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Who Do You Think You Are? Zachary Levi Review

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? -- "Zachary Levi" Episode 802 -- Pictured: Zachary Levi -- (Photo by: David Surowiecki/NBC)

Zach Levi Wades Through Painful Family History to Find Hope for the Future in the Latest Who Do You Think You Are?

I’ve been a fan of Zachary Levi’s acting since I got hooked on Chuck. Though he’s had many roles over the years, from Shazam! to Kurt Warner, he’ll always be that nerdy hero in my heart of hearts. Yet, despite my fandom, I didn’t actually know much about the man. Sure, he’s done well for himself, getting nominated for a Tony and having a recurring role on Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. But who he actually was? That was a big old question mark. Or at least it was until this fascinating yet painful episode of Who Do You Think You Are?

Zach’s story begins in his hometown of Ventura, California. His actual name is Zachary Levi Pugh, and from the age of 4, he realized the joy of making people laugh. He wanted to be an entertainer and was in plays and musicals during middle school. He calls himself very nerdy, without an off switch or filter. Despite his talent for humor and obvious skills, this episode is one about a search for redemption. Because Zach had a lot of turmoil hiding in plain sight in his family tree.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Zachary Levi” Episode 802 — Pictured: Zachary Levi — (Photo by: David Surowiecki/NBC)

When he was only 6, his parents separated and then later divorced. Turns out, his mother had a bad drinking problem that eventually became a pill problem. Though she was an incredibly intelligent woman, she grew up with a psychologically abusive mother. Zach believes that all abuse comes from previous abuse, though he wasn’t sure what exactly made his grandmother abusive towards her children.

By 37, Zachary had been through a tumultuous marriage and divorce of his own, and that very same year his mother died. He had been hurting for a while, feeling like a failure for most of his life. Thankfully he spent time in therapy, and thus was especially grateful for his friends and family who loved and believed in him, allowing him to heal over time. One of those people is his younger sister Shekinah McGlocklin, who helps start his journey through their family tree.

As for why Zach joined Who Do You Think You Are?, it’s mostly due to his belief that dysfunction can be traced through your lineage. As such, understanding it can help change behavior and make better decisions for future generations. With that said, Zach’s maternal side had a lot of dysfunction and pain to sift through first.

The Schencks were of German lineage from St. Louis. Zach’s maternal grandma was named Pat, and his great grandmother was Juliette Jones. By searching newspapers digitally, he finds a sad tale about an ancestor named Henry, and the scandal that impacted his life. Apparently he was promised to a 15 year old Albrecht girl, and then married someone else when he was 23. This was back in the late 1800’s. Back then, the age of consent was only 12, so the controversy here was that he was charged with ‘seduction under promise of marriage’.

Wanting more details, Zach then heads to the St. Louis Public Library, meeting Nick Syrett, a historian of sexuality. Nick helps confirm that the wording of the article likely meant Henry did have sex with the 15 year old before marrying someone else. He also confirms that Henry tried to help the girl abort the pregnancy with some ‘questionable medicine’. Unfortunately for him, abortion was illegal at the time. But it then raises a question of whether Henry married someone else to avoid being forced to marry the younger woman, as opposed to a marriage formed around mutual love and respect.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Zachary Levi” Episode 802 — Pictured: (l-r) nn Little, Professor of History at Colorado State University, Zachary Levi — (Photo by: David Surowiecki/NBC)

After looking at some microfilm, Zach finds more proof of the marriage’s weak foundation. An article showed Henry’s wife made him join the army to get rid of him, and later files for a divorce. The marriage overall sounded violent and painful, and Zach laments a pattern of threatening spouses with knives and frying pans. Henry’s wife even had him arrested twice, likely for actual physical violence he did to her.

While Zach was understandably upset by this account, as he was by the fact Henry died of liver failure, he then finds the 13th census of the US. His three times great grandpa Henry G. Schenck was a disabled veteran of the Civil War. But much to Zach’s dismay, this tale didn’t end much better than the last. At the National Archives of D.C., Donna Schuele helps find documentation that Henry G.’s wife Elisabeth filed for half his pension. Henry fought this claim, saying his wife had poor moral character, and spreading tales of drinking and carousing. To Zach’s great surprise, this account is contradicted by Henry’s own children, who say their father was quarrelsome and a heavy drinker to boot. By contrast, they advocate for their mother, who worked as a laundry cleaner to make a meager living.

Here Zach decides to investigate the paternal side of his family tree, the Pughs. He meets with a familiar face, Joseph B. Shumway. They look at a family tree that Joseph helped put together, and find a branch leading to the Clason line, which extends some 10 generations. It leads to Stephen Clawson in the 1600s, and the Puritans. From Ann Little in Fairfield Connecticut, Zach discovers Clawson’s wife was accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Zachary Levi” Episode 802 — Pictured: Zachary Levi — (Photo by: David Surowiecki/NBC)

To Zach’s pleasant surprise, he discovers Clawson advocated for his wife, and convinced 76 friends and neighbors to sign a petition showing she wasn’t a witch, but was instead a woman of good moral character. This after the court tried to drown her to prove her witchcraft, and were shocked that she floated. Luckily, Stephen Clawson’s attempts pay off, and Elisabeth is one of the very few women to get acquitted. Which helps Zach realize that not all the men of his family tree were bad, and lets him focus on empathy, grace and understanding for past and future.

While Allison Janney was still my Who Do You Think You Are? MVP last week, I appreciated this deep dive into an actor I so enjoy. Be sure and tune back next week for another exciting celebrity guest for the upcoming episode of NBC’s thrilling historical revelations.

Marvel Comics’ Dark Web Pits Spidey and the X-Men Against New Villain

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Dark Web
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Spider-Man and the X-Men take on a new type of evil within the Dark Web—and I don’t mean the internet—in this new and riveting dark crossover series set to be released in November 2022.

Discussed at multiple Marvel Comics’ panels at San Diego Comic-Con, this new crossover epic is spearheaded by Marvel writer, Zeb Wells, who will pit Xavier’s mutants and Spidey in some new adventures. This will be done over different comic books of his run of the Amazing Spider-Man and some tie-in comics, creating a web of stories between issues. 

In true Marvel Comics fashion, Dark Web has its origins in this past Free Comic Book Day, where readers were treated to a free copy of Spider-Man/Venom. In this issue, two classic Marvel characters make their appearance, Benjamin Reilly, the former Scarlet Spider (and Earth prime clone of Peter Parker), and Madelyne Pryor (Cable’s mother and Jean Grey Earth prime clone). 

Having regained popularity in the Marvel Comics universe, and both currently slighted in the mythos, Reilly and Pryor will take on new identities as Chasm and the Goblin Queen respectively, causing havoc for all residents and heroes on Earth-616. 

Dark Web will update readers on what has been happening with Benjamin Reilly and Madelyne Pryor in the introductory issues of Well’s Amazing Spider-Man #14, which will feature the artworks of Michael Dowling and Kyle Hotz.

Once releasing the foundational issues in November, Marvel Comics will drop Dark Web Alpha #1 in December featuring New Jersey Comic Book Legend, Adam Kubert, who will team up with Zeb Wells for the story.

Dark Web will offer Spider-Man and X-Men fans an opportunity to meet a new cryptic villain in Marvel Comics’ Rogues Gallery, Hallow’s Eve. 

