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Atlanta Season 4 Episode 1 Recap: The Most Atlanta

Every beginning invariably has an end. To celebrate a beginning, we don’t have to start with the mushy, and to celebrate the end, we don’t have to finish with the maudlin.

Rather, we celebrate life as a whole. From you crying as a slapped babe above ground to others crying for you as a shrunken body below. It was never about the end game. It was always about the journey…

 

Season 4 Premiere Recap

We open in one a big box store being ransacked something fierce. I guess Robbin’ season is far from finished. Amid the fray, Darius (LaKeith Stanfield) enters gingerly, product in hand as others exit frantically, products in hands.

Paying no mind to the looters, he continues on to the front desk to find a scared employee (Kevin Saunders). All my man wants to do is return the air fryer he got as a gift. Shit, even simple trade will even do, but even the hired hand is smart enough to take the cash and dash once the drawer pops open.

More disappointed than dejected, Darius heads for the door, before he and others are stanched at the pass by a white woman on a motorized scooter (Deadra Moore). He already feels it’s going to be just one of those days and ambles on past her along with everybody else, the two of them lighting her up with fire extinguishers before realizing she has a knife and is not afraid to yield it. Leaving Darius in dismay.

Poor guy is now a literal walking target, picking up the pace like Picante Salsa with her hot on his heels. Chief Keef’s “Bitch Where” flares up over the top-down vistas. It’s all reminiscent of Season 2, like ya’ll never left!

As Al (Brian Tyree Henry) faces gridlock on the Atlanta freeway, Darius dips in. The traffic is so atrocious that Darius exited, went to the store, and came back with zero movements forward. Al’s still looking a bit bummed though, as news broke that ATL legend Blue Blood had passed… 3 months ago, his manager just having released it to press.

Apparently, Blue Blood’s secret shows were the stuff of legend. With his loss, goes with him, an era.

Stuck in traffic, Darius hasn’t the time to ruminate on an icon, as he’s got slower fish to fry. It turns out that the crazy lady isn’t willing to concede (sound familiar?), traversing the lane lines on her scooter towards him.

Al’s introspection turns to that of anger due to the standstill. He wants to get to the airport. He knows not where he wants to go. Maybe Jamaica. Anything but this literal stasis he’s currently in so he puts something on that will at least take his mind to another space: Blue Blood’s most recent album, released 3 months prior to his death.

Darius requests Al turn off at the next exit, but it’s too late. He’s in a jam of his own, so he gets out, nearly dodging a few stabs from the woman.

He just briskly walks down the highway, woman in tow. Hey, of all the things they’ve seen in the previous seasons, this provokes nary a batted lash from Alfred.

Elsewhere, Van (Zazie Beetz) and Earn (Donald Glover) arrive at Atlantic Station to get her a replacement phone and him a Publix sub. Approaching the topside, Earn runs into Kenya (Sh’Kia Augustin), an ex.

After a few pleasantries exchanged, Kenya says she’s going to “try” and get outta there. Not so odd, right?

In the phone store, another ex notices Earn from the outside, knocking on the glass. Ok, let’s just chalk that up to coincidence. Suddenly, an employee named Amir (Ulisses Gonsalves) notices Van. He was an item of hers from eons ago. He’s still at the same store, claiming he’s been “trapped” there for a minute. Okay, Van can start to even up the scoreboard, but something’s amiss.

With this dead-ass traffic, Al can’t help but notice a fan going on the ‘Gram, motioning back to Paperboi.

Already fed up with the trajectory of his day, he violently veers off the path to get some gas.

At the gas station, you know, a station that provides you product to keep you moving forward, he begins to really listen to Blue Blood’s lyrics. One line explicitly mentioning getting a zoo pie at D&D’s. Whattaya know, Al’s right across from said place!

Maybe it’s the fates rapping to him from the great beyond. Maybe today was meant to be…

In the joint, he asks for a ‘zoo pie’, which is just an open bag of Fritos with beans on top. I imagine “zoo” means prison, which is a fucking banquet, compliments of the commissary. The clamshell in which it was served, however, was the real mystery, as it contained a stamp of Blood Blood’s logo as well as an address.

Walking about Atlantic Station, Earn and Van both point out exes as if they were birding. Now it’s gone from slight happenstance to outright weird and Van seriously wants to get her tail feather out of there.

There’s only one problem- they cannot seem to find their car and run into Kenya once more, greeting them as if she had not just seen them. In fact, she’s lost too and cannot recall how long she’s been. To her recollection, when she first arrived, Now You See Me 2 was playing at the Regal.

Now it’s gone from weird to scary.

Speaking of, Darius seems to have gotten away from his four-wheeled nightmare with two wheels of his own… but it’s not the trill of the cicadas that deceive his ears, for she’s just around the corner.

Ditching the bike, he climbs a wall and goes through a fence. She doesn’t care whether he stole the air fryer or not. She clearly has an axe to grind and needs a face to grind it on. She’s like Fox News incarnate: nothing’s gonna change her goddamn mind.

On his journey into the unknown, Al arrives at a swim club and as Blue Blood plays in the forefront, we are taken on a journey ourselves. From blue poker chips in a locker to directions to an arcade where he smokes a shooter racking up enough tickets to buy a tee that a person can identify. From that person with a tattooed QR code to a comic book shop to a graphic novel leading him to a laundromat, prompting him to a vintage 3D movie playing at the cinema to an abandoned strip mall, this isn’t some simple scavenger hunt and it sure as fuck isn’t a snipe hunt.

In the designated space of a gutted store, Al finally enters the funeral, complete with organ music, flowers, candles, chairs, a casket, and his (living) wife, Keisha (Chimere Love). Welcome to Gary’s (aka Blue Blood) funeral.

This was all by Gary’s design, down to the tee (had to). One to always outdo himself for the culture, once Gary found out he was going to die, he constructed a whole album and a game to go with it, pre-death.

That is some hardcore David Bowie shit (a la his Blackstar album and his musical Lazarus).

Everything was meticulously planned by Blue Blood, down to the weed geraniums for each guest (explicitly stated in track 11 of how to take care). Keisha promised him she’d run the funeral and, sadly, Al’s only the fifth person to have actually shown up in the last 3 months. Gary was truly expecting more upon his ultimate demise. Sad to say, Keisha, phrases it best, lamenting that sometimes what you put out isn’t necessarily what comes back to you.

She simply wishes he had more fun in his art than overthinking them, as, in the end, it’s really all that matters. That line fucking really cut deep to me, as I have sometimes overthought and overwrought my art for posterity instead of letting it breathe on its own and leaving it up to the fates to decide. Stuck in the bowels of the parking garage, Vanessa seems to have temporarily been separated from Earn, ultimately finding him.

He’s found an actual emergency exit and though she’s reticent at first to follow, she wants to ultimately know that with all the exes they’ve been bumping into, she’ll never be left behind. He wouldn’t do that and with a rush and a push on his end, she follows him into the void.

In the absence of light, with carpeted walls wet, Earn seems stuck and Van seems scared. However, with a rush and a push on Van’s end, they both spew out directly into Blue Blood’s funeral along with Kenya, who followed them and whom Al clearly knows. Fate, providence, call it what you will, but that’s divine architectural type shit right there.

Out in the parking lot, Darius is tiredly waiting… or anxiously waning. Either way, the crew is finally back together and the metaphorical boulder around Darius’ neck has been lifted and gifted to Kenya.

The group peaces out as Kenya awaits her Uber.

With the mellifluous din of the cicadas trilling in the picturesque Atlanta eve, a whirring isn’t too far behind as the geriatric Michael Myers spots a black woman with an air fryer. Shit, I guess that thing truly was the gift that keeps on giving.

At least it can make a mean hot potato…

Season 4 Premiere Takeaway

They came in fucking swinging with this episode. It’s honestly a nice meta-joke to the fans who decried the last season for not being ‘Atlanta enough’ to their oh, soo sensitive palettes. They also, most likely predicted the tertiary season would garner a lot of unhappy and bitter people, but then, honestly, I wouldn’t call those fans.

Listen, guys. The whole crew: creator, writers, directors, actors, everyone never left your side. They know good shit when they feel it in their bones and the moment you go too late is when you’ve already gone lame.

In fact, Blue Blood’s death and ultimate plan I believe is a metaphor for how exactly how everyone involved in this groundbreaking series wanted to orchestrate their own Swan Song: on their own terms.

5/5 Stars

RPG Fanatics Should Try Out Solar Studios’ Redsky

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the wild hunt moment in the Red Sky TTRPG

 

The obsession with tabletop RPGs has become more popular than ever. You can see it virtually everywhere. Whether it’s Critical Role – which is now the hit Amazon series, The Legend of Vox Machina. Or the animated D&D comedy, HarmonQuest – made by Rick and Morty showrunner, Dan Harmon – there’s just something about the D20 that’s taken the world by storm. Including an upcoming D&D movie even set to debut next year.

In fact, in 2020 tabletop roleplaying game sales grew from $80M in 2019 to $105M in 2020. And from what we saw at Gen Con, there are no signs of this trend slowing down. Currently, the TTRPG world is primed for a revolution and Solar Studios’ newly debuted Redsky, may just be one of the hottest new players, ready to embrace this new reality.

What is Redsky?

Redsky is a massive 300-page TTRPG filled with loads of unique lore, customized gameplay, and more. An extension of the fifth edition of D and D, unlike other RPGs out there, this adaption is completely devoid of magic. Instead, Redsky utilizes an entirely new weapons system called Eldertech. Which is an unique element to the game that integrates tech and fantasy in completely unprecedented ways. 

Effectively replacing magic in this new system, Eldertech are artifacts of advanced power left behind by the mysterious crew. Accumulating this mysterious technology is how players can advance further in terms of gameplay, once their level caps are inevitably hit.

The design of the game features a classical-empire-era approach (think Rome) to the lore. All for a world rife with conflict, intrigue, and science fiction, where a mysterious power behind the scenes threatens all civilization. In many ways, this TTRPG could be a spot-on ringer for the latest D&D editions. As the information featured in this booklet is not only seemlessly organized, but it’s also accentuated with some absolutely stunning artwork, which you can see in our images throughout.

Atop of this, Redsky’s world is lush with monsters, species, and advanced technology left behind by a seemingly lost civilization. The world of Dema itself, is in fact, actually isolated within a colossal spaceship and lit by an artificial sun. What’s unique about this lore is that the innate cultures don’t realize that they’re living within a ship. Effectively, the civilizations of the past hundred years or so, have no idea that they’ve been secretly watched by a mysterious group who’s been watching their progress in some strange misunderstood experiment… now reaching its final moments.

This advanced crew, now nearing its final destination, wreaks havoc on the civilizations in Redsky in apocalyptic ways. Effectively threatening to end their lives as they know it, causing old enemies and clashing cultures to unite in a final stand against their mysterious handlers. 

“If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like for the ancient Romans to have a handful of gravity hammers, you can get pretty close to that in the world of Redsky,” – Alex Ioakimidis, co-writer and co-founder.

Characters in Redsky feel much more grounded compared to your traditional TTRPG. With designs specifically capped levels at 10, so there can be no overpowering characters. Making for a more grounded challenge.

On top of this, the roleplay features one of the most layered cultural heritage systems in a game. As with Redsky’s unique species and 20 distinctive cultures, there’s enough diversity that players can customize their characters in so many different ways, allowing them the freedom of how’d they want their heroes’ gender identities to be.

Redsky’s Elemental Alignment system

Finally, elemental dualism replaces 5e’s alignment system in Redsky. A character’s elements impact their abilities and features and must make three elemental choices in the game as seen above.

Thus, instead of good or evil, it’s layered in ways that completely affects effectiveness in gameplay. And since combat is more focused on physical aspects, armors matter so much more and can be layered and resistant against different damage types.

Healing is also much more sparse in this game too.

 

Truly, Redsky presents something entirely different to the table that can be fun for any fans of TTRPGs. You can follow the development of Redsky on their Instagram page. A portion of each sale from one of the dev’s take home profits of the digital pdf also goes to a slew of international causes. Those interested in trying this game can purchase Redsky, via pre-order as well.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3, Episode 4 – Room for Growth Recap and Review

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Star Trek Lower Deck Room for Growth reviewTendi, Boimler, Rutherford, and an annoyed-looking Mariner by their hallway bunks

More Low-Stakes Fun for the Lower Deckers

The fourth episode of this season of Lower Decks opens with the crowded corridor where these low-ranking crew members sleep in bunks embedded into the walls. It makes for a cool sci-fi aesthetic, but it isn’t so fun for our lower deckers (no personal space whatsoever). And then Captain Freeman appears, possessed by an alien mask and sending out energy waves that transform the USS Cerritos into an ancient temple. And naturally, none of our main characters know how this happened or why, only that this isn’t the first time. It’s a fun reference to all the times Star Trek characters have been possessed, and, since this is Lower Decks after all, it’s just the kick-off for the episode’s real concern: the clean-up from this mess, and where the lower deckers sleep.

After the whole ancient mask situation is dealt with off-camera, the engineers, including Rutherford and his boss, Billups, are tasked with undoing the whole ancient-temple transformation. Freeman becomes worried that the engineers are becoming too stressed out after having to restore the ship yet again and orders them all on a mandatory spa trip.

Meanwhile, Mariner, Boimler, and Tendi learn that four private rooms on Deck 1 are going to be put up for lottery, and that their arch-rivals, Delta Shift – the lower deckers on duty while their shift, Beta Shift, is a sleep – are planning to game the system for better living quarters. They decide to take to beat Delta Shift at their own game. Boimler claims to know a shortcut to the server room deep within the ship, where they can rig the lottery, and off they go.

The first step in the shortcut is through the holodeck, where Dr. T’Ana and Shaxs are in the middle of some Bonnie and Clyde role-playing… and our lower deckers scramble to get through the room before they witness something they can’t unsee. Next, they end up in a swamp beneath hydroponics, where the air is filled with hallucinogenic gas from the roots. Mariner and Boimler end up tripping hard while Tendi, who as an Orion is immune, bodily shoves them into the next conduit. After that, they wind up in a low-grav chamber, which is all fun and games until it turns out to be part of the deflector shield, which Ransom orders activated after the Cerritos encounters some space debris. Boimler ends up caught in the fast-spinning dish and has to be rescued by Mariner and Tendi, who tie their uniforms together to form a tether. Finally, they reach a chamber before a vent that opens once an hour, which will give them a straight shot to the server. Victory is nigh, and all they have to do now is wait.

Meanwhile, Rutherford, Billups, and the other engineers follow Freeman on board the Dove, a spa ship run by Toz and equipped with everything needed for relaxation. They’re even given wristbands to monitor their stress levels; all are yellow presently, meaning moderate levels of stress. Despite Freeman’s orders that they relax, the engineers are incurable workaholics… fixing the door within moments of arriving, using the sand garden to draw engine schematics, secretly tinkering under massage beds, and even using the cucumbers meant to cover their eyes during mani-pedis to make their yellow wristbands appear green. What a bunch of nerds.

A stressed Freeman in a spa robe, with the engineers, also in spa robes, behind her

A frustrated Freeman flies into a rage at the last one, and her wristband turns black, indicating off-the-charts levels of stress. She’s carted off for intensive treatment: a puppy therapy room, with a few bunnies added for extra cuteness. Turns out, she was the one most in need of relief, having held untold amounts of repressed stress. Toz says that if the Dove can’t make her relax, they’ll have to ship her off to Earth for a medical evaluation.

So the engineers, of course, engineer a solution: A jury-rigged chamber designed to optimize relaxation. And it works. Freeman emerges after a few moments, fully relaxed with a green wristband. The engineers’ wristbands are all green too, since what relaxes them the most is tinkering. Again, what a bunch of nerds.

Mariner, Boimler, and Tendi bond with a grimy-looking Delta Shift in a dark chamber

Back on the Cerritos, Mariner, Boimler, and Tendi are annoyed when Delta Shift appears in the same chamber they’re in, seeking the same once-an-hour vent, having gone through similarly grueling adventures to reach it and dripping in some kind of liquid for their troubles. But while waiting for the vent to open, they start swapping tales of their misadventures, and camaraderie builds. For a moment, it seems like this episode might be heading to the same kind of kumbaya ending as the last one,  but it turns out the Delta-bags were distracting the Beta Shifters. The moment the vent opens, they rush out, leaving our irritated protagonists behind.

But all is not lost! Boimler notices the liquid seeping down a tube no one knew existed. Where does it lead? Only one way for Bold Boimler to find out! He dives into the unknown and finds an even shorter shortcut to the server. Mariner and Tendi soon join him, but then they all realize that it isn’t four rooms on Deck 1 that are available, but just one room on Deck 4. Not wanting to break up their little friend group and relegate one person to living alone, they decide to let Delta Shift have it. A win for friendship, right?

Except they could have just put four beds in the one nice, big room, which is exactly what Delta Shift does while our Beta Shifters grouse about the lost opportunity. Especially Rutherford, who was away for the whole thing and is annoyed that his friends didn’t think of the obvious solution. But they soon move on to their next pressing concern: how to crash the Delta Shifters’ party.

All in all, another solidly low-stakes episode for our low-ranking lower deckers, one that mostly remains self-contained but alludes to some of the larger character arcs, such as Boimler trying to be bolder (and suffering some consequences for it) and Tendi being on track to be a bridge officer someday. The episode acknowledges that the characters’ situation is temporary; no one stays in their first job forever, after all. It will be interesting to see how the show handles the eventual progression of its core characters.

She-Hulk Episode 5: Mean, Green, and Straight Poured Into These Jeans

After being served by Titania for infringing on the “She-Hulk” trademark, Jennifer Walters proceeds to get bombarded by ads for her She-Hulk line of beauty products. TV, billboards, even her morning podcast sponsor has been taken over by Titania promoting her new line and pop-up store she has at The Grove. Even Jen’s cousin Ched is bothering her about it, supporting her by buying boxes of the stuff to resell once Jen signs it. Jen tries to explain that it has nothing to do with her, which leads to Ched mansplaining how copyright law works while Jen screams into a couch cushion. 

Titania selling her She-Hulk brand
Titania selling her She-Hulk brand

Ambivalent as Jen was about the She-Hulk name, she absolutely does not want the “slightly superpowered” influencer to profit off of it by selling literal snake oil. In this case, in the form of a Snake Venom Lip Plumper. (After all, we can’t have any actual copyright infringement!) GLK&H isn’t thrilled about it either, so they assign her case to Mallory Book. 

Comic fans know Mallory Book as She-Hulk’s rival at the law firm, who thinks of herself as a real lawyer and looks down on Jen as a publicity gimmick. She’s played by Renée Elise Goldsberry, who Broadway stans know as Angelica Schuyler from Hamilton, and she is an utter delight. She captures Book’s haughtiness and disdain for She-Hulk, while still allowing a bit of her human side to peek through. Fingers crossed these two have to work as co-chairs on a case once they get done with Walters v Titania.

After needling Jen about not copyrighting her professional name (“Did Doctor Strange have to trademark his name? Did Thor?” “You chose two examples where they use their real names.”) Book thinks it will be a straightforward matter of establishing that Jen has been using the She-Hulk name first and Titania is profiting off her name recognition so they can countersue to stop her fashion line. But first, Book needs Walters to dress like she respects herself, and not like “a football player pleading no-contest to a DUI.” 

There are a lot of digs in this episode at Jennifer Walters’ fashion sense. Walters obviously believes her work should speak for itself (and the ADA salary probably didn’t help), but welcome to the world of influencers. Fortunately, Ginger is already on the case. She does the lawyer Pug a favor by agreeing to stand on line with him so he can get two pairs of the limited edition Iron Man Three sneakers. In return, he introduces her to his superhero fashion hookup, so Ginger can get Jen a snazzier wardrobe. 

After getting ushered into the back room of a boba tea place and buying some genuine “Avongers” merch, Pug and Ginger get sent to Luke Jacobson, designer to superheroes. Ginger fibs a bit about She-Hulk’s Avenger status (She an Avenger! Practically! Just gotta work out some parts of the deal before they announce it!) and wrangles her an appointment for a fitting. Luke, leaning into all the imperious designer and Edna Mode tropes, takes one look at the shape-shifting She-Hulk and immediately puts in an order for all the stretch wool he can get. 

In court, Titania is quite the stunning contrast to She-Hulk: confident, glamorous, and full of swagger. As a long-time fan of The Good Place, I am thrilled to finally get Jameela Jamil back on screen this week. She plays Titania as vain, narcissistic, spoiled, and a savvy businesswoman and she is absolutely eating it up. She has a great time this week, calling Jen “Shrek” when they meet up in court, and generally relishing her turn as a super-powered Paris Hilton. 

Things aren’t going great for Jen, since Titania’s lawyer is able to show clips of Jen angrily telling the press to stop calling her She-Hulk, that’s not my name! Even though Book rebuts this with the clip of her TV interview saying that whether she likes it or not, she’s She-Hulk now, the judge needs more evidence that Jen was using the She-Hulk moniker before the copyright. 

Luckily (?) for Jen she bumps into Todd, one of her loser dates from Matcher, back at the office. He has business with Mallory Book, his favorite lady lawyer (Mallory: “Don’t touch.”). This gives her an idea. Because she set up a dating profile as She-Hulk—complete with the cringey profile touting that she is “mean, green, and straight poured into these jeans” (classic bad flirting from an introvert, btw.)—she can use her bad dates as evidence. This means parading the self-involved dudes before the court. Yay? 

The scene is as embarrassing for Jen as you’d expect, with the bodybuilding bro calling her a “try-hard,” a writer(!) calling her “self-involved,” and worst of all, the hot doctor admitting that he wasn’t into Jen, but She-Hulk was awesome. After that, the judge rules in her favor. Titania stomps off, angry, but not before the bodybuilder tries to hit on her. “Ok fine. Buy me things.”

After the trial, Book is impressed that Jen was so willing to humiliate herself in order to win the case. They share a drink, where they bond over shared slights at GLK&H. (Holloway would never have to prove he is who he says he is by parading bad dates.) When Jen (getting tipsy in human form) blurts out that she’s glad they’re friends now, Book shuts down a bit and disses her suit, asking wasn’t she going to do something about her clothes?

