making techniques and an original setup in an apartment setting that differs well enough from its Cabin source. The characters perform well and the scares and gore feel balanced and less comedically excessive. The issue then lies in the script as it quickly forgets what it’s made in lieu of killing it all over for the sake of battling Evil.

Fans like myself were sold on this promise that this would be incredibly original. Having watched the entirety of the series from Sam Raimi’s original trilogy, Mia’s 2013 side-journey, and even my favorite: Ash vs Evil Dead,  I’ve seen and consumed more Evil Dead than an average moviegoer. So that sort of hype associated with this remake ruined the sky high expectations given my experience.

Still, watch this movie with a fresh set of eyes. Dig it’s cast. And absolutely, go for the setup shots and scares – as those are executed extremely well.

Final Score: 3.5

 

Prepare For Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 With Red Carpet Livestream April 27th

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Are you ready for the final story featuring everyone’s favorite, galaxy-trotting band of misfits, the Guardians of the Galaxy? Is waiting on the release of the movie driving you up the wall? Well, then you’re in luck.

On April 27th, Marvel will be hosting a red carpet livestream of the upcoming movie. Presented by LEGO Marvel, the livestream will be available on Marvel.com, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook (or Meta, whatever it’s called now) and Twitch. It starts at 8:15PM ET or 5:15PM PT.

If you’re curious what to expect from the livestream, check out the details below. And tune in next week to get hyped for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 on May 5th!

In Marvel Studios’ “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” our beloved band of misfits are settling into life on Knowhere. But it isn’t long before their lives are upended by the echoes of Rocket’s turbulent past. Peter Quill, still reeling from the loss of Gamora, must rally his team around him on a dangerous mission to save Rocket’s life—a mission that, if not completed successfully, could quite possibly lead to the end of the Guardians as we know them. The film stars Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldaña, Dave Bautista, Karen Gillan, Pom Klementieff, featuring Vin Diesel as Groot and Bradley Cooper as Rocket, Sean Gunn, Chukwudi Iwuji, Will Poulter, and Maria Bakalova.

Simone Bianchi sets his Amazing Spider-Man #26 variant cover in a very poignant place

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Amazing Spider-Man’s most intense issue in 50 years comes bearing variant covers from some of the most popular artists in the comic book industry!

Simone Bianchi’s vision for Amazing Spider-man #26 is up. Peter Parker swings aloft the Brooklyn Bridge — the site of one of his most devastating failures as a hero — an appropriate setting for an equally monumental issue. With Peter’s dirty secret out in the open making waves throughout the Marvel Universe, this issue shows itself to be a turning point in Zeb Wells and John Romita Jr.’s current take on our friendly neighborhood webslinger! The Emissary is back and with immense powers far greater than poor Spidey. There is a chance for victory, but at what cost?

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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #26

Written by ZEB WELLS

Art by JOHN ROMITA JR.

Variant Cover by SIMONE BIANCHI – 75960620200302631

On Sale 5/31

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: What is Hair of The Dog?

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is off to a fantastic new season. After having successfully locked in a career as an officially staffed TV writer, Midge, and the officemates celebrated last week with a few after-hour drinks straight out of the heart of Rockefeller Center! Because who doesn’t enjoy ice skating while drunk?

An episode with an aftermath that naturally led to a late-night hangover, Season 5 Episode 4 opens with the entire staff at Gordon Ford’s late-night show reeling from a hangover. The likes of which could only be cured by one remedy: Hair of The Dog! 

 

What is Hair of The Dog and does it actually contain hair?

Image Credit: Amazon Studios

For those who don’t know, Hair of The Dog is a turn of phrase meant to be any sort of alcoholic drink consumed during a hangover as a cure. We see this being passed around the office upon entrance in what can only be described as tiny shot glasses of something with whiskey and/or tabasco, as there’s seemingly a tiny bottle of it on the serving table.

According to dictionary.com, the original expression came from a previous means of curing a rabid dog bite. A belief that putting the hair of that dog on the open wound somehow actually, healed you. Got a bite from a night of drinking? Naturally, the cure would be to drink more! 

Yet, based on what Cosmopolitan has to say, the method likely doesn’t actually work besides giving us an excuse to drink a Bloody Mary the next morning. The only real hangover cure is hydration, perhaps some vitamins, and above all else: time.

This is also not the first mention of Hair of The Dog in the series. Joel Maisel offers Midge some while on a carousel in Season 1 Episode 8 “Thank You and Goodnight”

 

A funny yet tense episode, the previous episode of Mrs. Maisel revealed that the Gordon Ford show was now the number 1 Late Night talk show in the country. Episode 3 was easily one of the most memorable episodes of the series, filled with tension and flirtations, along with Midge having a hangup over her first joke on the air getting botched by a subpar delivery from Paar.

It’s a storyline that’s meant to serve as the biggest tension of the series. One that hopefully leads to less binge drinking, as there’s only so many Hair of The Dogs a person can handle.

‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Season 5 Episode 4 Review: Susan

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is up to some innovative tricks with this new season. Last week, we saw Midge gain some positive career progression working now as a writer on a highly acclaimed late-night TV show. It was an episode that saw the series return to its best, though it also, introduced a new feature with time skips. 

We know now that someday Midge will be a success. Though at what cost and what happened? Is sort of the hook of the series. This episode takes into account the person we’re all dying to understand better: Susie.

Season 5 Episode 4 ‘Susan’ Review

At a very hokey stage performance, Susie is asked by her mob buddies to have Midge perform in that very same play as a favor. Given that she desperately needs to pay them back given that they not only spared her life, but have helped get her business off the ground, Susie convinces Midge to agree.

Meanwhile, at their offices after their evening of binge drinking, Gordon Ford and Midge address the awkward kiss they shared at 30 Rock. She is not interested in a relationship with Gordon, as he’s essentially the person that she needs to win over. Needing to prove to the world that she’s an ace stand-up comic, hopefully on his TV show (sort of the breakout opportunities for many comics back then). Gordon, meanwhile shares that his relationship is an open marriage. They leave it awkwardly at that, although Midge later asks Susie what the deal is with Gordon’s wife. 

At the Building New York Expo, Midge arrives to fulfill her favor for the mob. It’s revealed to be a Private Demolition and Waste Management Musical Act meant for propaganda. The numbers aren’t that bad, though this is definitely the only show where they can find a gem out of the trash, as Midge is absolutely selling out to basically help the Mob get away with some messed up dealings and regulations for their ‘disposal service’.

Meanwhile, Midge’s parents Abe and Rose, attend a play together on a rare night out. When Abe refuses to let his stance go for his interpretation of the play, the couple end up arguing over dinner with friends resulting in them calling out to the playwright to ask what his play actually was about. With Abe being absolutely wrong in his, honestly ridiculous, interpretation. It makes for an awkward rest of the evening. One which finds Abe, on his knees in sadness with his head on Rose’s lap at the end of the night. On a side note, Janusz and Zelda reveal that they’re engaged! 

At the writers’ room, Midge shares just how bad the play’s script is, as Gordon is furious that their evening’s comedian had bailed as a guest. Desperate to find someone last minute, Gordon sends everyone out to find them a comedian with Midge seeing her opportunity arrive right now. Calling Susie to see if she can be on The Gordon Ford show, at the cost of not doing the Mob’s crappy play that evening, Midge asks Gordon to be tonight’s standup. Though this is everything they both need right now: a funny act and an opportunity to be live in front of TV, Midge gets rejected as Gordon refuses to ever let anyone that works on the show actually be on the show. It’s a rule that’s never broken as there are multiple stand ups in the writer’s room who want to do it too. It also works only because the writing job pays extremely well.

At the garbage show, Midge absolutely doesn’t care and blows her lines. She lazily bombs due to her feelings of rejection from Gordon Ford, which upsets the mob. In particular, Frank who reminds Susie that the Mob absolutely owns Midge and her along with 30% of everything they do. Back at the Gordon Ford show, Sophie Lennon ends up being the comedian to make a surprise appearance. 

The biggest surprise of the episode? Is of course Susie’s run-in with an old friend. It’s something that shakes up the nature of her relationship with Midge in the series, though is also, a foreshadowing of how Susie is most definitely doing things wrong in life. As Midge’s career is most definitely on the line now.

The Take

This one much like Episode 3, features some very elaborate and stunning performance sets on stage. It’s a good episode that sees a lot of the drama finally come to a head. Mostly, in that it’s all on Susie and sees her actions finally have consequences. Though the ending is a bit of a fun shocker as well.

In Yellowjackets “Two Truths and A Lie”, Play Time is Over

Something wicked this way comes.

Review

As 4 Non Blondes serenade us with their anthemic query, “What’s Going On?”, we realize that adult Van (Lauren Ambrose) has never fully let the 90s rest. The fact that she runs her own VHS rental is proof that she’s never moved on. Taissa (Tawny Cypress), however, is one blast from the past that Van might not have appreciated wound.

Out in the mountains, slight signs of thaw begin to show. Taissa (Jasmin Savoy Brown) greets a restless Shauna (Sophie Nélisse) as Van (Liv Hewson) informs her flank Lottie’s commencing morning meditation. Shauna seems the only one out of this circle. Even Akilah (Nia Sondaya) joins the squad, with her ultimate reason being sound enough: much like a pregame ritual, it might not help, but it certainly can’t hurt.

Lottie (Courtney Eaton) and the team practice sensing the world around them. This tapping into nature is paramount for the survival of the team as well as life to come. The group’s monotone responsorial to Lottie holding court sounds pretty damn cultish, but she’s simply trying to get the team to form tethers beyond mere friendship. Yellowjackets ride or die and in order to get to protection so impenetrable it’s incalculable, they must tune into not only their surroundings but also each other, in spite of Shauna’s remonstrance.

Knocking back pins and beer with Callie (Sarah Desjardins), Matt aka Jay (John Reynolds) is playing with fire, evident when he loses a bet for a kiss. Plying an underage girl with alcohol is one thing, but physical contact is where he draws the waning thin blue line. Thankfully, his full bladder and their waitress’s finished shift lead Callie’s curious oculars to her bowling buddy’s true identity. With some quick, well-intentioned thinking, she pins the cheating on Randy. Will remediation prove a gutter ball or another strike in the making?

In the cabin, some cast doubts on who (or what) Javi (Luciano Leroux) has become. Travis (Kevin Alves) is not willing to grill his catatonic bro for the team. He’s also not willing to go on any further hunting expeditions with Natalie (Sophie Thatcher) after the stunt she pulled. Akilah’s still protecting her little rodent friend before being almost caught by Mari (Alexa Barajas), handing out chores in the form of playing cards. Crystal’s (Nuha Jes Izman) fun time with Misty (Sammi Hanratty) is cut short when she draws the shit card.

Presently, Misty (Christina Ricci) and Walter (Elijah Wood) are en route to the Purple People. To pass the time, he proposes the game of Two Truths and a Lie, only to bypass his own rules in order to know Misty better. Too late, they’ve fallen on the commune.

Meanwhile, Callie presents to her parents: the solution to a problem she created. Though Jeff (Warren Kole) isn’t exactly onboard for the narrative of his wife cheating with his best friend, Shauna (Melanie Lynskey) isn’t mad at the plan, actually exciting Callie. Like mother, like daughter.

Travis finally gets his brother to at least down some bone broth, imploring him to divulge where he was all this time. Blood from a stone and no amount of kind words from Natalie will fix what she’d broken in Travis, which was trust and now the whole cabin knows.

As adult Lottie (Simone Kessell) presides over a small cluster in the workshop, Natalie (Juliette Lewis) is to focus on Lisa (Nicole Maines), using her as a mirror to delve deeper into the darkness, but before that can be accomplished, she’s got a visitor at the gates and before you can say “Open sesame”, Natalie tells Misty to go pound walnuts.

On their trek to dump the team’s waste, Misty and Crystal continue their girl talk, sharing secrets. Crystal lets her innermost self out to Misty, admitting that her name is Kristen, only adapting Crystal the Pistol out of cowardice to speak up. I can relate. During my freshman year of high school soccer, my hair was dyed auburn and I was called Fozzie, due to my melanin matching my ‘do. It also was the first time I had an identity with any team and I was beloved. The hair color ultimately didn’t stick, but the nickname sure as hell did.

The humdinger of secrets comes when Misty admits that their being stranded was by her own design, having destroyed the emergency transmitter. Playing it off like a joke wasn’t convincing enough, but Misty’s threat to Crystal was, leading to her biggest role yet: convincing the team she didn’t just drive her bestie off a goddamn cliff.

Misty the sleuth is dumbfounded a teammate slipped through the cracks. As she postulates Lottie’s motive, Walter is convinced that Misty might be a killer in her own right—namely Adam’s. A dealbreaker that’s not made, though. Visibly perturbed, Misty puts the kibosh on the whole operation, leaving her stranded in the rain.

Speaking of shooting a shot, that night, Shauna meets Randy (Jeff Holman) at the motel for their ‘rendezvous’ with Detectives Kevyn (Alex Wyndham) and Matt knowingly on her tale. Before he can squeeze whatever ejaculate he can into a condom as ‘proof’ of their affair, Shauna squeezes him on information about his dockside interrogation.

In the cabin, Shauna wakes up to Lottie speaking to the baby. She unsurprisingly flips the fuck out on her, though to her shock, Taissa stands up for Lottie causing Shauna to bolt out into the woods.