Named after a much beloved holiday predecessor, not much is known about the spooky-looking villain. In the cover photo below, we can see Hallow’s Eve wearing a pumpkin flavo—I mean colored hooded garment and is donning a mask. 

The newest member of the Rogues Gallery, illustrated by the talented Ed McGuinness, is also holding a wooden staff and is surrounded by masks of famous Monsters. What role will she have in Dark Web, and how heavy her impact will be on our heroes, are some questions left up to readers to find out this upcoming fall. 

Aside from introducing Hallow’s Eve as a new villain to both Spider-Man and the X-Men, Dark Web’s epic crossover will also feature a reinvention of another renowned Marvel Comics villain, The Green Goblin. 

Known as the Gold Goblin in this Dark Web tie-in series, writer Christoper Cantwell and artist Lan Medina create a new arc for Norman Osborn, who is trying to escape his past as the Green Goblin and focus on being a hero due to events in the Amazing Spider-Man series. Whether Osborne can actually escape his inner goblin will also be left up to readers in this new tie-in with the Dark Web crossover series. 

This is an exciting time for Marvel Comics fans, especially Spider-Man and X-Men readers, as Dark Web will bring in a new villain into the mix and challenge a classic villain’s morality in a new and mysterious journey sure to rock the shelves of your local comic book shop. 

Find the following to be information on the first three major releases regarding Marvel Comics’ Dark Web Crossover event. 

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #14

Hallow’s Eve

Written by Zeb Wells – Art by Michael Dowling & Kyle Hotz  – Cover by John Romita Jr.

Hallows’ Eve Variant Cover by Ed McGuinness

On Sale 11/23

 

GOLD GOBLIN #1

Written by Christopher CantwellArt by Lan MedinaCover by Taurin Clarke

On Sale 11/2 

DARK WEB ALPHA #1

Written by Zeb Wells – Art by Adam Kurbert – Wraparound Variant Cover by Ryan Stegman

On Sale December 2022

All-Out Avengers Offers “All-Out” Full Throttle Action

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Avengers Assemble…again! Marvel Comics is dropping a new action-packed and adventurous title that will pit our heroes in brand new adventures with an original new villain.

On September 8, 2022, Marvel Comics will release a new and well-teased Avengers series known as All-Out Avengers. Announced at the Marvel Comics: Judgment Day Panel at San Diego Comic-Con this past week, Avengers All Out is slated to be one of the most exciting new titles to hit shelves this fall in your local comic books. 

Moderated by Marvel VP and Executive Editor, Nick Lowe, and featuring writers Mark Brooks, C.B. Cebulski, David Pespose, Mark Russell, and Darren Shan, the Marvel Comics Judgement Day Panel creators discussed their plans for Marvel’s biggest crossover event of the year. While doing so, the panelist also shone a light on a unique series that will start off the fall lines for the comic giants. 

What is really cool about the All-Out Avengers announcement at SDCC2022, is the trailer accompanying the announcement, which features the vibrant artwork of top-notch artist Greg Land

Within this trailer, we see our favorite Marvel Comics character come to life in the style of stop motion. First, we are introduced to both Iron and Thor who have to battle off a turned evil Captain Marvel, an Avengers team up with Captain America, Spiderman, Spiderwoman, and Black Panther, appearances by She-Hulk, Blade, Dr. Doom, and the introduction of a brand new villain known as Queen Arrok.

All-Out Avengers promises to be a full-throttle non-stop action adventure with thrills like no other found in other Marvel Comics titles. Written by award-winning novelist and screenwriter, Derek Landy, All-Out Avengers promises in media res action with every panel of the comic book, wasting no time for the readers looking for a truly explosive story. 

According to Marvel Comics’ press release, All-Out Avengers will have no set-ups and no exposition, as it will place our favorite Avengers characters in different and dangerous battles. When asked about writing within that format and playing with perspective in storytelling, Landy states: 

“The trick was to work within the confines inherent in the concept, but also to find a way to deliver what everyone would expect: a continuity of ideas and the development of an overarching storyline,” Landy said about the book’s unique premise. “I needed to find the hook that drags the reader from issue to issue, and I figured the best way to do that was to put the Avengers in the exact same situation as the reader: they are aware that this is happening, but they don’t know why…”

Even more interesting is that each issue will have a stand-alone story to it, while simultaneously bridging an overarching story with each new issue release. As illustrator Greg Land mentions about All-Out Avengers #1: 

“After reading Derek’s script for #1, I knew it would be a fun and challenging project,” Land added. “All of the scripts so far have been full of interesting and cool scenes for our changing roster of Avengers. Hitting each issue in the middle of the action is a terrific story vehicle and gets us off running from the start. I hope everyone can see the excitement in the artwork and all-out action( pun intended).”

We’ve already talked about many exciting Marvel Comics titles announced for this fall and all-Out Avengers is certain to be a knock-out series with nonstop action and fantastic artwork for Marvel Comics this fall.

All-Out Avengers #1 comes out on 9/7/2022. It’s written by Derek Landy with art by Greg Land. Inks are done by Jay Leisten and colors by Frank D’Armata. The cover is done by both Greg Land and Frank D’Armata. 

Marvel Comics Announces Epic Line-Up at San Diego Comic-Con 2022

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Iron Man #25 - Cover by Alex Ross
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Marvel Fans Assemble! Adding onto an already scorching summer for most, Marvel Comics announced four hot new titles at their San Diego Comic-Con this past week available this fall and winter for comic book readers. 

Promising a never been seen slate of stories, Editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski, Executive Editor Nick Lowe, and editors Darren Shan and Lauren Bisom, teamed up with comic creators Christopher Cantwell (Iron Man), Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing (Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty), Jonathan Hickman (X-Men), and Ram V (Venom, Carnage) discuss four specific stories to watch out for within the next few months.

Marvel Comics is no stranger to exploring new and fantastical ideas that manifest into epic stories, as we can see what they revealed at their panel during San Diego Comic-Con.

First up, comes a celebration of the most beloved character in Marvel Comics, Iron Man. Christopher Cantwell’s riveting conclusion of his highly rated Iron Man series, issue #25, which also happens to be the 650th issue of the Iron Man mythos, will be sold as a celebratory issue containing additional stories. 

Fans of Iron Man will be able to purchase an oversized copy of the book with a cover done by Alex Ross. Written by Cantwell, and illustrated by the incredibly talented Angel Unzueta, Iron Man #25 will drop on 11/16/2022 and provide readers with new Iron Man tales. 

Also included for readers in Iron Man’s Celebratory 650th issue, will be two original stories—the first about Iron Man’s journey to find a missing Thor in the frozen hellscape known as Niflheim, done by Murewa Ayodele and Dotun Akande; and the second done by a team-up of New Jersey Legends Kurt Busiek and Ben Dewey, concerning a time-traveling adventure featuring a vintage Iron Man, Madame Masque, and the Radioactive Man!

The next title announced at Marvel Comics’ San Diego Comic-Con panel is truly a Strange release! From the dreamlike and surreal mind of Tradd Moore, comes a four-issue limited series of Doctor Strange. The story finds Doctor Strange in a different unknown world filled with ancient secrets, mystical lands, and unspeakable horrors!

Doctor Strange: Fall Sunrise, which will be in stores on 11/23/2022 and will have Tradd Moore both writing and illustrating the series making this a title worth following. 

Marvel Comics’ next big title reveal during SDCC 2022 is truly a formidable one! From one of Marvel’s ambitious writers, Jason Aaron, comes a fascinating mash-up that will bend time to tie up his epic odyssey, hitting comic book shelves this fall. 