Her new suit! Back at Luke’s, her suit is ready. As she tries it on in the dressing room, Luke snaps at his assistant for leaving a box open. Customer confidentiality! As he shuts the lid, we get a peak inside the box and see a familiar pointy-headed helmet. The label says Pick Up, so it looks like the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen will be making a trip to LA very soon…

Overall, a fun episode! They are getting much more confident in the courtroom adventures, since this week focused almost entirely on the one case. Goldsberry as Book and Jamil as Titania are great, and the cast is really starting to get confident in their roles both at the firm and on the show. And after no major cameos (See? Jen wasn’t kidding! It’s not a cameo show!), next week promises the return of Charlie Cox as Daredevil! Mark your calendars!

RATING: 4.5 out 5

RANDOM NOTES:

  • Hmm, considering Ched just bursts into Jen’s apartment without knocking, maybe she should’ve listened to her Dad and let him install more security? LET DADS BE DADS!
  • I love that Pug is a sneakerhead. Absolute perfect hobby for a bro-y lawyer. And the credits show that he has quite a collection! He’s showing off his new Iron Man kicks, but his shoe room also has Deadpool, Captain America, and Spider-Man themed high tops. 
Credits scene with Pug and Nikki ogling at superhero themed sneakers
  • Also, Pug in the comics has a big time crush on Jennifer Walters (as opposed to She-Hulk) which Jen is largely oblivious to. Will this change? We’ll see…
  • No post credit scene this week! Awww… I guess the Daredevil tease will have to do.

Resident Alien Season 2 Episode 14 Review: Cat and Mouse

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screenshot of deputy liv sitting drinking coffee at the diner, all seen through a circular window at the door.
RESIDENT ALIEN -- "Cat and Mouse" Episode 214 -- Pictured: Elizabeth Bowen as Deputy Liv Baker -- (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

 

Before I start this latest recap of Resident Alien season 2, I have to apologize to Liv. She’s been trying and trying to get in touch with the Alien Tracker all season, and I only didn’t mention it because I forgot who that was. It’s been a while since season 1, but I fondly remember Terry O’Quinn being one of the rare humans that can see aliens in their true forms. So once I made the connection that he’s the one she’s been trying to get ahold of this entire time, especially given the last time Harry and him met, I was much more excited for Cat and Mouse.

That said, Cat and Mouse doesn’t start with Peter Bach the Alien Tracker. Instead, it starts with our frenemy the General. She’s been having her people run tests on Bobby, and can’t prove he’s anything other than baseline human. She angrily interrogates him anyhow, despite believing he’s just another regular kid. Then he reaches out and reads her memories, only to transform back into his original baby form.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Cat and Mouse” Episode 214 — Pictured in this screengrab: (l-r) Kesler Talbot as Bobby Smallwood, Linda Hamilton as General Eleanor Wright, — (Photo by: SYFY)

Harry waxes nostalgic about being descended from ocean creatures, happy that his people evolved legs. He compares fish being caught to humans getting probed by aliens, right as we watch Asta’s adoptive father out fishing. Him and Asta talk about how he met her mother, who was pregnant when she joined his band. Though he lost her as a band member, he gained a daughter in the process. It’s a touching scene, and a good example on the hidden depths of many of the characters in Resident Alien.

Kate is working with her friend Kayla to stop the resort with litigation, and her husband isn’t taking it well. He walks in on them talking about it, and starts loudly grinding coffee beans to shut them up. Kate is the mature one, and suggests they keep talk of the resort outside the house. Which is a great compromise, except for the fact Ben is giant child, and quickly finds a really stupid way around it.

As for poor D’Arcy, it’s a hard episode for her. Her pain med addiction is getting worse, and she’s starting to develop really bad mood swings for good measure. Early on she rants about a lost blender lid that Elliot immediately finds. Later she tries to borrow pills from Judy. And by the end, she’s sleeping on a pool table when Elliot walks in on her, reminding her she missed their date. Suffice to say, their relationship isn’t in a good place, and it’s understandable when Elliot breaks up with her, much as it’s heartbreaking.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Cat and Mouse” Episode 214 — Pictured: Alan Tudyk as Harry Vanderspeigle — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

Harry isn’t taking the Gray revelation well, though I have to give him points for telling Asta early. Of course he does so with drawings of the Earth exploding, so there’s room for improvement. He then has a horrible plan to rip the implants out of people Grays probed in the past and putting them in show dogs to confuse the alien race. Which Asta immediately shoots down. Then things get really complicated because as this meeting of minds is happening, Peter Bach is having lunch with Liv. Turns out, he finally decided to read her many emails and thinks he can find an alien in Patience. And wouldn’t you know it, he rapidly zeroes in on Harry as he hides in the diner.

This leads to one of my all time favorite chase scenes in Resident Alien. Harry is walking around like a ruptured duck while Peter follows in breathless pursuit. The only thing keeping him at bay are all the innocent humans milling about, and Harry thinks he’s lost him. Only for Peter to corner him and pull out his taser. Harry and Peter exchange threats and right before they can get into it, Judy interrupts with a well timed door opening. Harry pretends to be sexually attracted to Judy and slips inside, locking Peter out. Then after rapidly disentangling himself from a very interested Judy, Harry heads out to plot new plans of action.

As for Mike and Liv, they have related but separate threads. Liv is still trying hard to get Mike to date Lena Torres, but then she gets distracted by the arrival of the Alien Tracker. She thinks he’s a noble human, totally blind to his single minded obsession with revenge. Meanwhile, Mike gives Mayor Ben a truly uncomfortable massage before agreeing to be the middle man for him and his wife. That goes about as well as expected, and it starts to really flatline when Mike equates successful towns with rat population. Kate wins the argument by using a theoretical about a billionaire buying the resort town and then buying her for the weekend. Suffice to say, Ben is rendered mute by that example, and Mike is just confused by how rapidly the argument got out of hand.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Cat and Mouse” Episode 214 — Pictured: (l-r) Alan Tudyk as Alien Harry, Judah Prehn as Max Hawthorne — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

One of my favorite moments in Cat and Mouse is when, after Peter interrogates Max about his alien drawing, Harry breaks into Max’s room again. This is a great throwback to season 1, and I love how awkward Harry and Max’s “friendship” is. He’s gorging himself on stale Halloween candy and trying to figure out if Max told Bach anything important. He then suggest Max helps him kill the Alien Tracker, which doesn’t go well. It seems Max might be thinking about using the business card Peter gave him to call the Tracker about Harry…

The episode ends with a few important moments. Liv finally tricks Mike into going on a date with Torres, and they immediately bond over sharp objects. Despite Kate’s success against the resort, Ben is still being a huge dick, and I am worried about their marriage. D’Arcy finally confides her pill addiction to Asta. And Harry is seemingly about to get tasered by Peter when it’s revealed he was in fact the hunter. Thanks to Max, Harry tricks Peter, and gets the drop on him. Now the question is what will he do with the rage-filled human?

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Cat and Mouse” Episode 214 — Pictured: (l-r) Corey Reynolds as Sheriff Mike Thompson, Nicola Correia-Damude as Detective Lena Torres — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

Not my favorite episode of the season, but hopefully it sets the stage well for what’s to come next week. Be sure to tune in to the Workprint then for our continuing coverage of season 2 of Resident Alien!

‘Hell of a Cruise’ Review: A Harrowing Look Into Emergency Unpreparedness

Screenshot from Hell of a Cruise, of a cruise ship out in the water below a long red bridge.
HELL OF A CRUISE -- Pictured: "Hell of a Cruise" Documentary Imagery-- (Photo by: Peacock)

It is Monday, September 12th, and I’m in an Uber on my way to the premiere of ‘Hell of a Cruise’. The driver tells me that, as of last week, they’re no longer required to wear masks to drive. This is my first time back in Manhattan since 2019. Things are different now. These days, fewer and fewer Americans wear masks in most restaurants and stores. Yet, just this past May, Covid in the US had reached its milestone millionth death, far surpassing the death totals of the AIDS epidemic, and officially, marking Covid as the deadliest event in US history

I arrive an hour early so I grab refreshments at an outdoor Parisian cafe across the street. I order a Gimlet. Two, in fact, then write some possible bylines to begin this story. One stands out most:

Conquering Covid: A Triumph of American Capitalism. A Failure In Public Health Policy. 

I don’t use this headline for obvious reasons. In truth, Covid-19 is a topic I’ve wanted to discuss over the few years. Everything from why governments reacted the way they did, to the medical handlings of it, to stories about the doctors, nurses, and public health workers I knew working through the thick of it. Thanks to a movie screening for Hell of a Cruise, courtesy of Peacock, I’ve finally begun writing this story. The first of which will be this piece with much more to come in the upcoming months. 

HELL OF A CRUISE — Pictured: “Hell of a Cruise” Documentary Imagery — (Photo by: Peacock)

Hell of a Cruise is a documentary featuring never-before-seen footage about the outbreak of Covid-19 on the Diamond Princess Cruise ship. Set in February 2020, Hell of a Cruise talks about the stranded Princess Ship and its outbreak while stuck in Okinawa Japan. According to the filmmakers, these testimonials are some of the earliest documented cases of Covid, which, along with their fumbling pandemic response, highlight some of the worst initial problems of the pandemic. 

“Diamond was the first spreader event…  before George Floyd and before the country fell apart,” said director Nick Quested during the screening. “I wanted to see if there were any lessons to have learned from the event.” 

Indeed, the documentary quickly highlights the lack of communication, poor response, and overall, lack of control regarding the spread of this disease. Especially, when taking into consideration actions regarding a cruise ship corporation that valued profits over its passengers’ safety. 

HELL OF A CRUISE — Pictured: “Hell of a Cruise” Documentary Imagery — (Photo by: Peacock)

It begins with depictions of guests who are excited regarding the cheap price of these Diamond Princess Cruise tickets. A seemingly good deal just weeks before what we knew about Covid, its effects, and its 2-14 day incubation period. 

The documentary also highlights some of the medical guidance that was oftentimes outright ignored in the earliest moments on the ship. Highlighting, the resumed cruising behavior, bar drinking, and casinos that remained open for profits despite the people coughing in the backdrop and early signs of a need for quarantine. Especially, after a mere two days since the ship’s first confirmed case. 

It serves as a reminder of a time before government mask mandates or social distancing guidance was officially announced in the US on April 3rd, two months later. In one case in the film, we saw one family stuck in an isolated room with four bunk beds and a bathroom, unable to leave their tiny living quarters in what felt essentially like a cabin prison. It was also telling how overly optimistic the US was initially, as not only did everyone send a hackneyed ‘be safe Diamond Princess’ video, but anyone who wanted special food or drinks during this period, could have done so at no extra charge. An offer that was soon rescinded, mostly, because the ship’s snack and alcohol supplies were burnt out rather quickly. 

HELL OF A CRUISE — Pictured: “Hell of a Cruise” Documentary Imagery — (Photo by: Peacock)

Then, on February 1st, nearly two weeks into the cruise, the cruise ship docks in Okinawa permanently. This is where the movie begins to get more serious the more virus cases slowly creep higher on board. At the worst of it, highly equipped medical specialists, dressed head to toe with PPE, had arrived to assess the situation. Which ironically, also featured many bureaucrats that’d gone to visit wearing only a base face mask. Keeping risk of contamination across ship… rather high. 

Testimonials against the handling of events included Dr. Arnold Hopland, who was stuck with his wife on the Diamond Princess. Hopland attempted to file complaints to Tennessee Rep. Phillip Roe, whom many wonder, if it were not for these complaints, along with a growing public concern about the disease, how much longer would it have taken to evacuate the passengers? The first passenger to have died on the ship happened on February 11th. Despite this, the same quarantine measures kept set in place as the disease kept slowly spreading. It was, as self-described by the guests, an experiment of human ‘Petri dishes’ as healthy passengers quite often mixed in close with the sick. There was no real gauge for the safety of their air filtration system.

Corporations such as Carnival filed registries under Bermuda to avoid our own laws for taxes and regulations regarding occupational health. A refreshing point of the documentary was in highlighting how many of these companies used foreign workers, who, under poor maritime labor laws, were allowed to be overworked while being paid close to nothing in wages. These were the neglected service people who were both living in unsafe conditions and in close contact with all guests on a regular basis. 

HELL OF A CRUISE — Pictured: “Hell of a Cruise” Documentary Imagery — (Photo by: Peacock)

An anonymous employee reported that many of the cruise ship’s employees couldn’t even talk to the media or else risk losing their job. At its worse, suicides became common on cruise ships.

In total, the Diamond Princess harbored over 3500 people, with over 700 confirmed cases, and a dozen reported deaths. Yet, by Feb 20th, the Trump administration treated it more as a PR crisis than a potential pandemic. In many ways, foreshadowing all the things that would go wrong. 

The end of the Hell of A Cruise screening featured a Q + A with some of the filmmakers. One of which, in attendance, was Doctor Robert Kadlec, one of the Physicians who’d personally vouched for the release of stranded cruise ship citizens to return back home. Kadlec stressed the worst time for a pandemic was during an election year. When asked honestly about it…

Audience Member: “Honestly, are we ready for the next pandemic?”

Dr. Kadlec: “No. There still is no real immediate infectious disease team on a federal level.” 

In 2018, Doctor Kadlec was one of the first to testify in congress about our ill-preparedness for the next pandemic. Kadlec was also assistant secretary for preparedness and response at the Department of Health and Human Services. In many ways, the one responsible for our earliest stockpile of PPE supplies.

He reveals in the Q+A, an original idea to deliver every American household a package of five reusable masks, things that could at least protect adults still going to work. That was shut down by folks like Jared Kushner for reasons to these measures feeling unfashionable and apparel-looking ugly. An entire preparedness plan was scrapped by the whims of a privileged fashion statement.

The Takeaway

Hell of a Cruise weaves its narrative with fantastic footage, offering important lessons, as it delves into the early days of the pandemic. The film is a stellar must-see documentary on Peacock that I’d recommend to everybody. 

4.5/5 Stars

‘Marvel’s Wastelanders: Doom’ Premieres Today!

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doctor doom in Marvel's Wastelanders
Steve McNiven: Inks. Laura Martin: Colors.

 

Marvel has announced a continuation of their beloved audio podcast dramatic series with Marvel’s Wastelanders: Doom. The fifth story featured in the Wastelanders universe, this upcoming chapter will be focused on everyone’s favorite Marvel villain: Doctor Doom. Written by acclaimed Flash and Daredevil writer Mark Waid, along with fellow writer James Kim, the podcast will run for a total of 10 episodes. It also will feature music and sound design by Mark Henry Phillips and is directed by off-broadway director Jade King Carrol.

Actor Dylan Baker will return to voice Doctor Doom. A character who was last seen in the series in Marvel’s Wastelandars: Star-Lord. The series will also feature performances by Danny Burstein (Hulk), Keith David (Kingpin), John Hawkes (Klaw), Kristen Johnston (She-Hulk), Elijah Jones (Johnny Claymore), Rebecca Naomi Jones (Valeria), Hamish Linklater (Sandman), Nadine Malouf (Cora), and Luke Kirby (Maximus).

The Workprint has covered Wastelanders: Black Widow and had done an interview for Wastelanders: Hawkeye, previously.

Set thirty years after his imprisonment, Wastelander’s Doom is a revenge story where Victor Von Doom seeks out those who betrayed him on V-Day. He teams up with Valeria Richards, the daughter of Reed and Sue Richards, AKA Doom’s greatest nemeses. Chapter one sees Doom make some uneasy allies as Valeria tracks him down all for an unlikely partnership of sorts.

“I’ve written plenty of Fantastic Four comics in my time, but I’ve never had more fun – or brought a greater sense of menace and dread to our heroes – than in this story,” says Mark Waid in a press release from Marvel. “James Kim was an excellent partner, and combining his skills with my Marvel Comics knowledge, we were able to create something special.”

“I grew up watching the nineties Fantastic Four animated series, and I was always drawn to Doctor Doom because he’s one of the most complex characters in the Marvel Universe,” James Kim replied. “What drew me to this project was the amazing story Mark Waid laid the groundwork for – pairing Doctor Doom with his greatest nemesis’ daughter, Valeria Richards.”

Kim continues, “The story starts where they are both at the lowest points of their lives. And when I started writing on this series, I also was at rock bottom. So, it was cathartic to put that energy into these characters, and to figure out the means they will go to get what they want.”

Episodes 1 and 2 are available on the SXM App and Marvel Podcasts Unlimited. Episode 1 is also available on Pandora, Stitcher, and all major podcast platforms in the U.S.

 

House of the Dragon – Episode 4 Review: King of the Narrow Sea

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Welcome back to King’s Landing. Last week, Daemon triumphed in the War of the Step Stones, and we got a reminder that we should never get too attached to anyone in the Game of Thrones universe. (Crab Feeder Darhar, we hardly knew ye.) Will anyone get the chop this episode? Only time will tell!

Picking up on the theme from last week, Princess Rhaenyra is entertaining marriage proposals on tour throughout the kingdom. A long line of suitors waits patiently at her latest stop, as the ancient Beric Dondarrion drones on about how well situated his castle is. Rhaenyra dismisses him with a rather cutting comment, asking if her great-grandmother was as pretty as they say she was, fifty years ago. Then she gets to meet the barely out-of-short pants Lord Blackwood. (And look, I get that marriages were made all the time for alliances and strategic reasons, but can we please knock it off with the child marriages and January-December romances for like a week?) The young lord is teased by Lord Bracken in the crowd as he stammers through his proposal. After an insult too many, young Blackwood draws his sword. Rhaenyra has had enough and starts to leave. As she does, Blackwood manages to gut the douchebro. And you know what? Good for him. It’s one of the small pleasures of GOT when an underdog manages to get some measure of satisfaction. (I’d wager it won’t be long-lived for the teen wonder, so savor it while you can.)

Back on her ship, heading for King’s Landing, Rhaenyra hears the familiar screech of a dragon. It’s Caraxes, Daemon’s mount, coming to buzz the ship. Despite the bump on the head she got from getting knocked into the railing, she looks happy to see him return after the war. It’s apparently a surprise visit, based on the haste with which everyone hustles into the throne room. Viserys barely has his crown on when Daemon saunters in, sword drawn, wearing a crown of his own. As he approaches the throne, the King’s Guard draw their swords. But rather than a confrontation, he offers it to Viserys to add to the Iron Throne. Daemon says that after he smashed the Triarchy (and staked a bunch of their sailors out for the crabs), he was named King of the Narrow Sea, but he knows there is only one true king and bends the knee to Viserys. 

Viserys must think he’s being punked, or whatever the GOT equivalent of a prank show might be. (Impractical Jesters?) The way Otto is staring at Daemon, he certainly does. But, after a tense moment, Viserys hugs his brother, welcoming him back from exile. Hooray! A reunion! Time for a party! 

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At the garden party, Viserys and Daemon are laughing it up, reminiscing about their childhood and who mom liked best. (Brothers are the same in any age, let me tell you.) Neither Rhaenyra nor Alicent have any luck separating the brothers, so they drift away to a bench on their own. (Alicent is noticeably un-pregnant this week, but there is no mention of her condition, so I can’t say if she had a successful birth or fell victim to Viserys’ cursed seed)  The two former friends actually have a nice heart-to-heart, Alicent says it must be nice to have every lord in the kingdom fawning after her. Rhaenyra snorts, saying they only want her for her Valeryan blood and want to trap her in a castle, squeezing out heirs. She realizes who she said this to, and immediately apologizes. As Alicent said, most women don’t get much of a choice on who they marry, so good on Rhaenyra for easing up on her friend. Alicent tells her that despite the KIng’s frustration with her ending courtship-palooza early, she is glad she’s back. Alicent doesn’t have many friends in court, since everyone just thinks of her as The Queen. Rhaenyra and Alicent hold hands, and that’s nice. Let’s enjoy the nice moments while they last because we all know what show we’re watching. 

Later on, Daemon and Rhaenyra get to chatting in High Valeryan. She knows he didn’t come home just to taunt Viserys, but Daemon plays dumb. He turns the conversation back on her, reminding her that marriage is just about alliances, and once you get married you can do whatever (or whoever) you want. Rhaenyra rolls her eyes. Sure, if you’re a man. Marriage is a death sentence for women. If that were true, says Daemon, then my wife should’ve died long ago. (He’s here all week folks! Try the mutton!) 

At the small council, Otto reports that although the Crab Feeder has been beaten, Lord Corlys is now terrorizing the narrow sea. It’s reported that he’s still bitter about Viserys spurning young Lady Laena, so he is arranging for her to marry a lord from Bravos, which would give him almost total control over the seas. Once again, the talk turns to Rhaenyra making a marriage alliance with Corlys’ son, the dragon-riding Laenor.  (Hey, at least they let Rhaenyra sit at the big kids table this time and not make her pour drinks)

Back in her room, Rhaenyra finds a parchment in her bag, with a map of the secret passageways in her room. After getting disguised as a boy, she follows the passage outside the walls of the Red Keep, where cool uncle Daemon is waiting for her. He’s going to show her what she’s been missing, cooped up in the castle, and takes her on a Princess Jasmine adventure. They roam through the crowded streets, filled with fire breathers, acrobats, fortune tellers, and an acting troupe. The actors are putting on a bawdy play about the succession in the court. Who should get the crown? Rhaenyra? Boooo! says the crowd, as the actor in drag playing her farts loudly. Daemon tries to tell her that what the little people want does in fact matter if you’re trying to rule, and most of the crown would rather baby Aegon, since he has a cock. 

After shoplifting a snack and running away to the shouts of “street rat” (Disney’s lawyers will be in touch), cool uncle D takes her to, sigh, the brothel, After watching what looks like a naked Cirque du Soleil as a warm-up, and giving her a fair amount of wine, he takes her into the back to what can best be described as an open floor concept brothel. (Look for it on the next season of Property Brothers.) He whispers to her that this is where people come to take what they want, and that fucking can be enjoyable for the man and the woman. And then Daemon starts to make out with his niece.

This has been hinted at for a while. (Remember episode one, where Myseria suggested bringing in a girl with platinum hair to spice things up?) Still, come on, man… Rhaenyra is drunk and dazzled by the attention, and is into it, kissing him back while he undresses her. He pulls off her pants and turns her around, but abruptly leaves her after a couple of thrusts, leaving Rhaenyra rather flustered to head back to the castle. 