Post-shower, Taissa inspects to contents of Van’s medicine cabinet only to find oxycodone, but that’s the least of her host’s worries. Taissa brought shit to Van’s doorstep after years of no communication. It’s not a cool move, but desperate times and the such. Taissa’s in no position to deny help lest she endangers somebody else she loves. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and for the remaining Yellowjackets, whether they are aware of it or not, this couldn’t buzz truer at a more pivotal time.

In the motel bathroom, Randy’s not living up to his namesake. He’s more wet-noodle than uncooked spaghetti and his only out comes in the form of something else.

Natalie finally gets her shot at infiltrating Lottie’s office, uncovering file after file. Armed for bear, she storms into their nightly healing session to reveal Lottie, but no amount of accusatory screaming is turning the tide in her favor. She instead must relent to Lottie, because whatever secrets lay dormant in Natalie’s head from Travis must be unlocked. Access codes to the Zion mainframe they are not, but still remain pretty fucking invaluable to Lottie’s plight.

With the snow picking up, Taissa’s attempts to comfort Shauna are only met with confrontation. She’s freaking out and all things considered, prayer circles aren’t exactly helping her current state as the storm goes from 3 to 11 along with Shauna’s contractions.

Though Kevyn’s sufficiently convinced, Matt’s ‘stache is twitchin’. Something doesn’t sit right, and he was on the money. A condom was found, but its contents are fugazi. It’s lotion. It’s a point for team law, Matt’s clearly but they’ve been made, so that goal doesn’t count.

Upon finding Javi’s sketches, Ben (Steven Krueger) reaches Javi, talking about his ‘friend’.

The team calls out to them, deep in the blizzard. Taissa takes a moment to connect and tether herself to her surroundings, guiding a pained Shauna through the milky white violence around them. She can hear Van connect with the storm.

Van wakes up next to a sleeping Tai and takes her oxy. She hasn’t recovered either, and with Tai’s ‘other’ self now awake, they have miles to go before they sleep.

From one trance to another, Lottie puts Natalie under. She allows her to revisit the last time she’d seen Travis alive. A beach, an infidelity, and an overdose were all that Natalie needed to see a reality where nobody made it out alive on that plane.

Natalie was right. Whatever darkness was out there and in all of them still resides.

Out in the cold and dark, Shauna and Taissa still trudge along until they appear at the cabin’s doorstep and not a moment too soon. Danzig’s “Mother” fires up along with one expectant scream. Bundle up. It’s going to be a long night.

Takeaway

It’s precisely half-time in the game. With Van up to speed on the shit show that is Tai’s returning somnambulism, Lottie excising Natalie’s demons to better tango with her own, Shauna tossing a bit of obfuscation onto her trail and Misty injecting herself into the muck and mire, the stakes haven’t been higher.

Though the cinematography has been consistently exceptional, the portrayal of a blizzard and the opaque nature of sight (or lack thereof) was a thing of beauty. The cutaway from the blizzard to ‘snow’ on the present day on Van’s tv screen was hauntingly brilliant.

Serving as the interlude, this episode was the right amount of calm before the literal storm. It was all gestating before it does what these girls do best—kick into high gear. It gives more backstory on Misty and the lengths she will go to feel wanted and needed. At this juncture, we’re made acutely aware that the woods haven’t changed the DNA in anybody but rather underlined and amplified what was already in them.

4/5 Stars.

‘Star Trek: Picard’ Series Finale Un-Boldly Goes Where Everyone Has Gone Before

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The Next Generation crew on the bridge of the Enterprise-D
The band is back together! Image: Paramount+

Wellp, it’s finally here: the end… or is it? “The Last Generation” is Star Trek: Picard‘s third and final season’s tenth and final episode, and boy, do they know it! Like every series finale, the episode is long on sentiment (lots of misty-eyed close-ups set to contemplative music) and short on plot (somehow, despite all the twists and turns this season). Naturally, spoilers for the episode will follow, so if you haven’t watched it yet and care about such things, click away now (what were you doing here in the first place?). Review to commence beneath this photo of three old dudes standing by some retro-looking door.

Picard, Worf, and Riker on the Enterprise-D
These three kings of sentiment are… Image: Paramount+

Look, I get it. Star Trek: Picard is a show that exists for fan service, and its final season, with the Next Generation crew back, especially so. It doesn’t even need a plot, as long as it delivers what the people want: namely, our old faves back together for one last romp. In that sense, it succeeds. Watching Picard, Riker, Worf, Troi, La Forge, Data, and Crusher ALL reunite—on the Enterprise-D, no less!—is the kind of tear-jerking moment of fandom magic that few properties can hope to achieve (an opportunity that Star Wars totally squandered… c’mon, all we wanted was to see Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, and Lando back in the Falcon!).

Speaking of Star Wars, was it just me, or did that final battle—father and son connecting on a villainous vessel before a monologuing Biggest Bad, supporting characters driving a ship into the core of said vessel to blow up one important part that will chain-reaction the whole thing to oblivion, lots of starships firing lots of lasers in the background—feel awfully familiar? Star Trek: The Return of the Enterprise

Anyway, the last episode, “Vox”, left the galaxy in the kind of “All is Lost” moment that always precedes the Epic Final Battle in action-adventure franchises. The Borg, using Changeling enforcers, have assimilated all of Starfleet by infusing their officers with Borg DNA (which only works on the young ones) and have turned against Earth. Jack has let himself be assimilated (because… reasons?) and is now the Borg’s new mouthpiece, directing the attack. Captain Shaw is dead, and the young crew members of the Titan assimilated. And, of course, our Next Generation heroes have found their way to the Enterprise-D and are alone against an existential threat. Oof, how are we going to get out of this one in just one hour?

Answer: With fatherly love and a lot of lasers.

On the Titan, Seven of Nine and Raffi to lead a ragtag band of whichever middle-aged crew members are left in an attempt to retake it. They manage to transport all the assimilated crew—including both La Forge girls—away from the bridge and lock them up. Then, they turn their efforts toward stopping the attack on Earth, cloaking the Titan and doing whatever they can against a fleet hell-bent on destroying the planet. We get some zombie movie-type shots of the assimilated crew members trying to break out, and we know the Titan won’t be able to stop this attack by themselves, only try to slow it down. Ending this battle comes down to the Enterprise-D…

… which finds a lone Borg cube hiding in Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. Scans and transmissions reveal that Jack is on board, and that his voice is the one directing the attack. All the assimilated crew are getting their orders from him, via the cube’s tranceiver. If those orders are cut off, the assimilated will no longer be mind controlled, and the attack will end. So our heroes have to stop the command ship to shut down the attack drones. Wait, isn’t that how The Phantom Menace ended?

Anyway, Picard, Riker, and Worf beam onto the Borg cube to retrieve Jack. And find that tranceiver. But really to retrieve Jack. Once on board, they discover a tomb of dead and rotting Borg drones. And then Picard finds the assimilated Jack before an almost-dead and definitely rotting Borg Queen. The setting was definitely creepy, adding to the zombie-movie feel of the episode.

I wish I could have cared as much about saving Jack as Picard does. Maybe then, what happened next would have had the emotional resonance it clearly was meant to. After listening to the Borg Queen’s monologue about how she lost all her drones and was left alone at the edge of space, and now plans to destroy the galaxy instead of assimilating it, Picard plugs into the collective to reach Jack’s consciousness. Which he does with ease, meeting up with his son in cyberspace (How did he do this without getting mind-controlled by the Borg? Eh, don’t worry about it.)

Now, I’m a sucker for big emotional moments. I swear, I really am! But with Jack so under-developed as a character, and knowing exactly how this scene would end, I couldn’t stop myself from rolling my eyes at all this. Of course, Jack wants to stay in the Collective. Why? Something about feeling “different,” something about belonging… there was a way this could have worked, the way Agnes letting the Borg Queen fuse with her did last season (hey, whatever happened to Agnes’s Borg Queen anyway?). Maybe if Jack’s inner turmoil had been better depicted in the episodes leading up to this, it would have made sense. Instead, he’s here so that Picard can make a big speech about how being a father (for, like, a week) has changed his life, and how he isn’t giving up on Jack… I so, so wanted to feel something, but it all seemed so contrived.

After that, Jack is able to simply… un-assimilate himself. He comes to and unplugs, just in time to be beamed out before the Enterprise-D blows up the tranceiver and, as a result, the whole cube.

To the show’s credit, at least it depicted Beverly agreeing to the attack on the Borg cube— even knowing that her son, her ex-lover, and her friends would probably be blown up too—because it meant saving Earth.

After the cube goes boom, all the danger is ended, and the episode, in true series finale fashion, gives us about twenty endings. Some are satisfying, like Seven of Nine being granted the rank of Captain—by Tuvok! Who though replaced by a Changeling had been kept alive! Some are inevitable but, in my opinion, eye-roll-y. Of course Jack would face zero consequences for running to the Borg Queen, letting himself be assimilated, and staying assimilated (when apparently he had the option to leave??) to direct the attack on Earth that killed who-knows-how-many people. And of course he would be given a plum Starfleet assignment (Ensign after one year, despite, like, no training and a long criminal record! With a special position as Captain Seven’s advisor! Because he’s a legacy! Poor Harry Kim, who never got promoted despite seven years of hero-ing on Voyager… the bamboo ceiling is real, even in Starfleet).

And then there’s the ending-ending, with the Next Generation crew drinking and playing poker. Now there’s the ending we all wanted, and truly, it was satisfying to see.

Meanwhile, the show left us on a teaser that makes a follow-up show feel inevitable. I mean, Seven captaining the Enterpise-G, Raffi as her Number One, Sidney La Forge and Jack Crusher (or is he Jack Picard now?) also on the bridge… Paramount Plus would be leaving money on the table if they didn’t make that so (I could do without Jack, but I’ll put up with him if it means we get to see Captain Seven in action).

With all the trouble the show went through to craft plot threads and create mysteries, it’s a shame that it all boiled down to a super clichéd ending. The whole Changeling story line is waved away, as Beverly creates new tech that easily detects them, and it turns out those who were replaced were kept alive (hey, at least it means we get Tuvok and his epic eyebrow arch back!). There’s no clever strategy or maneuver needed to stop the Borg attack, just a teary father-son bonding moment and some fancy flying from Data.

But the point of the episode was to highlight the Next Generation crew, and in that, it succeeded. I loved seeing the now-human Data delightedly (and cockily) pilot the Enterprise-D through the Borg cube. And Worf Worf-ing out in the Worfiest fashion. And La Forge being in charge of the bridge after Riker chooses to follow Picard. And Beverly being a badass with weapons. If I ignored the actual plot and just focused on the heroes, then it was all in good fun.

All in all, the third season of Picard has been a bumpy one, with some fantastic moments and some awful ones. But in the end, it delivered what it promised: the final adventure of the Next Generation crew.

Episode rating:

3/5

Season rating:

4/5

The Mandalorian S3 Ep 8 Recap – The Return

We have come to the end. After last week’s harrowing episode, With Din Djarin captured and the Mandalorians on the run from Moff Gideon’s flying beskar troopers, it truly seemed that anything could happen. Could one of our leads die? Would Din be tortured and his helmet forced off? Was there a traitor in their midst that tipped off Gideon? (Online speculation was rampant.)

Well, guess what? All of those threads get resolved in about five minutes. Everyone is fine and the good guys win.  The end.

Oh, did you want a little more? Frankly, so did I.

One of my issues with The Mandalorian this season has been how they set up a lot of high stakes dilemmas and then just immediately pull the rug out from under them. Din’s quest to find the living waters, which was teased as a season long quest, took less than an episode. All the tensions between the royal Mandalorians and the Children of the Watch that we kept getting told about? One brawl at the chess barrel that gets broken up by Gundam Grogu and they’re all buddies. And all those cliffhangers from last week? Worry no more, Mandalore!

The bulk of this week’s episode is the battle to reclaim Mandalore. And while the action was exciting, it all seemed to come a little too quickly and easily. There is never really any doubt about who is going to win. Din quickly escapes from the troopers dragging him off to the torture rooms. Even with Grogu helping him in the IG-Suit, it’s still comical at how easily Din escapes and how bad these supposedly elite troopers are at their jobs. “Drag this prisoner 100 yards to the interrogation rooms, after you take away his jet pack and weapons, of course!” Nope! Not happening. To quote a YouTube channel I’m a fan of, this was super easy, barely an inconvenience. (And I may be wrong, but I thought Grogu ran off with the Mandalorians last week. Did he double back to help his dad?)

Axe Woves, who ducked out before the fight last week, makes it back to the capital ship in time to warn them of the incoming TIE Fighters. He sends the other ships and Mandalorians to the surface to help Bo-Katan, while he stays behind to use the main ship as a decoy, and hopefully pick off a few Imperial ships. The Mandalorians head into the cloud cover just before the TIEs break through and attack.

Meanwhile, Bo-Katan and the others have taken refuge in an underground garden that the survivors led them to. It’s one of several they’ve cultivated, with plants grown from native species thought long extinct. Again, I have to ask why literally no Mandalorian ever thought to check on this place for at least two decades, since apparently plants can grow and the sun looks nice. (Despite there being a planet wide communications disrupting smog, I guess?)

Din and Grogu are skulking through the base, looking for Moff Gideon. Din convinces scaredy-droid R5 to fly in to help them. And I know, canonically the R-series astromechs have been able to fly since Attack of the Clones which came out (gulp) twenty years ago, but I still think it’s incredibly weird to see these squat little guys flying around. That was clearly a gag to help R2 and C-3P0 out of a bind on Geonosis, and we’ve all just decided to accept it. Anyway… R5 avoids a pesky mouse droid, finds a data port and locates Gideon’s stronghold, and then flies out to avoid capture. (And gets to zap one of those annoying little mouse droids for good measure.)