Combining his two current titles, Avengers Forever, and Avengers: 1,000,000 B.C., Jason Aaron will lead a new title known as Avengers Assemble Alpha, along with the incredibly talented Bryan Hitch.

According to Marvel Comics’ press release, Aaron reflects on his tenure with the Avengers as well as his contribution to one of the most famous mythologies of our time:

“Four years of Avengers stories. Threads from really every major series I’ve worked on throughout my last decade and a half at Marvel, from Ghost Rider to Thor. It all leads to this. The biggest Avengers story I could possibly imagine.”

Avengers Assemble Alpha will consist of a plethora of heroes that come from all over the Multiverse in a massive battle with villainous prehistoric origins to an army of pure evil plaguing the modern story. Aaron states: 

“Featuring a cavalcade of characters from across creation. And I’m so deeply thrilled and honored that it all kicks off with an oversized Alpha issue that’s being drawn by the legendary Bryan Hitch, who I’m getting to work with here for the very first time…Avengers Assemble. Say the words like a prayer. It’s the only thing that can save you.” 

Considered to be one of the biggest sagas in Marvel history, this one shot will be available for purchase on 11/30/2022.

Finally, Marvel Comics announced a new title for this winter for one of its more enthralling series, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur! This new solo series, written by Jordan Ifueko and illustrated by Alba Glez, will provide a new reboot for this beloved title. 

The story will look at Moon Girl’s journey from her beginnings as the smartest hero on Earth, while also rising up to become one of the greatest superheroes in Marvel history! 

Although a specific date has not yet released for Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur #1, it is slated to be at your local comic book shops in December of 2022. 

 

What We Do In The Shadows Recap: The Night Market

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When A Witch Tries to Sell You A Cage For Kids

It’s the summertime. It’s a time for gatherings, street fairs, and festivals.

This year, we seem more out in full force than ever, and why not? Things are starting to look up. It’s good to mingle, be among the polity, interact and no more ‘exclusive’ can one say they feel than a good old-fashioned market of the nocturne, when the sun goes down and the heat turns up.

For us night owls, it’s always something special, but for those “day-walkers”, it’s a place of wonderment.

It is here in the fourth episode of What We Do In The Shadows (FX) titled “The Night Market” that sometimes warns us, going into something of a moonlight bazaar might have you headed into something more bizarre.

We open in on Kid Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) with his flighty, fanciful feet beguiling Nadja’s nightclub crowd with his musical numbers. Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) couldn’t be happier. On the other hand…

Outside of reeling in record numbers of both humans and vampires alike, she believes the wraiths leave a little more to be desired as hired hands. I mean, one can only put up with five wraith-related deaths in a singular week (even if four were just human).

As it turns out their treatment by upper management was less than satisfactory and they are now taking a labor-united-kind-of-action.

Believing diplomacy is for dreamers, Nadja opts for killing the lot, as it would be far more efficient with less overhead. This leaves the Guide (Kristen Schaal) as less than a cheerleader.

Meanwhile, though Laszlo (Matt Berry) attempts to get Child Colin to rehearse his new Nat King Cole number, the poor chum’s tired. He craves a break to get back into his Book of Fairytales, which Lazzo writes off as disgustingly glossed over pablum, chiding the boy for even flirting with the idea that its contents therein provide any feel-good message. I suppose rest is for the educated, Colin!

Nadja looking as officious as ever in her ledgers meets with Xerxes, the wraiths’ appointed representative. It doesn’t come empty-handed, but rather with a handwritten list of demands including more breaks to haunt.

Thinking this is all σκατά, Nadja storms off, leaving the Guide and her team at square one.

The woes of management are all to take a turn for the better though.

As Laszlo reads Kid Colin a recounting of the Nine Years’ War, a fuming under-the-collar beloved finds pause thumbing through a tome.

It’s time for a field trip to the night market!

Now we as simple humans have all heard of night markets, as they are becoming increasingly en vogue through hipsterdom. However, those on the fringe of this earthly plane, such as vampires, have always known of their existence in every town, hidden among our pedestrian oculars.

Nandor (Kayvan Novak) compares them to our festivals, with many diversities being represented as a great place to pillage and/or barter.

As Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) gets off the phone with this mysterious vox from the first episode, all are ready to depart. He asks if it’s okay to join as a human and Nandor assures him that claiming he’s an orc would smooth over the situation in a pinch.

That’s not demeaning at all!

The one person Master doesn’t want to tag along with is poor excited Marwa (Parisa Fakhri), and through the power of his put upon Djinn (Anoop Desai) she is happy to stay home. His wishes are dwindling and through his treatment of Guillermo, he soon may have two pissed-off wives on his plate, a dish best served cold.

Taking the South Ferry Station, the crew gets a glimpse as to what kind of a train this truly is, starting with a performer who farts rhythmically to jazz, causing the humans to depart at the next stop. Those who have remained are headed towards a specific destination and as their train doors part, what lays before them is a candle-lit smorgasbord of sundries purveyed by all of demonkind.

However progressive the safe space is though, no unified currency exists between the species, so the only avenue of business is bartering, which to me is a very clever way of keeping the unnecessary logistics out of it for a comedy.

You want that script to flow, not take superfluous detours. Save that shit for literature. On a related note…

Colin’s brought his books of fairytales to barter for historical ones, as per Laszlo’s tutelage.

Nadja’s trading-up game isn’t so shabby either… I mean she ended up with Cravensworth, didn’t she?

For instance, at the Valkyrie’s booth run by two of Valhalla’s brightest (Laura Ramoso) and (Alex Jade), Nadja lays forth a simple vase that commands their awe.

It’s looking up for ya girl, who simply swiped it from Nandor’s room.

Something tells me this mild-mannered relic might be of some import down the line… I mean fuck, look at Antiques Roadshow.

In giving Kid Colin a crash course in the bleakness of reality, Laszlo introduces his protege to real faeries: garbage-dwelling shit eaters.

Not exactly the Victorian romanticism of comely wisps residing in mushrooms Colin dreamt of.

Though narrowly avoiding a Demon (Kurtys Kidd), this is only going to get worse for the guy.

Hark! Nandor hears in the distance one of the night market’s best-kept secrets: Familiar Fights! Think of dog fighting… but with Familiars.

With the Ring Master (Nick Corirossi) presiding over all, his color commentary all aglow, Nandor excitedly explains that the vampires have to submit their familiar into the fracas and a victory for one means a capital L for the other.

A warlock overhearing a way too excited vampire tell his familiar he could take on all comers brings an unexpected twist to this ‘orcs’ night.

Guillermo insists on not partaking and though a chorus of hissing and booing isn’t helping. Nandor attempting to convey his Gizmo is just too badass to compete just throws more trash talk onto this dumpster fire now in progress.

“A Challenger Appears”

Elsewhere in the market of midnight misfits, Nadja’s trade was a success for what equated to Swedish meatballs. With those, she traded with the Imps (as they love tiny foodstuffs) for a motorcycle t-shirt that bears a misogynistic rib-tickler.

Guillermo’s first fight is a win, with no punches thrown by him. The Ring Master’s commentary might as well be on point because none of the first loser’s hits were.

Taking a small break to take in the sights, Laszlo imparts the ugly truth to Kid Colin—fairy tales are lies to children because the reality is too grim or boring. This includes “a” Pinocchio who suffers from a medical malady rather than being a real puppet to garden gnomes that are only frozen in fright when being stared at.