This is intercut with Lady Alicent fulfilling her wifely duties for King Viserys. After putting her infant baby to bed (Hooray! No more dead babies!) she is summoned to the king’s bedchamber. She lies motionless in bed as the King grunts on top of her. Fucking is very clearly not enjoyable for the woman in this case. (And those seeping sores on the king’s back haven’t gone away. They take up half his back now.)

Still hot and bothered from incestuous interuptus, she heads back to her room, surprising Ser Christon who never saw her leave. She beckons him into her room, where she playfully steals his helmet and kisses him, then starts to undress him. (This takes a while, because dang, he has a lot of armor and laces to undo) But, after all that, she proceeds to bed him and has a much better time than Lady Alicent does. 

Now, I am quite sure that Christon is not the first King’s Guard to sleep with the person he’s guarding (be they male or female), but you do have to worry for him. He’s having a wonderful time, but keep in mind that he’s with a princess who could have him beheaded or sent to the Wall if he displeases her. This is what we call a “power imbalance” in sexual harassment seminars. 

After a night of carousing, Daemon wakes up on a straw mat in a basement, with Myseria serving him a hangover cure. I wonder what she was doing while Daemon was fighting in the narrow sea? Well, starting a network of informants that sell secrets. One of her messengers, a young boy, saw Rhaenyra leaving the brothel and went to sell that information to Otto. Daemon, I guess you shouldn’t have told her you’d marry her and then ghosted her for years. 

Otto runs straight to the king to tell him the news. “I take no pleasure in telling you…” yeah, right, Otto. You couldn’t wait to tell Viserys about his daughter and brother “coupling” in a pleasure house, clearing the way for Aegon. Viserys is understandably suspicious of his motives. Alicent overhears this from the bedroom and runs off to confront Rhaenyra.

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Rhaenyra is smart enough to lie her ass off to Alicent. Why no, I never fucked my uncle! He took me out for a night on the town and we drank a little too much, but then he went to the brothel and I had to follow because he was my escort, but he ditched me for some whore and never touched me, pinkie swear, Queen Bestie! Alicent believes her, happy she isn’t “sullied.”

Meanwhile, a hungover Daemon staggers back to the castle where he is dragged into the throne room and dropped at Viserys’ feet. He doesn’t even try to deny anything. Brother, we whored our way through all the brothels on the Street of Silk! Better Rhaenyra’s first time being with her cool uncle than some whore! Naturally, Viserys does not share that opinion. He also does not share Daemon’s opinion that he should marry her, in the traditions of old Valerya. (Little brothers are the worst. Can I get an amen, fellow oldest siblings?) After kicking Daemon around the throne room, he orders him back to the Vale, again. (That worked so well in episode one. Can’t imagine anything going wrong this time!)

Rhaenyra is brought to the King. He believes that Daemon told him the truth, but Alicent believes Rhaenyra, and after all, when has Daemon ever been truthful before? She says it didn’t happen, but Viserys doesn’t care since there is now a perception it could have. He tells Rhaenyra that her courtships are over. She will marry Lord Laenor, unite the two houses and that’s that. Rhaenyra agrees, but only after the King gets his house in order. She knows Otto will stop at nothing to put Aegon on the throne, and it is clouding his judgments and leading the king astray with rumors. She will perform her duties as heir, but he needs to be a king. 

He summons Otto and reminisces about how he became the hand to old king Jaeherys, Viserys’ father, Baelor was named Hand, and a hunt was held to celebrate. Baelor was dead of a burst belly five days later, and Otto was named hand in his stead. Sure was lucky for old Otto, huh? Went from just another lord in court to the second most powerful man in the realm. And then when Aemma died, sure was nice of his daughter to visit him and help him through his grief. Otto doesn’t like where this is going. Viserys tells him that he can no longer trust him, as he is consumed with self-interest in the throne. He yoinks the pin of the Hand off Otto’s jacket and thanks him for his assistance over the years, but his services are no longer required. Please leave your security pass with the King’s Guard on the way out.

And just to tie up all the loose ends, the Grand Maester brings a cup of Plan B tea to Rhaenyra’s chambers. You know, so there are no unwanted “consequences.” 

So I was worried last week that this was going to be an episode of council meetings debating the line of succession, and hoo boy was I wrong. This is the best episode so far, and it is really starting to feel like the Game of Thrones I used to love. Intrigue, plotting, double-crosses, sex, and even a dragon! And also the incest, but you knew that was coming. (Remember, GOT started a decade ago with Jamie and Cersei Lannister going at it and pushing a child out a window.) It’s a wonder these Targaryen kids don’t have six heads. 

The pace has really picked up this week, even though the episode takes place over a couple of days. There wasn’t much of a leap forward either, only a month or two. Hopefully, they can keep it up for a few more weeks. 

Next week promises a royal wedding. Hope they avoid a red color scheme. 

Rating 4.5 out of 5 

Who’s the worst:

Despite Otto trying his best to get Rhaenyra disinherited, Daemon wins easily this week, because come on. 

LINE OF THE WEEK:

Rhaenya: Your wife is fortunate you haven’t put a child inside her. 

Daemon: I doubt a child could grow in such hostile environs.

Adorable Jeff The Landshark Lands Variant Covers and New ‘It’s Jeff’ Issues!

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Next month, three new Jeff the Landshark variant covers will arrive on a couple of different Marvel titles. As everyone’s favorite superhero sidekick will join the likes of the Captains, both Marvel and America, along with everyone’s favorite martial artist: Shang-Chi.

Drawn by the sensational Gurihiru, who are the winners of the 2020 Harvey Awards and the 2021 Eisner for their work on Superman Smashes the Klan, the women duo have also worked on the very successful Marvel Unlimited comic It’s Jeff with writer Kelly Thompson. It’s Jeff which is available right now on Marvel Unlimited.

Coincidentally, today also marks a brand new release of issues 13-15 that debut. You can see the trailer below.

For those unfamiliar, the It’s Jeff! comics features homages to many classic comics such as Peanuts. For a while, Jeff served as the companion of several different Marvel heroes such as Gwenpool, Deadpool, and in the recent run of the unlimited comics, Kate Bishop.

Much like Snoopy the dog, Jeff can’t actually speak except in unexplained utterances.

Alongside these issues, will come another familiar Marvel critter comic artist, Nao Fuji. As strange as this sounds, Nao Fuji may be Marvel’s greatest ever living cat artist, as the artist’s longstanding work features quite a few comic cat titles. Fuji’s line of art over on Marvel Meow, which is also an unlimited series about superhero cats, was also quite impressive. Enough that the folks over at Marvel brought them into the fold to get some Jeff the Shark variants as well.

It should be noted, Jeff’s recent appearance as an SDCC exclusive variant for Captain Marvel #39 was a major hit amongst fans. You can now get in on these three delightful new covers with Jeff the Landshark for Captain Marvel #42 and Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings #4. With one more big reveal to come next week!

On Sale 10/12

CAPTAIN MARVEL #42 JEFF THE LANDSHARK VARIANT COVER by GURIHIRU – 75960609268004231

 

On Sale 10/19

CAPTAIN AMERICA: SYMBOL OF TRUTH #6 JEFF THE LANDSHARK VARIANT COVER by GURIHIRU – 75960620279900641
SHANG-CHI AND THE TEN RINGS #4 JEFF THE LANDSHARK VARIANT COVER by NAO FUJI – 75960620475500441

Jason Aaron’s Avengers run is coming to an end with Avengers Assemble

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Innovative writer Jason Aaron’s amazing contribution to the Avengers mythology will see its end in Avengers Assemble. After almost five years and over 60 issues of Avengers, including Avengers Assemble and Avengers of 1,000,000 BC, the acclaimed writer for Marvel comics will conclude his spectacular run with a massive crossover!

The series kicks things off with November’s Avengers Assemble: Alpha. A one-shot that prepares readers for the December crossover in Avengers and Avengers Forever. Don’t fear, Aaron isn’t carrying this weight all by his lonesome, as artists Bryan Hitch, Javier Garrón, and Aaron Juder (the latter two being regulars on Avengers and Avengers Forever) will be helping his vision come to a satisfying conclusion.

In this run, numerous Avengers throughout time and space in the vast Multiverse assemble for an unfathomable conflict. Where an ancient war that spans back to prehistoric Earth confronts the heroes at the infinity tower. There, villains, revealed to be the greatest Marvel foes of all-time The Masters of Evil, confront the heroes for one last battle.

For fans who are on the edge of their seat awaiting what is unquestionably the grandest saga in Marvel history, you need only hold out till December!

 

AVENGERS #63 – Part 2 of “Avengers Assemble”

Written by JASON AARON

Art and Cover by JAVIER GARRÓN

On Sale 12/7

Avengers #63 features The Battle of the 1,000,000 BC! An epic confrontation that will pair the Avengers with their primitive complements, the Avengers of 1,000,000 BC! The issue will be about an epic showdown against Doom Supreme and his formidable fellow foes the Multiversal Masters of Evil. In a battle that may end everything, including all of Marvel’s history.

 

AVENGERS FOREVER #12 – Part 3 of “Avengers Assemble”

Written by JASON AARON

Art and Cover by AARON KUDER
On Sale 12/21

Avengers Forever #12 sees The Siege of Infinity Tower! Mephisto has come a knocking, complete with his own army, looking to lay bare the secrets of Avengers Tower at Infinity’s End. Luckily the Steve Rogers Howling Commandos, the Carol Corps, the Star Panther, the God of Fists, the Invincible Ant-Man, and Tony Stark have formed their own army to defend the tower.

But will they succeed???

“Four years of Avengers stories. Threads from really every major series I’ve worked on throughout my last decade and a half at Marvel, from Ghost Rider to Thor. It all leads to this. The biggest Avengers story I could possibly imagine,” Aaron said in a Marvel press release. “Featuring a cavalcade of characters from across creation. And I’m so deeply thrilled and honored that it all kicks off with an oversized Alpha issue that’s being drawn by the legendary Bryan Hitch, who I’m getting to work with here for the very first time. Avengers Assemble. Say the words like a prayer. It’s the only thing that can save you.”

D23 Will Have A Special Comic Exclusive Variant Featuring Mickey Mouse, Spider-man, and More

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Cover art by Humberto Ramos. Colored by Edgar Delgado. Exclusive to D23.

 

As part of Marvel’s Spider-Man 60th anniversary year that’s been celebrated at almost every Marvel event thus far, the ‘Beyond Amazing’ celebration now moves to D23. This weekend will feature two special Amazing Fantasy #1000 variant collectibles for attendees of the Marvel Comics: Celebrating 60 Years of the Amazing Spider-Man panel. Which starts Saturday at 2 p.m. PST.

Note that these collectibles are available only while supplies last, so guests should grab this super collectible item ASAP

The covers are crafted by artist Humberto Ramos of The Spectacular Spider-Man fame and colored by acclaimed Marvel colorist Edgar Delgado. In both of these variants, like a Kingdom Hearts-styled crossover, each cover features a blend of Marvel superhero characters, but with some beloved Disney characters as well, making guest appearances.

One, features the king of the house of Mouse, Mickey, handing Spider-man a cake for the hero’s 60th anniversary/birthday.

The other, shows Spidey, carrying a cake to the Disney character party for a major 100th anniversary to come next year.

If that wasn’t enough of an event, attendees can visit Talent Central signing and get their new comics autographed by Marvel’s Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski, Executive Spider-Editor Nick Lowe, artist Humberto Ramos, and writer Zeb Wells.

I can’t stress enough. All of these events combined, along with a possible signature, make this a coveted potentially super rare collectible. As how often does this mix of this talent, along with this anniversary year, align and come to fruition?

More details on D23 can be seen below. Information courtesy of Marvel.

 

Marvel Comics: Celebrating 60 Years of the Amazing Spider-Man

Saturday, September 10, 2–3 p.m. PT | Backlot stage
Celebrate sixty spectacular, sensational, web-slinging years of Spider-Man! From his humble debut in 1962’s AMAZING FANTASY #15, he wall-crawled his way to international super-stardom.  Now, join Executive Spider-Editor Nick Lowe and Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski as they team up to trace the comics history of the web-head across six decades—and BEYOND! Tantalizing trivia about the webbed wonder will be shared in this can’t-miss panel, so be sure to swing by! Fans attending will also receive a special exclusive giveaway (while supplies last)

Amazing Fantasy #1000 Signing with C.B. Cebulski, Nick Lowe, Zeb Wells, and Humberto Ramos

Saturday, September 10, 5:30–6:30 p.m. PT | Talent Central
Swing by Talent Central to meet Marvel’s Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski, Executive Spider-Editor Nick Lowe, Amazing Spider-Man writer Zeb Wells, and Amazing Spider-Man and Strange Academy artist Humberto Ramos for a signing opportunity!

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3, Episode 3 – Mining the Mind’s Mines Recap and Review

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Star Trek Lower Deck Mining the Mind's Mines Rutherford, Mariner, and Boimler with surprised and annoyed expressions on a rocky alien planet

Lower Decks leans into its own reputation

On an alien planet, a male scientist approaches a glowing green rock, and a beautiful woman, who the scientist recognizes as his seventh-grade teacher, appears in a revealing toga and showers him in praise—a fun reference to all the space temptresses from the original series. Naturally, it doesn’t end well for the scientist, as he’s transformed into stone. The “camera” then reveals a sinister-looking rock alien.

Is this the start of an episode full of confrontations and negotiations with a new hostile species? Of course not! This is Lower Decks! The USS Cerritos arrives at the planet, Jengus IV, not to broker peace between Federation scientists and the rock aliens (the Scrubble), but to clean up after a cooler ship (the USS Hood) has already sorted out the mess.

After going on a rant about how Federation scientists are a bunch of “weirdos” who always end up with stomachs full of eggs and stuff (poking fun at the countless space scientists who’ve wound up in alien trouble in Star Trek), Ransom tells Mariner, Boimler, and Rutherford to go down to the planet with his fanboy Stevens to meet up with the crew of another support ship, the USS Carlsbad, and dismantle the scientists’ outpost as per the peace agreement.

Upon arriving, our lower deckers introduce themselves to the three Carlsbad crew members, only to be met with some attitude. Apparently, the Cerritos has a reputation. While the Carlsbad crew takes apart the outpost, the Cerritos three clean up the “fantasy rocks” (those glowing things that cause tempting visions and then turn you into stone). Mariner, Boimler, and Rutherford assume that the others look down on the Cerritos for all the shenanigans they’ve gotten themselves into over the past two seasons. Determined to prove they’re not losers, they start racing to clean up the rocks to show off how efficient and effective they can be.

Mariner blushing and pointing to a sexy blue alien woman while Boimler and Rutherford look on

Naturally, the rocks reveal our characters’ fantasies, which are visible to all. First, engine enthusiast Rutherford sees famed engineer Leah Brahms asking to do some engineer-y stuff with him (NERD!!!). Then, try-hard Boimler sees an admiral claiming to need his expertise and offering promotion opportunities (TOOL!!!). But the most embarrassing vision comes for Mariner, who sees their Cerritos shipmate Jennifer in a sexy bikini and calls her “babe,” much to Boimler and Rutherford’s amusement.

Then Stevens accidentally knocks over the barrel containing the collected fantasy rocks, and all hell breaks loose. Nightmarish visions appear: clown-faced Klingons, a Borg serpent, etc. Stevens is turned to stone while the lower deckers of both the Cerritos and the Carlsbad make a run for it.

Tendi with an expression of uncertainty on board the Cerritos

Meanwhile, the ever-cheerful Tendi has started her senior science officer training on board the Cerritos, though to her disappointment, her mentor is Dr. Migleemo, the ship’s counselor who’s never done this before. While Tendi, who has studied ALL THE SCIENCE, begs for a test to prove her knowledge, Migleemo instead tells her that her most important job is to “be the voice of science” and has her attend the meeting where Captain Freeman and the captain of the Carlsbad will formalize the peace agreement between the Federation scientists and the Scrubble (the indigenous rock creatures).

Captain Freeman and Captain Maier glaring at each other in a meeting room

Freeman and the Carlsbad captain, Captain Maier, who is significantly younger, immediately start politely butting heads with passive-aggressive jabs at each others’ ages. Then the Scrubble representative presents a gift, a sacred rock, and the two captains start arguing over who should have it, with each trying to out-polite each other by saying the other should have it. As far as polite fights go, this one is pretty dramatic. Tendi tries to tell the captains about some odd readings from the rock but no one listens, so she timidly sneaks out.

On the planet, the Cerritos and Carlsbad lower deckers have escaped into a cave, which, naturally, blocks all signals. Outside, the nightmares rage on. While holed up, the Carlsbad crew confesses that they were only acting tough because the Cerritos crew are considered so cool—they were the ones who were intimidated. It’s been said before that while Lower Decks is ostensibly about unimportant Starfleet crew, our characters actually wind up in a lot of consequential adventures. The show leans into its own reputation with this scene, as apparently, the Cerritos has become famous among the lower-ranking crew of support ships. The moment is a bit Disney Channel in its quick and friendly resolution of a rivalry, but that’s pretty in keeping with the tone of the show.

Now that they’re all friends and ready to sing kumbaya, they just have to find a way to escape. They soon notice that the visions show not only nightmares, but random thoughts as well. After detecting a signal, they follow it to the back of the cave, where they discover a secret lair full of fantasy rocks… and also Federation science equipment. And this lair has been recording all of their thoughts, including private knowledge and classified Starfleet information…

Back on the Cerritos, after seeking advice from her old boss Dr. T’Ana, Tendi returns to the meeting room, where the two captains are still arguing over who should get the sacred rock. Fed up, she grabs and smashes the thing open, revealing a recording device. Turned out, the scientists and the Scrubble were in cahoots, staging the conflict to get Starfleet out there with a plan to plant a recording device in a captain’s office, gain classified information, and sell it on the black market. Boimler and Mariner show up to report what they found on the planet.

The representatives are both arrested to face a Federation tribunal, and everything’s wrapped up with a tidy bow as our crew, including the mysteriously-recovered Stevens, hangs out in the bar (the lack of explanation for Stevens’ recovery seems like a poke at Star Trek episodes where crew members are always transforming into stuff, then miraculously transforming back after some basic technobabble).

All in all, “Mining the Mind’s Mines” was another fun romp with the Cerritos crew, with a few more twists than usual and some tongue-in-cheek acknowledgments of the show’s own reputation, as well as the expected loving parodies of Treks past.

She-Hulk Episode 4 Review: Is This Not Real Magic?

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(L-R): Benedict Wong as Wong, Patty Guggenheim as Madisynn, and Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer "Jen" Walters/She-Hulk in Marvel Studios' She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

Welcome back to another week of super-powered legal hijinx! And, despite Jen’s assurances last week, more cameos! 

We open in a seedy theatre where Donny Blaze, a third-rate Criss Angel wannabe, is performing bad sleight of hand magic. The meager audience is bored. After all, in a world where eyeball monsters from parallel dimensions can portal in and wreak havoc, a guy with flash paper in his palms isn’t that exciting. Desperate to save his bombing act, he asks for a volunteer from the audience, and party girl Madisynn stumbles up to the stage. (As she helpfully explains, “Two Ns and a Y, but not where you think!”) Blaze takes out a sling ring from his pocket and creates a dimensional portal. The audience applauds as Madisynn gets zapped away through the “fire hole,” although it’s unclear if the applause is for the trick or for him getting rid of the party drunk. 

Cut to the Kamar-Taj, where Supreme Sorcerer Wong is catching up on The Sopranos, when a portal opens and Madisynn drops in carrying a human heart. After a moment of confusion, Wong asks if a cut-rate magician sent her here. No, she replies. The magician sent her to a fire dimension where she gave a goat six drops of her blood and then things got hazy and then she came here. After Madisynn spoils the ending of the Pine Barrens episode (Come on Wong, that episode is 15 years old), he vows to call his lawyer to put an end to Donny Blaze’s use of mystic artifacts. 

That lawyer, of course, is Jennifer Walters, the Sensational She-Hulk. She welcomes us, saying how we all look happy, you must have seen Wong. Everybody loves Wong! ‘It’s like getting Twitter armor for a week.” Look, I appreciate that this show has gotten an irrational amount of Twitter hate from the trolls (who were apoplectic about last week’s twerking scene), but I don’t know how much more mileage they can get out of constantly lampshading it. 

Mark Linn-Baker arrives, in full-on Dad mode, ready to beef up Jen’s security after last week’s attack. He also brought a shovel to dig some holes, no questions asked. And he’s just adorable, giving off maximum concerned Dad energy. Jen, naturally, tries to calm him down by reminding him she’s a Hulk, so she’ll be fine. Still, I have a feeling that the many security cameras he’s putting up will play a part in the weeks to come. 

Jen is setting up a profile on her Matcher dating app when Wong portals in. He’s furious that Donny Blaze, who got expelled from magic school at the Kamar-Taj for portaling in a keg party, is now using the mystic arts in his magic act. Jen says it should be easy enough to get him to stop. After all, he signed an NDA and a non-compete agreement, right? No, he just gave his word, and that’s all you need, right? Unfortunately, American courts work on contracts, and Blaze claims you can’t copyright magic. The judge, charmed by his crappy illusions, agrees and does not grant an injunction. (He brought a bunny rabbit to court! How can he be bad?)

After court, Jen works on her dating life. Matcher isn’t going too well for her so far. She goes on a date with a loser guy who has been banned from Winnipeg, considers himself a real New Yorker because he lived there for 14 months, checks his phone when Jen talks, and lets her pay for the drinks. Basically a walking compendium of bad date behaviors. Frustrated that Jennifer Walters and her corporate headshot aren’t getting enough nibbles, she creates a dating profile for She-Hulk. She takes some flirty selfies for her profile pic and immediately gets some interest. 

After weeding through some duds, like the dude asking her how much can she bench, she goes on a date with a hot doctor named Arthur. He’s nice and listens to her, and also did we mention hot? They get some fries to go and head back to Jen’s place where things are about to get very TV-14 when they get interrupted by Wong. 

It seems that Donny Blaze has made a mess of things. Audiences were getting bored with the “teleporting sorority girls through the ol’ Fire Hole” trick, so he tried something more advanced and -whoopsies- unleashed a whole bunch of flying demon babies which are now terrorizing the magic club. Wong needs She-Hulk to, uh, smash some demons while he closes the portal. This is a fun scene, with Jen stomping on demons that refuse to get squashed, while Wong magics them away. After the demons are dispatched, Blaze finally agrees to comply with the cease and desist order. Jen then gets portaled back to her date, landing right on top of him. She carries him off to the bedroom before the rating goes to TV-MA. 