On the way to the command center, Din and Grogu come across a room full of clones in their birthing pods. They’re all Moff Gideons. One opens his eyes, which freaks out Grogu. (Right there with you, kid.) Din sets the pods to destruct, and they hurry out of there, on to a confrontation with the Real Deal.

Now begins the Battle for Mandalore. The Armorer and the other Mandalorians have arrived on the surface where they team up with Bo-Katan and fly off to fight the Beskar clad troopers. Despite some striking images, like Bo-Katan soaring in while brandishing the Dark Saber, the fight choreography is confusing. Since everyone has a jet pack, it just looks like a bunch of angry wasps swarming everywhere and it’s hard to follow for the most part.

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

Moff Gideon starts to advance on Din. He’s super pissed because of the clone murder. As he helpfully explains in some more villain monologuing, the clones were the final step in perfecting the Dark Trooper program because they were bred to have Force capabilities. (Ah-ha! The reason Dr. Pershing wanted to chop up Grogu becomes clearer and clearer.) Then they would have been an unstoppable army! You know, just a thought, but if you’re worried about people blowing up your clones, maybe don’t have a self-destruct capability built into the pods. Again, I am but a humble blogger and not an Evil Genius Imperial, but come on.

Gideon summons his Praetorian guards to help him kill Din, but Grogu is being super brave and comes out to help. He distracts them, but gets trapped with the three guards in a separate room. They quickly hack apart the IG armor, leaving Grogu to force leap out of the way of their energy spears. Din is too busy fighting Gideon to help, and the beskar armour has enhanced Gideon’s strength immensely. Fortunately Bo-Katan swoops in with the assist. She has a score to settle, which lets Din go and help Grogu.

Once Din comes to help, Grogu is able to use the Force to help fight—knocking over the guards, pushing their weapons out of reach, and stopping their staffs mid swing. Together, they’re able to dispatch them.

Gideon is delighting in his taunts of Bo-Katan. Are you going to surrender again? Give me the Dark Saber and you’ll have a warrior’s death. This, of course, enrages her. They fight back and forth, until Gideon literally crushes the Dark Saber in his super-powered beskar glove. He cackles. “Mandalorians are weak once they lose their trinkets.” Bo-Katan retorts, “Mandalorians are stronger together.” At which point Din starts firing on Gideon, to display all the subtlety of the Fast and Furious franchise in hammering home the “family” message.

Axe Woves is falling out of the sky. After taking fire from all the TIE fighters, he’s aiming the capital ship for the base to destroy it. The other Mandalorians zip out of the caverns to get clear, as does Axe, who flies out of the ship when the course is set. It smashes into the base, burning Gideon to death in the subsequent explosion. But what of our trio? Well, always good to have a young Jedi Academy dropout around who can protect you with a fireproof force bubble. Grogu is showing some great mastery of the force, quite a step forward from the days of the “magic hand thing” Karga was asking him to do.

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

In the aftermath of the explosion, the Mandalorians reclaim their homeworld. The Armorer relights the Great Forge, and I assume she’ll be smelting down all that trooper armor. Ragnar finally finishes his creed, without a monster trying to eat him. And Din stands for Grogu to get his Mandalorian baptism as well. The Armorer says no. He cannot yet say the creed, so he’s too young. Din says that he is his apprentice and ward, and his parent can sponsor him, so he will adopt him officially. “This is the way.” Grogu is now named Din Grogu, and he looks so darn happy. Awww. The Armorer then sends them on their way so he can train Grogu by having adventures. (Sure. Why not?)

That training includes a stop back at the New Republic base on the tropical beach planet to see Captain Teva. Din has a deal for him. He knows the New Republic is stretched thin and can’t patrol the Outer Rim effectively. Since Din wants to set a good example for his boy, he’s going to be more selective about his bounties. He’ll catch those rogue Imperials that are causing trouble, and Teva will pay him under the table. Honestly, this seems like a way to get that galactic ranger show that was supposed to happen back into action as the plot of Season Four, only with Grogu and Din Djarin doing the hunting instead of Gina Carano. And you know what? That’s a pretty good setup. I would like to see Grogu go out and hunt some imperials!

As a down payment, they take the head of an IG droid that was decorating the bar with them. Oh gee, I wonder where this is going…

Yep, you guessed it. Back on Nevarro, the Anzellans took that memory chip and fixed up IG-11. He’s now the Marshall, and patrolling the streets to keep them safe. And, as promised, Karga has a nice plot of land for the Din family to relax on, In between their adventures, of course!

So, that’s it for the Mandalorian Season 3, with everything wrapped up in a neat little bow. Bo-Katan has reclaimed her homeworld, the Great Forge is once again operational, IG-11 is back as a Marshall of Nevarro, and the Din family has a nice plot of land to torture frogs on between covert missions of hunting down Imperial warlords.

Despite some fun moments, I’ve been pretty clear that I think this is the weakest season of The Mandalorian so far. It lacked the novelty of discovering little Grogu for the first time. It lacked the emotional depth of Din taking off his helmet and saying goodbye as Grogu went off to train with Luke. It spread out in all directions and didn’t really come together until the last couple of episodes. Was it cool to see Grogu in a mecha-suit? You bet! Was it adorable when Din Djarin adopted Grogu? Absolutely! Did we have to sit through a bunch of sidequests and space pirates to get there? No. And while I of course understand and accept plot contrivances in my space opera stories, everyone seemed a lot dumber than necessary this year. (Greef Karga had no planetary defenses? Bo-Katan never once trekked to Mandalore to see if it was inhabitable?) And the central premise this year, namely the retaking of Mandalore, just never really resonated with me.

Still, if the hook for next year is in fact Din Grogu: Imperial Hunter, I will be happy. If the show gets back to Grogu and Mando on their own, having adventures, and just hanging out together, I’ll be back for more.

Who am I kidding? I’ll be back regardless. I love all this stuff. See you in August for Ahsoka!

Episode Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Season Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Grogu Cuteness Meter: Our boy looked so proud when he was at the living waters and Din Djarin adopted him! I hope you have fun on the ranch playing with the frogs!

 

Mark Waid has Two New Series coming to DC!

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It’s been announced that DC is moving forward with not one, but two, new projects from the critically acclaimed writer, Mark Waid.

In the first, artist Bryan Hitch (JLA) is partnering and providing art for the 3-issue DC Black Label miniseries: Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor. Focused on Superman’s determination to find a cure for his greatest enemy’s terminal illness, the comic hopes to answer the question, just – why would he?

Meanwhile, for the second, Emanuela Lupacchino (Wonder Woman) is helping the Teen Titans get their own sort of origins with World’s Finest: Teen Titans. An exploration of their early escapades, the series is an updated project depicting the team in the world of today.

Details on both comics runs are listed below.

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Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor finds Superman conscribed by his nemesis to find a cure for the mysterious terminal ailment that threatens Luthor’s life. The Man of Steel is willing to scour the universe, jump to alternate dimensions, and even travel time in an effort to rescue Lex all while the rest of the world is happy to see the bad guy go. So…what exactly is Clark’s motive here? Is he really kind hearted enough to ignore Lex’s many, many, many attempts to end his life? More to the point – can he even succeed?

“For the first time, Superman’s fighting the tide of public opinion, embarking on a mission that billions of people outright oppose. But he has his reasons—partly because of who he is, but partly because of a debt he feels he owes—and readers of Superman: Birthright might already guess what that perceived debt is,” said Waid. “Together, Superman and Lex are racing the clock in search of a cure as they travel the breadth of the super-universe, from Atlantis to Kandor to the Phantom Zone, all spectacularly reimagined by Bryan Hitch.”

Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor #1 will drop at local comics shops on July 25, with a new release every month. The first issue features a main cover and interior artwork by Bryan Hitch, with inks by the amazing Kevin Nowlan and colors by David Baron, and soon-to-be-revealed open-to-order variants by Kevin Nowlan and Chris Samnee, a 1:25 variant by Yanick Paquette, and a 1:50 variant by Evan “Doc” Shaner.

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Batman/Superman: World’s Finest just got a spinoff and it’s World’s Finest: Teen Titans, spotlighting the rise of the original Teen Titans with a modern twist! Robin aka the Boy Wonder takes charge of DC’s grooviest gang of super-teens, but the newest super-team also comes with a host of super-problems. Sure, fighting crime alongside the Justice League is hard work but it’s peanuts compared to managing their socials and getting that rabid fan base to like and subscribe, am I right? Still, real-world problems abound as there’s a growing threat hellbent on driving a wedge between these friends so they never reach their full potential. Enjoy this new take on an old favorite when the Titans of the DCU were simply the Teen Titans.

“I’ve had so much fun writing the Teen Titans in Batman/Superman: World’s Finest that DC asked for more, and I couldn’t be happier,” said Waid. “Taking our cue from the main World’s Finest book, the series is set in the not-too-distant past, when Robin led the team—including Bumblebee and Mal Duncan—as they answered calls for help from kids worldwide and dealt with their celebrity status. The real fun for the wonderful Ema Lupacchino and me is revealing many surprising secrets about who each of the Titans really is. Even longtime readers will be stunned by these untold revelations.”

World’s Finest: Teen Titans #1 will arrive at local comic shops on July 11 featuring interior artwork by Emanuela Lupacchino, a main and 1:100 cover by Chris Samnee, open-to-order variants by Evan “Doc” Shaner and Jim Cheung, a 1:25 variant by W. Scott Forbes, a 1:50 variant by Lupacchino, a special foil variant by Cheung, and a blank sketch cover.

Marvel Unveils Hellfire Gala Variant Covers for Mutantkind’s Biggest Night in 2023!

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In just a few short months, the Hellfire Gala will reveal jaw-dropping revelations, eye-opening betrayals, horrific tragedies, and as always, the most stunning looks of this year!

Come July, fans will witness the best high fashion in brand new Hellfire Gala Variant Covers! This long-awaited collection of covers will have Marvel’s biggest star artists showing off thrilling designs that combine contemporary fashion trends with iconic superhero aesthetics, verve, and powers! Time and time again, these exquisite covers are evidence that when it comes to looking badass, Marvel’s heroes bring their A-game!

The supreme Avengers, Spider-Man, X-Men and so many more will look incredible to match the spectacular stories coming up. Written by Gerry Duggan and featuring a top lineup of artists including Kris Anka, Joshua Cassara, Russell Dauterman, Adam Kubert, Pepe Larraz, R.B. Silva, and Luciano Vecchio.

Atop of this, X-MEN: HELLFIRE GALA 2023 #1 will be a massive one-shot that launches mutantkind into a volatile era known as FALL OF X. What shocking revelations are coming this July and how will impact Krakoa’s potential downfall? Check out these designs below for all the gala covers come this July!

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Moon Knight’s Scarlet Scarab Comic Debut Makes for 2 From the MCU

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As reported originally by IGN, writer Jed MacKay will be doing an oversized anniversary issue of Moon Knight #25 along with a five-issue run called ‘Moon Knight: City of The Dead’. The run of the comic will also see the official debut of Layla El-Faouly, the beloved character Scarlet Scarab from the Moon Knight MCU television series. Thus, making her the second MCU heroine to be adapted into a comic (the first one being Darcy).

Featuring art by Alessandro Cappuccio, Alessandro Vitti, and Partha Pratim, Moon Knight #25 promises to be an enchanting new situation where Moon Knight comes in conflict with someone from his past: looking back at the final missions of Marc Spector’s old mercenary crew. The issue also will also include a classic Moon Knight tale by legendary comic writer Doug Moench and Eisner-winning, Emmy-nominated artist Bill Sienkiewicz.

 

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Written by David Pepose with art by Marcelo Ferreira, MOON KNIGHT: CITY OF THE DEAD will feature Layla El-Faouly’s superhero debut as the all-new Scarlet Scarab. The storyline synopsis sees Moon Knight try and protect a runaway, left barely alive outside the Midnight Mission. Journeying far beyond the land of the living, we see the character battle across the mind-bending underworld known as the City of the Dead.

“Working on MOON KNIGHT #25 was a bit of a mammoth task… 70 pages of story, cutting between three stories, each with their own artist! It was a really exciting opportunity to have that much space to work in, telling a Moon Knight story in a longer form than we’re usually used to.” said Jed Mackay in an interview with IGN, “Bringing Layla El-Faouly into our story was exciting. Adding an already beloved character into the universe of the comics is a really interesting opportunity, and being able to show the “before” to David and Marcelo’s “after” was a wonderful bit of synchronicity. It was an idea that we both came to independently, and the way our stories were able to dovetail is something that I’m looking forward to people experiencing. While the Scarlet Scarab will indeed be turning up in MOON KNIGHT: CITY OF THE DEAD, in MOON KNIGHT #25 we’re seeing a much younger Layla and a much younger Marc Spector as they embark on a mission as members of the crack mercenary team, the Karnak Cowboys.”

David Pepose added, “I’m thrilled to be tackling one of my all-time favorite Marvel characters in MOON KNIGHT: CITY OF THE DEAD. Teaming up with sensational artist Marcelo Ferriera, we’re sending Marc Spector on one of his most mind-bending adventures to date — rescuing a young runaway’s soul from the City of the Dead. Yet as a mercenary and as a hero, Moon Knight has been no stranger to leaving a body count… so he might see some familiar faces looking for payback! But Marc won’t be embarking on this mission alone… I couldn’t be more excited to be writing Layla El-Faouly’s debut as the all-new Scarlet Scarab! Layla has been such a fun character to adapt—she knows Marc better than almost anyone, and that tension is going to spark some spectacular fireworks on this otherworldly adventure.”