Being fed sugary stories mentally tastes superb, but it ultimately rots your brain. Better to rip that band-aid off now, I guess?

As the second on-taker SMOKING A CIGARETTE with the acrobatics of Eddy Gordo tries to drive Gizmo into an early grave, the dude’s deft dodges ultimately send his combatant into an asthma attack, resulting in the Ring Master snapping his neck.

Let this be a lesson to you kids, DON’T square off with Guillermo de la Cruz.

With a goal in her head, Nadja delves deeper into the night market, into its more murky side streets. Think Silk Road for the undead and there she finds Big Ed’s Anarchy & Apothecary and the only proof she isn’t some fucking narc is coming up with her last trade, which is a sight gag that bears repeating. (Think Jackie Daytona’s gift from last season to Jim the Vampire).

Highly amused he extracts a box containing three milky vials. Her final deal has been made.

As for finality, Guillermo defeats his last rival, an old lady with glasses (still breathing). The pacifist pugilist is the grand champion of the familiars.

Therein lies the rub.

Sending him off with a stupid bag of dry dog food is his prize. Theirs?

A square-off with their champ vamp, a monster monikered Gorgo the Murderer (Nicholas Grimes). I wonder how he earned that honorific.

My guy’s not phased, as he’s a born vampire killer, but because a rally of vampires seeing a familiar kill one of their own for the first time isn’t a great look for him nor his Master, Nandor wishes to take Gorgo’s place.

They say the nightlife can take you places you’d never expect!

Though both don’t actually wish to kill the other, Nandor’s doubt in Guillermo’s ability makes the tussle all the more personal. This includes deployment of stakes, a bit of flipping, “Phantom Menacing” and good ole’ sword fighting, ultimately ending up with a wooden pole aimed at Master’s heart.

This isn’t how their friendship is supposed to go down, much less to a febrile audience, so Nandor agrees to pretend to snap Guillermo’s neck, thusly concluding basically what was their therapy session in real-time.

Back at the club, Nadja presents the Guide with the box, extracting the vials and placing them right in front of Xerxes, rubbing its hands before Big Boss retracts the goods.

These vials contain the Water Lily of the Nile, a medicinal flower, which according to the Egyptians would ease the suffering of the afterlife when buried with the dead. It’s the only drug that helps with the pain of being a wraith, basically being the heroin of the afterlife.

Thanks, Compendium Narcoticum!

Ostensibly, solidarity means fuck-all to Xerxes and it takes the bribe in exchange for telling the others what to do in concordance with Nadja’s whims.

However, you don’t fuck with the Local though no matter if you’re living or dead, as scabs get picked off.

Without a leader, Nadja has no choice but to relent to Mondays off with pay and five additional storage closets for lodgings, which seems amenable to the rest.

Laszlo offers to read a tucked-in but mind-blown Colin fairy tale but he denies it.

His boy opts instead for one of Laszlo’s choices, which unsurprisingly he had loaded for bear.

What better choice for a vampire to read than Truman Capote’s best?

This episode is reminiscent of season one’s “Manhattan Night Club” in both change of locale and breadth of characters while still rewarding us with an ever-expanding world of creatures.

Whether they choose to use it to their advantage or tick it off as a “first time, only time” type of tease remains to be seen.

At the very least we could say thanks to the documentary crew, we caught a glimpse of a realm outside our pedestrian own that wasn’t meant to be.

Who Do You Think You Are? Allison Janney Review

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? -- "Allison Janney" Episode 801 -- Pictured: Allison Janney -- (Photo by: Scott Eisen/NBC)

Allison Janney Chases Her Family Tree From Bermuda To Jamestown in the Latest Episode of Who Do You Think You Are?

Though I never knew much about Allison Janney as a person, I was probably more familiar with her work than either of the first two celebrities on this season’s Who Do You Think You Are? After all, she won an award for I, Tonya, got her big break in West Wing, and has long had a recurring role as a snarky delight in Mom. Despite all that, Allison admits early in the episode that a quote she agreed with is that “Allison, you are going to be successful in spite of yourself”. She was always told that she wasn’t pretty enough, needed to be more edgy, or simply that she was too tall. Despite all this, she’s had a successful career, and now wants to discover more about her past.

Allison was born in Boston, Mass and then her family quickly moved to Dayton, Ohio. Her maternal grandparents were named Big Hall and Sippy. Sippy was her favorite grandmother, rebellious and full of naughty adventures. Every year Sippy and Hal vacationed in Bermuda, only for Sippy to die there at a relatively young age. Thus, Allison decided to work with Ancestry to learn more about the maternal side of her family tree. And suffice to say, she found some really fascinating bits of history.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Allison Janney” Episode 801 — Pictured: Allison Janney — (Photo by: Scott Eisen/NBC)

With the help of Ancestry genealogist Joseph B. Shumway, Allison learns some of the opening tidbits about her story. With his help, they trace her lineage through 8 generations to the 17th century. It turns out, her early family before that arrived from England, and there’s talk of the Great Migration and the Mayflower. But actually getting to that point was far more of an adventure than anybody could have expected.

Great grandpa Stephen Hopkins arrived on Bermuda in 1609, a few years before the Mayflower. First, he had a little detour on a ship called the Sea Venture. He was aiming for Jamestown, but then they wrecked. There he was, separated from his wife and young child. Allison had to know how he got from there to Boston, Mass.

Allison does more legwork and chases this lead to Bermuda herself. There at the National Museum, she talks with historian Michael Jarvis. From him she learns a lot about grandpa Stephen and the crew of the Sea Venture. A hurricane was what steered them off course. Once shipwrecked on Bermuda, they found a paradise uninhabited by humans, and abundant with nature, including fish, birds and edible plants. They managed to thrive this way for a couple months before realizing rescue wasn’t coming, and they would have to get off the island themselves. Which is where things got a bit more complicated.

A document from Sir Thomas Gates, Virginia’s governor designate, clarifies what was at stake. He desperately wanted to complete the voyage and directed the crew as such. Jamestown was only a couple years old at that point, and he wanted the prestige of running a new colony. Unfortunately for him, the crew of the Sea Venture wanted to stay and try their luck in Bermuda. There was a legitimate mutiny fomented in part by Hopkins. He was working as a clarke for a minister at the time, and so most of the men had a lot of respect and love for him. He tried to convince everyone to ignore Gates’ wishes. The result was a drastic move by Gates, who had him shackled and sentenced to death.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Allison Janney” Episode 801 — Pictured: Allison Janney — (Photo by: Scott Eisen/NBC)

Luckily, the men so loved Hopkins that they succeeded in pleading for his life. But afterwards, there was no talk of staying on their island paradise. They stripped the Sea Venture to build two smaller vessels, named Deliverance and Patience. So equipped, they left Bermuda after 10 months in 1610 for Jamestown, and this also lead to the eventual colonization of Bermuda later on. Though it was mere coincidence that Allison’s grandma Sippy died on the island her ancestor was shipwrecked, this helped to stir her imagination.

Next Allison heads to Jamestown, where she meets with James Horn, a man well versed in the history of the area. Not only was it the first permanent English settlement in America, but it’s one with a tragic history. While part of the fleet Hopkins was on arrived in 1609, by that point they had depleted provisions and wounded men. There were up to 500 men living in the fort at Jamestown. And according to an account from George Percy, the state of the colony quickly went from bad to worse.