The next day, a very happy Jen Walters is making breakfast in the kitchen when Arthur walks in. He’s a bit shocked, asking who she is. Jen explains that it’s just her, changed back to human form. He mumbles excuses and heads out, leaving Jen hurt. But, to be fair to him, it would be a shock to go to sleep with one person and wake up with someone else. 

A big part of the She-Hulk comics (at least in the popular Dan Stott run) is She-Hulk accepting the Jennifer Walters side of herself. Strong, sexy, powerful She-Hulk views Jennifer as mousy and weak, and many of the plots lean on her learning to use Jennifer’s traits. Here, it seems to be pushing in the opposite direction, with Jen increasingly relying on She-Hulk to get what she wants. It seems to be setting up a similar dynamic, where she has to learn to fully integrate her two sides 0 just like Cousin Bruce told her. 

The episode ends with Jen being served with papers. She’s being sued by Titania! (Remember Titania? She-Hulk’s nemesis that we saw for one scene three weeks ago?) The super-powered influencer has trademarked the name “She-Hulk” and is suing Jennifer for copyright infringement. (Ironic twist on the episode!)

So, a fun episode. They’re getting the right balance between comedy, action, and the courtroom. The fourth wall breaks feel more integrated and less like afterthoughts, bracketing each episode. The writing is a little sharper this week, even if there were a few too many “dating sux, amirite?” jokes. Still, I think it’s heading in the right direction. I look forward to Titania deposing Jen, and hopefully, that means we’ll see more of Mallory Book (since I assume that GLK&H isn’t going to let her defend herself.) 

Random Observations:

  • Jen’s phone chimes that she has no new Matcher dates. “Why is that an alert?”
  • The credits seem to imply that Wong finally sent Blaze to the mirror dimension as he was threatening. Good, it’ll give him time to work on his card-palming. 
  • The mid-credit scene shows Wong and Madisynn back in Kamar-Taj, binge-watching TV and Madisynn trying to broaden Wong’s alcohol horizons and promising him bottomless G&Ts. They’re a cute couple! Can’t wait to see drunken Madisynn wielding the Eye of Agamotto. I can imagine her tearing open the fanfic of time and space because she was wearing the same dress as someone else at a party so she went back in time to change. 

Rating 4 out of 5

All the Paramount+ Star Trek Shows Ranked

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Happy Star Trek Day, everyone! On this date 56 years ago – on Sept. 8th, 1966–the first regular season episode of Star Trek premiered at 8:30 PM on NBC. Audiences watching that night saw The Man Trap, all about shape-shifting salt vampires. They were also introduced to the crew of the USS Enterprise—Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, and Uhura—who would prove to be mainstays in the pop culture landscape. Even though the five-year mission of the USS Enterprise only made it to three on TV, the fandom has persevered. 

Now, after a total of 13 feature films, ten spin-off series, countless books, comics, and conventions, Star Trek is more popular than ever. There are currently five Star Trek shows in production, which is more Trek than there’s ever been at one time. This is largely due to the streaming service Paramount+ needing content to draw in subscribers, and what can I say? It worked on me. 

To celebrate, my fellow Trekkie and Workprint writer Mary Fan and I decided to rank all the current Paramount+ shows and debate who got it right. We are only doing the new shows, and not the movies or the prior series, because that way madness lies. 

VICTOR’S RANKINGS

1. Strange New Worlds 

2. Lower Decks 

3. Discovery

4. Prodigy 

5. Picard

MARY’S RANKINGS

  1. Lower Decks 
  2. Prodigy 
  3. Strange New Worlds 
  4. Discovery 
  5. Picard 

(I keep flipping between Prodigy and SNW)

Victor Catano: I may grow to like Prodigy more as the show goes on. I like that they aren’t telling us very much about where they are in the universe yet. I’ve only seen the first couple episodes.

Mary Fan: I was wondering how far you’d gotten lol. I was on the fence about Prodigy for the first few eps but then it really grew on me

At least we agree that Picard was a disappointment

VC: Alas, I had such high hopes for Picard

And funny, I was on the fence about Lower Decks for the first few episodes as well. I really did not like the pilot. Boimler and Mariner both rubbed me the wrong way. But because my Trekkie friends kept insisting that this show was great, I gave it a second chance and I’m glad I did. It found its groove and is consistently funny, with lots of in jokes and tweaks at the Federation’s protocols

Star Trek: Lower Decks

MF: Boimler and Mariner are ridiculous characters for sure, but what I love about Lower Decks is that at the end of the day, behind all the goofiness, it’s a show about friendship amid the absurdities of sci-fi space travel and shows a perspective we haven’t seen on Star Trek before—that of the low-ranking crew who keep the ship running.

VC: I agree, and they’ve gotten more confident in the humor as the show goes along, and confident that the audience will get all the jokes. (Like why it’s hilarious they got James Cromwell to come back to voice a Walt Disney version of Zefram Cochrane)

At the same time, that may be why I prefer Strange New Worlds overall. This is a direct prequel to the OG Trek, and it’s a perfect entry point for new fans. As we mentioned, there’s 56 years of Trek history and that can be daunting for newbies. (Our friend Karissa Laurel keeps hinting that she should get more into Star Trek, and I joked that she’d only need a spare 500 hours)

SNW has everything that you want in a Trek show: swashbuckling adventure, moral quandaries, fun concept episodes (Like the fairy tale Renaissance episode), and alien encounters. Plus Anson Mount’s incredible hair!

Look at that mane… (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds)

MF: I do love that Strange New Worlds went back to Trek’s roots, with its “alien of the week” format. And totally agree that it makes Trek accessible for new fans. As someone who has watched all 500 hours or whatever of Trek, it’s still tough to keep track sometimes! The reason it isn’t higher on my list is that I just love the animated shows so much. The TNG era is (unsurprisingly) my favorite kind of Trek, and Lower Decks feels the most TNG Trek-y, while SNW is more like the original series. And it’s so fun with its loving mockery of its own franchise. As for Prodigy, it’s taking the Star Trek universe in new directions, which is super exciting, and the animation is absolute perfection.

Star Trek: Prodigy

VC: Prodigy is the show I’ve seen the least of, but I like what I’ve seen. The characters are interesting, the premise is intriguing, and I like the mysteries being set up. (Why was the ship on the mining planet? Where in the galaxy are they?) This is a Nickelodeon co-production, so it skews very YA—maybe a little too much for my tastes. Still, I reserve the right to change my ranking once I get further into the season.

Personally, I grew up on the original Trek. Both my parents were Trek fans. (I remember them taking me to Star Trek: The Motion Picture in theatres when I was seven and all I  remember about that movie was getting a really good nap) And SNW feels the most like the old Trek to me, which is why I love it.

It will be interesting to see how they explain why the uniform changes to miniskirts. Do you think that’s Kirk’s first order as captain is to ban pants for ladies?

MF: Hah! I like to think Uhura started wearing a skirt because she liked it and set the trend for the rest of the ladies, who wanted to dress like the cool bridge officer.

VC: That’s the thing about prequel shows. There’s so much to retrofit. Take Discovery, a show I generally like. They made the choice to set it a few years before the first series, and the lead character was Spock’s foster sister, a human raised by Vulcans. Which of course raises the question, why has no one ever mentioned that the most iconic character in Trek has a sister? 

Star Trek: Discovery

And the technology! Most people accept that things look more high-tech than the original series because there’s been 50 years of advances in special effects and the new shows have an overall budget at least 10 times that of the old show. But then Discovery proposes a brand new faster than light form of travel—the spore drive—that was never mentioned once in Trek’s history!

And the reason given at the end of Season 2 as to why no one talks about Michael Burnham or the spore drive, it’s just a straight-up Simpsons meme.

The Judge in The Simpsons declaring “And no one will ever mention Discovery again under penalty of torture.”

But! I really like the characters—Tilly, Burnham, Saru, and especially Georgieu. Michelle Yeoh just relishes playing her villain so much.

MF: Oh, Discovery… So much promise, yet so many issues. I had the same thoughts about the technology and the retro-conning. They tried to explain it away at the end of Season 2 but even that felt like a bit of a stretch. The characters are pretty compelling, though I feel like they’re not always well used. I actually really loved the idea of Saru being captain with Michael as first officer, because that would give Michael more freedom to be a renegade while the responsible Saru kept the ship flying. Instead, they made Michael captain, without really showing her leadership qualities, while Saru kind of retreated? 

The plots have also been disappointing to me. I was so excited after Season 2 to see what they would do after blasting the crew into the future. Up until then, Voyager was the furthest we’d gone on screen, time-wise (now it’s Picard) But Season 3 and Season 4 kind of spin their wheels a lot then end with a bit of a whimper.

VC: I’m not all the way through season 3 yet, but I agree about the plots. Time travel is always a tricky thing to manage in a show, unless you’re just playing it for laughs. And “rogue AI tries to destroy everything” has been done in SF in general and Trek in particular a LOT.

Which brings us to Picard. Sigh…

Star Trek: Picard

MF: Oh, Picard, Picard, Picard. That’s a show relying far too much on nostalgia and the caliber of its actors. I love most of the characters, including the new ones (Raffi is the best!) but really drops the ball on plot. I was SO excited about all the things they teased in the first few eps and then they just… went nowhere.

VC: They could’ve just had Picard tending to his vineyard in France and having his old pals come and visit. I would’ve been fine with that.

I can get behind the thrust of the show—Picard is a symbol of the old federation, but they have changed and he’s a relic now. But the AI plot line is just bad. The payoff is basically “those Romulans you were trying to stop? They were right the whole time and Alison Pill’s character should be tried in the Hague”.

MF: Yes, pretty much! And of course the whole thing ends with “this gal just tried to destroy all organic life but it’s ok because she’s Data’s daughter and therefore special”. Meanwhile, they set up Elnor as this surrogate son for Picard and then had Picard totally ignore him in favor of said gal. Which could have been an interesting story but they didn’t handle it as a story at all.

I get really annoyed when you can tell that writers are being too precious with their characters—letting them get away with literal murder but “it’s ok because they’re our babies”. And Season 2 is worse! Season 1’s plot was poor, but at least it had a plot at all. The pop psychology in Season 2 was downright insulting. Mid-century Freudian BS. Felt like 1948’s The Snake Pit in that regard

VC: The highlight of Season 2 was Picard realizing that he’s in a dystopian timeline when his valet brings him his favorite drink—black coffee. No Earl Grey? THIS IS HELL! But I agree. This was a missed opportunity.

So anything else to add? I think we agree that Lower Decks and SNW are excellent additions to Trek, Discovery has its moments but is uneven, and Picard better have a damn good final season.

MF: Well, this has been fun! Of course, I feel like now we have to slot these shows into a wider ranking of all 56 years of Trek shows…

VC: Sure! And the movies! I mean, I’ve got a spare 500 hours.

Live long and prosper!

Resident Alien Season 2 Episode 13 Review: Harry, a Parent

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RESIDENT ALIEN -- "Harry, A Parent" Episode 213 -- Pictured: Sara Tomko as Asta Twelvetrees -- (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

I’ll just be honest. At first I wasn’t that impressed with the latest episode of Resident Alien, called Harry, a Parent. Last week’s blockbuster episode did almost everything perfectly, while this one starts with a slow burn intro and has less laughs overall. But after watching the last 5 minutes of this episode, I may have to revise my opinion. It’s not as big of a twist as last week’s, but it’s pretty darned fantastic, and features what I believe is a stellar cameo.

With that out of the way, let’s start at the beginning of Harry, a Parent. Despite the title, the episode doesn’t feature the alien baby at all. It’s more an analysis of what it means not only to be a biological parent, but to parent someone else. All that aside, it begins with a weird scene. A man comes home late at night, and walks through the door of his house only to hear sexual grunting. He then grabs an axe and walks in on his wife with some random lover. Moments before the husband can bring the axe down on the cuckolder, time suddenly freezes. And just like I had to, you’ll have to wait until the very end of the episode to understand why.

We then see what appears to be Harry in alien form on a couch, talking about his trauma in the Ice Wind Desert, and how he had to kill his siblings just to survive. In reality, this is just Harry daydreaming as he’s giving therapy to Mayor Ben, who surprisingly realizes he’s being ignored. In fact, if anything Ben is his most determined in this episode, but more on that later.

See, Harry is having a hard time. Not just in realizing he’s actually Goliath from an earlier period of time, but in the revelation that means the alien baby is his baby! And though Harry from season 1 might have cared little about such information, this Harry is learning to embrace his emotions. He tries his best to fight it, but he really is becoming, for lack of a better word, human.

Speaking of different species, the revelation of Harry being Goliath helps him and Asta narrow down the identity of the alien species. Apparently only two use portals (side note, I love the way Harry says portal in his language), one of which are the Grays, and the other are called Alpha Draconians. Harry quickly dismisses the former, since they care nothing about humans, and decides the shapeshifting reptilian Draconians are the culprit. Which then leads to him testing if Asta is one by shoving his finger up her nose. Apparently, Alpha Draconians have their pleasure center there. And yes, Harry does this to others in the episode, and it’s slapstick gold.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Harry, A Parent” Episode 213 — Pictured in this screengrab: (l-r) Corey Reynolds as Sheriff Mike Thompson, Elizabeth Bowen as Deputy Liv Baker — (Photo by: SYFY)

Liv and Mike don’t have a lot of screen time in the episode, but what is there was actually pretty touching. Liv makes a big effort to convince Mike to stay, offering him a Patience snow globe in the hopes he’ll change his mind. He counters it by saying she should be happy, since without him there, she could be sheriff. Later on, Mike’s dad chimes in, agreeing with Liv that Mike should explore his feelings for Torres. But Mike is stubborn, and it might take an act of god for him to see sense. In their last interaction, Mike and Liv genuinely bond over the loss of his mother years ago, and I got some renewed hope Mike will finally stop being afraid of happiness and realize how fortunate he is to have a deputy like Liv.

Harry, a Parent is much more about D’Arcy’s woes. At first it looks like things are going well, with her and boyfriend Elliot on a morning run. Then she gets touchy when Elliot tries to help her treat her knee pain, and she pushes him away. Later on, it’s quickly revealed D’Arcy has a pain medication addiction, and she’s going through pills way too fast. Lucky for her, she knows Harry’s weakness is food, and she bribes him with churros to get what she wants.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Harry, A Parent” Episode 213 — Pictured in this screengrab: Alice Wetterlund as D’Arcy Bloom — (Photo by: SYFY)

When the competition is finally happening, D’Arcy needs more treatment, and essentially forces Harry to give it to her, with him commenting he hopes the shot will change her back to nice D’Arcy. Despite all that, she manages to qualify for first place in her competition, and gets a glorious welcome from her fan club. I just wonder how long until her new addiction starts to really harm the fiery redhead.

There’s also a side story between Ben and Kate. She finally is trying to convince him to give up on the resort, and he refuses, creating a lot of friction. While I want to give him props for standing up for himself, he’s such a useless man child that it’s difficult. Ultimately I think Kate will win him over, but it’s amazing any woman has put up with Ben for so long.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Harry, A Parent” Episode 213 — Pictured: (l-r) Sara Tomko as Asta Twelvetrees, Alan Tudyk as Harry Vanderspeigle — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

The other side story involves Asta discovering her dad knew where her birth mother might have been and keeping it from her. On the way to D’Arcy’s competition she investigates the last known address and discovers her birth mom still lives there. Unfortunately, she’s a selfish bitch, and seemingly cares nothing about the baby she gave up. On the plus side, Harry and Asta bond over childish descriptions of her.

The real thrust of the episode happens after Harry makes a crop circle during the trip to the competition. It’s basically the alien equivalent of a middle finger, and he’s sure it will get the Draconians’ attention. And he’s half right. He does get the attention of an alien species, it’s just not that species.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “Harry, A Parent” Episode 213 — Pictured: (l-r) Sara Tomko as Asta Twelvetrees, Alan Tudyk as Harry Vanderspeigle, Alice Wetterlund as D’Arcy Bloom — (Photo by: Eric Milner/SYFY)

This causes the time freeze, not only for the random husband, but for Harry, Asta and D’Arcy in a jeep. Only Harry is unaffected, and he walks out to find a UFO hovering over the car. Out pops none other than a Gray, who I’m pretty sure was voiced by George Takei. He gives Harry a warning—stay out of Gray business, or those you love will be killed.

That ending really made the entire episode. It’ll be interesting to see how Harry deals with this latest revelation, and whether this means there’s actually three alien species on Earth now. Because I’m pretty sure there’s at least one Alpha Draconian on the planet, played by the wonderful Enver Gjokaj. Stay tuned for The Workprint’s ongoing coverage of season 2!

What We Do In The Shadows Season 4 Finale: Sunrise, Sunset

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What We Do in the Shadows Season 4 Finale

Change is inevitable. If you’re a teenager, it’s enviable but at times execrable.

To be thirty, flirty, and thriving would be a veritable dream! At least according to the gospel of Jenna Rink.

This isn’t a rom-com, however. This is life… with the undead.

Welcome to the finale of the fourth season of What We Do In The Shadows (FX) titled “Sunrise, Sunset”.


What We Do in the Shadows Season 4 Finale – Recap

We open in on Laszlo (Matt Berry) lamenting that Baby Colin (Mark Proksch) is now a boy. A very, tempestuous and surly boy. He only wants to listen to heavy metal and brood upon his bed.

Poor, poor Laszlo. He wants to make it as it once was. With them going to the zoo, and not even reading Are You There God, It’s me, Margaret can help the poor lad from ever evolving. It’s every parent’s worst nightmare- your baby has grown up.

Even pillow fights send Colin into a blubbering tizzy. So what is he?

Guillermo (Harvey Guillen) knows he’s ‘twixt two worlds, and though try as he might teach him sports, it’s a zero-sum game.

The only thing he truly loves to do is leave hate marks where the love used to be on the wall.

Even Lazzie’s lovely rendition of ‘Sunrise, Sunset’ couldn’t stanch the pain of what he and Baby Colin went through. All the joys, all the rehearsals, all of the good times that were had.

With the Nightclub, Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and The Guide (Kristen Schaal) have nowhere to go without their star performer.

Vampire freestyle rap battles a night won’t go swimmingly unless you’re speaking in blood and don’t even get me started on the improv night. Don’t vamps know ‘yes and?’

Lazlo’s original songs aren’t landing on the crowd. Maybe it’s time to hang his hat (which is now no longer has) up.

Nadja’s still funneling a bit of money for momma, so that’s the spirit (outside of her wraiths).

Though bachelorette parties and haunted house nights were a fail, they’ve come to succumb to children’s nights with laser tag.

How far have the mighty fallen?

At the Vampire Residence, both Guillermo (Harvey Guillen) and Lazz are exasperated at the rate Baby Colin has been growing, having both raised him.

Nandor (Kayvan Novak) thinks he’s a solution by speaking to them in their own language, as he commanded his soldiers once… a lingua franca, if you will. He is committed to remedying the situation, but is blind to the fact Colin is a fucking teen!

He takes the truth of treating anybody older with a shifty eye and a salty word. We’ve all been there.

In the Club, The Guide introduces Nadja to P.T. Barnum. Basically, the one who created entertainment. This is a little secret that the club harbors. They have the power of witchcraft.

They can summon the brightest minds at their will.

The rub? It can last for but 24 hours and at that point, they better make this a fucking thing for the ages!

First soul? Scott Joplin (Sam Asante)! Wonderful, beautiful pick for an ENTERTAINER.

Speaking of which, at the Residence, Seanie (Anthony Atamanuik) is trying to figure out why Guillermo and Laszlo are at odds with Colin’s ever-growing soul.

Colin is a shotgun with questions. Why is he growing at such an alarming rate? These are all things we sometimes ask in puberty, but now, he’s nearly a fully grown man, thinking like a teenager. It seems as though his growth spurt is faster than his brain could catch up to.

As the arbiter of all, Sean tries to resolve the matter by pitting Laszlo and Colin to fisticuffs, but before that plan can come to fruition, Colin’s already mentally matured, apologizing for his iniquities. I’ve been there. Lashing out and apologizing is a part of growing up!

The thing is that he’s feeding on them, both Gizmo and Laszlo. Their anger is the breaking point for what his guardian should have seen a mile coming. He’s actually coming into his own, and poor Laszlo has to break his own heart telling him the news.

At the Nightclub, Nadja has a hardon for simply getting the most brilliant minds to do a sit-down convo AKA a panel to get butts in those seas. Ugh. What betters way to entertain others than talking about oneself? I know, I should talk.

With the “Talk History With Nadja” symposium, Tchaikovsky, Muraski Shakibu and da Vinci are ALL GREAT GUESTS.

They only speak in their native tongue though, which Nadja cannot understand, so consider this rabbit in the hat dead.

In the house, the news is broken to Colin by his own champion, Laszlo. He’s an energy vampire. He will always be an energy vampire and will not be anything but. Colin thinks it sucks, but yet again, he sucks for a living.

What We Do in the Shadows Season 4 Finale

Guillermo cleans up for one last time. His love has been lost to… well, his love. Nandor took that away and with Marwa gone, what is there left?

What is a bird to do without a proper nest? Fly Robin, Fly.

In his last-ditch attempt at trying to mesh with Nandor, he realizes that his Master is fine staying the same, but the bags were already packed.

In Colin’s room, now bereft of sewage and looking like a late nineties metal-core video, he blares the tunes and angrily smashes holes in the walls, as he wont to do in his earlier years.

Things aren’t looking great at the Club as Mahatma Gandhi shills for juicy steaks from Blue Apron to up their revenue for better views, Che Guevera looks on in consternation as Hemingway tries to wrest the copy to may it ‘leaner’.

“Blue Apron, you can’t get any leaner than Baby Shoes, Never Worn!” Now they have me doing it!

The rubs on that stake were that they were depending on listeners and they didn’t do so well.

In fact, it was in the red, which as a vampire, you would love to hear, but in this case of a podcaster, you don’t.

Nadja sent the wraiths packing to Orlando and The Guide to go back to the house. This was never going to be a pretty divorce.

Setting fire to your baby is one thing but if it can rise from the ashes, like a Phoenix, sure.

What if that firey majestic thing doesn’t rise again? Then, it’s just… failure. Sometimes fate is yourself reinventing.