Geography of Bliss is a Rainn Wilson led Docuseries about The Search for Happiness

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Announced by Peacock yesterday, Rainn Wilson and the Geography of Bliss is a brand-new documentary series hosted by the eponymous actor, whom many fans may remember as Dwight Schrute from The Office. Based on the New York Times bestseller “The Geography of Bliss: One Grump’s Search for the Happiest Places in the World.” 

The short series will see Rainn Wilson travel all across the world to some of the happiest (and saddest) locations on the planet. In it, we’ll see the actor seek answers to the big belief and spirituality questions, seeking out what it is about a location’s foundations that make it special. More importantly, what makes its people learn to live with and be happy about the state of the world? It’s a promisingly fun series all in search of the answer to that age-old question: “What makes me happy?”

 

ABOUT THE SERIES:  
Premiere Date: May 18, 2023
Host: Rainn Wilson
Executive Producers: Rainn Wilson, Dave Sirulnick, Jen Isaacson, Jon Kamen, Evan Rosenfeld, Casey Scharf, and Melissa Wood

Now, many remember actor Rainn Wilson as the beloved geeky, yet oftentimes inapropriate character, Dwight Scrute. Since then, the actor has gone through quite a journey. Frequently posting quite a bit about his own mental health and spirituality journey, Wilson had gone to write the re-finding your own spirituality self-help book Soul Boom. Set to release just a week from now.

Likewise, the actor has been a PR roll lately. When on a most recent trek on a flight, Wilson sat next to an unsuspecting fan watching, The Office for the first time. It was a story which blew up headlines, even hitting the breaking news segments for CNN.

You can see that video below.

 

Velocity Noodle Slaps over to Consoles on April 27th

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A popular indie game on Steam with a whopping 95% positive, Velocity Noodle is a puzzle delivery platformer featuring handcrafted stages built specifically for Sonic the Hedgehog-styled speed runs.

With neon-lit pixel environments, the game is a love letter to the platformers of old, where fast mobility and ultra-smooth runs combine sliding, teleporting, and katana-jumping to break upper-floor levels making for some seriously entertaining gameplay. All to obtain some hard-earned medals along the way. A ramen rampage, the only thing stopping you is the Anti Deliver Service – more or less the no food allowed police.

The new console releases feature a slew of new content including new level packs, artwork updates, and quality-of-life upgrades, which have also been mirrored as a free upgrade in the PC version. A native PS5 version of the game is under development and scheduled for launch, which will be announced separately in the future.

VELOCITY NOODLE is out now on PC and is currently available to pre-order on Nintendo Switch and Xbox for $12.99. The game launches universally on April 27th, with a 20% discount through the pre-order and initial release period.

FEATURES 

  • Dozens & dozens of handcrafted stages to test your noodle
  • A pettable dog, somewhere
  • Fast-paced, agility focused movement gameplay
  • A really overworked and sweaty chef
  • Time records to beat, medals to collect, and a quick-restart so the pace never lets up
  • Hard hitting synthwave soundtrack

VELOCITY NOODLE is published by Top Hat Studios, Inc., and developed by Shotgun Anaconda.

Marvel Announces ‘Marvel Move’: A Mobile Fitness Program by ‘Zombies, Run’ creators!

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From the makers behind the critically successful Zombies, Run!  comes a new interactive fitness program set within the Marvel Universe. Co-Created by Six to Start and featuring both RPG and augmented reality story segments, Marvel Move is an upcoming interactive adventure set to release on Mobile in the Summer of 2023.

Promoting both physical and mental wellness, Marvel Move is featured as a fitness program in the upcoming ZRX app along with “Zombies, Run!” and many other exercise brands. Perfect for any Marvel fans who’d like to feel entertained while exercising, this upcoming audio experience will feature adventures with which the user can interact and will host tales featuring fan-favorite superheroes including Thor, Loki, Hulk, and the X-Men.

“There’s nothing more motivating than combining exercise and storytelling. Ten years of making the world’s best-selling smartphone fitness game, Zombies, Run!, have taught us that epic adventures with characters you love can make you go that extra mile. Our collaboration with Marvel will deliver that same powerful motivation to millions more,” stated Adrian Hon, CEO and co-founder of Six to Start in Marvel’s informative recent press release. “Interactive storytelling is the 21st century’s dominant form of entertainment. We’re incredibly excited to help fans of the Marvel Universe achieve their fitness goals with their favorite characters – and turn them into heroes themselves.”

“Marvel fans have a deep connection to the storylines in the comics, so we’re very excited for them, along with our newer fans, to experience new adventures with the characters they know and love,”  Ryan Penagos continued, who’s Marvel Vice President & Creative Executive. “I started my own fitness journey with the Zombies, Run! training program years ago, and I can confidentially say the Marvel Universe is in excellent hands when it comes to bringing our fans an epic adventure in fitness!”

 

Marvel Gaming and Marvel Move: Summer 2023

Marvel has been on a bit of a hot streak lately regarding gaming. Their gamification of MarvelInsider points features some of the most interactive methods of increasing engagement in web design and Marvel.com has even been nominated for a Webby – as it’s become a perfect example of a one-place shop of engagement from branding, to news, podcasts, and development about what’s going on with the company.

Atop of this, Marvel’s latest hit video game, Marvel Snap was a Game Awards winner and has been one of the most intriguing projects coming from the ex-development teams over from Hearthstone. With more hit games along the way such as the highly anticipated Spider-Man 2 to arrive later this year, there are all signs that the company seems to be taking off in the gaming side of the direction. With Marvel Move launching for iPhone and Android users globally from Summer 2023 via the ZRX app.

As for gameplay, Marvel Move operates as a progression tracker that will offer users an immersive and interactive audio narrative as they walk, jog, or run. The activity can be tracked on the app (so long as its paired with the smartphone) whether it’s performed outdoors, on a treadmill, or even on a wheelchair. Additionally, there will be expert-designed 5K, 10K, half-marathon options as well. The runner will serve as the main character, supported by beloved Marvel characters, to help users meet their fitness goals amid a selection of epic adventures.

Below are a synopsis of stories available on release.

 

STORYLINES FOR MARVEL MOVE

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“Thor & Loki: Asgard 5K Training” written by Alex Acks

Lost in the Ten Realms, you have only one way home: follow the guidance of Thor and Loki… if they can stop fighting for five minutes. With 24 fully voiced workouts over eight weeks, this is an expert-designed training program designed to take you from zero running experience to being capable of running a full 5K with the godly sibling duo.

“X-Men: Age of ORCHIS” written by Tini Howard

Discover your mutant identity as you’re welcomed to the mutant haven of Krakoa. You’ll be recruited to work alongside the X-Men to counter a rising threat to mutantkind. Written by Tini Howard (X-Men comics), this is a classic globe-trotting X-Men-style adventure alongside Wolverine, Storm, Jean Grey, and many more.

“The Hulk: Hulkville” written by Matt Wieteska

Run from the authorities with Bruce and Betty Banner as they try to hide Hulk from the world. But when you finally find shelter in a remote desert town, mysterious forces are at work… can you uncover the truth before it’s too late?

“Daredevil: Terminal Degree” written by Bilal Dardai

As a new student at a prestigious law school, you soon realize all is not as it seems. Before you know it, you’re pulled into the dangerous criminal underworld and find yourself working alongside Daredevil himself to bring down the whole house of cards.

“Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch: In Dreams” written by Kim Richards

You find yourself listening to an audio tour guide for a place you’ve never visited… but nothing seems quite right… Suddenly you realize there’s another voice leaking through, warning you, trying to guide you: a certain Sorcerer Supreme. Featuring Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch, you’ll need to figure out where you are, and how you’ll escape. Quickly.

 

Become a Member of the Marvel Move Founders Club

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The Marvel Move Founders Club offers users exclusive–but limited–benefits including a free trial for Marvel Unlimited and one free month of Zombies, Run!. Founders Club tiers are also invited to private Q&A livestreams–all on top of a two-year subscription to Marvel Move. They can even get their name in the credits of Marvel Move!

For a limited time only, two years of membership is available at 30% discount. The Founders Club is only open to new members prior to the launch of Marvel Move and features five membership tiers, filled on a first-come, first-serve basis.

 

The Ashen Combine’s Arrival Is Heralded by The Avengers #1 This May

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The Avengers as a team exist to contend with threats greater than any one of them individually can handle. After all, there’s a reason the MCU worked up to climactic battles in various Avengers movies. Now Jed MacKay is throwing something truly frightening at the Avengers just in time for their 60th anniversary. That force is called The Ashen Combine, and they herald some world shaking Tribulation Events that will test our heroes.

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The Ashen Combine are a collection of “the multiverse’s greatest monsters.” Worse, they’re known as Cityslayers, and each have the reality-warping power to bring an entire civilization to its knees. First there’s Lord Ennui, an avatar of atrophy that drains the spirit of thousands; next is the Idol Alabaster, a literal living godhead that forces the worship of everybody around it; my personal favorite name is Citysmith, a demented artist that twists cities in horrifying fashion; then there’s The Dead, who commands an army of restless spirits; finally is Meridian Diadem, referred to as an “endless dungeon” who consumes and spits out prisoners.

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Here’s a description of the havoc this new threat will wreak on our heroes:

The Avengers fly into action as this collection of the multiverse’s greatest monsters descends from the Impossible City to follow their respective appetites. Cityslayers all, these super nihilists pursue the assassination of metropolitan areas for sport! Each member ravages populations in their own terrifying way and their unique methods of destruction will make them a formidable match against even the powerful roster of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes that assemble in this new run of AVENGERS! As the battlezones are declared, the Avengers scatter to defend Earth. Who will be pitted against who?

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Be sure and check out the amazing sketches of the Ashen Combine by C.F. Villa. Check out Avengers #1 on May 17th, and get ready for the arrival of the Ashen Combine this July in Avengers #3!


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Art by C.F. VILLA
Cover by STUART IMMONEN
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Art by C.F. VILLA
Cover by STUART IMMONEN
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Cover by STUART IMMONEN
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Out of Sight, Out of Mind Brings Magnum P.I. To a Tipping Point

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MAGNUM P.I. -- "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" Episode 509 -- Pictured: Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum -- (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

If you’ve seen any of the promos for episode 9 of Magnum P.I., titled “Out of Sight, Out of Mind”, you might be under the impression this is an episode about a surprise wedding. Sadly to say, that’s been somewhat misleading and not really what it’s about at all. On the plus side, it’s a really solid episode, which not only contends with important themes such as mental health and racism, but also dramatically expands the Greene storyline in a shocking fashion.

It all starts with Higgins spacing out, only to come to a romantic dinner with Magnum. It looks like he’s about to propose, and he opens up the ring box. Inside is a bullet. Suddenly Magnum keels over, blood pouring from a wound that wasn’t there moments ago. Juliette looks in horror, her hands covered in blood. Then she wakes up, and the nightmare continues. She’s strapped to a bed, with syringes nearby.

Rewind 36 hours, and we begin to discover how poor Juliette found herself in such a predicament. Things seem calm enough, with Magnum and Juliette doing their daytime breakfast routine. He made her a parfait, but she isn’t hungry. In fact, she’s quite pissed over him changing the super secure, alphanumeric password on their network to something very easily hacked. It’s their first real fight, at least since they’ve been a couple. Thomas then gets saved by the bell and gets messaged to come immediately and talk with Detective Childs.

Unfortunately for Thomas, Childs isn’t in a better mood than Higgins. If anything, he’s more pissed now that he discovered that Louis Peele was brought back to Hawaii without his knowledge. He’s ready to cuff Magnum for obstruction and tells him he has moments to catch him up. Magnum relents, and tells him a little about the mercenary from last week, Oliver Cane, and the CIA involvement. He didn’t want to tell Childs because it’s incredibly dangerous for anybody that knows anything about the men hunting Magnum’s old unit.

Meanwhile, Higgins is looking into a client’s dead boyfriend. It looks like a suicide in his car, but the girlfriend points out there was no note left behind. It’s clear that Juliette relates to the client’s story, about how she and the now-dead man, Otis, were friends for a long time before finally becoming a couple, not unlike Higgins and Magnum. So she’s going to go undercover at the psychiatric hospital where Otis was an orderly and figure out if he actually committed suicide, or if mayhem is afoot.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Episode 509 — Pictured in this screengrab: (l-r) Zachary Knighton as Orville “Rick” Wright, Stephen Hill as Theodore “TC” Calvin — (Photo by: NBC)

As for Rick and T.C., they’re busy moving Rick into his baby mama’s new houseboat. Though Rick should be happy about living on his own terms instead of being a housemate at Robin’s Nest, he’s sad that Susie isn’t ready to live with him. I’ll be honest, this side story is pretty much over at this point. Thankfully Gordon Katsumoto has a more interesting and much more important arc in “Out of Sight, Out of Mind”.

Gordon is driving Dennis to a potential college. It’s clear he wants his son to remain close to home, but he’s trying to be supportive. He tells Dennis how he once had a dream to make motorcycles for a living, but changed paths to being a cop. He just wants the same for Dennis, to find something he’s passionate about and spend his life dedicated to whatever that turns out to be.