While there was a massive contingent of Indians of immense power on Jamestown, the English managed to trade with them for a while. It was going well enough until the Indians realized this wasn’t a temporary settlement. Suddenly the colony of Englishmen were trapped by their own walls and things escalated. The 500 or so men was whittled down to 60, and those that remained were skeletal from starvation. There was even evidence of cannibalism. This was the sight that greeted Hopkins after his island detour. And while at first he tried to abandon the horrific colony, he was brought back by an English longboat packed with provisions. So with the day saved, Allison was curious why Stephen would leave Jamestown.

Some digital correspondence from James Horn explains exactly why Stephen left the colony. It was because in 1613, his wife died in England, leaving their daughter Constance without parents. Furthermore, documentation shows that Stephen remarried afterwards to a woman named Elizabeth Fisher.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Allison Janney” Episode 801 — Pictured: Allison Janney — (Photo by: Scott Eisen/NBC)

In Plymouth, Allison meets Dr. Donna Curtin. A weathered transcript about the Plymouth families shows Stephen lived there with Elizabeth. A manifest from the Mayflower shows they had several children, two with his first wife and a couple more with his second. Despite all the havoc and chaos of his life, Stephen had a truly unique journey. He had a foothold in the establishment of 3 English plantations. Like many Mayflower pilgrims, he was tempted by the promise of land as well as religious freedoms.

Ironically, after his tumultuous journey on the Sea Venture, the Mayflower almost crashed as well. They wound up docking at a different region than expected, and refused to get off the boat until they had written a Mayflower Compact. This was like a proto Constitution, and an early expression of representative government. Hopkins served as an elected official and lived a life of surprising prosperity and perhaps a bit of providence. In him, Allison saw an echo of her own resilience, and had newfound appreciation for her ancestry.

Tiger Division Features A Marvel Superheroes Team Based In South Korea

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Marvel is giving the international super team Tiger Division a new limited series, with a run by Emily Kim and Creees Lee this November.

During San Diego Comic-Con’s retailer panel, the superhero team Tiger Division was announced to be getting it’s own original run. Featured in the 2021 books Taskmaster and Black Cat Annual with Felicia Hardy – both books by author Jed MacKay – the hit superhero sensations based in Korea will now get their own original story with a five-issue limited series. 

The Tiger Division comic series is created by Silk writer Emily Kim and illustrated by Marvel’s Voices: Identity artist Creees Lee. This current team-up will be the newest iteration in a long line of Marvel international superhero teams.

Already popular for its noted team leader in the nine-tailed based White Fox, along with the cryokinetic K-Pop sensation/superstar Luna Snow, Tiger Division’s team is going to be composed of seven members in total. Much like many of the other popular superhero teams in comics (i.e. the Justice League).

The revealed five additional team members are listed as follows:

  •       Taegukgi, the patriotic powerhouse with a heart of gold
  •       Lady Bright, a card-wielding and mysterious sorceress
  •       Mr. Enigma, a street-brawling demigod
  •       The General, a living totem
  •       And Gun-R II, an android with an attitude

“I’m so excited to be launching Tiger Division’s first limited series,” Kim said in a statement from Marvel’s press release. “As a lifelong fan of comics, I never thought I’d get the chance to write for an all-Korean group. Hopefully, it’s not the last and there will be many more Tiger Division stories to come.”

Issue #1 of Tiger Division will go on sale in Novermber 3rd. The series will also feature main cover artwork by artist Creees Lee. It will also feature collectible variant covers from Ron Lim, Artgerm, Junggeun Yoon, and Peach Momoko.

For more information check out Marvel.com 

It’s Back To School Time For Marvel’s Strange Academy!

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Strange Academy

An update on Marvel’s Strange Academy comic series at San Diego Comic-Con

Attendees at San Diego Comic-Con’s Retailer Panel hear the news via surprise guest Skottie Young. Strange Academy is due to return come November! The spellbinding adventures of the students at Doctor Strange’s school for the mystic arts will continue care of Young and artist Humerto Ramos in Strange Academy: Finals #1.

These two incredible creators brought back the mystical aspects of the Marvel Universe in their innovative run through the introduction of new blood like Emily Bright, Doyle Dormammu, and Zoe Laveau. Their strategy worked with Strange Academy pleasing new and existing Marvel fans alike, making it one of the hottest Marvel titles around, but they aren’t slowing down expect better things to come!

The series’ first era ended earlier this month with STRANGE ACADEMY #18, featuring a student rebellion, a harrowing trek to the Dark Dimension, and the conclusion that some of the school’s shining stars harbor dark futures…

Freshman year is coming to a close! From the start of the year the big question has been – who is destined to save Strange Academy, and who might bring about its doom? Marvel Magic’s future is at stake, and it might take A LOT more than the Sorcerer Supreme and his school for magic to stand a chance!

“This is a real passion project for me and Humberto, and we’ve never had so much fun making this project,” Young said. “All of the high school teen drama between Dormammu’s son Doyle and Emily Bright is going to come back, but this is not just a continuation of the next day of class! You will see the ramifications of how the first series ended, and we’re going to be focusing on some really cool characters. And with the prophecy over the last few years…someone’s going to come out of this changed in a big way.”

“When we first started, we just wanted to do something together, but it was great to see the reaction from the fans,” Ramos added. “I love drawing these characters, and Skottie gives them the best scripts to play with these kids, their universe, their concerns and powers, and the way they’d like the world to be. This new saga and chapter of their lives will be really insane.”

Here’s the main cover and the interior artwork to get you going, and be sure to be there when the newest Marvel Comics’ sensation returns October 26!

FX’s ‘The Old Man’ is a Tension-Fueled Series Well Worth Your Time

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The Old Man Review

The Old Man, FX and Hulu’s summer spy thriller wrapped up this past week. The show told the story of Dan Chase (Jeff Bridges), a former CIA operative who had been in hiding for decades. He gets discovered, causing him to flee across the country, running from his old partner, the assistant CIA director Harold Harper (John Lithgow). 

It was a master class in acting from the two leads. Bridges’ face is lined with pain and regret, but he can easily turn on the charm when he needs to convince a woman to let him keep his dogs in his Airbnb rental. Lithgow can go from the man in control behind the scenes to being in the throes of desperation. Every scene they’re in is fascinating. Also, Alia Shawkat is exceptional and deserves some Emmy attention in 2023. 

The show is light on the action after the first episode (Not that surprising, considering Bridges is 77 and had lymphoma and covid during production), but extremely high on tension. There’s a moment when Chase and his companion have to go through a routine traffic checkpoint in the suburbs. It is the most normal thing in the world, but tension gets ratcheted up to the point where Chase is imagining what he’d have to do if things go south. It’s compelling. 

The intriguing thing about this show is that it’s all about consequences. It toggles back and forth between Dan Chase in the present and his younger self in Afghanistan. Younger Chase is helping the charismatic rebel leader Faraz Hamzad fight the Russians occupying his country. Chase is certain that this is the guy who is going to stabilize the country, so he goes rogue, working against the CIA’s wishes. Younger Harold Harper has his doubts but reluctantly agrees to funnel them money and weapons off the books. Well, things start going wrong pretty quickly, leading to a cascading chain of events that 35 years later sends Jeff Bridges on the run from hired assassins. 