In the house, Colin’s hammering out his emotions struck… something? It’s an ammo case, therein containing a singular cell of a film along with a letter.

With his oddly National Treasure mind, he is able, while Nadja’s blowing up her own bar.

There are only but two things he can do when finding out who his true self is. Bust those walls… and bust those walls!

This leads to an entire library of what may be beholden to the vampires… but why?

The fact that the Nightclub actually wasn’t blown up but rather their safe was maybe a blessing in disguise.

The blood sprinklers actually did their duty in a time of need. Just in a time of her need when Nadja wanted to keep the patrons thirsty for more.

While Colin’s hair continues to flick off of his big fluffy 90s era grunge period cut, he learns more and more about his journey.. and then he finds the glasses. Those glasses. His glasses.

I mean I guess it’s like a reverse Superman?

Once the house rallies around what insurance means, proper Colin Robinson joins into the chat. With his ole’ boring aphorisms and punchy yet staunchly digs at his housemates.

All are amazed at how someone so little from the first of this episode, despite and in spite of all of Laszlo’s feeding him culture could still end up like… the Colin we all know and love.

The tragedy is that regular Colin Robinson knows not a lick of the good and jolly times with Laszlo, his surrogate parent for much of the season. It’s like he never existed. Hey, at least we have the memories! Oh, wait.

There is a bonus on this sad note… in true Colin fashion, he’s been noting the receipts on them, and in his estimation, they have enough funds to fix the fucking house!

On a sad note, Colin doesn’t really know Laszlo from a hole in the wall he punched through.

Sunrise, sunset.

This becomes true for Guillermo, who is now committed. Nobody has acceded to him. He has all the receipts and is willing to rip them up.

Derek (Chris Sandiford) can help that out.

He doesn’t want to be in a loop of perpetual servitude so he resorts to something major. Getting the fuck out.

Hemostasis… and why not?

Overall, the season actually was pretty sweet. It kept ramping up the stakes (hisss) but it keeps things really tight and fresh with no sense of where to go.

The one thing I expected from the directors and the writers’ room was them keeping us on our heels, our heckles up, and our minds scrambled, and they were.

Nadja, DON’T. Don’t.

What We Do in the Shadows has been renewed for seasons 5 and 6.

Marvel Announces The Stormbreakers Class of 2023

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It’s kind of like the X-Men, in that it’s a collective generation of a ragtag group of misfits, except instead of having killer superhuman abilities, the class is simply great at drawing… And coloring… and overall, just making fantastic art.

Marvel’s Stormbreakers originally launched in 2020. The program is focused on the next generation of talent at Marvel comics, in what’s more or less, an iteration of their original young guns program.

This year’s range of talent and what they were known for

What’s unique about Stormbreakers is that for two years, this pool of trackable talent from all across the world will get to showcase their artistic skills for Marvel comics. These creators were selected for not only their abilities but for their many accolades and accomplishments in the industry.

This upcoming year will see an entirely new class. We’ve got details on each participant, courtesy of Marvel, listed below:

 

MARVEL’S STORMBREAKERS CLASS OF 2023

  • Elena Casagrande (Black Widow): At a young age, Elena followed her passion for drawing and enrolled at the International School of Comics in Rome. While in school, she worked with IDW Publishing on comics like Star Trek and X-Files. Now, her work for Marvel includes drawing Spider-Man (Marvel Heartbreakers – A Chemical Romance, Ultimate Spider-Man #157), Magik (variant cover New Mutant #4), Spitfire (Women of Marvel), and Red Hulk (Hulk). Most recently, she was also the artist of the new Black Widow series, which won the 2021 Eisner Award for Best New Series.
  • Nic Klein (Thor)Nic is a German comic book artist who has worked on such titles as Captain America, Winter Soldier, and Deadpool. For Image Comics he co-created Viking, Dancer, and Drifter. He is currently working on the new Thor run.
  • Jan Bazaldúa (Legion of X): Jan started her career as assistant of Sixto Valencia, one of the most prominent comic book artists in Mexico. For over two decades, she worked in almost every genre in Mexican comic books including action, comedy, horror, western, detective, romance, and wrestling stories, pencilling over 3,000 covers. Jan brought her hyperkinetic art style to Spider-Man for a star-marking run as the young Miles Morales took on the all-new Sinister Six in Spider-Man #234-239. She burnished her reputation with titles including Mr. and Mrs. X and Loki, and her fast-growing list of Marvel credits now includes X-Force, Winter Guard, and a trip to the far-off galaxy of Star Wars.
  • Chris Allen (Miles Morales): Chris made his Marvel Comics debut illustrating the movie tie-in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Prelude, followed by Marvel’s Ant-Man and the Wasp Prelude. The Texas-based artist has been steadily building reputation by taking on one-shots including Heroes Reborn: American Knights and Spider-Man: Reptilian Rage, as well as contribute to Marvel’s Voices: Legacy. He later graduated to his first Marvel ongoing series, Miles Morales: Spider-Man. Elsewhere, Chris has demonstrated his artistic range, illustrating dark titles including Tomb of Horror, as well as the colorful adventures of such iconic characters as Sonic the Hedgehog and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  • Martin Coccolo (Deadpool): Born in Colonia, Uruguay, Martin developed an interest in art and comics very early on in life. After years of being an art assistant, he decided to pursue a career in the comics Industry. Starting with small, independent publishers, he forged a path that would eventually lead him to work for APE Entertainment’s “Helldorado,” a work which landed him a nomination for the Russ Manning Most Promising Newcomer Award. He then went on to work on IDW’s Magic: The Gathering series for many issues before being recruited by DC Entertainment. After many projects for a variety of publishers, he started working for Marvel in 2021, and continues to do so to this day.
  • Lucas Werneck (Immortal X-Men): Lucas is a Brazilian comic book artist and illustrator. He began working in the comics industry in 2019 and has since worked for major publishers such as Marvel Comics, Boom Studios, and DC Comics. He has already worked on several titles such as Captain America, Trial of Magneto, and Fantastic Four, and is currently working on Immortal X-Men.
  • C.F. Villa (X-Men): C.F. is a concept artist and illustrator born in Hermosillo, Sonora, México with 12 years of experience working in film, animation, and more recently the comic book industry. Being a 90’s comics consumer, he grew up being influenced by artists such as Humberto Ramos, Joe Madureira, Jim Lee, Marc Silvestri, as well as many manga artists and European masters of illustration.  In 2018, his work at Marvel began with his first two miniseries, Lockjaw and Shatterstar. He has also been featured in various X-Men titles, and in 2021, wrapped his run on the Black Cat series.
  • Federico Vicentini (X Deaths of Wolverine): Italian artist Federico is a fast-rising star, having proved his flair for drawing web-slinging action with a pair of wall-crawlers on Amazing Spider-Man and Absolute Carnage: Miles Morales. Federico illustrated the Falcon & Winter Soldier team-up comic book series before turning his attention to another high-profile Marvel character in X Deaths of Wolverine, and then the ongoing Wolverine title. Increasingly in demand, Federico contributed to Marvel’s Heroes Reborn event and made his mark on another Marvel epic, tackling the A.X.E. Avengers one-shot.

 

 

Luke Cage’s 50th anniversary is getting the J. Scott Campbell cover treatment!

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Marvel Comics heroes have been hitting their big anniversaries all this year. With major shout-outs to Thor, Hulk, Spider-Man, and Ant-Man in 2022 alone. But with great anniversaries comes great art, and guess who’s been helping them celebrate all this time,  with their astounding variant covers again and again?

Iconic artist J. Scott Campbell, that’s who!

Now it’s Luke Cage’s turn to get an anniversary cover. While the amazing Power Man has fought alongside the Heroes for Hire and the Avengers, he’s not above defending the streets of his home sweet home alone either. Campbell’s Daredevil #4 cover, dropping this October 12th, shows Luke in his Power Man get-up. Available in both a retro version and as a virgin cover.

“It’s a thrill and an honor to create cover art celebrating the anniversary of characters that have become so iconic and ingrained in our culture,” Campbell said in a Marvel press release. “I really wanted to make images that would have a visual bridge from the pulpy 4 color origins of these monumental heroes to the modern-day slick coloring and production we are now all familiar with.”

Devil’s Reign threw a lot of readers by surprise. Not the least of which, was Luke Cage’s biggest triumphs as New York City’s newest Mayor-elect! This time, Luke Cage will have his hands full. Fans can follow his adventures in the pages of Marvel titles like Chip Zdarsky and Marco Checchetto’s Daredevil and Jim Zub and Sean Izaakse’s Thunderbolts.

Check out these covers now and be on the lookout because more J. Scott Campbell Anniversary Covers are coming!

‘House of the Dragon’ Episode 3 Recap – Second of his Name

 

House of the Dragon
Season 1, Episode 3: “Second of His Name”
Air Date: 9/4/2022

It has been three years since last week (Feels like I’ve written that sentence a lot in the Covid times). The war against the Crab Feeders and the Triarchy is going poorly. Corlys and Daemon are at a stalemate with Prince Drahar (The head Crab Feeder gets a name! I’m sure he’ll be a good recurring villain now!), just as the pirates sank some ships and tortured some prisoners. Right in time for Daemon and Caraxes to arrive and burn everything to the ground.

While this is a visually stunning sequence, those pesky pirates figured out a weakness to the plan: caves. A network of cliffside caves, where the flame can’t reach them. Their archers pop out to send volleys of flaming arrows at Daemon until he has to fly away. 

This has paralyzed the shipping lanes, creating havoc. But back in King’s Landing, King Viserys doesn’t seem to care. After all, it’s his son Aegon’s Name Day! Who has time to worry about pirates when the golden-haired boy that you had with your teenage bride is turning two? Viserys waves away anyone who tries to talk business with him. After all, they started the war three years ago against his wishes, so what’s three more days? They have a hunt to go on!

A Game of Feasts

Viserys has now entered the Robert Baratheon phase of his reign. Lots of wine and hunting and ignoring what’s going on in the kingdom. He’s very keen on this hunt as a family bonding experience, since Rhaenyra has been rather standoffish since he married and impregnated her best friend. (Gee, can’t imagine why! Really, that girl is just SO unreasonable!)

Rhaenyra is in full passive-aggressive sullen teen mode here. She is sitting under her favorite tree, treating her bard like an iPod mashing that repeat button to her favorite sad song over-and-over again. When the extremely pregnant Alicent comes to get her to go on the hunt, she refers to her as “my Queen.” Truly, Rhaenyra would rather stay home and read than get stuck on a three-day road trip with her family (relatable), but Alicent is insistent. The King really wants them all to go! Rhaenyra snottily asks if that’s a Royal Command. It is, and so she heads off to the carriage. 

The hunt in the Kingswood is really more like a small festival. There are Bonfires and  Luxurious banquet tents like you’d see at a destination wedding! Along with being an ineffectual drunkard, Viserys is inventing glamping. His game wardens report the sighting of a white stag, which is an excellent sign for Prince Aegon’s Name Day. (Before dragons, the stag was the symbol of royalty). Before the hunt, there is some serious business to attend to. Namely, drinking wine and marrying off Rhaenyra. 

This Is The Age of Old Maid’s?

Yes, Princess Rhaenyra is nearing old maid territory at 17, and Viserys has been fielding marriage proposals from all across the kingdom. When she ducks out of the banquet tent to avoid the catty gossips of the ladies of the realm, she gets macked on by Ser Jason Lannister. (Hey! I recognize that name! <DiCaprioPointing.gif>) Jason Lannister is a handsome dudebro who tries to be charming but just comes off slimy. He brags that he has the resources to build a dragon pit at Casterly Rock, which he would gladly do for his Queen…or his wife. (Wink, wink.) 

Rhaenyra is, of course, appalled. She gets into a screaming match with her father in front of all the assembled royalty. Viserys, angrily replies that he had to get remarried, he was engaged to Aemma at 17, and there is no way Rhaenyra is going to escape the customs of the realm. Rhaenyra storms off and rides into the woods, hastily pursued by Ser Christon to keep her safe. 

After she leaves, Viserys gets a whole earful of advice from his court about who the princess should marry. Lyonel Strong, Master of Laws, suggests Corlys Valeryon’s son, Laenor, for all the same reasons he suggested the King marry the tween princess Laena. (Repairing the rift between the houses, etc.) Otto Hightower suggests she marry her two-year-old half-brother and honestly, Otto, WTF is wrong with you? I will give Viserys this much. He may be a drunken and dithering leader, but at least he draws the line at child marriage. 

It’s now time for the Great Hunt, and I mean hunt in the most technical definition of the term. The king’s men have tracked down a stag, tied it up, and are now patiently waiting for the king to come and kill it. (This is more like the quail hunts Dick Cheney used to go on, where penned quail are released right in front of the hunters and he still managed to shoot his friend in the face.) They couldn’t find the white stag, but they still managed to find a big one for the king to “hunt.” (Omens, what are those, amirite?)  The ominous music leading up to this had me convinced the stag was going to break free and gore the king, but instead, Viserys just stabs him in the wrong spot and has to do it again to stop the anguished squealing. 

The white stag is spotted, though, by Rhaenyra and Christon. After a night spent in the woods, where a wild boar attacked them and was slain by Christon (with a stabby rage assist from Rhaenyra), they spot the white stag while watching the sunrise on a ridge. Christon moves to kill it, but Rhaenyra stops him, allowing the stag to go back in the woods. 

After a return to King’s Landing, Otto wants his daughter to get Viserys to name his grandson heir to the throne. The boy would unite the kingdoms instead of dividing them like that stoopid girl, Rhaenyra, would. Alicent is reluctant, saying what message would that send to Aegon if he just robs his sister like that? Otto insists that Aegon is the one being robbed if Rhaenyra “steps over” him. Otto, you are rapidly eclipsing Viserys in the “Who’s the Worst?” sweepstakes. 

Corly’s is losing the war.

Alicent does go to the king, but rather than discuss heirs, they talk about Rhaenyra’s marriage prospects. Viserys is frustrated, but Alicent says the Princess will get married, but she needs to think it’s her idea. She sees a letter from Vaemond Velaryon, Corlys’ brother, asking for aid in their losing war. The king is reluctant to help, since he told them not to get into a war with the Free Cities and they did it anyway and now they’re running to him for help. Alicent asks him, putting aside his feelings about his brother, would the realm be better off with the Crab Feeder controlling the shipping lanes or without? (Well, when you put it like that.)

Back at the Step Stones, House Velaryon is running out of provisions and ships and won’t be able to grind it out much longer. They need help from the King, who hasn’t yet responded to their entreaties. As Daemon and Caraxes land, back from another strafing run, they get the idea for a last-ditch attack. They’ll send someone in to surrender which will draw them out of the caves, and then they’ll ambush them. The only question: who gets to be the sacrificial bait? 

Look, I don’t pretend to be an expert in medieval battle tactics or anything, but I don’t think that “draw the enemy out if the cave he is hiding in” should’ve taken you three years to figure out. But, sure, give it a whirl. 

At this time, the King’s messenger arrives with the good news of reinforcements. Ten ships and 2,000 troops are on the way. Rather than make Daemon happy, it enrages him. If they win because King Viserys sends troops, then Viserys will get the credit for cleaning up Daemon’s mess. He bludgeons the messenger with his helmet until the other generals pull him off. 

So, true to Viserys’ words that Daemon would rather die than ask for help, he goes off to the Crab Feeder’s harbor. After crossing through many destroyed ships and countless corpses that were staked out for the crabs, he waves the white flag, bending the knee, and offering his sword. The archers stand on the cliff face, arrows nocked, ready to fire on Daemon. (And kudos to Matt Smith for this episode. He doesn’t have a word of dialogue this week, but his facial acting is superb.) 

And as the first of the pirates reach him, the ambush starts! A dragon flies in to save Daemon! Is it Caraxes? No, it’s a white dragon I haven’t seen before. Troops charge over the beach to take the fight to the pirates! And I have to say, the battle choreography is a little confusing. There’s a whole row of archers, and no one saw troop movements or a dragon flying in on a clear, sunny day? No one thought that the surrender might be a ruse? They didn’t run back into the caves at the first sign of a dragon. (Also I had no idea who was flying the dragon.

After hunting through the internet, I believe it is Corlys’ son, Laenor. But it’s never actually said in the episode.) The only one who runs back into the caves is the leader, Drahar. Daemon chases after him, and drags out his torso, with intestines trailing behind him. (GAME OF THRONES, BABY!) So, I guess we aren’t having Drahar as a cool recurring villain after all, huh? Why even bother to give him a name?

And this is the problem with setting each episode months or years apart. Sure, the Crab Feeders have been terrorizing the coast for years in the show, but it’s reduced to 10 minutes of screen time here. Sure, Drahar looks scary and cool, but he gets no motive or backstory and he’s dead only three episodes in. Why was he fighting? We got told some of his assumed motives but never confirmed anything.

War, What is it Gods, for?

The war is going badly for Corlys and Daemon, but we’re only really told that. We’ve only seen one battle that ended in a stalemate. But we sure did get a lot of stag hunting! I realize that even HBO has its budget limits, but it would’ve been more interesting to see more pirate-dragon fighting over a couple of episodes than drunken Viserys arguing with his daughter about marriage multiple times this week. 

I like the behind-the-scenes maneuvering, as much as anyone, but a lot of it is retreads this week. Otto doesn’t want Rhaenyra as heir. Rhaenyra is mad at her father. Viserys is ineffective. We get it. You are going to make me miss the sexposition scenes pretty soon. 

Next week promises to be all about the fight for the line of succession. Should it be war hero, Daemon? The chosen heir Rhaenyra? Or baby Aegon? Expect a lot of council meetings!

Episode Rating: 3 out of 5

Line of the Week:

Soldier getting eaten by crabs: “My Prince!”

Daemon arrives with Caraxes.

STOMP.

 

A Preview of Next Week’s Episode

Marvel First Look – Miracleman #0

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Miracleman makes his epic return to Marvel comics next month in the giant-sized one-shot, Miracleman #0! Creators Neil Gaiman and Mark Buckingham make a return to this very beloved and rare collectible series, with a prelude story set in #0 for their upcoming comics run.

That’s not all. Issue #0 will also feature new work by Eisner Award-winning artist Ty Templeton, who crafts a heartfelt piece looking at Miracleman’s impact around him in a series of comic strips. On top of this, there will also feature new stories by Jason Aaron, and Mike Carey, along with artwork by Ryan Stegman.

A preview page of the Gaiman and Buckingham run.

Retailers only have until today to get their pre-orders in, and should, given the rarity of Neil Gaiman’s original run. With Mircaleman being Neil Gaiman’s first foray into the comics industry Pre-Sandman.

Below, are some other beloved elements and plotlines in this upcoming story:

Young Miracleman faces off against classic Miracleman villain Big Ben in an action-packed story written and drawn by Marvel superstar Ryan Stegman.

 

Mike Carey and Paul Davidson introduce a new Warpsmith and explore how dangerous Miracleman’s god-like abilities can be in a riveting outer space adventure!

 

Peach Momoko reveals the deadly price of Kimota’s power in a spellbinding—and terrifying—journey into the unknown!

 

Miracleman meets his maker in an explosive and thought-provoking story by Jason Aaron and Leinil Francis Yu.

Miracleman #0 will serve as a lead-up to Miracleman: The Silver Age #1, available October 19th. The series will complete Gaiman and Buckingham’s original run in a recreation that’ll finally see their uncompleted arc finally finished.

Below, Marvel comics has shared all the variant covers for issue #0.

 

MIRACLEMAN #0

Written by NEIL GAIMAN, MARK BUCKINGHAM, RYAN STEGMAN, MIKE CAREY, PEACH MOMOKO & JASON AARON. Art by MARK BUCKINGHAM, RYAN STEGMAN, TY TEMPLETON, PAUL DAVIDSON, PEACH MOMOKO & LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Cover by ALAN DAVIS & ALEJANDRO SÁNCHEZ – 75960620402100111

Variant Cover by PEACH MOMOKO – 75960620402100121

Variant Cover by TERRY DODSON & RACHEL DODSON – 75960620402100131

Variant Cover by SKOTTIE YOUNG – 75960620402100141

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 2: The Least Dangerous Game Recap and Review

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The lower deckers play a Klingon role-playing game
The lower deckers play a Klingon role-playing game

The second episode of Lower Decks brings the fun by mixing up its crew

This week’s episode, “The Least Dangerous Game,” opens with our four favorite lower deckers engaging in a Klingon role-playing game with a virtual Martok as the dungeon master. But the fun is soon interrupted when rules-breaking Ensign Mariner, now on a tight leash after her fed-up captain and mom turned her over to Commander Ransom in hopes of straightening her out, is summoned for a new mission. Then Tendi tells the others that their former crewmate Vendome, who just last season was a fellow lower decker, has been promoted to captain of the USS Inglewood. Which of course frustrates the famously over enthusiastic try-hard Boimler, whose repeated brown-nosing and attempts to get promoted have led nowhere.

Tendi suggests that Boimler step out of his comfort zone and start saying yes to more things, which could lead to more opportunity. Meanwhile, Rutherford and Mariner, along with their bosses Billups and Ransom, go to help the Dulainians, a health-and-wellness-obsessed alien culture, repair a space elevator (or “orbital lift”). It was fun seeing Lower Decks mix up its usual pairings of Mariner / Boimler and Tendi / Rutherford, a pattern that was called out by the show itself in Season 2. To further mess with the formula, Ransom decides that he and Mariner, from the command division, are going to take on the task of repairing the elevator while the engineers, Phillips and Rutherford, go down to greet the locals, over Mariner’s protests.

So now we have the usually over cautious Boimler saying “yes” to all kinds of wacky things, from a violent ball game to a dirge choir to art modeling. And at first, it seems to go well. He manages to impress Shaxs, the security chief, with his high-pitched scream (very useful for a dirge choir) and get over his fear of the creepy Chief Lundy. Proudly declaring himself to be “bold Boimler,” he announces that he will say “yes” to the next thing he’s asked to do, no matter what it is.

K'ranch, a large alien with glowing red eyes and spikes on his shoulders
Who wouldn’t want to be prey with this guy?

Well, we all knew how that was going to go… of course, the next request to come Boimler’s way is one that seems, even to the always-optimistic Tendi, to be a terrible idea. The very large, very scary alien K’ranch, stranded on the USS Ceritos while the space elevator is being repaired, has an urgent need to hunt to satisfy his instincts and needs someone to volunteer as prey. That someone is, naturally, the newly emboldened Boimler, who assumes “hunt” is some kind of metaphor. Upon learning that this is a real hunt with real weapons, the hapless ensign takes off screaming.