Later on they’re at a pub near to the college, and things get a bit complicated. Dennis isn’t happy that his dad wants to keep him close at home. There’s also someone yelling at the TV nearby, and when Gordon tries to calmly ask him to be quiet, the hillbilly stirs up trouble. At first he asks where Gordon and his son are from. When Dennis tells them honestly that they’re from Hawaii looking into colleges, he makes a crack about how any school will jump at a chance to offer a free ride to someone “with his eyes”. This quickly devolves into a shouting match between Gordon and the asshole, and then the idiot makes the mistake of pushing the detective. Within moments Gordon has him pinned to the ground, and calls in the local police to deal with the rubbish. Still, the whole incident understandably puts a bad taste in Gordon and Dennis’ mouths.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Episode 509 — Pictured: (l-r) Cynthia Aldrich as Staci, Lance Lim as Dennis Katsumoto, Tim Kang as Detective Gordon Katsumoto — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

Higgy makes a pretty believable psychologist, and it’s fun watching her lose her British accent to play the role. Early on things go poorly for her, as one out of control patient smacks her to the ground. No lasting harm done, but a sign of things to come. Within moments of her treatment, it becomes clear there’s some issues at the psychiatric hospital, least of which involve a lack of funding.

While Magnum looks into the dead orderly’s car, Higgy interrogates patients while pretending to be a psychiatrist. She does a solid job, and has some very quirky folks she talks with, including one that thinks the hospital is connected to the Illuminati. Another patient named Steven doesn’t say a word, and one named Becca immediately figures out that Higgins is faking her accent, thanks in large part to watching the show House. She agrees to talk with Higgins if she’s straight with her, and reveals that Otis was last seen sneaking into the room where the hospital keeps all its drugs. So now the theory is that maybe Otis was dealing drugs, and that somehow lead to his death.

Out of Sight, Out of Mind | Golf
MAGNUM P.I. — “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Episode 509 — Pictured: (l-r) Steve Sobel as Dr. Anton Weiss, Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

Magnum’s side of the investigation leads to a parking ticket, which in turn leads to someone named Dr. Weiss that Otis spent time with. Not as a patient, as it turns out. He was asking the doctor about schizophrenia disorder, and worried that one patient at the hospital was being overmedicated. It’s none other than Steven, the man who barely reacted to Higgins’ presence earlier. Turns out, he was only supposed to spend a couple weeks at the hospital, and instead has been there a couple years.

Childs also has an interesting side arc. He uses the information Magnum provided, and is looking into Peele’s particulars. He finds a phone number, and drags in a man related to it named Leo. He looks like he rented a bunch of rooms to black book CIA agents. Leo finally admits to Childs he was forced to work with them, and that he had no choice. Childs demands a list of all the properties they rented.

Magnum talks with Steven’s cousin, a surf boy named Derek, who pays for Steven’s prolonged stay. He claims that Steven is bi-polar, and that had a bad incident before he was committed. Apparently he wishes Steven was better, since they started a surfboard company together, and Steven was the brilliant designer. Just one problem – Magnum catches Derek in a lie, and realizes that Steven may have been made to have a psychotic reaction so that Derek could profit from selling their business.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Episode 509 — Pictured in this screengrab: (l-r) Sarah Jane Morris as Miranda, Perdita Weeks as Juliet Higgins — (Photo by: NBC)

We’re nearly caught up to the intro of “Out of Sight, Out of Mind”. Juliette sneaks into the room and starts perusing documents when a nurse walks up and sticks a syringe in her neck. Then Higgins comes to strapped down. Juliette got a dose of something strong, and as the nurse interrogates her she hallucinates Thomas dying again and again in front of her. Then she hallucinates talking to herself as psychiatrist, and tries in vain to leave the room, not realizing that she’s still strapped down.

For a show that normally avoids anything too scary, this sequence definitely raised the hairs on my arm a bit, and made me sympathize with Higgy. Especially when the nurse says she’s going to use her as bait to trap Magnum and deal with them both. Thankfully, Magnum realizes something is amiss, and bolts into the hospital, using a tracking app to find Higgy’s phone. He breaks in moments before the nurse gives Juliette a fatal overdose. Later she confides in him that she fears losing him, and he shares that they both deal with survivor’s guilt. They take comfort in each other and enjoy a relaxing moment. As for Katsumoto and Dennis, the share their own moment as father and son, and Gordon urges his son to follow his dreams, no matter what anybody else thinks.

Sadly for Magnum P.I. but luckily for us, the episode doesn’t end there. Before I go into the last few moments, a warning. If you don’t want any sort of spoilers, stop reading here. Otherwise I’m going to cover the frankly shocking final moments of the episode below.

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MAGNUM P.I. — “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Episode 509 — Pictured: Jay Hernandez as Thomas Magnum — (Photo by: Zack Dougan/NBC)

Okay, here we go! Childs is looking into the rented properties. He’s checked several already, and is onto the last one on the list. Inside, he finds empty cases of munitions. Worse, he also finds pictures of Magnum and himself from earlier that day. Which means the mercenaries have figured out the identities of his team. Childs starts walking out and dials Thomas, warning him, moments before he trips a wire, and the entire building erupts in a ball of fire. Then T.C. and Shammy are working late, and he gets an intruder alert notification. Moments later, a masked assailant walks up and shoots him, and the episode ends with T.C. struggling to grab his gun as he lies prone.

Now that is how you end an episode! A really great, albeit dramatic, episode of Magnum P.I. Tune in next week to discover how these events play out, and whether or not Childs and T.C. manage to survive.

Beef’s Ending, Explained

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Scene from the Netflix show Beef (2023)
Scene from the Netflix show Beef (2023)

Lee Sung Jin’s latest show has it all: a star-studded cast, drama, comedy, action, love, and even a splash of gore. The story centers around the “beef”, slang for a grudge or cause for animosity, that develops between main characters Danny Cho (played by Steven Yuen) and Amy Lau (Ali Wong) when one nearly reverses into the other in a parking lot. The two keep trying to get back at each other in a series of escalating events.

Amy is a career woman with a handsome, caring husband and a darling daughter. Though Danny is unmarried, he is no less family-oriented: he strives to take care of his younger brother and aging parents, hangs out with his cousin, and seeks spiritual kinship in a church community. As their road rage gets out of control, everyone on both sides gets dragged into the mess one way or another.

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Promotional image for Beef (2023), courtesy of IMDb

The premise is relatable even if you don’t have a driver’s license. Who hasn’t been enraged by a perceived slight or injustice from somebody failing to adhere to the same rules as everybody else in civilized society? Who doesn’t want to be treated with kindness and grace when they’re going through a hard time?

However, other elements of the story may be less relatable and more confusing, instead. Not to worry, The Workprint is here to answer your questions about the ending and other major plot points.

Why did Amy and Danny have so much beef, anyway?

Some people, especially those who have never experienced road rage, might struggle to understand why the two main characters couldn’t just let it go.

To Amy, Danny was technically wrong to back up in the parking lot without checking for other cars first, plain and simple.

But sometimes, being right isn’t everything. If you want to be a good friend or a decent community member, sometimes being polite or forgiving is more important than obsessing over who is “right” or “wrong”.

Therefore, to Danny, Amy’s prolonged honking and raised middle finger make her a mean person who deserves to be put in her place.

The more they get to know each other, the more complicated the situation gets. It’s no longer about whether being right or being kind in a singular moment is more important.

When Danny makes a mess in Amy’s bathroom, it taints something which she has worked really hard on, something that has become an extension of her identity. This sets her down a dark, irrevocable spiral. If she hadn’t worked so many long hours in the years leading up to this moment, and if she didn’t feel immense pressure to be the perfect wife and mother and daughter-in-law at the same time, maybe she could have let it go. But because she is extremely stressed out from wanting to “have it all”, messing with Danny—this stranger on whom she can project all her fury and insecurities—turns into an unhealthy coping mechanism.

Danny, too, is motivated by stress. In Korea and other parts of Asia, there is a cultural expectation for children to take care of their elderly parents. He also feels obligated to provide for his younger brother, Paul (Young Mazino), who doesn’t seem to have a direction or viable ambitions in life. Danny is barely making enough money to provide for himself, let alone his family.

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“There’s always something,” Danny states multiple times, referring to having one problem after another.

So when he gets into a conflict with Amy, this “rich bitch”, and explores the inside of her beautiful house, he feels extra angry that someone so heartless could have such an ostensibly perfect life.

Amy’s greatest fear is loss, as evidenced by her quote in episode 7, “Everything fades. Nothing lasts.” It is also why she has a tattoo of the number 22 on her lower back. In the tenth and final episode, she explains that it comes from the title of Joseph Heller’s famous novel being “arbitrarily changed” from Catch-18 to Catch-22: “Any time you try to hold onto one thing, it slips away.” The potential dissolution of control, stability, and love are all triggers for her. The more she acts against Danny, the more she loses control of her family and work, which in turn causes her to turn toward hurting Danny again.

Danny is terrified of being alone, which is also really the core of Amy’s fear. One of his childhood memories is of getting knocked down and humiliated at the playground. It’s what compels him to throw away Paul’s college applications, attend—and get moved to tears at—Edwin’s church even though it is far away, and lie to Paul about how their parents’ new house burned down.

This, we find, is the crux of their beef: Amy and Danny discover that they are more alike than they care to admit, which makes them uncomfortable to the point of rage. There’s a saying, “What we dislike in others is what we dislike in ourselves.”

What was with those shots of dirt?

In the middle of episode 6, Amy asks Danny for a truce. She’ll pay him $25,000, and he’ll call the neighborhood tip line to confess to the road-rage incident. Of course, “there’s always something” and the episode doesn’t quite end that way. Nevertheless, the feud is over… right?

Later, there are periodic shots of Amy’s or Danny’s mind randomly appearing to flash on a brown patch of dirt, leaves, and twigs. One such moment is right after Danny performs a moving worship concert at the church, to his new girlfriend’s adoration.

This shows that the characters are still thinking about the feud they had. “Burying the hatchet” is a term that means water under the bridge, or resolving a conflict.

The beef is cathartic for Amy and Danny and makes them feel alive. When something else either generates stress or makes life feel too easy, it makes the characters want to dig the proverbial hatchet back up and start fighting each other again for that sweet, sweet release.

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Amy wags a finger at Danny, gloating at his arrest after he attempts to humiliate her in public.

Who was the creepy, ghostly woman?

In episode 8, Amy glances at a motel mirror during a one-night stand and sees an older, sinister, witchlike woman reflected back. A high-school flashback reveals that she also saw this creepy woman back then, when she caught her father cheating on her mother.

The answer lies in an earlier childhood flashback. After overhearing her parents argue about how much of a financial burden she is, little Amy takes refuge in her bedroom with a book. On one page, there’s a drawing of the same white-skinned woman with the text, “Don’t misbehave. I’m always watching!” This woman then seems to come alive in Amy’s room. She tells her, “I can’t tell anyone your secrets, because no one would love you.”

The resurfacing of this decades-old memory in the motel symbolizes Amy’s mental and emotional drop to rock bottom. As the couples’ therapist in episode 3 explains, “When we’re stressed, we revert to the pathways we created as children.” With her husband and daughter out of her reach, Amy is at maximum fear that no one will ever love her again.

It also signifies her watching herself become the person she hated as a teenager. Just as her father betrayed her mother by cheating on her, so is Amy now becoming a repulsive adulterer herself.

In the same conversation, therapist Dr. Lin says, “In order to create new neural pathways, we have to uncover what lies underneath our awareness.” Thus, the ghostly woman’s reappearance has a third meaning. This is when Amy realizes what has been subconsciously driving her to behave this way throughout most of her life: not discussing issues or discomfort openly, instead relying on secrets and unhealthy coping mechanisms. She thought this was the only way to hold onto others’ love. The realization is a pivotal step for Amy to “create new neural pathways”, or start coming to terms with her life and learning to love herself.

What was the deal with Naomi and Jordan?

Jordana or Jordan Forster (Maria Bello) is the billionaire owner of Forsters, a fictional equivalent of Home Depot or Lowe’s. She has “more money than actual countries”, as she gleefully tells Amy in episode 4. Naomi (Ashley Park) is Amy’s neighbor, who happened to be married to Jordan’s brother. In episode 7, we learn that Naomi has left her husband to become Jordan’s fiancée.

The relationship might seem to come out of nowhere to some viewers, but it makes sense given the hints dropped along the way.

Jordan is obsessed with, yet disdainful of, Asians—especially Asian women. She lusts after the Tamago chair after learning that it was molded with George’s mother’s behind. She repeatedly calls George “Joji,” which not even Amy does, and views him as a thoughtful “wife.” She strokes Amy’s shoulders fondly in her room of crowns. Even while they’re held hostage by Isaac and Michael, she tries to play handsies with Amy.

Jordan wants Amy, and at the same time, she wants to be Amy.

Jordan admires Amy in Beef (2023)
“You have this serene Zen buddhist thing going on,” Jordan tells Amy.

She takes tea with honey on the side after George serves it to her and Amy that way in episode 3. There’s a glint in her eye as she watches George pick up his daughter’s toys; later, we realize that must have been the moment when she thought an Asian wife would be the perfect addition to her personal collection.

Naomi, on the other hand, needs attention and admiration. When Amy no longer has time for her—and doesn’t give her the glowing reaction she wants when she is nominated as a Calabasas Style “Person to Watch”—she gets disgruntled. And when she sees her bestie Jordan begin to favor Amy over her, she becomes downright wrathful.

Do the fiancées truly love each other? Well, they’re happy to have each other, which might be more than you could say for a lot of couples.

Then why does Naomi close the panic room door on Jordan? Of course, if she thought she could save both of them together, she would try. But with one of the masked men practically on Jordan’s heels, it’s too risky. Additionally, Naomi is resentful that their engagement isn’t enough to win Jordan’s whole heart; she can see Jordan still yearning for Amy. This pushes her to prioritize saving herself.