It’s hard to watch this show and not be immediately reminded of real-world CIA adventures, such as funding mujahideen groups to get the Russians out of Afghanistan (including some allegations that money went to Osama bin Laden). Or how doing what seemed like the right thing in 1985 could cause a butterfly effect that leads to US troops being in the country for 20 years. 

Thinking about the story arc, I compare it to Scorsese’s recent movie, The Irishman. DeNiro is reflecting on the choices that led him to live out his days alone in a shabby senior center. There are none of the glamors we associate with classic mob movies. Likewise, The Old Man isn’t about spy film capers. There aren’t any Mission: Impossible or Jason Bourne-level stunts. Instead, it’s about Bridges and Lithgow dealing with the fallout of decisions they made long ago. Decisions they thought were the best at the time. And the fallout is heavy. 

The Old Man is a great, tension-fueled series, and well worth your time. I’d recommend parceling the episodes out, rather than bingeing them. All the better to savor the performances. 

All episodes of The Old Man are available to stream on Hulu. 

X-Treme X-Men Returns with Chris Claremont and Salvador Larroca

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Set after the final issue of the book’s initial run, X-TREME X-MEN returns in a new limited series

Announced at San Diego Comic-Con’s Retailer Panel, the highly renowned X-Men writer Chris Claremont is reuniting with another X-Men icon, Salvador Larroca. All for a brand-new X-TREME X-MEN limited series in November!

These two practically defined 2000s X-Men with their daring work on the first X-TREME X-MEN, presenting radical elements that have had long-standing influences on the mutant mythos even today. Now they’ve returned with a new saga set during the time of their definitive run.

The new series takes place directly following the final issue of X-TREME X-MEN with a story arc that ensures wide-reaching consequences for some favorite X-characters. The X-Treme team reunites for a high-stakes mission after Kitty Pryde suffers from a potent psychic attack, care of her old enemy, Ogun. Yet, what secret is Ogun hiding? And will the combined might of Bishop, Sage, Gambit, Rogue, Rachel Summers, Storm, and Wolverine even be enough to stop his sinister plan?

“I’m very happy to be teaming up with Chris again to bring back the adventures of the X-Treme X-Men!” Larroca said. “It’s been a long time and I’ve missed this team and this book that I consider a child of mine. I hope fans enjoy what we’re doing with this new run–there’s lots of new histories to tell. This is the book that Chris Claremont fans have been waiting for and I’m proud to once again illustrate his awesome plots. Let’s make this an instant classic!”

X-cited? Well, that’s not all! Keep your eyes peeled for X-TREME Marvel variant covers. A new variant cover program that celebrates the unveiling of X-TREME X-MEN by taking things to the X-TREME with your favorite heroes.

You can check out the main cover now. And be ready for the launch of Claremont’s newest X-Men epic when X-TREME X-MEN #1 arrives this November!

Peter David To Pen Joe Fix It Miniseries

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Arguably the greatest author of The Incredible Hulk comics, Peter David and Yildiray Cinar team up for a limited Joe Fixit miniseries

Marvel has been bringing back and retaining some of their best talents all throughout the company lately and it seems like The Hulk will be next in line for getting that same treatment. Revealed last Tuesday, The incredible Peter David will be continuing his run at Marvel by penning a new Joe Fixit story about the finely dressed and highly beloved, Grey Hulk

After David finished a limited series run trilogy focused on Maestro with Maestro: World War M, the author will continue to work with Marvel yet again to tell the story of the Las Vegas hedonistic bodyguard known as Joe Fixit. 

The story will be set during David’s original Incredible Hulk timeline from the 1980s. WIth artist Yildiray Cinar, of  The Marvels acclaim, set to join in on the art. 

“When I created Joe Fixit decades ago, it was merely as a means to shake up the standard formula,” David explained in an exclusive with Marvel. “Typically Bruce would have set up some sort of situation and he would be worried that the Hulk would inevitably show up and screw things up. The storyline with Joe flipped the formula on its head, and set up the Hulk with his great situation in Vegas and he was worried that Bruce would show up to screw things up. I had no idea that the character would have this much-staying power, and that so much would eventually be done with him in the pages of the Immortal Hulk. I’m thrilled that Marvel has given me this opportunity to revisit with an old friend.”

You can check out this issue #1 original cover by Cully Hamner. The comic is set to release in the latter half of 2023.

joe fixit holds a thug in his hand by the poolside.

The Office: ‘Princess Unicorn Dolls’ Now A Giveaway On Peacock

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The Office fans can enter sweepstakes to win some one-of-a-kind dolls of Princess Unicorn from Season 5

In commemoration of The Office Season 5 superfan episodes, available exclusively on NBC’s Peacock, the series has made a surprising partnership with legacy toymakers, Mattel. Re-created for most die-hard collectors of everything DunderMifflin, fans of The Office can now get a chance to own an exact replica of the Princess Unicorn dolls featured during The Office season 5 Christmas special.

These Princess Unicorn dolls were featured in one of the most popular episodes of The Office. Specifically, the “Moroccan Christmas” episode where Dwight, after having researched the hot-ticket toy item for the Christmas season, began hustling the dolls to late-gift-seeking parents for 10x market price. This, of course, is much to the chagrin of Toby who’d been seeking the doll for his daughter. Desperately asking another Office member if he could purchase Dwight’s final doll…

The winner of the Sweepstakes will win both one-of-a-kind Princess Unicorn dolls (as seen below). For a chance to win these unique collectibles, fans can go to DunderMifflin.com to apply. Furthermore, 48 others will also be eligible for a secondary consolation prize, where winners will be given a World’s Best Boss Mug and an Office Funko Pop!

This sweepstake runs from now until Thursday, August 11th. For official qualification requirements on how to submit, check out these Princess Unicorn Sweepstakes Official Rules.

princess unicorn dolls

All that said, NBC still seems to have a knack for creating longstanding comedies that stand throughout the tests of time. Perhaps it’s the whole Saturday Night Live comedy affiliation, or maybe, it’s just that Lorne Michaels is some kind of funny entertainment genius? Regardless, the network has created some longstanding hits including Friends, Seinfeld, and of course… The Office.

Seventeen years since its debut, the series is still beloved by many fans. Hitting a revitalization period on NBC Peacock, with millions still watching on a regular, The Office is proving that it still has a dedicated fan base. In fact, it even has its own yearly unaffiliated fan-created convention called dundercon.

You can check out all episodes of The Office available on the NBC Peacock streaming app.

The Kids in the Hall Reboot Review

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the cast in the kids in the hall reboot

Why Prime’s The Kids in The Hall Reboot Review is a Love Letter To The 90s Lost Generation

Everything old is new again, give or take about thirty years, so now it’s the 90’s turn. The Kids in the Hall was a sketch comedy show that ran from the late 80’s to the mid 90’s and was, in a word: spectacular. That’s not hype, mind you, that’s the consensus of a generation, and, if their consistently sold-out tours are any sign, more than just one. Yes, David Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson are back to show the young bucks what real comedy is.

The Kids do a good job of balancing fan service with new offerings – many of their sketches involve or reference classic characters, but there are also original entries. Perhaps their smartest move is using their failed movie as not only the linchpin for their revival but integrating probably the two best personalities from it (I do love how well Don embodies corporate evil).