Meanwhile, Mariner is grousing about having to do the engineers’ jobs with fitness buff Ransom while the engineers are down on a paradise planet full of sexy aliens in skimpy outfits—a cheeky reference to the many scantily clad cultures of the original series. And like in the original series, these randomly underdressed aliens also have confusing cultures that result in the crew getting in trouble.

Billups and Rutherford, ever the bumbling engineers, soon go from sipping drinks on the beach to running for their lives after failing to bare their stomachs in a sacred space. Despite their pleas for help, Ransom insists that they can handle it and tells Mariner she has to trust her commanding officer, even after Billups is offered up for sacrifice. Finally, Mariner can’t take it anymore and throws on a skydiving suit so she can race down to the surface to save the day.

She’s a good way down when she gets a call from Ransom admitting that he was wrong, both about the situation and about her, since he thought she’d be incapable of not breaking the rules. The rules that she’s in the middle of breaking. Mariner sheepishly pretends she’s still on board and stops her descent, then makes the exhausting climb all the way back to the top to meet Ransom… only to have to dive back down with him. Once on the surface, Ransom impresses the wellness-obsessed locals with his buff dudebro physique and smooths things over.

Back on the Cerritos, Boimler flees K’ranch and begs Captain Freeman for help. Freeman casually dismisses him, saying she had a lovely brunch with K’ranch, and leaves Boimler to go running and screaming down the hallways. Boimler winds up back in the room where he and the others had been gaming and hears a pep talk from the virtual Martok program. Inspired by the bad-ass Klingon, Boimler decides to stop being hunted by becoming the hunter, strapping on a weapon and smudging his face with random face paint. He marches up to K’ranch and declares his intentions, only to immediately receive a spear to the shoulder. Having triumphed, K’ranch bears down and… takes a photo. Turns out, K’ranch’s culture believes in “catch and release.” Impressed with Boimler’s performance as prey, K’ranch promises to put in a good word with the captain.

What makes Lower Decks so much fun is that while it’s full of in-jokes for longtime Trekkies, its sheer ridiculousness makes it accessible even for casual fans. “The Least Dangerous Game” pokes fun at many tropes of sci-fi, many of which became tropes because of the original Star Trek, yet remains Trek to the core with its themes of cultural tolerance (even Goop-y aliens that worship ads deserve respect!).

She-Hulk Episode 3 Review: The People vs. Emil Blonsky

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She-Hulk Episode 3

Good day, true believers! Victor here, tagging in for Josh Speer while he is off PAX-ing it up out west. I’ll be your guide to the ins and outs of legal super-heroics for the next four episodes. 

Picking up where we left off, Jennifer Walters is racing back to prison to hear Blonsky’s explanation as to why footage of him as Abomination in an underground fight club leaked out. The explanation, as Marvel fans know from watching Shang Chi, was that Wong snuck him out. Jen’s paralegal, Nikki, tracks him down in no time thanks to his LinkedIn profile. Those emails get to everyone.  (Maybe I should relent to those 600 emails I get each week and get the upgrade to Pro so I can see if Wong or She-Hulk is looking at my profile.)

Meanwhile, GLK&H has a new client, namely, Dennis Bukowski from the DA’s office. (He was the one telling Jen to smile more in her summation back in episode one.) Why does our Jeremy Jamm clone need a superhero lawyer? He was scammed by a shapeshifting Asgardian light elf named Runa, who convinced him she was actually Megan Thee Stallion. Dennis’s ego is so huge he absolutely believes that the real Ms. Thee Stallion would want to date him and ask him to buy her a Volkswagen Passat. Jennifer wants nothing to do with this chauvinistic jerk and begs off when Wong suddenly portals in. 

Wong explains that yes, he had to smuggle Blonsky out of jail because he had to fight a worthy opponent to become the sorcerer supreme. But he put him back and everything! (Sorcerers Supreme seem to have some trouble understanding things like “laws of man” and whatnot) He agrees to come to the hearing and explain. 

Since Jennifer Walters is now very publicly She-Hulk, she is now the subject of constant media frenzy. Hurrying past the media scrum, she dodges questions like “Did you get your powers from an attempted mafia hit?” and tabloid pieces claiming she’s pregnant with the Abomination’s love child and “flaunting” her baby bump. Jennifer doesn’t want to deal with any of this, assuming it will blow over once Blonsky’s hearing is done. Nikki reminds her that it won’t. This is a part of her life now and she has to deal with it.

Blonsky’s hearing gets off to a rocky start. The board is ready to wrap things up early, considering all the footage of him out of prison in an underground fight club halfway across the globe. All seven of Blonsky’s pen-pal soulmates have shown up to support him, in matching Midsommar dresses. They are all going to support Emil financially in running his meditation retreat.

Wong is late, so Jen has to go to her other witnesses. The prison librarian – who testifies that Emil started a prison literacy program, the counselor – who raves about the yoga and meditation classes he started along with his toilet kombucha, and Carl the guard who thanks him for saving him from a bad marriage. Wong finally shows up at the last minute to explain his abduction of the Abomination. “Have you ever heard of a kumite?” (All JCVD fans have!) The board responds that regardless, breaking an inmate out of prison is a crime. Wong nods and then portals out of there.

Jen is starting to sway the board, but they still have concerns about Blonsky in his Abomination form. If he transforms, won’t he be out of control? Emil tells them not to worry. Despite Jen’s urging him not to do so, Blonsky takes off his Crocs and transforms into Abomination. This goes about as well as you’d expect. Still, he changes back to prove he’s in control.

Later while having a drink at the local watering hole, Jen and Nikki find out things aren’t going great in Bukowski v Runa. The judge allowed the case to proceed (despite Runa making an appearance as the judge and playfully trying to dismiss it), but he expressed great doubt that anyone like Dennis could be so deluded as to think the real Megan Thee Stallion would be into him. The head lawyer, Augustus “Pug” Pugliese, asks how they put up with this doofus at the DA office for so long. Nikki says she thought about murdering Dennis a lot, and Jen adds that the guy was so deluded he thought that was flirting. This gives Pug an idea. Namely, put Jen on the stand.

With Jennifer Walters as the star witness, she describes working with Dennis as a guy who is an oblivious chauvinist and who considers himself a “New York 10 and an L.A. 11.” After hearing that, the judge awards him full damages and Runa gets 2 months in jail for impersonating a judge. And in a cameo, Megan Thee Stallion is in the gallery, cheering on the verdict. On the way out, Dennis wonders if he might have a shot with her. Better keep Pug’s number on speed dial, my guy!
Back in prison, the parole board has agreed to give Blonsky his release. (Personally, I’m not entirely sold). Have fun on the meditation sex farm, though! Emil thanks her and gives her the same advice Nikki has been saying all episode. The media is going to write about you regardless, so you may as well be the one to tell the story. Jen finally listens and goes on a news show where they are eager to ask her how she got her name and what are her diet tips.
After a long day of lawyering, Jen heads home. She’s walking from her parking spot when she’s jumped by four guys with glowing weapons. She’s frightened and struggles to escape their grip before she remembers “oh yeah. Hulk powers” and quickly dispatches the gang with gear they stole from an Asgardian construction worker. They run off but were apparently trying to get a sample of Jen’s blood. To what end? I’m sure we’ll find out soon, as well as who it was who hired these goons.

So overall, a fun episode, but I’m not entirely sure they’ve got the tone right. This is a much more straightforward comedic episode than the last two. Even the fight scenes are played much more for laughs. But the jokes don’t all land, and some of the setups seem too cartoonish. For example, Dennis is way more sexist and oblivious here than he was two weeks ago. Blonsky having a harem/cult is a fun premise that doesn’t really go anywhere.  There are more hits than misses, though, and the episodes know when to end before they overstay their welcome. 

The best comparison I could make for She-Hulk is not to any other Marvel show but to Ally McBeal, the wacky lawyer show from the late 1990s. (If you are too young to remember it, enjoy your knees while they’re still pain-free, kids) Basically, it was about a young, impossibly thin, lawyer who had to navigate her fraught romantic life while trying weird court cases, with occasional cutaways into her inner monologue and fantasies. (Do you remember that weird CGI dancing baby from the early web? This is where it came from.) Sounds familiar, right? That show wasn’t my cup of tea, and I thought it struggled a lot with maintaining a balance between melodrama and comedy.

Similarly, with She-Hulk, I think they had a better balance between comedy and drama in past episodes. This was a little too elbow-in-the-ribs jokey for my tastes, and if they stay in this lane I hope there is some sharper writing.

Other Observations

The fourth wall breaks are back! Jen assures the audience that this isn’t going to be a cameo of the week show. Except for Bruce. And the Abomination. And Wong… Ok, just don’t forget who the star of the show is. I’m not sure if these all work. They aren’t doing them enough so the audience just accepts it as part of the show, like in Deadpool. It comes across more like Oh yeah, we’re doing this. Let’s work in an aside here.

In the social media montage, we get a bunch of meta-references to some of the online trolls critiquing this show. Posts scrolled past include “Why does every hero have to be female now?” “I don’t hate women, I just don’t like her.” “Why can’t she have her own thing? Why is it a female version of something.” Expect some hit dogs to be hollering online. 

This episode marks the first appearance of Mallory Book, Jennifer’s rival at GLK&H, played by the wonderful Renee Elise Goldsberry. It is mean to only give her a 15-second scene and tease us like that.

And speaking of co-stars, Jameela Jamil is still in this show, right? We had a whopping 30 seconds of her in week one and not a sign of her since, and I will not have Tahani from The Good Place disrespected like this.

The post-credit scene this week has Megan Thee Stallion twerking with She-Hulk. Personally, I like these extra scenes that are strictly here to add a few more jokes, rather than introduce new characters.

The new UNFORGIVEN SAGA brings Marvel’s super hero vampires into the light!

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Unforgiven Saga

 

2023 will see the unimaginable: vampires who save the world! That’s right, a team of vampires—fan favorites who go by the name of the Forgiven—will get their own short series next year. Sure, it’s only three issues, but for a gang that came out of 2011’s Fear Itself: Hulk vs. Dracula, it could very well prove a magic number! With Tim Seeley writing and Sid Kotian on art, the triptych tale will be part reintroduction and part integration having the dark underdogs loom large across the Marvel Universe as they come into contact with the X-Men, Spider-Man, and their spirit animal: Captain America.

It’s hard out here for a blood-drinking vigilante, they not only have to fight crime but keep their unending bloodlust in check! The Forgiven’s new chronicle begins in Spider-Man: Unforgiven #1 featuring a villain who wants to evolve the vampires into unstoppable mindless murder machines. The story continues in X-Men: Unforgiven #1 and Avengers: Unforgiven #1 where the vampire drama only gets more intense. It’s a marathon fight for the souls of the damned that will force readers to reconsider where these night warriors fit in the Marvel Universe!

“I love Marvel super heroes, no doubt, but I’ve got a special obsession with Marvel’s horror heroes,” Seeley explained. “UNFORGIVEN gives that creepy, sexy, weird underbelly a chance to shine as a horrific conspiracy unites a crew of vampires with Spider-Man, the X-Men and Captain America, and shows us the stark differences (and surprisingly similarities) of those who are gifted with the ability to fight evil, and those who have to carry evil’s curse. By the end of this epic event, we’ll have toured a lot of dark corners of the Marvel Universe, and reminded readers that monsters are at its shrunken black heart!”

Resident Alien Season 2 Episode 12 Review: The Alien Within

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RESIDENT ALIEN -- "The Alien Within" Episode 212 -- Pictured: Alan Tudyk as Alien Harry -- (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

Resident Alien’s Best Episode Of the Latter Half of Season 2 Is The Alien Within, Filled With Laughs And Shocking Revelations

I know last week I was lamenting how The Weight wasn’t as funny or focused as I’d wanted. That all changes in this week’s Resident Alien, called The Alien Within. This was a truly fantastic episode providing what I expected from this show and significantly more. So though I don’t normally do this, I’m gonna issue a quick warning. If you don’t want any spoilers, stop reading now. Because there’s a ridiculously huge spoiler that changes the course of the entire season, if not the series itself. If you’re still reading, then here we go!

RESIDENT ALIEN — “The Alien Within” Episode 212 — Pictured in this screengrab: Alan Tudyk as Old Harry Vanderspeigle — (Photo by: SYFY)

The Alien Within got my attention right out of the gate with a vision of a far future Harry. He’s now an old man, and is talking about how everything changed one day and that Asta died decades ago. Meanwhile, in the present, Harry is busily trying to find the baby and is perplexed that it formed an attachment so quickly with Sahar. His species doesn’t do that, and of course, he suffers a bit of an identity crisis. He thinks his human skin is making him too emotional and weak, so he vows to be the cold alien he is on the inside.

Mike and Liv spend some time testing water from Hawthorne Creek, and find it’s highly toxic. Worse, there’s evidence of a coverup from the Galvin Powell Group, who have been hiding a mining leak that infiltrated the body of water. Then Mike gets dangerously close to paying deputy Liv a compliment and screws it up as expected.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “The Alien Within” Episode 212 — Pictured: Judah Prehn as Max Hawthorne — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

Halloween is just around the corner in this episode, and Harry loves the holiday, just for the wrong reasons. He thinks it’s hilarious imagining how humans died and loves the macabre skeletons strewn everywhere. He and Asta then talk about alien species, and it quickly becomes clear how hard it might be to identify the one hiding on Earth. He’s also really attracted to bird-faced aliens, which is weird, but also totally in line with Harry’s oddball personality.

Sahar is desperate to find baby Goliath and starts talking with Max about it. She then immediately zeroes in on the new lunch lady Agnes, who is the General in disguise. Sahar notices her military watch, and worries the lunch lady may have slipped Max some tracker in his lunch food. So the only solution is for him to poop it out, which he heroically agrees to do. After all, he only poops after breakfast or at the book store, so it’ll take some work on Max’s part.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “The Alien Within” Episode 212 — Pictured in this screengrab: Linda Hamilton as General Eleanor McCallister — (Photo by: SYFY)

Back with Mike and Liv, they begin to suspect Sam Hodges discovered the toxic leak and was silenced to cover it up. They pass it along to the FBI, meaning it’s time for Torres to leave. She clearly has (somehow) developed feelings for Mike, and Liv tries to encourage him to act on them. To nobody’s surprise, he gets awkward and shuts Torres out, and when Liv gives him a hard time about it, he shocks her by saying he’s thinking about leaving Patience and moving back to Washington DC.

As for D’Arcy, she splits her time in this episode by having Harry look at her bruised knee and torturing Ben (for good reason). To my pleasant surprise, despite Harry’s assertions about how inhuman he is, he clearly empathizes with D’Arcy’s need to prove herself in the field she excels in and prescribes her pain medication. He then ruins it by being instantly horrified that he cares about more than one human, and decides to go on a walkabout in his alien skin.

Mayor Ben gives a big presentation trying to sell the town on his resort idea, and Asta, D’Arcy, and company crash it. D’Arcy especially loves torturing him with hard questions, and it’s clear the people of Patience worry the resort will ruin the town, take money from small businesses, and destroy the sense of camaraderie that exists. So the new plan the girls come up with is to bring Ben’s wife Kate to their way of thinking. It takes some effort, but they finally help Kate realize what’s special about the town, and by the end of the episode she agrees to help.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “The Alien Within” Episode 212 — Pictured: (l-r) Alice Wetterlund as D’Arcy Bloom, Meredith Garretson as Kate Hawthorne, Elizabeth Bowen as Deputy Liv Baker — (Photo by: James Dittiger/SYFY)

Harry’s walkabout goes wrong very quickly, and he realizes how hungry he is standing out in the cold. So he tries to do his human routine in the cabin, just in his alien form. He crashes his towering frame into the ceiling repeatedly, breaks things, and generally is miserable. He finally decides the only logical course of action isn’t to stay in alien form to increase his odds of finding baby Goliath, but to kidnap Sahar and have her capture the baby.

The final arc of the episode starts when David spies on Max and Sahar in school and gets actual footage of the baby arriving. Max tries his best to keep the baby in one place (while he’s dressed up as Frankenstein’s monster), but the baby escapes. Harry goes to kidnap Sahar and is super creepy and overly excited about the prospect. But the young woman turns it around on him and says she’s adult-napping him, which takes all his fun out of the equation.

RESIDENT ALIEN — “The Alien Within” Episode 212 — Pictured in this screengrab: Alien — (Photo by: SYFY)

By the time Harry and Sahar get to the RV, the General’s people have already lured the baby with a recording of Sahar’s voice and dragged the RV into the sky. Harry tries to fight his human emotions, but eventually comforts a heartbroken Sahar. But none of that was why I truly loved the episode. That comes next in the huge twist.

We get another flash to the future, and it’s revealed that Harry finds a portal to the past. He uses it to escape an utterly devastated Earth, and it’s thus revealed that he travels back in time and became Goliath! This is amazing and totally shocking since I did not expect a time travel twist in Resident Alien. But somehow it works, and I’m excited to see where the rest of Season 2 takes us.

What We Do In The Shadows Recap: Freddie

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The problem with living with flatmates is there exists an overlap.

It’s fine and fun for the first few months, but when push comes to shove, boundaries can be crossed.

Welcome to the penultimate episode of What We Do In The Shadows (FX) titled “Freddie”.

We open in on Nadja’s nightclub. It’s been bringing in the big bucks and she couldn’t be happier… this extends to fucking Jim Jarmusch and Sofia Coppola!

Jim is super psyched about Colin’s performance, and why shouldn’t he be? I mean if the lead singer of Phoenix Thomas Mars can co-sign to the child’s gift, then what have we to fuck with but the voice of an angel?

It’s a three-top and Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) best be on delivering. There’s only one problem… Hollywood royalty is in our midst, which is a Celebrity Special.

It’s for only select guests and though they may be designed to request such, it may be the last thing you ask for.

Like, the ONLY thing you ask for, as Jim is convinced the draining of both Sofia and hubby is all smoke and mirrors. Even the literal ripping off of Sofia’s head isn’t a phased thing but rather a passing fad. Oh, indeed they passed it.

Hey, she never got to show Marie Antoinette’s lopped-off skull, so I guess this is her mea culpa?

Who is also passing?

Baby Colin (Mark Proksch)!

He now has a manager in Laszlo (Matt Berry) and they come load for bear. He’s drafted up the scoundrel’s contract. Hey, if you’re going to bring in big ducats, why not say fuck it and monetize what you have? This isn’t playing well with wifey.

Back at the Vampire Residence, Guillermo (Harvey Guillen) is finally out and proud to share that he’s bringing in his boyfriend from the UK from the time he spent with Nadja overseas.

He wants to bring him for the weekend to the city, but Lo, someone’s getting jealous.

Running down the contractual bullet points, The Guide (Kristen Schaal) also mentions things that Child Colin doesn’t care about. Nadja isn’t having any of it and thinks that the main attraction is replaceable. Famous last words.

Laszlo calls her bluff and wants to take the talent on the road. Albany. Binghamton.

She’s now without a husband and a show.

Back at the house, Guillermo shows his dashing British boyfriend Freddie (Al Roberts) about the abode. With Nandor (Kayvan Novak) traipsing along, thirsty is the operative word and not for blood.

Guillermo’s bf/junior associate at an auction house is rubbing off on Nandor in a very good way. Perhaps too well.

He rebuffs the Relentless at every corner and the poor erstwhile conqueror couldn’t feel more left out. The thing is he is called the Relentless for a reason and he always gets what he wants. Pillaging could be a silent thing, ya know.

It’s now consuming Nandor. He is all about Freddie. He wants what his familiar has and will stop at nothing to feel that excitement. Marwa (Parisa Fakhri) isn’t doing anything for him, so he’ll need to take it a step further…

My guy has but three wishes and he’s burning off one now to have his wife, newly betrothed to be transmogrified into a proxy of Freddie. He wants to feel what Guillermo finally achieved… happiness in this house of chaos.

It’s a fucked up wish, but then again, it is Nandor. He means well, but now we know if a man child became the undead what he’d want.

At the club, Nadja’s in a bad spot. She’s been drinking a ton of liquor blood and without her bae and her star, both of which are on the Major Deegan Expressway to stardom.

Though Child Colin is enamored with having his own tour bus, Laszlo thinks that striking out is the only way to make it. By way of Gloria Estefang, Bloody Holly, Batboy Slim, Hall and Throats, Tame Impaler, Beyond Dead Kennedys… you know, all of the greats.

At the club, auditions are underway and Nadja is drunk off of Sofia Coppola’s libation-heavy blood. Who cares at this point? She surely doesn’t.

This is exemplary when she basically boos vampire kids that are only trying to do their best… but is the club owner doing her best?

As Guillermo savors his time with his actual boyfriend in the city, so is Nandor. It’s almost sickening, as his fucking oafish and selfish ways are besmirching what would be a genuine moment betwixt two boyfriends meeting up.

Therein lies the irony.

Nandor is repeating the same mistake. He’s making a copy. Though the feelings may be real, the situation is fugazi, mirroring what his ‘supposed’ bestie is doing.

In her drunken stupor, Nadja has a moment of clarity. This ain’t a nightclub for kids. We’re bringing in the big guns in the form of Le Cirque Erotique. Basically, burlesque by way of vampirism.

At the Binghamton Value Plus Motel, Laszlo meets a surprise. It’s still Colin Robinson… only as a full-grown teenager. They grow just so quickly!

Not equipped to handle the teenage nature of newly formed walking hormones, they continue on to the Binghamton Vampire Nightclub.

Therein lies the catch.

Puberty hit quickly and Colin doesn’t realize he’s growing, so his kid schtick isn’t winning over new fans, especially with a fascinating vox.

It’s a fucking shit show and though literally killing him would be the proper and dignified thing (he’s already dying on stage), Laszlo goes to console him after he storms off. They came to see Baby Colin. He can’t help his changing body.

Back at the nightclub, Gustav LeRoy (Michael McDonald) has shown up. This is Nadja’s golden goose.

As Guillermo looks for his beau in the house, he happens across his boyfriend… with Nandor.

Guillermo knows this is not kosher in the least but before he can make sense of it, Freddie 1.0 enters, coming face to face with his doppelganger. Ostensibly, a freak-out ensues.