Why does Jordan die in such a graphic way? Part of what makes the show so thrilling is the “justice boners”, the feeling of excitement you experience when you see someone getting their comeuppance. After all, who wouldn’t love the opportunity to paint the words “I CAN’T DRIVE” on the vehicle that cut you off in traffic the other day? Jordan embodies privilege. She does whatever she wants and always gets her way. In the first episode, she warns Amy that she could easily find someone in China to “copy [her] shit” for less, rather than follow through on the acquisition that Amy so desires. She doesn’t even take the home intruders seriously, goading them with the zugzwang conversation. She is painted as thoughtless, out-of-touch, greedy, and dismissive. So her gruesome death, ironically in the doorway of her own panic room, might serve as a moment of “eat the rich” schadenfreude for some viewers.

So what was the ending about?

Several plot points come full circle in the final episode.

Lost, thirsty, and hungry in the wilderness with no cell phone reception, Amy and Danny eat some poisonous fruit and have hallucinations and delirious conversations. When this begins, Amy says, “Time is not making sense right now.” Time is a big theme in the show. Like The Butterfly Effect, Beef is a study in how one little thing can lead to another and another, down an insidious, inexorable path of no return. Amy thinks spending more time with June will make everything better, as evidenced by her conversation with Naomi in the second episode (“It must be so nice getting to spend all day at home with [your daughter]”) and her drive to sell her company ASAP. In the seventh episode, George and Danny discuss the shifting perception of time.

Remember when Amy talks to the therapist one-on-one in episode 7, after George confesses his “emotional entanglement” with Mia? She says, “I still remember that first year we were dating. It honestly felt like I was high every single day.” Now, with Danny, she gets “high” again and experiences the most profound connection she’s had with anyone, even deeper than the one with her husband, to the point of mind-melding à la Upstream Color. This suggests that Danny could be her “divine twin”, the phrase George uses to describe Mia.

By the way, this scene could be inspired by actress Ali Wong’s real life. In her memoir Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, & Advice for Living Your Best Life, she describes participating in an ayahuasca ceremony. “A double of myself appeared. Another Ali Wong with the same jet-black hair, glasses, and tan skin took my hand and guided me toward a barn, where she laid me down on a stack of hay.” This other self “made me laugh, and she made me feel beautiful and gave me a lot of pleasure,” while “some of [the others] were throwing up their past traumas.”

There’s an unusual motif of urine and going to the bathroom, too. Danny remarks, “You know our body absorbs nutrients, and then pisses and shits out all the bad stuff? What if we’re doing that to babies? […] Parents […] piss their trauma down.”

Urine stains on Amy's bathroom floor in Beef (2023)
Amy cautiously opens her bathroom door to find the gift Danny left behind.

His urinating all over Amy and George’s bathroom in episode 1 is the first act of aggression in their beef. And throughout the show, he asks to use their bathroom multiple times. Each time triggers a major event or revelation, such as George’s attempt to hold Danny at gunpoint and consequently getting knocked unconscious. We even get confirmation of George’s emotional affair with Mia while he is in the bathroom.

Danny’s comment deftly addresses another theme: intergenerational trauma. Amy talks to the marriage counselor about taking “the best parts of [George] and the salvageable parts of me” to create their child, June. She worries that June will be messed up like herself. And we see plenty of flashbacks involving both Amy’s and Danny’s childhood and parents.

As the two fall asleep on the forest floor, we gaze upon the patch of dirt one last time. This time, it symbolizes that their beef is finally, truly squashed.

The final scene of Beef portrays Danny on a hospital bed, wounded by a gunshot from Amy’s husband George. Amy sits by his bedside, climbs into the bed, and hugs him. He squeezes her back. It shows each of them finally accepting the worst parts of themselves, literally embracing the person who embodies so much of the same, their divine twin.

Star Wars: Dark Droids brings the horror this summer in a galaxy far, far away!

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The Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 laid out the future of Star Wars comics. Marvel Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski and Senior Lucasfilm Creative Executive Matt Martin were joined by current Star Wars scribes Charles Soule (Star Wars), Ethan Sacks (Star Wars: Bounty Hunters), Alyssa Wong (Star Wars: Doctor Aphra), Cavan Scott (Star Wars: The High Republic), and Marc Guggenheim (Star Wars: Han Solo & Chewbacca) to unveil the upcoming storylines, like Dark Droids, featured in Marvel’s popular Star Wars comics this summer!

Charles Soule will craft the main limited series of Star Wars: Dark Droids, a saga that follows the latest epics like “War of The Bounty Hunters” and “Crimson Reign,”, with art by Luke Ross. Star Wars: Dark Droids #1 kicks things off in August, but has content enough to spin off into other new series and relate to four ongoing series that fill in the gaps between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi films: Star Wars, Star Wars: Darth Vader, Star Wars: Doctor Aphra, and Star Wars: Bounty Hunters. A new threat has been released across the galaxy, corrupting droids, cyborgs, and everything in between—this is what makes Dark Droids a horror-fueled Star Wars tale for the ages!

Enter the Scourge, a mysterious force that seems to touch every droid in the galaxy. This means both the Rebel Alliance and the Empire are facing the same challenge that comes from having their loyal metal minions turn coat! Also, what’s Ajax Sigma’s contribution to all this? The droid cult leader from last year’s Star Wars: Revelations has some explaining to do, like…whose side is he on?

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Here’s what you can expect in DARK DROIDS tie-in issues this August:

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STAR WARS #37

LOBOT LOST!

The Rebellion is in trouble because something’s gone awry with Lobot! Lando Calrissian’s loyal friend is in dire need of saving and Lando will do whatever it takes to make that happen, even betray the Rebels. Will Lobot be another casualty of the Scourge of the Droids, or can he be cured?

 

 

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Star Wars: Darth Vader #37

CURSE OF THE JEDI!

Darth Vader’s Super Star Destroyer, the Executor has become overrun with killer droids! And while he does have a Kyberite shield helping him out, the Dark Lord of the Sith is not strong with the Force! Is it possible that Jedi Masters Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan’s lessons could save him from the Scourge? Or, is he doomed to fall to yet another galactic dictator’s will?

 

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Star Wars: Doctor Aphra #35

The Milestone 75th Issue of Doctor Aphra!

Is this the fall of the House of Tagge!? Doctor Aphra, at the behest of Domina Tagge, is looking into a string of strange droid issues when a lethal foe from the past emerges! Is this horde of Clone War-Era Prototype Battle Droids (designed by none other than Domina Tagge) a setup? Sabotage? Or is it something much, much worse?

 

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Star Wars: Bounty Hunters #37

The Haunting Secret Mission of Jango Fett!

Sins of the father and all that, as the Bounty Hunters deal with a problem possibly created by Jango Fett. Come to The Haven, a mysterious droid outpost that’s harboring some serious baggage. Can you figure out who Tarr Kligson is, and what his connection to Boba Fett’s father might be?

How ‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Takes Its Time in Its Final Season

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It’s been six years since The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel debuted on Prime. Since then, much about the industry has changed. Praised for its whimsical characters and witty dialogue, the series written by Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino was, for the past half-decade, a flagship title for Amazon Prime Video. This was during an era when Disney+ had yet to release, and TikTok had only just made its US debut before blowing up in 2020.

Yet, the entertainment landscape is different now. Times have changed, and there are various new series of just about everything from every major player being churned out by the week. A deluge of content thanks to streaming and subscription services, entertainment in general from movies, podcasts, TV, and video games has become so richly saturated, that it’s impossible to find a pop cultural winner.

This is very unlike The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s first two seasons. A period when the show unanimously swept both the Emmys and Golden Globes from 2018-2019. Yet, something happens this season that will re-contextualize the audience’s understanding of the series. Whereas much of the story for years has been Midge’s hopeful future of making it out on her own, like a refreshing reset, this season tries something entirely new by bringing things forward in time. Decades, in fact, though only in select moments which we’ll omit in detail.

All in order to have the audience bring it a step to see just how far Midge has grown.

 

Bringing It Forward

There’s a plot device that’s used to move the story forward in that yes, the series utilizes time jumps. It makes the present then become a look back into the character’s past. All for creative analysis of the decisions that bridges the narrative regarding what can go right versus wrong in the lifetime of not just a standup comedian, but overall, the life of a successful entertainer. All in examination of the growth of the characters beyond the stereotypes and struggles fought for women in the 1960s.

Why this happens is less important than the emotional through line. That Midge is more serious than ever about making her breakout moment of her career happen thanks to a startling reality check from Lenny Bruce in last season’s finale. It pays off in ways that set up Midge’s momentum for this season by having her hit the ground running, taking make-or-break opportunities that only our most recent Midge would have been reluctant to say yes to… as this girl really just wants to headline right here and now.

Like with all life choices, there are some serious close-to-home consequences. With this season really focusing in on life lessons of how failure and success can suddenly feel intertwined in a star on the rise’s fast-paced environment. That sometimes, certainly almost always, our choices big and small become incoherently interconnected. A whimsical storyline that only Sherman-Palladino could deliver in terms of characterization.

“All Dan and I wanted to do was stick the landing for these actors who have given so much of their creative treasure to this show,” said creator Amy Sherman-Palladino in a letter cited in The Hollywood Reporter. “We wanted them to walk away feeling like their journey was worth it and earned. And of course, we want them to miss us terribly and hate every other writer and director they ever work with.”’

 

Bringing It Back

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s final season is, in many ways, trying its best to capture the best moments of its emotionally charged early seasons. It accomplishes this by utilizing the time skip as it allows the audience to look back at Midge’s funniest, but also, most sentimental, moments happening here and now, all through the lens of the past. Thus, comparing it to where everyone surprisingly lands in the future, seeing just how much has changed regarding the evolution of friends and family.

That’s what the series is. A tale about how people change. Times change. And the ’60s… well, that changed as well.

What’s wonderful is that the show stops looking ahead to the hopeful future, and starts, instead, looking at the make-or-break moments we’d neglected in the past—little storylines of critical junctures along the way. Making the moments we see onscreen matter so much more as something in the present must have gone so right… to have also gone so horrible wrong decades down the line.

Expect a lot of that this season as Midge and Suzie make the career calls of their lifetimes. With the final season doing a great job of saying goodbye to this moment in time. Meeting the right moment where everything changed forever and how the worries about the present become the past.

Truths Aren’t The Only Thing Shed In Yellowjackets Episode “Old Wounds”

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Taissa (Jasmin Savoy Brown) has been sleepwalking in the woods again. Van (Liv Hewson) is by her side, however, and even hopeful. Tai’s found a new glyph and Van’s convinced the knowledge lying dormant in her beloved can be unlocked. Tai wants naught to do with consulting Lottie, who seems already in tune with her surroundings.

Adult Tai (Tawny Cypress) isn’t doing any hotter. After facing her alternate self, powerless, she finds herself in the middle of nowhere with an empty tank with nothing but her Yellowjackets dossier. She instinctively does have a plan, though.

At the homestead, Jeff (Warren Kole) and Shauna (Melanie Lynskey) ain’t out of the woods yet. The police know about the affair, which gives motive.

Lottie (Simone Kessell) ought to watch her back too. Natalie (Juliette Lewis) asks for her keys. Turns out she wants a bit of bonding time with Lisa, most likely to bleed some answers from her. Bleed. When it comes to Lottie, that will be something soon taken literally.

On their road trip, Misty (Christina Ricci) grows from impatient to suspicious when Walter (Elijah Wood) offers her a distraction and a choice of music to pick. Turns out his liking musicals has little to do with her liking them in high school. I love the fact he has it all on cassette, though it is a little odd.

Morale takes a hit though when Shauna (Sophie Nélisse) calls out the cabin for stealing what little bear meat they have left. Mari (Alexa Barajas) accuses Ben (Steven Krueger) which only leads her to ultimately blame Natalie (Sophie Thatcher) for missing Lottie’s blessings. Akilah (Nia Sondaya) backs her up on this. Misty (Sammi Hanratty) seems onboard as well because if the birds were diseased, the whole squad would have gotten sick from consuming them. Van feels that Lottie was responsible for the bear as well.

Natalie’s fed up with starving, having only Travis’ (Kevin Alves) assistance, so she proposes a contest betwixt her and Lottie (Courtney Eaton). Looks like the sides are drawn and I think a little competition will bring the group together in the end.

On their car trip, Lisa (Nicole Maines) seems to have forgiven Natalie. It turns out that even with the probing, the denizens of the compound can go as they please for as long as they like. People are a part of the community of their own volition.

Lottie asks her new psychiatrist to up her meds. The visions have returned for the first time in decades, and with the life she’s built herself and others, she can’t afford to go back. I mean, who can goddamn blame her? That is unless she knows something we don’t…

Misty lays down the ground rules of the competition. Mari’s faith in Lottie is ironclad, so Natalie gets the only gun. The two bundle up and head out. Armed with only a hunting knife, Lottie catches the energy of one of the glyphs on a tree. She knows something’s about to go down. Natalie finds moose tracks leading to a frozen lake.

In the parking lot, Shauna finds Alanna’s mother whose house Callie should be staying at. The truth comes out that this hasn’t been true for weeks, leading Shauna to raid her daughter’s room, happening upon Adam’s last piece of evidence. Looks like she and Callie (Sarah Desjardins) are going on a road trip!

At a cafe, Misty is determined to cull information through a direct approach, despite Walter’s protestations. She does hit paydirt and Walter is impressed. Meanwhile, Taissa trudges along the lonely road until a trucker picks her up. Her luck seems to be looking up as well and despite her former fugue state, she’s on a mission.