Here’s a very brief rundown of the episodes:

Episode 1

a group of men dancing 60 on the pole

  1. The first episode establishes how the Kids were able to pull off a revival – thanks Brain Candy! It also reintroduces the audience to Marv and Don, two of the main players from the aforementioned movie who will chime in from time to time to give us the “network exec” perspective.
    • Best Sketch: “60 on the Pole” – complete with props proving their age, the Kids don’t need much make up (sorry, guys!) to embody their geriatric money-makers. Though, they might want to invest in some umbrellas – those coins hurt!
    • Worst Sketch: “Friends of Kids in the Hall” – meant to be a cameo opportunity it feels largely wasted as the celebs featured here mostly talk about anything but the Kids…which, I get is the joke, but Mark Hamill’s appearance seems to express the audience’s frustration here (though he doesn’t show up till the last episode).

Episode 2

a funeral in the last glory hole

The second episode finds humor in subjects that are closer to home for men of their age. Changing bodies, technology, and even an absurdist twist on the prized “hot rod” (here a motorized recliner that, let’s face it, can’t compete with an actual classic car). There are a lot of great sketches here including an appearance by fan favorite Buddy Cole.

Best Sketch: Like I said, there are some solid contenders here but I’m gonna have to give it to “Imaginary Girlfriend”, a hilarious piece about a man who is worried his imaginary girlfriend is cheating on him (it’s not paranoia if you’re right, right???).

Worst Sketch: “Friends of Kids in Hall” once again – which I admit is a bit of a cop-out but as stated, this episode is just chock full of gems.

Episode 3

two of the cast talk during market fair

The third episode is probably my least favorite mostly because I’m not all for absurdist humor. However, that’s not to say it isn’t a good episode, especially for fans of out-there premises. There’s a running gag of a doomsday DJ with only one song to play, the misunderstanding of a dying man’s pleas played to comic results eventually…, and a truly gross snake-oil sales pitch meant to satirize American laziness, I think?

Best Sketch: In an offering of truly weird sketches my favorite is naturally the most grounded, “Danny’s New Shoes”, which explores cancel culture with an absurdist twist.

Worst Sketch: As much as “Gut Spigot” grossed me out at least it made some sense, on the other hand, the running gag “Doomsday DJ” did not amuse me at all. Dave Foley plays a depressing disc jockey in a bunker who not only plays just one song over and over, but is steadily losing power.

Episode 4

three of the cast act as heroes in super drunk

Turns out many of the Kids had alcoholic fathers, which is where the character “Super Drunk” comes into play. Episode four features his running gag culminating in the appearance of fan favorite “head crusher” which leads to a truly stupid stand-off of these two bastions of toxic masculinity. Speaking of, “The Patrol” exemplifies the dangers of old man vigilantism, while a lesser gag about collector culture spirals into a self-aware fourth-wall breaker. All in all, not a terrible episode, but no number 2.

Best Sketch: While growing up with an alcoholic parent is tragic in many ways, the “Super Drunk” trilogy really manages to embrace the old adage of tragedy + time = comedy.

Worst Sketch: Sorry “The Patrol”, you just eeked out “Antique” as my least favorite sketch this episode.

Episode 5

he's having a baby

Five golden sketches, am I right? But seriously, this episode has a beautiful bunch of gems. From a foreign film couple getting counseling, to a man endangered by a pair of black widow tabbies, both the visual and comedic quality is high here.

Best Sketch: I have to give it to “Cats” purely for the Jordan Peele execution – I know that might be like internet trolls giving J.R.R. Tolkien shit for “ripping off” Harry Potter, but I don’t mean it in a disrespectful way. The Kids have certainly embraced more cinematic approaches in their original series, but the overall horror tone of this sketch feels too much like the Key & Peele co-creator to be ignored.

Worst Sketch: Although it brings back the classic character of Gavin, “We’re Having a Baby” is a long walk to a weird joke – basically the most bizarre origin story for a well-known Disney character ever conceived (pun fully intended). I enjoyed the beginning but not so much where it went.

Episode 6

a group of robed deaths

The Kids have been somewhat outspoken on the topic of “edgy” comedy, with Scott Thompson expressing downright anger towards the limitations imposed on comedians as of late so it’s no surprise when “Don and Marv” lambaste what Amazon is expecting of the Kids (please tell me you understand satire). Outside of these bookends, the rest of episode six houses silly sketches that don’t seem heavy on messaging.

Best Sketch: Naturally, I’m going with “The Baby” because it is an amazing take on an uncomfortable truth many people would never admit to, but “Bananas” is a very close second – a hilariously stupid sketch that has a lot going for it the least of which is a “Colbert” shout-out.

Worst Sketch: “Flags of Mark” is easily the worst sketch, possibly in this whole season, but definitely of this episode. Where “Fran and Gordon” is sweet, and “Cops – Parade” is too short to be terrible, “Flags of Mark” is another absurdist piece that goes on too long and makes no fucking sense at all. It is the modern art of sketches and for that reason, I hate it.

Episode 7

in a 70s living room, the professor and the cast of the kids in the hall

The penultimate episode of the series is among the weaker ones in my opinion. First there’s the bizarre revisit of Taddli, whose running gag features warped versions of after-school “PSA”s. Then comes “Lukewarm” and its idiotic tenant, the only saving grace here is Eddie Izzard’s cameo. Finally “The Eradicator” awakens from an extensive coma to find the world less competitive than he left it. But it isn’t all bad…

Best Sketch: “The Professor” is a hilariously weird sketch that seems to mock Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf as well as sex-ed. Featuring Scott Thompson doing his best to be “straight” in order to dominate in his relationship, “The Professor” offers some truly good couples counseling – which is funny given that “Couples Counseling” does not.

Worst Sketch: How to choose…I’m going to single out “Lukewarm” here, because I just can’t buy the premise. Kevin McDonald is an excellent foil but to believe someone is that stupid??? I get that it’s satire so it is the truth through an extreme lens but much like “Who’s on First”, I just can’t.

Episode 8

a woman in a lounge

We’ve reach the end. Will it be the final, finale for the Kids? Or, will the youths stream in numbers high enough to allow them another season? If you’re thinking that’s quite a cliff-hanger, don’t worry they have a sketch just for you!

Best Sketch: Despite the fun of “Cliffhanger” and “Don and Marv – Reburial”, I’m gonna have to give it to “Much too Much”. The execution is simply fantastic. Kevin McDonald and Dave Foley go together so well, and Kevin’s character really displays beautifully why his wife is leaving him while having no fucking clue as to why his wife is leaving him. It is magnificent.

Worst Sketch: I really want to say “Friends of Kids in the Hall” simply for the wasted use of Mark Hamill, but I’m gonna turn to “Must Wash Hair”. The restaurant employees have been something of a running gag throughout the season, and while I loved “Foodie’s Tarte”, “Must Wash Hair” is much less appealing to me. It starts interestingly enough, but the ending is weak.

Overall, this is a fantastic sixth season (which is what the Kids themselves consider this outing to be) for what was, or, I guess, still is an amazing sketch comedy series. I generally have a lot of doubts when it comes to reboots and revivals of shows because as a rule I don’t see them as necessary. But, that’s not to say they are without merit. Some reboots can breathe life into a long dead IP and inspire a new generation to dip into the original, while a revival can update and re-imagine an old series for the modern age.

Do they always achieve their lofty goals? Of course not. Most are blatant cash grabs hoping to ride a wave of nostalgia to the bank. Yet, you get a sincere effort every once in a while, and I believe that’s what we have here.

Bonus: If you’re a longtime fan of the Kids, or just a newcomer interested in learning more about the hilarious people behind the show you just checked out, there’s a doc for you! Amazon is also hosting The Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks, a documentary that follows the troupe from their formation till now.