At the club, Nadja introduces the self-sucking guy and though he impressively goes for and nails it, even gaining the respect of a hypnotized Jim, the audience isn’t having it.

At her wit’s end, with no recourse, the promise of blood sprinklers keeps the crowd in high spirits and Nadja attempts to stanch the flow, so to speak.

That is until the pressure of it nearly kills one of the patrons. Not even her singing songs from the homeland would save the night.

They’re done.

At the house, Nandor did a bit of hypnosis to both Freddies for Guillermo’s entertainment… until it wasn’t.

The van Helsing gives him the third degree, reminding him the Master stomped on his happy weekend by selfishly cloning the only thing that gave him joy, effectively erasing his ‘perfect wife’ for a few hours of silly fun.

The sad thing is, he had it. Past tense being operative.

Freddie actual had to go back home and now Guillermo’s back to being a familiar, a nanny to Nandor and to the facsimile of his boyfriend… which means he has to tend to a vampire that is loving HIS boyfriend while he pines for his boyfriend.

To be fair, both Freddies are getting on well, as if they were cut from the same cloth. Oh, wait a minute.

Meanwhile, as Laszlo is trying to manage around canceled contracts, Colin is now hitting the teens hard. He’s surly towards Lazzo and doesn’t even know why.

The only thing he knows is that he’s not going on stage unless he’s crooning Papa Roach or Evanescence.

Ah, they grow up so fast.

Nandor, in a rarified moment of clarity, realizes that he might have done something fucked up.

Though he tried to offer up his Freddie to his familiar, the writing was on the wall. He had to let Freddie go whereby let Marwa as well go as well.

Though the departure was sad, he knew it was the right thing to do. To finally know what pain is outside the He finally knows what it’s like to feel the pain that isn’t at the groove of a sword.

Nadja, also coming to terms with the mortality of the club, has Colin’s back. New songs I hope!

We end with Guillermo surprising Freddie in London, but not surprisingly Freddie is now dating Freddie proper. Pobrecito.

Even when he’s won, he’s lost.

On the eve of what is the best season yet, I have questions.

The season has built up so much and I’m so excited, but where does Guillermo go with his relationship with Nandor? What does Nandor have to do with his now depression as he’s sent Marwa to the farm?

How will they now expect a solid income or moreover, pay for that sweet walk-in closet?

Will Colin go full Emo?

 

An Un-Nostalgic Top Ten Ranking of Hayao Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli Films

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a man-bird hybrid with giant black wings embracing a girl with a white braid

Recently, I was lucky enough to perform the music of Hayao Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli films with composer Joe Hisaishi at the baton. One thing, though: I’d never watched any of the movies. I’d heard of Miyazaki, of course, and had peripheral awareness of the films by their cultural impact (Totoro art in artist alleys, No Face cosplayers at conventions, etc.). Just for various reasons, I missed the Miyazaki train.

So this month, I decided to rectify this situation and watched all 10 of Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli films within the span of about 2 weeks. And of course, I then had to rank them. Since I didn’t grow up with them, there was no nostalgia element, and since I’ve been spoiled by seeing the visuals of the films in various places across the years, there’s no novelty aspect either. Also, as a writer, I’m biased toward storytelling over pure visuals.

Of course, every single one of these movies is brilliant, so basically this is a list that goes from brilliant to brilliant-est. And now, without further ado, the un-nostalgic ranking:

10. Porco Rosso (1992)

This is a weird little movie about an Italian World War I ex-fighter pilot who, disillusioned by war, cursed himself to be an anthropomorphic pig and now works as a bounty hunter, chasing down air pirates. The anti-war message rings through loud and clear, and the film is a love letter to early aviation, with sweeping visuals of early 20th century planes rendered in gorgeous colors. Porco Rosso, which means “Red Pig” in Italian, is cynical about humanity, even pushing away longtime friend and love interest Gina. Yet despite its heavy subject matter, most of the movie has a light tone, with the cartoony air pirates being more comic relief than villainous or dangerous.

An anthropomorphic pig in aviator gear in front of a flying red airplane
The titular Porco Rosso in front of a flying red plane.

There’s not a bad movie in Miyazaki’s portfolio, and Porco Rosso is for sure an interesting character portrait with gorgeous, understated music and compelling animation. But this list had to start somewhere, and the juxtaposition of the heavy war themes and the cartoony villains, plus the lowest stakes of all the films, meant it just wasn’t my favorite.

9. Castle in the Sky (1986)

In a fantastical version of 19th century Europe, full of steampunk and dieselpunk technology, the orphan girl Sheeta falls from an airship following a pirate attack but floats to the ground thanks to the magic in her mysterious crystal pendant. She’s soon discovered by Pazu, also an orphan, whose late father claimed to have seen Laputa, the titular castle in the sky, a lost civilization of immense power believed to still be floating among the clouds. Sheeta and Pazu race across the land to keep the crystal away from the army and find Laputa.

a floating castle amid heavy white clouds
The Castle in the Sky

Full of stunning depictions of imaginative machines, which somehow feel fantastical and down-to-earth at once, Castle in the Sky sets a high bar for future steampunk and dieselpunk artists. It’s a fun story for sure, and a visual feast. The reason it didn’t rank higher, for me, was because it was more style than substance, especially compared to some of Miyazaki’s stronger scripts, and because the character of Sheeta was depicted as a passive pretty girl who does little more than cling to Pazu until the very end.

8. Ponyo (2008)

In this adorable take on the Little Mermaid template, a goldfish is rescued by a five-year-old boy, Sōsuke, who names her Ponyo, and a friendship blossoms. So when Ponyo’s father, a sea-dwelling wizard, “rescues” her and takes her back to the sea, Ponyo acquires and unleashes magic to turn human and return to Sosuke, with unexpected consequences.

a boy and a girl with their faces in the water looking at fish
Ponyo and Sōsuke with their heads underwater in Ponyo

For a movie aimed at kindergarteners, Ponyo includes a lot of themes around parent / child relationships and, of course, Miyazaki’s signature environmentalism. I did love that unlike the Little Mermaid, Ponyo makes no deals and defies her father to cast the spell on herself, making it clearer that becoming human is an assertion of her independence rather than purely over a boy. The depictions of sea magic include some truly innovative artwork, and Hisaishi’s vivacious score, alternating between epic and whimsical, help bring this charming children’s tale to life.

7. Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Put down your pitchforks, I said all of Miyazaki’s films were brilliant, didn’t I? In this fan-favorite film, 18-year-old Sophie is cursed to look like a 90-year-old woman after a chance encounter with the charming but shallow wizard Howl, owner of the titular moving castle. The villain behind this curse is the Witch of the Waste, who once had a fling with Howl while in the guise of a beautiful woman (because, of course, witches are hideous) and still isn’t over his rejection. Sophie ventures away from home in search of a counter-curse and stumbles upon Howl’s castle and makes herself at home, declaring herself the new cleaning lady. Howl, meanwhile, spends his days turning into a giant black bird creature and disrupting both sides of a war that the king wants him to fight in and enlists Sophie’s help in resisting those orders. Also, he has no heart. And there’s a fire demon bound to the castle who says he’ll remove Sophie’s curse if she’ll remove his.

a man-bird hybrid with giant black wings embracing a girl with a white braid
Howl in bird form carrying Sophie in Howl’s Moving Castle

Confused? Me too. And it gets more confusing after that, but I won’t get into it because a) spoilers and b) this entry is getting too long already. Howl’s Moving Castle is the result of two very different creative minds: the novelist Diana Wynne Jones, who wrote the book on which the film was based and, as far as I can tell, was composing a whimsical fantasy adventure, and Miyazaki, who as a lifelong pacifist was firmly opposed to the Iraq War and wanted to make a statement with this film (hence Howl refusing to fight and the unclear reason behind the war). And, for me at least, it felt like two films smashed into one that sacrificed details along the way.

Again, put down your pitchforks! I’m not saying the movie was bad! It’s easy to see why this enchanted world is the source of so many obsessions. The castle itself is pure genius, resembling some kind of sea creature made of steampunk buildings. Howl is your classic neo-Byronic charmer—smooth-talking, vain, rakish, yet with an undeniable goodness about him. A YA boy if there ever was one. And Sophie, is a compelling lead character, sympathetic and upright without veering into sanctimonious territory. I also loved the way her aging is depicted—not as a universally terrible thing, but in fact the impetus for her to gain confidence. Plus, Hisaishi’s score in this one is absolutely iconic.

It’s easy to see why this movie is so many people’s favorites. Perhaps if I’d encountered it as a kid or a teen, rather than a nitpicky adult, I would’ve glossed over the confusing plot and put this closer to the top.

6. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Perhaps the most on-the-nose film depicting Miyazaki’s environmentalism and pacifism, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind takes place in a post-apocalyptic world that remains after toxic waste devoured most of the planet. Nausicaä, the glider-riding teenaged princess of the Valley of the Wind, becomes embroiled in a conflict with two other kingdoms that threatens to destroy them all. Also, there are giant mutant insects that live in a toxic swamp, which the others see as a threat that needs to be eliminated, but Nausicaä understands that they’re vital to the balance of the world and strives to stop their destruction.

a girl in a blue dress riding a white glider across a green valley
Nausicaä flying a white glider in Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Though it’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer in terms of its messages, the Nausicaä is a captivating film full of innovative worldbuilding and intriguing plot twists. Not to mention heart-pounding and visually stunning action sequences. The story contains a lot of interesting details and histories about the future it takes place in and, in my opinion, is one of the most original pieces of sci-fi out there.

5. My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

The HBO Max description of My Neighbor Totoro warned me that it was deceptively simple, and it took some mulling after the fact to understand how amazing it truly is. The character Totoro is, of course, iconic, being the Studio Ghibli icon and the inspiration for countless fan art and merchandise. So I was surprised by how little he’s actually in the film, which is about two young girls doing their best to adjust to a new home with their father while their mother is in the hospital. As they explore the house and surrounding woods, they encounter fantastical, whimsical spirits.

two girls under an umbrella standing beside Totoro, a large fantasy creature with a round belly and pointy ears
At a rainy bus stop, a girl Satsuki piggybanks her little sister Mei while waiting with Totoro in My Neighbor Totoro

Simple, right? I’ll admit, there isn’t a lot of plot—it’s more of a “slice of life” tale, plus friendly forest spirits. Yet the film is very emotionally complex beneath its cute exterior, dealing with the challenges of childhood against the backdrop of idyllic rural living. It also explores themes of animism and Shinto symbology specific to Japanese culture (and, of course, environmentalism).

4. Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

13-year-old Kiki chooses to follow witch tradition and leave home for a year as part of her training. So she hops onto a broom with her talking cat, travels to a lovely seaside town, and sets up a flying delivery service. But things are harder than she’d hoped as she struggles to find work, make friends, and overcome her own insecurities.

a girl with a red bow riding a broomstick through a city
Kiki flying on a broom in Kiki’s Delivery Service

Despite its simple premise, Kiki’s Delivery Service is one of the most emotionally intelligent depictions of adolescence I’ve ever seen. The witch aspect is a gateway to explore Kiki’s inner life as she deals with the struggles of growing up. There’s plenty of fun to be had, of course, including an escapade where the cat tries to cover for Kiki’s botched delivery. Needless to say, the film is visually delightful, with an equally delightful score.

3. Spirited Away (2001)

10-year-old Chihiro and her parents unknowingly enter a recreational village for spirits, where the parents are promptly turned into pigs by the witch Yubaba. With the help of Yubaba’s apprentice, Haku, Chihiro navigates the spirit world and searches for a way to save her parents. This straightforward plot serves as a vehicle to explore a supernatural carnival of chaos, full of magic and spirits from Japanese Shinto folklore, while also developing Chihiro’s character as she gains confidence and independence along her journey.

a girl sitting on a train next to a large translucent spirit with a white mask
Chihiro, Boh, harpy, and No-Face sitting on a train next to spirits

A lot of people put Spirited Away at the top of their Miyazaki lists, and I can see why. Needless to say, it’s stunning. Imaginative visuals, colorful characters, fascinating mythology… no wonder it gets praised to the high heavens. The reason it isn’t in the number one, or even number two, spot is because, for me, both the plot and the character were too predictable and straightforward compared to those in the films that topped it.

2. The Wind Rises (2013)

“Really? This one?” I haven’t even written my blurb yet and I can already hear the scoffing. Hear me out. The Wind Rises was intended to be Miyazaki’s swan song, the last film before he retired (he has since un-retired and is working on what’s meant to be his last-last film). It’s the fictionalized story of Jiro Horikoshi, who designed the warplane used by Japan during World War II, but swaps his personal life for one based on the semi-autobiographical novel The Wind Has Risen by Tatsuo Hori. Basically, Jiro loves aviation but can’t become a pilot due to his nearsightedness and becomes an airplane designer instead. Along the way he meets and falls in love with Nahoko, who has tuberculosis.

a man holding a paper airplane sitting beside a woman in a rural Japanese house
Jiro playing with a toy airplane next to his wife Nahoko in a Japanese house’s backyard

Once again, Miyazaki is being deceptively simple. On the surface, The Wind Rises is a straightforward tale about a dreamer who builds his dream: a beautiful airplane that soars gracefully across the sky. Yet that airplane will be the cause of immeasurable suffering during the war—and Jiro knows it. Though he shows some discomfort with the fact that his invention will be used for war, he never pauses in his design process. He’s too obsessed… he knows his creation is doomed, yet he creates it anyway. Just like he knows his relationship with Nahoko is doomed, yet he marries her anyway.

Jiro is depicted with an air of sweet innocence—cluelessness, even. Yet he’s also the source of much suffering. His obsession with his dream leads him to create a war machine… while neglecting his dying wife, even after being called out by his sister for his cruelty. The Wind Rises is a fascinatingly intricate character study beneath the surface—a portrait of a man who is neither good nor bad, just achingly human. And perhaps familiar to those with geniuses in their lives.

And P.S., it is, of course, gorgeous. If Porco Rosso was a love letter to aviation, The Wind Rises is a whole book of sonnets. Beautiful, graceful airplanes, with a touch of tragedy knowing their eventual fate, soar across the screen. Images of pre-war Japan bring to life an era where the old and the new, the traditional and the modern, live side-by-side in a world before Western-style consumerism has, well, consumed much of it. Hisaishi’s score is very subtle in this one, which makes it all the more powerful (I want to cry just thinking of that last shot of downed warplanes juxtaposed with the dreamy theme… oh, spoiler alert, warplanes get shot down during World War II).

1. Princess Mononoke (1997)

Not gonna lie, I wrestled with making The Wind Rises number one, questioning whether I was the one falling for style over substance this time, but ultimately decided the complexity of the plot and world in Princess Mononoke would merit it taking the top spot even if it weren’t hyperbolically, impossibly, ridiculously gorgeous to look at. A historical fantasy set in the late Muromachi period of Japan (approximately 1336 to 1573 CE), the film follows the noble young prince Ashitaka as he seeks a cure for a curse inflicted upon him during a battle with a demon god. His journey takes him into the heart of a conflict between the ferocious San, nicknamed Princess Mononoke (which refers to Japanese supernatural beings), a girl raised by wolves (literally) in the enchanted forest and sees herself as its guardian warrior, and the industrialist Lady Eboshi, whose fortress consumes the forest’s resources and threaten the spirits living within. Did I mention that Miyazaki is an environmentalist?

a male warrior riding a creature with horns and a female warrior riding a white wolf against a green mountainous backdrop
San sitting on a white wolf and with another white wolf, talking with Ashitaka who sits on an elk

“So Lady Eboshi’s the villain, and our hero must be Team San,” you might think at this point. Except it’s more complicated than that. In fact, San is introduced as a villain, attacking a group of innocent ox herders just doing their jobs because they work for Lady Eboshi, resulting in a few deaths. And Lady Eboshi is introduced as a savior, whose fortress is home to lepers, female ex-slaves (perhaps implied to be sex workers), and other outcasts. While Ashitaka (naturally) falls in love with San and understands her powerful need to guard the forest, he doesn’t forget all the good Lady Eboshi has done for her people. Basically, both sides are right, and both sides are wrong, and fighting won’t solve anything. Did I mention that Miyazaki is a pacifist?

Princess Mononoke presents a captivating tale with no easy answers, full of complex characters, interesting plot turns, and rich worldbuilding. And, in my opinion, it’s also the most visually mesmerizing film of them all, with gorgeous fantasy landscapes populated by spirits from Japanese folklore. Plus some wonderful character design. And amazing action scenes. Hisaishi outdoes himself with the epic score, which is perhaps my favorite as well. Lush and imaginative, complex and fascinating—what’s not to love?

House of the Dragon Review – Episode 2: The Rogue Prince

 

House of the Dragon
Season 1, Episode 2: “The Rogue Prince”
Air Date: 8/28/2022

Welcome back! When we left King’s Landing last week, King Viserys had just anointed Princess Rhaenyra as his heir and banished his brother (and the former heir) Daemon back to the Vale of Arryn. Daemon flew away on his dragon, Caraxes, with his favorite brothel worker, Mysaria.  

First off, though, the theme song is back! Woo-hoo! Let’s all sing along. Dahhh, dah, da-da-daaaa, dah… The main difference here, instead of the credit sequence showing us the far-flung locales the episode will take place in, these titles show rivers of blood rushing through the streets and touching all the seals of the great houses. This show really loves the foreshadowing.

It is now six months later. Daemon and his army of Gold Cloaks have seized Dragonstone. Pirates known as the Crab Feeders, and supported by the Free Cities, are attacking the shopping lanes near the Step Stones, (Why are they called the Crab Feeders? Well, the cut-away shots of crabs crawling out of the empty eye socket of a corpse and feasting on the toes of not-quite-dead sailors will answer that.) Lord Corlys Velaryon is furious. He’s lost four ships while the small council dithers. He demands the king take action. The Hand, Otto Hightower, advises against it since open war with the Free Cities will weaken Westeros. At that point, Princess Rhaenyra – the cupbearer to the small council – suggests sending some dragons as a show of force. 

I assume Rhaenyra is the cupbearer, even after she was named heir, so she can learn council protocol and procedures. You know, like the intern going out to get lattes and hanging out at board meetings. And just like the CEO who insists that he’s eager to hear from anyone (but actually, not literally anyone), King Viserys is shocked when Rhaenyra suggests dragons. And I do see his point. Dragons are the equivalent of nuclear weapons here, and using them cavalierly against the citizenry would create a lot of pushback. Viserys and Otto shoo her away, telling her to pick the new member of the King’s Guard. 

The head of the guard has selected a number of fine candidates from the various houses who have all performed well in tournaments, but Rhaenrya is unimpressed. Have any of these knights seen actual combat, she asks? (Aside from catching the odd poacher, that is.) The only one is Ser Christon Cole, the champion of the Heir’s Tournament. (What a coincidence!)  Otto tries to talk her out of it, saying it would be more politic to pick someone from one of the more established houses, but Rhaenyra isn’t having it. After all, Christon is to guard her father, and she’s not trusting his life to some dandy who did well in a jousting tournament. 

Meanwhile, Alicent is still visiting the King while he plays with his model city of old Valerya. (He doesn’t actually build it. He just researches the plans and has stonemasons do it. Come on, man. If you’re going to have a middle-aged Dad hobby like model trains, then commit to it.) He is sad because he and his daughter have barely spoken since he killed Aemma – oops, I mean since Aemma died in childbirth because Viserys wanted a male heir more than a wife. Alicent takes this information, then goes to Rhaenyra to let her know that dads can be obtuse, and maybe she should be the one to start a conversation with him. Rhaenyra thanks her best friend for her totally neutral and selfless advice. 

And because it’s been a whole six months since the death of the queen, it’s of course time for Viserys to remarry. Lord Corlys and Princess Rhaenys (The Queen Who Never Was, the one the High Council passed over for Viserys) propose marriage to their daughter, Lady Laena. On paper, this is a great match. It would unite the two oldest houses – Targaryen and Valeryon – on the throne. It would help patch up the wounds caused by passing over Rhaenys. It would secure Corlys’ navy and money, pretty important in a fight against those pirates. The downside? Laena is twelve. (Her mom tells her she wouldn’t have to go to bed with him until she’s 14, so that’s cool.) This is a world where marriage is a way to build alliances and heirs, and not at all about love or romance, but it’s a point in Viserys’s favor that this is just too icky for him. Still, kings are expected to have queens, so he goes on a “date” with Laena. The date is mostly them walking through the garden while she asks him questions about dragons. And good for her. Honestly, if I ever went on a date with a Targaryen, I would also ask a lot of dragon-related questions. (Mostly, if I could ride one.)

This courtship is cut short by the arrival of news that Daemon has stolen a dragon egg from King’s Landing. He announces that in the tradition of old Valerya, he is going to take a second wife (Mysaria, naturally) and he took the egg to place in the crib of the baby she is about to bear him, as is Targaryen custom. And the marriage is in two days, brother, and of COURSE, you’re invited! The council is appalled that Daemon has impregnated a whore and is going to present her as his wife. Rhaenyra is appalled that he stole the egg she had picked out for the crib of her baby brother. Viserys is furious and is about to lead the charge himself before Otto intervenes. He’ll go, since it may be a trap, and retrieve the egg. (Before leaving, Otto reminds his daughter Alicent to tend to the king. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge)

The King’s Guard marches to Dragonstone, approaching on a narrow passage on top of a wall. The ominous fortress rises from the mist and it is a great-looking scene. Daemon, along with his Gold Cloaks and Mysaria at his side, sneers his greetings. Otto demands the egg back and tells him to stop this treasonous nonsense. Daemon says, you want the egg? Come and get it. Swords are drawn, and it looks like blood is about to be spilled when Caraxes lands behind the prince. Knowing they’re outgunned, Otto orders his men to sheathe their steel. It looks like they’ll have to head home empty-handed, but then Rhaenyra appears on top of Syrax and lands behind Otto. Otto asks what she’s doing here as she strides over to confront Daemon. She ignores him, telling the guard to mind her dragon since he tends to be very protective of her. 