Mari hears the dripping again and implores Akilah to suss out the source. What Akilah finds instead is a little rodent friend, which she pockets. Out there ain’t better, as Lottie comes across the tree stump altar, the grave of the person they found in the house, and lets a bit of blood. She seems to have some understanding of this spirit of the woods but isn’t letting on with the team. Natalie, however, has hit the jackpot.

Lisa reroutes to make a stop home to see her goldfish and her mother, in that order. The commune’s therapeutic approach has been helping her with depression, but her mother Sybill isn’t accepting it. In fact, her “pep talk” to her formerly suicidal daughter culminates in Natalie going off on her. Sybill has nothing more to say and to make sure she never has to go back, Natalie sneaks Lisa a consolation prize.

Out in the middle of nowhere, Shauna does something that was due to happen: she reveals it all to Callie. Though, visibly upset, Callie seems to take it all in stride. Her mother does hope to one day wholly divulge the entire story of what happened out there in the wilderness, but for now, mum’s the word.

Out in the cold nowhere, Van shows Tai the map she’s constructed and confronts her about where the next symbol may be. It looks like they are hoofin’ it. Ben tries for a distraction, picking up The Magus and immediately putting down the postmodern fiction for imagining a happier life with Paul (François Arnaud). This is his only escape.

At the farmer’s market, before Misty’s impatience gets the better of her as daylight is being lost, Walter’s logic manages to win her over with a stay at a local b&b.

At the cabin, Natalie has massive news. She found a moose frozen in a lake. Not all hands are on deck, however, with Mari and Akilah being left behind. Mari is absolutely certain Lottie’s safe. The only problem is she ain’t, finding the hunter’s plane with Laura Lee’s necklace uncovering an entrance leading to a mall. There, she encounters her teammates at the food court, including Laura Lee (Jane Widdop). Charlotte’s not exactly over her death and just as nature has claimed a life, Laura Lee’s able to knock Lottie back to reality before another one is claimed.

The team chops at the ice, but their one shot at hope is spent, as the moose is far too heavy for a group of teens and a couple of ropes. It sinks, giving everybody that sinking feeling but nobody more than Natalie as she sees life in death merely floats away.

At the bar, adult Natalie gives Lisa the pep talk she really needed. Hey, a vote of confidence can mean the difference between life and death. This is exemplified by Natalie pushing her shot away. I mean, at one point, it was a shotgun, so progress is progress.

In the b&b, two rooms are booked at Misty’s insistence. With Sparks’ “Angst In My Pants” serving as the montage exemplifying how truly alike they are in room preparation, we finally see them bed down, restless.

Jeff admits to not entirely being over the affair. It was a bombshell for him, but the even bigger bombshell isn’t Shauna admitting to telling their daughter everything, it’s Callie being honest with her parents and wanting to take an active role, starting off with dinner.

The one who isn’t exactly being fed is Natalie in the cabin. She’s being warmed up with a hot bath, but she isn’t exactly alive. However, the one who is feeling less alive is Lottie, being escorted in. Natalie wants her in the tub, and though neither came up with anything and I like that Natalie is a good sport about all of it.

Adult Lottie looks at her gratitude entries from the day. Among them is the queen of hearts with her eyes blotted out. This prompts Lottie to go out to the property and do something she hadn’t done in 25 years. She entreats nature for the offering to suffice enough.

In the wilderness, Van and Taissa scope out the location of the next tree but come up empty. Van does notice the base of a tree has melted snow. Blood spilled would make sense, since it runs hot, even if in spirit. Tai does notice something, however. She and Tai chase after it until they have him. (Now the melted makes sense.)

That night, Natalie notices Lisa so happy with her acquisition, and now, with the keys in her possession, something’s cooking in the ole’ noodle.

Everyone is shocked to see Javi alive (Luciano Leroux), none more than Travis. The poor kid seems not to recognize anybody though. This does mean that Lottie was right in her assuring Travis he was alive, but Tai found his location. This is irrefutable proof Taissa as well has something inside of her tethered to something bigger.

Once dropped off in town, there’s only one building Taissa has eyes for and what’s contained therein: adult Van (Lauren Ambrose).

Takeaway:

This episode brilliantly offered a few surprise answers as it also rose a few significant questions.

Finding out Javi was still alive only makes me think that someone is about to die. How did he even survive on his own? If he was still alive, why was Travis so afflicted as an adult enough to seek Lottie’s help? With Lottie and Taissa being the supernatural lynchpins of the team’s tie-in to nature, was it all in the service of the team and Javi’s survival?

I’m glad they wrote in Shauna’s confession because I don’t know how much longer they could have gone on with the secretive lives of each other in the Sadecki household. My question is how long Callie can hold out before she’s guilt-stricken, or if she’s ride or die for the ‘rents.

Adult Natalie’s nature is still the most fascinating to me and the most flummoxing. Juliette’s performance is still as quizzical (in a good way) as possible, as we know she’s been traumatized as much as the rest, but she’s also the most distrustful.

Nature’s best recording devices are trees. Nature also needs balance. Restoration can be a bitch, huh?

5/5 Stars.

‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Final Season Premiere Review: Episodes 1 – 3

Rachel Brosnahan (Miriam 'Midge' Maisel)

If you’re jumping back into the beloved Amazon series, let it be known, that not only is this season funny, but also, has a relevant statement to make. As a battered Midge Maisel rises from the cold to overcome her fear of just about everything.

We’re at the end of the series now, and truly, the end of an era. The first three episodes of ‘The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ gives audiences a glimpse of the success that is to come for Midge’s future. Where the series, originally a tale about a Jewish housewife whose husband cheats on her, causing Midge to embrace a new life and career as a comedian, comes forward not only in terms of Midge’s impending future.

We’re hinted at how things work out regarding Midge’s career. That’s what’s essentially different, is that the series stops being about the pursuit of the hopeful future versus taking a look at what costs come with claiming it. The resulting methods of bridging the gap—sort of make up the final plot of this season’s story. Which are funny, but also, sort of forewarning tales of successes, failures, and misled opportunities. High-brow intelligence and comedic timing be damned—as almost every single character sort of rises and falls to their archetypical expectations.

The first three episodes accomplish something very different. They put Midge on a path to a clear-minded goal: the late-night comedy gig, really an all-eyes opportunity, that every major player undertakes before breaking out. It’s not just the goal of the season, but also, a moment reminiscent of the times in a sentimental mood. A natural place for the series to move forward, not just as an homage to Jewish comedians of the era—with even featured nods to Mel Brooks this season—but also, as a great momentum point in the rise and fall of the best and worst of us… And how quickly that label tends to turn on us.

Rachel Brosnahan (Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel), Luke Kirby (Lenny Bruce)

The cast gives its most stellar performances and a surprising slew of cameos by actors such as Sean Gunn and Hank Azaria. Though I’ll admit that I wanted more of Stephanie Hsu, given the rise in her career after Everything, Everywhere, All at Once fame. That said, I do believe that the final season does a great job of giving us well-rounded characterization arcs with the family, and most especially, Susie. As you’ll immediately learn pretty deeply in these two episodes.

Now, the big change here is how in this season, Midge becomes a writer of sorts. It’s different seeing her comedy career sort of round out in an homage to what’s obviously meant to be—The Tonight Show. Just picture a Johnny Carson type, more-or-less.

As such, more than ever before, New York City becomes as much of a character in the series as we get a lot regarding NBC. In lieu of department store Christmas drama, we get that 30 Rockefeller Center writers’ room and general vibe, in a lovely homage to the NYC comedy writing scene.

The post-drinks at the bar. The writing and pitching of material—a world different than Midge’s successful stand-up, and though a slight pivot from what you’re used to, an absolutely important plot element in generating that moment to come: of finding the right place and the right time. Though as always, having to battle for her place as a woman in a man’s world.

Atop this, there are some brilliantly funny moments as the show feels like it’s gone out of its way to have fun again. Not just from Midge’s journey, but from her parents’ and Joel’s storylines as well. What’s neat about this season isn’t so much the hows as it is the whys—as it seems, everything is coming together to help give Midge her moment. 

Whereas previous seasons, it felt slightly strange and almost one-sided regarding Midge almost always taking from everyone, this one ties it back into the character histories—where we sort of see reciprocation, and more than anything else, a desire to help out of care and, well, just belief.

That this person can become something special if they just had the support to try.

Joel Johnstone (Archie Cleary), Rachel Brosnahan (Miriam ‘Midge’ Maisel), Michael Zegen (Joel Maisel)

Episodes 1 to 3 highlight all of this. Though it comes at some big revelations. Mistakes at work are made, and of course, without spoilers let’s just say: characters get lost. Effectively changing a lot of what it means to have life go our way…

Though I’d recommend watching it to understand more about what I mean.

The Mandalorian Chapter 23 Review: About Damn Time

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It took them long enough.

After six weeks of sidequests and subplots and plot threads and bad pacing, The Mandalorian finally delivers the episode we’ve been wanting to see all season.

To quote one of last week’s guest stars, it’s about damn time.

Every plot thread that has been dangling and abandoned for weeks gets tied up in a bow. Every complaint I had about the season is getting addressed. (And of course it happened the week I wrote 1800 words about what was going wrong this season. Timing is everything.)

The whole episode with Dr. Pershing that they never really went back to? Resolved. IG-11? Resolved. The beskar alloy that was found in the ship after Gideon was extracted? Resolved.

This was a hugely satisfying episode that left us with a fantastic cliffhanger for next week.

Starting on Coruscant, Elia Kane is skulking around the bad side of town. Is she looking for death sticks? More imperial travel biscuits? No, she’s looking for a secret scout droid so she can talk to Moff Gideon. Yes, the rumors are true. Gideon escaped capture on his way to trial, and now he’s in a holo-chat with the Evil League of Evil, aka, The Shadow Council, which are the other surviving Imperial captains and commanders. She tells Gideon the Nevarro defeated the crappy space pirates, thanks to the Mandalorians. This disturbs Gideon, since the Mandalorians aren’t supposed to be working together.

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

Captain Pellaeon leads the group, and the next few minutes are a treasure trove of Easter eggs and name-drops. Pellaeon teases the return of Grand Admiral Thrawn, already revealed this week in the the Ahsoka trailer. Commandant Brendol Hux (the Dad of General Hux in the sequel trilogy, he’s played here by Domhnall Gleeson’s brother, Brian) is working on Project Necromancer, aka “somehow Palpatine returned“. Hux asks about Dr. Pershing and all the clone secrets he has. Alas, says Gideon, the New Republic captured him and his secrets have been lost. Of course, we know they were lost because Kane turned Pershing’s brain into a high protein slurry, and now it’s revealed that it was at Gideon’s command. Why doesn’t Gideon want Palpatine to return, somehow? Because he’s ambitious. He wants to run the council, and probably the entire Empire, and doesn’t need any wacky clones getting in his way. He demands more TIE interceptors and TIE bombers, as well as three praetorian guards. (Those are the red-robed guards that Kylo Ren and Rey fought in The Last Jedi) He wants to crush the Mandalorians once and for all.

Back on Nevarro, the Mandalorian fleet has arrived and is causing the populace distress. They’re flying retro-fitted Imperial ships with the Mandalorian crest painted on. See, that’s fine! No way anyone could possibly fake that.

After some initial tension, the Armorer welcomes the new Mandalorians, even after they all remove their helmets. They’re going to have a feast and discuss the plans to reclaim their homeworld.

Greef Karga stops by as well to give a gift to Din and Grogu, and IG-11 walks into his office. Did they fix him? Well, kind of. The Anzellans (Hey HEY!) took out his faulty memory card and essentially turned him into an exo-skeleton that can be operated by someone tiny who can sit in his chest. Din is horrified, but Grogu squeals with delight. The whole scene has the vibe of a party at Chuck E. Cheese where the divorced dad shows up with a dirt bike to give to his 2 year old. Oh, the new droid (now called IG-12) has a little Yes/No button, which allows his to sass Din. “You’re too young for this!” “NO NO NO NO.” Grogu takes to the droid right away after a few stumbles around Karga’s office. As an added perk, IG’s long arms are perfect for grabbing snacks and keeping them out of Din’s reach. Good times.

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

This is fantastic, because it’s not only the most action Grogu has seen all season, it’s also very funny. It really hammers home the Din the Dad aspect, which has also been getting neglected this year. Din walking down the street while Grogu repeatedly mashes the YES button is a scene that plays out in every grocery store and shopping mall every day, with parents trying to corral rambunctious and noisy kids.

The feast goes pretty well, and after Bo-Katan explains the plan to go to Mandalore and reclaim the Great Forge, she asks for volunteers for the landing party. After Din volunteers himself (and Gundam Suit Grogu) many others follow suit, including the mercenary leader Axe Woves and big boy Paz Vizsla, with his laser machine gun.

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

When they arrive on Mandalore, they are greeted by a skiff that glides across the glassy surface. It turns out that there were a few survivors of the Purge that remained on the planet, waiting for Mandolorians to return. (Again, I have to question why no one came to check things out in the last 20 years or so. It seems like something you send a probe to investigate!) Even after all this time, they recognize the voice of Lady Bo-Katan Kryze and pledge fealty. These Mandalorians aren’t doing so great, as food is scarce on the planet, and the Armorer volunteers to take them back to the fleet. Bo-Katan asks the survivors if they can help them find the Great Forge. Oh, they’ll do better than that! They’ll take you right there. Hooray, plot conveniences!