Daemon and Rhaenyra meet mid-passage, where they talk in High Valerian. She reminds him that she is the rightful heir and that Daemon is currently squatting in her castle at Dragonstone. Daemon huffily says it’s not her house until she’s of age. Besides, he is to be wed! Rhaenyra reminds him he has a wife, and he grumbles that it wasn’t one he picked. And besides, he should have a dragon egg to place in his child’s crib, just like Rhaenyra had. Rhaenyra asks if he’s having a baby, and he replies sure one day… 

And then it becomes clear that this whole stunt was a ruse to provoke the king into a confrontation. He’s not getting married, Mysaria isn’t pregnant. Rhaenyra reminds him that she is the new heir. If he wants to be heir again, he’ll have to kill her. So do it now if you want to be the heir that badly. After a long and tense moment, Daemon retreats to his castle, hurling the egg at Rhaenyra like a no-look basketball pass. This is a great scene, and it shows the princess using her power as a dragon rider and a politician effectively. Both actors are in top form here. 

Inside the palace of Dragonstone, Mysaria is upset. She had no idea Daemon had concocted the whole scheme of marriage and pregnancy. She tells him that she has bought and sold countless times and she has no desire for titles or wealth. All she wants from Daemon is to be free of fear. And I’m very happy to see that we are giving Mysaria some more character development here, beyond simply “Daemon’s Whore.” I hope it continues. 

Back in King’s Landing, Viserys is angered that the princess flew off to the battlefront. She’s the heir! She could’ve been killed. She replies calmly that she defused the situation without bloodshed, something that Otto likely couldn’t have done. Rhaenyra and Viserys finally have the heart-to-heart talk they needed. Viserys says she’s just like her mother, a force of nature. He will always feel the grief of her loss. Rhaenyra is relieved to hear him finally say that. She knows that he has to remarry. He tells her their line of succession is perilous and they need more heirs, but he’ll never replace her mother and he’ll never replace her as the primary heir.

The next day, Viserys is ready to announce to the small council that he’s selected a new bride. Corlys is smiling expectantly. Rhaenyra is nodding her approval. After much consideration, he has decided to marry…

Lady Alicent Hightower!

If records were around in Westeros, this would be the time for a record scratch. Corlys is furious and storms out of the council room. Rhaenyra is speechless and shoots a deathly look at Alicent, her (I’m guessing now former) BFF. 

The episode ends with Corlys back home, talking to an unseen person offscreen, telling them how he had to struggle to get where he is and he will not see it taken away from him by pirates while a feckless king and council waste time on balls and tournaments. It is revealed that he’s talking to Daemon, who agrees to help him fight the Crab Feeders in the Step Stones to secure the shipping lines. And in return, well, we’ll see in the weeks ahead, but I would guess it might involve helping to remove a weakened king. 

Even though this episode was a little slow to get going, I liked it quite a lot more than last week. The machinations of the various houses to gain power are really starting to pick up, and the standoff between Rhaenyra and Daemon was fantastic. Viserys has fucked up royally and made an enemy of the man who controls the navies. Otto has shown himself adept at playing a subtle long game, and I am sure he’ll be making moves against Rhaenyra in future episodes, both for showing him up in Dragonstone and to get her out of the way so his grandson can be king. And the Crab Feeder pirates are extremely creepy. 

There were a lot fewer boobs and orgies this week – none, in fact!  Also, much less violence and castration, and women killed through horrific childbirth. (We did get a hand dunked in maggots, though, but that was strictly for medicinal purposes, honest.) It almost seems like HBO wanted to remind you last week that they’re still Game of Thrones, dammit!, and now that they’ve gotten it out of their system we can settle into a more moderate level of violence and nudity. 

The time jump takes a moment to register and based on the preview for next week that is going to be a consistent thing. (It looks like episode 3 takes place a year to 18 months after this one.) And it looks like we’ll be jumping right into a battle full of crabby pirates and dragons. The show may have found its footing, and I’m eager to see where it goes next. 

Episode rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Line of the Week:

Daemon: “Ser Crispin, wasn’t it?”

Christon: “Ser Christon Cole, my prince.” 

Daemon: “Ah yes, apologies. I couldn’t recall.”

Christon: “Perhaps my prince recalls when I knocked him off his horse.”

‘DOTA: Dragon’s Blood’ Season 3 Review – Its Multiverse Actually Makes Sense

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The heroes stand in the hall of the sun ready for a final battle in dota dragon's blood book 3

DOTA: Dragon’s Blood
Book/Season 3
Air Date: 8/11/2022

The multiverse is featured everywhere this year. Whether it’s Marvel’s Multiverse of Madness or A24’s Everything Everywhere All at Once, it’s been a surprisingly popular time for the use of multiple universes and timelines in stories. Which is why it was so surprising to see DOTA: Dragon’s Blood Book 3 do such a great job in adapting one. 

Season 3 features some of the best-animated action sequences seen in the series. The flexibility of redoing the timeline provides an opportunity to explore routes that the previous two seasons hadn’t taken, using many of the same characters. It serves as a form of better character exploration, while also, providing everything you’d want from a DOTA epic. Including heroes marching against legionaries battling other heroes in what’s surprising, a well-thought-out backstory. 

In many ways, the first few episodes make up for the breakneck pacing of book 2 by exploring a ‘What if?’ type of timeline examining who these folks would be had they taken a different, more character-centric, path. Watching these episodes with both the context of what happened and the histories of these characters, anchors their plight in regret of the choices not taken when they were alive.

Book 3 is the best of the series not because DOTA reinvents itself, but rather, because it connects everything we’ve seen. It weaves everything we know into a singular cohesive storyline that leaves us crying, laughing, and cheering these beloved heroes from the games that have grown so much since the series debuted.

When you take all 3 books of DOTA as one 24-episode anime: it’s a near perfect series, binge-worthy amongst the best anime out there. 

Let’s dive into why. Spoilers warning for book/season 3 ahead.

 

A Tale Three Seasons In The Making

The story kicks off three months after the season 2 finale and things have permanently changed. Terrorblade has defeated Slyrack in the season opener, leading to the need for a call for a heroic team-up. A final assault against the demon once and for all. 

In what could have been a series finale, the first two episodes of the season dedicate themselves to resolution. You see every hero face down the demons of their past in a final battle against Terrorblade in the voids of Foulfell. In doing so, it also allowed for the animation department to shine and showcase each and every hero entering their most powerful form, in a spectacle of combat that was explosive to witness.

Davion became the full embodiment of the thunder. The moon god Fymryn embraced her inner Goddess as Mene. Sun God Mirana fired light into the darkness of the void. Luna and Kaden got to slay legions of mind-controlled dragons and warriors. Overall, the showdown against Terrorblade and his legion of manipulated followers made for an Endgame-level event.

What was brilliant then, was in getting to see how menacing of a villain Terrorblade is onscreen. How much of his pride comes out in characteristic fashion. Fans of Warcraft may remember that Terrorblade was inspirationally and skin designed, off the concept of Illidan Stormrage. You can absolutely see that pride and gravitas here as DOTA holds no restrictions in Terrorblades flaunts. Which Davion, capitalizes on in heroic fashion.

We’re meant to cry seeing Davion do what he does best in acting stupid, forward, and courageous, in a valiantly dumbfounding play at hero one last time. Even though, in this case, it doesn’t happen. The inevitable betrayal in seeing Invoker finally make his move is what fans had long waited for and was finally delivered. What’s better, is that this multiverse reset does amazing work in terms of fixing issues we had from Book 2, particularly, regarding extra screen time needed to develop character. More importantly, going back fills so many gaps of essential backstory as to why we should care. 

We see Marci return to play the supportive best friend and emotional rock to Mirana’s entire universe. We get to find Lina embracing her role as champion and slayer of legions, hero to the Sun Kingdom, but most importantly, a loyalist to Mirana and the people. Davion gets to be the heroic Dragon Knight along with Bram for a time, and Mirana, we finally see act out as The Sun Kingdom’s ruler, how she is with her father, and most importantly: abruptly handles all of the kingdom’s feuding geopolitics in ways that would make Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones proud.

All of these storylines feel like they needed to be explored and finally get to be and it’s a brilliant showcase of writing. Given the runtime, we’re catching the moments at the end of their respective duties so it never feels too bogged down, yet at the same time, present the conflict of the world that was lost, is going to become lost, and yet similarly, needs to be. It’s the best thing about this season: how it’s a journey not about fixing the broken things of the past but rather, accepting what is, and learning to live with it.

Tying the story together, Mirana tries to bring the group back into the fold of the original timeline to fix everything that was lost. The consequence of disrupting the status quo of the new multiverse world showcases some serious development of character, as not only does everyone reflect on who they were and what they became, but also, had to actively choose what to do about it. The use of multiverse thus feels genuine in terms of accentuating the story rather than exploiting it, say, like a bunch of other franchises of late.

Strangely, DOTA Book 3 feels like a JRPG in that the season does a good job going over each faction. There’s a balance of soldiers, fantasy fiction, and action that move together with the rush of an end-of-universe implication. Most importantly, ties with the dire feelings Mirana is exposed to, as she does an awesome job bringing everything together. Her desire to go back before the end of Book 2 mirrors sentiments the audience is feeling. Because we don’t want to reach the end. We don’t want to have lost all these characters. We don’t want death to affect us the way it has Mirana and company.

One of the best things about the writing is how much we’d want to see this reality of the heroes, back to normal. What’s tragic about the new multiverse timeline then, is that despite the happy ending, it never lasts. Fate can’t be changed, no matter how much altering of creation someone like Invoker tries to do. All in the name of Filomena.

I can’t stress enough—so much of the series is about embracing loss. I think it pulls it off in a form that most series are too uncomfortable to capture. How we should treasure the things, and the people, we have right now, and how you can’t fix the broken past. You can only embrace the present.

 

The Pacing Still Feels The Same But Works When Recontextualized

For those who were not fans of the breakneck pacing last year, unfortunately, that style hasn’t changed. A lot happens in minutes regarding exposition, though when looked at individually in comparison to the whole of the series, it does feel better spaced out. The benefit of Book 3 is that since we’re at 24 episodes, you can rewatch from the beginning and see how small, boring, meandering scenes actually are significant. Especially, if you analyze it as a single-season 24-episode anime. 

As for the rest, the artwork is still gorgeous and features some of the best backgrounds in anime. I also praise the design of the world, as this season goes all out with trees with hearts, dual moons crumbling, stark scenes of dark and pink worship me moments, and of course, Goddesses. As DOTA continues to be one of the strongest female-led series that the show never gets enough credit for.

Combat is even better than before. The battles are epic and shot like this is the end of all things, and so in many moments, it feels like an actual DOTA match. As you see heroes face off and battle legions of armies. 

Atop of all this, there’s a good sense of the lore now established this season with how it all wraps together between the Dragons, Goddesses, and the Invoker/TerrorBlade and Filomena multiverse storylines. You even get some really nifty DOTA hero cameos such as Tiny and Zet, whose appearances, are sort of described in the crystalic nature of the lore. With art that’s a love letter to the game and fans who’ve been playing for over a decade.

 

Heroes At Their Best

I think I speak for everyone in that I’m super happy seeing Davion and Mirana as sort of an established behind-the-scenes couple early in the season. He goes on adventuring. She goes off Queening. They sort of meet when he visits and embraces like an unspoken couple. That Davion puts unrelenting trust in Mirana is heartwarming. That she confides in him over everyone else, is strangely comforting.

It’s weird how healthy of a power couple we see them early on, yet also, doesn’t need to be publicly displayed. It’s also adorable to see the pair meet cute again for the second time in the series and I think overall, Mirana and Davion really make the adventure the best it can be, given how much it’s all experienced from their points of view.

Davion plays a central role this season in how he becomes the vessel for all the dragon souls. It also makes him go extremely Dragon-God-like so his fight sequences feel like something straight out of Dragon Ball Z levels of epic.

Mirana meanwhile, is the focal point of the tale, allowing us to also see Marci, Luna, and all of the drama from the Sun Kingdom in an entirely new light. Again, the multiverse’s second take allows for some seriously needed context as to why, despite the reset, all these turmoils play out the same way. It also tells us a lot about the characters and makes us have a better understanding that some people, such as Mirana’s uncle, Shabarra, are terrible people.

The second take also forces Mirana to acknowledge her flaws as a person. Seeing Lara Pulver present such range is a delight, as Mirana’s struggle is really showcased by Pulver’s ability to annunciate as someone with such regale undertone, yet also, sound flawed. Seeing her freeze over seeing Marci and Davion again, her love and best friend, and how much she wants to stop both from dying is such a great character moment. It’s a testament to her voice acting strength, but also, just her character work in both the plotting and character arc the series has done wonders with her.

How Mirana, despite having these amazing gifts, is still flawed and human, presents a groundedness to the story. How despite our favorites hitting God-levels in power, it never feels one-sided. Because all the power in the universe just can’t undo certain scars. 

The only problem I had character development-wise was Fymryn and Selemene’s storyline. Mostly, because it resolves straightforwardly converting Fymryn/Mene to become the series’ strongest supporting character. In doing so, it provides her with many great moments of Wisdom, but also, sort of completely says goodbye to the Fym we remembered and embraces more of the Goddess Mene and her role.

Speaking of which, the series’ newest addition, Filomena, is amazing. Genevieve Beardslee (young Filomena) and Alix Wilton Regan (adult Filomena) together do such a wonderful job in the character portrayal that I hadn’t even realized it was two separate actors.

Filomena feels like a genuinely curious yet brilliant young woman. One whose cadence somehow bounces off Troy Baker’s Invoker with ease. The conflict between her and Invoker makes for the series’ best storylines as it’s not just the best in magic, but also, cunning. She’s got the mind of Invoker but the heart of someone… who genuinely cares about the value of life.

Now, if you’ve ever played DOTA, Invoker has since the very beginning of the game, been one of the most complicated and annoying heroes of the franchise. Someone who when played right can absolutely cause havoc in any role and situation.

This is why having him serve as a true series antagonist/anti-hero has done the show wonders and really showcases this translation from game to story. Troy Baker does fantastic work in portraying that cold and calculating maniacism. That despite all evidence of madness, Invoker acts as if he’s the only one that’s… sane. Yet, The Invoker taking advantage of everyone, along with the horrifying revelation of all those timelines makes him in my opinion: the true villain of the series. He’s like the magical version of Rick Sanchez, yet somehow, worse. A dark example of a person who’ll destroy literally everything to get his way, even if it’s in the name of an act of love: like keeping your daughter alive.

 

The Ending

How DOTA begins versus how it ends comes full circle. And though the ending is ambiguous in some ways, and gives a sense of finality in others, it’s interesting to see how it all ended.

Looking at the series from this end and back to the beginning, so much of the series is about reshaping a better world, but in actualization, having to learn to accept the flaws of the current one. Invoker reshaped the universe in 12,403 attempts to make it perfect and in doing so, killed all of existence that many people, each time it failed. All just for a little bit more time with his lost daughter. It’s a dark testament to how much people are willing to risk to get things their way.

My thoughts on what happened regarding how Filomena survives is that in the beginning Terrorblade and Invoker spoke, where a bargain was rejected due to the stipulation that a world created by Terrorblade was unacceptable for Filomena to live in. Yet, we end the season with one created by Mirana. A loophole of the same conditions but with a different God in Mirana over Terrorblade. How this could play out will be fascinating if there is a Book/Season 4.

 

The Verdict

I think that there’s a really sweet quote from the series that summarizes my thoughts about it well:

“Love is not about making a perfect world. Free from harm and free from pain. Love is living together in the world as it is, come what may.”

Between this message and a fantastic job across the board regarding the acting, writing, and overall lore connection, I think DOTA makes for one of the most beautiful 24-episode animated series ever made. I really hope DOTA: Dragon’s Blood continues.

Regardless, thank you all around to the actors, animators, staff, and showrunner, for doing a series like this in a time like now.

Episode Rating: 4.75 stars out of 5

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 1: Grounded Recap and Review

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Tendi, a green alien woman, Rutherford, a dark-skinned man with a cybernetic eye, Mariner, a Black woman with a ponytail, and Boimler, a white man with purple hair
Tendi, Rutherford, Mariner, and Boimler in Star Trek: Lower Decks - Grounded

The Irreverent Sci-Fi Comedy with a Heart of Gold Is Back!

I might be in the minority in finding Star Trek: Lower Decks the best of all the New Treks, but that’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it. And the first episode of the new season reminded me once again why I love this show so much.

Lower Decks was conceived as a show about, and I’m paraphrasing here, the lowest officers on the worst ship in Starfleet. And of course, hilarity ensues as these scrappy young ensigns repeatedly get themselves in and out of trouble. Yet, despite its irreverent tone, Lower Decks has always had a red giant-sized heart when it came to the character relationships.

Season 2 ended on a cliffhanger that saw the tough-as-nails and perpetually exasperated Captain Freeman arrested by Starfleet for the destruction of the Pakled home planet. In the first episode of Season 3, “Grounded”, the ever-volatile Beckett Mariner is extremely upset that her mother is being tried for a crime she didn’t commit and, in true Mariner fashion, decides to take matters into her own hands (after destroying a number of innocent household objects). So she rounds up the gang—Boimler, Tendi, and Rutherford—to hatch a characteristically madcap plan.

Because Boimler is such a try-hard, he diligently recorded logs that proved that Captain Freeman was nowhere near the Pakled planet when it was destroyed. However, those logs are still physically aboard the USS Cerritos, which is docked in space while the crew is grounded. So our scrappy quartet first tries to hijack a transporter, only to be thwarted by a grandfatherly engineer, then decides to hijack… an amusement park ride.

In a fun reference to Star Trek: First Contact, the gang makes their way to Historic Bozeman, a first contact-themed amusement park that includes an automated ride into Earth’s atmosphere on board the Phoenix, an early starship. Rutherford promptly disables the autopilot, and the four make their way to the Cerritos… with a hapless park patron on board.

Upon arriving, they retrieve Boimler’s logs and plan to take a shuttle back to Earth. But at the last moment, Mariner sends the other three off and runs back to the bridge. For her, the logs aren’t enough—she wants to discover the truth. But she doesn’t want to get her friends in trouble and insists on taking the Cerritos alone. Of course, the others aren’t going to let Mariner go at it alone, and Boimler manages to hijack the autopilot Mariner had set and take them all back to the ship. After a few fisticuffs, Mariner finally breaks down in tears and reminds them all that while Freeman is their captain, that’s her mom who’s in trouble, and she can’t stand feeling helpless.

This is what I love about Lower Decks: behind the hijinks and silly jokes are characters you can truly care about, who may be cartoons but feel as human as any live action actor.

Starfleet security is, of course, alerted to the Cerritos leaving the dock unauthorized, and at the same time a bunch of passing space bugs decide to make the ship their breeding ground (because this is Lower Decks, after all, and absurdity is the name of the game). Tendi tries to convince the security team that the four were assigned to observe the space bugs for science. For a moment it seems to work—until they ask who authorized the assignment.

That’s when Captain Freeman arrives triumphantly to bail them out, saying she ordered the observation. Turned out, justice had prevailed as Starfleet uncovered the true conspiracy around the Pakleds: They destroyed their own homeworld so the Federation would have to relocate to a better planet. Absolutely nothing Mariner, Boimler, Tendi, and Rutherford did made a lick of difference, and none of the episode’s adventures had any consequence other than to further exasperate Freeman.

Which I totally loved. Because, again, this is Lower Decks, and it was nice to see the show go back to its original concept of being about the “forgettable” crew members… the ones who aren’t the heroes who save the day, who do the day-to-day grunt work and do their darnedest but ultimately aren’t main character material. Over the past two seasons, our four ensigns have gotten into a lot of consequential situations that seemed to bely the show’s original pitch, and it felt like this episode was meant to remind us that no, this is not about the expert command crew of the fleet’s gleaming flagship. It’s about the underdogs… the losers, even. Yet just because they aren’t making galaxy-changing decisions doesn’t mean these characters don’t matter. And of course, being a cartoon comedy means Lower Decks gets to lovingly poke fun at Star Trek itself.

Overall, “Grounded” is an apt title for an episode that brings the show back to its roots by knocking its “heroes” down a peg while remaining true to its fun and friendly tone.

A New Mary Jane & Black Cat Series Embraces an Unlikely Pair Due to Dark Web

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Writer Jed MacKay and Artist Vicenzo Carratù launch Mary Jane & Black Cat, a five-issue limited series coming in December.

Mary Jane and Black Cat are the last two people that were expected for a team-up. Yet, here we are, focused on the eye candy that is Peter Parker’s greatest loves and their respective butt-kicking abilities.

This five-issue limited connects directly with the Dark Web Spider-Man/X-Men/Venom crossover, where, after a series of individual adventures for the thief with a heart of living in the Meow—including the current Iron Cat limited run—Jed MacKay will see Felicia Hardy and Mary Jane Watson team up for a wild ride. 

“I’ve kind of lost track of how many lives Felicia has left at this point, but she keeps coming back- and this time she’s brought a friend!” MacKay said in a statement from Marvel. “Getting back to Mary Jane and Black Cat after their one-shot last year has been a delight—and seeing how they’ve been catching up on all the drama that’s happened since then has been, well, catnip.”

Mary Jane and Black Cat cover with a green backdrop. The women standing in strong striking poses, MJ to the left, Cat to the right.

MARY JANE & BLACK CAT #1 (OF 5)
Written by JED MACKAY

Art by VINCENZO CARRATÚ

Cover by J. SCOTT CAMPBELL

On Sale 12/21

Currently, Peter and MJ are separated after a big event caused Peter’s closest people to turn away from him. What Peter had done, we’re not entirely certain, though whatever the cause, it was so bad that it destroyed all of his relationships and nearly destroyed his body and mental health.

This reboot also saw MJ with a new love interest, a man named Paul, of whom she shares two step-children with in the current timeline. It’s also been noted that the team running Spider-Man seem to have no intention of having Spider-Man get married again.

MacKay will be partnering with up-and-coming artist Vincenzo Carratù, who will be making his official Marvel Comics debut. This series will also continue a bit of that chemistry we’d seen when MJ and Felicia last worked together to save Peter in MacKay’s popular limited-run one-shot: Mary Jane & Black Cat: Beyond #1

In the current Amazing Spider-Man, things are about to get even more complicated regarding both women, as the twisted setting of the Dark Web will see Mary Jane and Felicia cross each other’s paths in the dimension of demonic Limbo. Yet, something’s changed. As both Felicia and MJ have some guilt they’ve been harboring and it’s messing with the pair’s plan to get out before all goes wrong.

Will things be okay? Check out the comic to find out!