Image Credit: Walt Disney Studios

At dinner that night, the purge survivors tell them what it was like during the siege. The Empire intercepted any ship trying to leave. They bombed the planet twice over. It was a message sent to the galaxy because Mandalore refused to surrender.

Well, actually, says Bo-Katan…

It turns out she did surrender. She saw the devastation the Imperials inflicted on her planet and surrendered to Moff Gideon. Mandalore would disarm and all the remaining cities would be spared. But, after getting the Darksaber, Gideon betrayed her and destroyed Mandalore anyway.

This explains so much. Why has Bo-Katan never looked comfortable as a leader? Because she surrendered and it didn’t matter, Mandalore got destroyed anyway. No wonder she has so much self-loathing and doubt. Later, Din comes to talk to her. He had no idea that was what happened. He was taught that the other Mandalorians were selfish and had forsaken The Way. Bo-Katan doesn’t think that she should hold all the clans together. There’s too much bad blood and distrust, and all she has is the Darksaber. Din tells her he’d never heard of the Darksaber before he met her, and it means nothing to him. He only cares about honor and loyalty. And that is why he serves her. “Your song is not yet written. I will serve you until it is.” Damn, Din, that’s the line that launched a thousand Etsy pages.

The next day, while in the way to the mines, Paz Vizsla and Axe Woves play some Mando-chess to pass the time. Axe objects to a move Paz makes, saying it’s illegal, Paz replies that it’s a perfectly acceptable capture. All the simmering tension boils over and these two start to slug it out. No one else intervenes, since jumping in might cause the whole ship to erupt into violence. They go back and forth, each refusing to yield, when Robo-Grogu steps in to pull them apart. “NO NO NO” He’s getting so brave! It appears Luke was able to teach him a few things about conflict mediation.

His timing is good, since as they approach the forge, yet another giant monster bursts out of the surface and destroys the skiff. (Seriously, WTF is with the monsters? Are they attracted to beskar? Is it like a pheromone?) The Mandalorians rush into the rocks and hide in the Great Forge. But they don’t have long to catch their breath before they’re attacked again, this time by a swarm of Stormtroopers that drop out of the roof of the cavern with jet packs and open fire.

So now we get to the reveal of why there was beskar alloy on the shuttle. The stormtroopers now have beskar armor (And jet packs! After all, “they fly now“.) But the Imps don’t have the know how of the Armorer, so it’s not as strong. Axe Woves flies out through a crack in the roof of the cave to alert the fleet while Paz Vizsla covers him (See? Working together already! Grogu is magic!) After the ambush, the Mandalorians rally and chase the stormtroopers back into the cave. And, again, the Mandalorians don’t seem particularly bright because I was 100% convinced this was a trap. And, sure enough…

Of course it is. They chase the troopers and find the next big reveal of the episode. Not only has Moff Gideon been mining the beskar, he has set up an entire Imperial base on Mandalore. He has a hangar bay filled with the TIE bombers and interceptors he requested. And, a whole bunch of flying beskar troopers. The blast doors drop around the Mandolorians, trapping most of them but leaving a few—like Din—at the mercy of the stormtroopers. Despite torching a bunch with his flamethrower, he is finally subdued by three troopers. Then a black armored trooper flies in. It’s Moff Gideon, in full on Vader cosplay.

He is in full preening villain mode, monologuing about how he’s perfected his dark trooper armor by using beskar alloy and putting himself inside it. He tells the troopers to take Din to the interrogation room while Bo-Katan and Grogu watch helplessly. He then asks Bo-Katan to return the Darksaber to him, at which point Bo-Katan remembers that she has a weapon that can cut through blast doors. (Again, Mandalorians are not the brightest of people.) She runs to the back hatch and starts to do so while the other Mandalorians provide cover. All (including Grogu) escape, except for Paz Vizsla. There are too many troopers for him to leave and still provide cover. He shuts the blast door and then unleashes on the troopers. It’s a very cool scene, as Paz fires until his gun overheats, at which point he bludgeons them with it. And he actually manages to kill all the troopers! Until, that is, three red-robed Praetorian guard come in to finish him. Farewell, Paz Vizsla. Your song has been written.

So now the Mandalorians are being chased by stormtroopers, Din has been captured, and is likely about to be tortured. Are…are these actual stakes in this episode? They wouldn’t kill Din…would they? Is Pedro Pascal’s contract up? Next Wednesday can’t get here fast enough! And that’s the first time I’ve said that all season.

This was, BY FAR, the best episode of the season. It’s exactly what I’ve been waiting for: fun Grogu moments, meaningful character development, cool fights, great villain work, important stakes—everything that has been missing so far. Does this make up for all the wheel-spinning and meandering side plots of earlier episodes? A little, but there must’ve been a way to dole out these moments more effectively in the build up. And I would appreciate it if the society of the most fearsome warriors in the galaxy didn’t act so darn dumb all the time by running headlong into ambushes.

Still, those are minor complaints compared to how happy this episode made me. Finally, this feels like the episodes that were the high points of previous seasons. And it’s setting up what promises to an epic finale.

RATING: 5 out of 5

GROGU CUTENESS METER: Hello, Sideshow.com? When can I put my deposit down on a 1/6 scale mecha-suit Grogu? Look, just tell me because I’m going to call every day until you do.

‘Star Trek: Picard’ Reveals All in Its Penultimate Episode

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Jack and Deanna in a dim corridor
But Auntie, I don't want to look behind the red door! Image: Paramount+

If you’re worried about spoilers for Star Trek: Picard‘s ninth episode—first of all, what are you doing here?! And secondly, GET OFF THE INTERNET. Seriously, I saw a mainstream publication stick a major spoiler right there in the caption of an otherwise context-less photo. And of course the click bait-y headlines like “What SPOILER means for SPOILER” that just show up on webpages, even when you’re not looking for Picard stuff at all. All right, y’all have been warned. All the spoilers to follow this pic of a sad-looking Picard.

Picard in a dark room
Poor Picard is about as blue as his background. Image: Paramount+

Welp, the masterminds behind Star Trek: Picard‘s third season sure did their homework. Not only are they trying to tie in threads from the first season, with Picard’s synth body, but they’re plugging decades-old plot holes from the Next Generation era. I’m actually quite impressed. Until Data revealed that the Changelings had stolen Picard’s organic body, I thought they were going to go on pretending that whole thing never happened. Instead, they made that whole season-one plot line, with Picard’s weird brain disease and having to switch bodies, essential to the season-three conflict. And it actually kind of makes sense. They also manage to tie it into First Contact, where Picard can hear the Borg. Now, if they actually bring back Queen Agnes in a way that makes sense, that’d just wrap up this whole thing in a nice bow…

Anyway, we kick off with a telepathic therapy session, where Troi helps Jack figure out what the heck is going on with those vein-y red-door visions. He’s too afraid to open it, so she offers to do it for him. What she sees SHOCKS her. And no, that’s not a click-bait headline. It literally happens, and she goes running to Picard instead of talking to the scared young man right in front of her. Good job, Counselor. I also thought it was a cheap trick to cut away from what she sees like that, and go straight to Picard and Beverly’s alarmed-yet-vague reactions.

Oh, an aside. Fans care SO MUCH about spoilers, if social media is to be believed, and outlets like this one are doing our best to put up ample warnings. But the writers behind Picard think nothing about putting big fat spoilers right their in the episode titles. Show of hands—how many fellow nerds out there recognized “Vox”, the episode’s title, as Latin for “voice” right away and were like, “Oh, this is a Locutus thing… I’ll bet the answer to everything is that Picard passed on his Locutus side to Jack”? You could say similar things about “The Next Generation”, or “Dominion”, or “Surrender”, or… anyway, I think Terry Matalas said something about how he didn’t care about fooling audiences with mystery boxes. Maybe this is his way of trolling all of us.

Anyway, after way too much reacting, Picard finally tells Jack what Troi saw and what it means: When Picard was assimilated, he ended up with not just embedded tech, but with Borg DNA too. That was mistaken for a brain disease and passed down to Jack, who was born part Borg. Jack is, in typical Jack fashion, extremely upset. If only there was someone on board the ship who knows a thing or two about being Borg and isn’t the much-resented father. Who spent twenty formative years as a mindless drone before being unplugged against her will and learning to adapt to being both Borg and human. Who might have some useful things to share, unlike Picard, who seems to think Jack would be okay with being locked up and experimented on. If only. IF ONLY.

Seven of Nine
Always bet on Seven. Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine.

Anyway, of course no one thinks to consult Seven—that might get in the way of THE PLOT, which demands that Jack instead make the very rational decision to mind control two Starfleet security officers into threatening not only said much-resented father, but also the much-beloved mother. Then he takes off in a shuttle to seek out the Borg Queen. Who has been seeking him all along. Oh, hey, remember how the entire crew of the USS Titan put their lives at risk—and several died—just to save Jack from Vadic so she couldn’t hand him over to her boss? Yeah, screw them. He goes running right to the being they fought to keep him safe from. And the Borg Queen of course does the whole “join me” thing and names him Vox, because he’s going to be even more of an Important Borg Figure than Locutus.

Whatever. I’m really over Picard kids/surrogate kids getting away with (in one case, almost literal) murder because they’re the Writers’ Chosen Ones (Soji. I’m talking about how Soji tried to destroy all organic life but was forgiven because she was Picard’s special baby in season one).

Okay, so as you can probably tell by that lengthy rant, I was NOT a fan of Jack this episode. But I liked it overall, I swear! The various mysteries finally come together for one big reveal, and we finally learn what’s been going on this whole time. Basically, the Changelings and the Borg formed an alliance. The Changelings needed Picard’s body to extract Borg DNA, and they implanted it into Starfleet transporter systems, integrating it into every individual in Starfleet who used one so they could control them (so, pretty much all of them). EXCEPT, and I found this part hilarious, the mind control thing only works if your brain isn’t fully developed. So our wrinkly, gray-haired Next Generation cast is exempt!

Meanwhile, for Frontier Day, Starfleet has decided to demo an extremely… Borg-y… new capability: The fleet is all connected and can create a formation to act as one. Oh, we know where this is going. We know exactly where this is going.

All the youthful Starfleet officers are assimilated thanks to their dormant Borg DNA bits being activated (including both La Forge girls, much to Geordi’s dismay), and all the new and shiny Starfleet ships are as well thanks to the whole interconnected thing. So we need old officers and an old ship…

You know what, it’s become extremely obvious that this whole season’s plot was one giant excuse to get the Next Generation crew back together on the Enterprise-D (which Geordi has lovingly restored from the salvaged saucer section). It’s a shameless nostalgia-fest, unabashed fan service… and I’m totally cool with that. Why else bring back Picard at all? If anything, it felt weird in previous seasons that there weren’t more callbacks (couldn’t we have swapped some of season two’s outdated pop psychology for nostalgic moments instead?).

Sadly, since this show is for the Next Generation fans, it has no problem fridging one of its new characters. Alas, poor Shaw, we knew you well. I guess it was a heroic death, and a redemptive one in that he finally acknowledges Seven’s chosen name and merits by naming her captain. But it still felt like a fridge, and disappointingly insignificant (whether he died or not, the Plot would have moved on).

All in all, this episode was fantastic for answers, for nostalgia / fan service, and for setting up what will hopefully be an epic grand finale. It stumbled a bit on the emotional stakes around Jack, mostly because that character feels weirdly underwritten despite plenty of screen time (maybe because he only ever does what the Plot needs of him), and Shaw, mostly because that death felt so unnecessary. But look, sometimes all we want is an excuse to get the band back together. And I actually was quite impressed by how the show has managed to bring in story elements from across the Star Trek timeline. The last two episodes have shown that this season knows how to depict a rousing cinematic ending. Here’s hoping they saved the best for last.

Rating:

4/5

Former Heads of Comixology Establish Print and Digital Publisher DSTLRY

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A surprising NYT announcement was made by former Comixology heads David Steinberger and Chip Mosher. After meeting together several times since the dissolution of the Amazon Comics service, it’s been revealed that the duo, along with a slew of acclaimed writers and artists in the industry, have formed a new comics creator-focused company called DSTLRY.

A different comics publisher, DSTLRY has offered its founding creators’ character and concept ownership along with equity within the company. The organization aims to be a creator-focused business first and foremost, a space focused on ethical practice in tandem with the modernization of the comics space; all in efforts to adapt to the ever-changing landscape of how readers consume comics IP.

DSTLRY also aims to optimize the release of digital drops and re-sellable items on a limited-window basis, with a percentage of profits going to pay its creators for fair equitable exchange.

The company will also be releasing digital comics to coincide with their physical releases and will host a bountiful of goodies on an online market space for the exchange of collectibles, artwork, and posters. Though DSTLRY also stresses that these items are, in fact, not NFTs.

Creators of comic books are “famous for being mistreated by publishers,” said David Steinberger, co-founder and chief executive of DSTLRY.

“The main drive here is to create a more sustainable and equitable future for creators,” followed Chip Mosher, the other co-founder of DSTLRY and its chief creative officer. “That’s our macro goal — benefiting the creators, and in turn benefiting readers and retailers.”

Steinberger and Mosher’s vision is for a more modern and ethical industry, with fair compensation for its numerous creators. The list of creatives alright signed on features some of the best creatives in comics within the past decade.

Talent includes big-name creatives such as Will Dennis, Mirka Andolfo, Brian Azzarello, Marc Bernardin, Elsa Charretier, Becky Cloonan, Lee Garbett, Jamie McKelvie, Jock, Joëlle Jones, Tula Lotay, Junko Mizuno, Stephanie Phillips, Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV and Ram V.