Comedy Punks also includes brief appearances by famous fans of the show who speak about how influential the Kids were on their own comedy careers. Strangely, instead of being a single 2 hour documentary, Punks is split into two “episodes” each being around an hour.

I recommend this “show” to any Kids fans, it is an insightful tribute to a comedy group that is rivaled only by Monty Python, full of love, happiness, and of course a touch of tragedy the film does justice to who exactly these Kids are.

Bright Memory: Infinite PS5 Review

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Screenshot: PS5

 

Though Bright Memory: Infinite is a short game that only takes a few hours to beat, it is in these brief moments of slash-and-shoot-styled gameplay that the game truly operates at its best, delivering heart-pulsing action. What’s incredible is that for a game with such gravitas in its beautifully designed combat that pulls you in, it’s surprisingly designed by a single person: designer Zeng Xian Cheng. What’s terrible is that with a larger team, this game actually could have been a AAA prospect, because it’s that good.

Developed by FYQD Studio and published by Playism, Bright Memory: Infinite is a fun first-person shooter and action-centered video game. It’s a fusion genre that uses an array of weapons and skills to unleash devastating combos against the enemy. Though just who that enemy is or why the player is meant to care may be Bright Memory Infinite’s greatest problem.

 

What Is Bright Memory: Infinite About?

Bright Memory: Infinite is definitely more about the gameplay than it is the story, as it feels really short and more like a side mission to a larger game. To be quite honest, I’m not entirely sure what this game is even about. From what I’ve read from other reviewers, I don’t think anyone fully understands what’s happening either, and I’ll explain why. 

First, there’s definitely a science fiction world set up here in the stylings of a Cyberpunk or Resident Evil-style organization gone too far that’s messing with the nature of the environment. Whatever caused this, it led to a giant gravitational hole in the sky that is pulling everything in, which is why Shelia is called to investigate in the first place.

Shelia is a special agent of the Supernatural Science Research Organization. She’s gifted with a mechanical hand, telekinesis, ESP, and in general, is just an all-around one-stop shop for ass-kicking. We don’t really get much more than that other than she’s being assigned to stop the terrorist SAI organization led by General Lin.

The problem with this is that the game sort of hints at a mysterious disturbance and an evil corporate military-industrial complex, but never executes on what any of it all really means. You’ll also be occasionally dropping back in time for battles against giant warriors from an old empire, which is really cool and tied to the storyline… but the why is sort of anyone’s guess. 

Graphics

shelia's skins in bright memory infinite

Besides combat, the graphics are probably the second best thing about the game and looks gorgeous on the PS5. The ray tracing really puts a shine on the blood, pooling, and reflections in the game, giving the overall experience a smoothness usually reserved for the type of works expected of a AAA title. 

Atop of this, the techno futuristic aesthetic blends very well with its culturally Chinese in-game environments. Locations are actually modeled off real life places in China and parts of the game are set along the Yongji Bridge of Chengyang (also known as the Chengyang Wind and Rain Bridge) and the Xinjiang Qianhu Miao Village. 

The location designs and environmental appearances actually do play into the game’s mechanics. Players can expect ambushes in the thrush of bamboo or face off against traditionally armored Chinese warriors in the game’s random flashback battles. There are also some pretty graphic battles featured later, including one atop of an airliner and another heavily featured car-chase battle.

The one qualm I had regarding the graphics is probably the skin textures, as a lot of the details look pasty and last generation, lacking very specific fine details that have become customary for this console generation. This becomes less distracting when utilizing some of the game’s add-ons including an array of guns and sword skins, and of course, the many, many, ridiculously skimpy outfits for Shelia. Still, because this is a first-person shooter, most of these cosmetics aren’t even that noticeable except during cutscenes. 

It reminds me of the newer Resident Evil games where you could mod your characters in an array of revealing outfits. Which I guess makes sense, given both are meant for fast action-driven campaign runs and lots of replayability, though it also just provides some obvious distraction during the probably weakest moments: its storyline. 

 

Gameplay

shelia battles atop an airplane, gun aimed against an enemy with a baton, in bright memory infinite

The combat is easily the best thing about Shiela. You can dodge, jump, and juggle combos between melee abilities or switch to shooter mode with a choice of four different guns. Each gun features its own sort of special ammo that can be strategically used in harder battles. You’ve got a shotgun, sniper, and pistol later in the game and each has its own very powerful bullet abilities such as sticky bombs or incendiary explosives.

For those who like to take the defend and counter approach, there are a lot of telekinesis combos to pull, push, and hang enemies in the air. The enemies usually come in standard types, bigger shielded types, ones that need to be countered, and ranged enemies that try to stay distant and snipe Shelia from the back. Unfortunately, none of these enemies prove to be much of a challenge and the AI in the game is very poor. Thankfully, the game’s 4 very challenging boss battles make up for this lack of difficulty.

Something neat about the game is that despite how vast the combat capabilities are, for my entire playthrough I didn’t run into a single clipping or glitch error. The controls in the PS5 edition seemed pretty flawless and I’m surprised nothing broke during my three runs of the game. The gunfire mechanics and blade parry worked wonders, as did all of Sheila’s metal fist telekinetic abilities. An underlooked feature of the game is that you can wall run, double jump, and dodge in any direction, making the movement very fast in the game. 

The replayability of the game is tied to having all of your abilities unlocked, as it’s basically just the same game. What’s cool on a second playthrough though, is that your unlocked weapons and specials carry over. So new ways to defeat enemies from previously played levels can be found.

 

Game Design

Shelia aims her rifle at an enemy in a jungled village level in bright memory infinite

There are 7 chapters in the game in total. Most of the gameplay is focused on the action, though there are a few moments of stealth and car chases that sort of change the pace of the playthrough. Many enemies have defensive armor that requires repeated attacks, countering, or powerful gun blasts in order to wear it down; though how you do it, is one of the coolest things about the game as the combat is pretty creative.

The game has voice acting in full English, Japanese, and Chinese audio. There are multiple languages in terms of subtitles. However, the game does lack accessibility options. Atop of this, despite how pretty the environment is, most of the environment is non-interactive and serves mostly as a backdrop rather than something to be featured during combat.

Finally, kit and skill tree system enhancements are really what drives the game, as unlocking abilities to see what they do keeps it entertaining for a first and second playthrough. Players can find relics to unlock these upgrades rather easily.

 

The Verdict

Bright Memory: Infinite has some extremely fun gameplay elements that feel expertly refined. It just falls short in terms of length and story. I think with a larger team and some additional story refinement, this could actually become a giant AAA-level sensation. Still, it’s pretty incredible that one person designed most of this by themselves as it’s a really great game well-deserving of some kudos.

OVERALL: 8/10

San Diego Comic-Con 2022: Everything To Check Out From Marvel Entertainment

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Marvel's schedule at SDCC 2022

The MCU And Marvel Entertainment Together Will Make For One Marvelous Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con is happening in just a few days and Marvel Entertainment is pulling out all of the stops this time around. The company will be giving away exclusive variant cover issues and posters—available only at SDCC—and is set to host a wide range of special events and sell unique collectibles.

Marvel is one of the biggest attractions for SDCC this year. The MCU (the movie studio not to be confused with all of Marvel Entertainment) is making its triumphant return after skipping San Diego Comic-Con 3 out of the last 4 years, in 2018, 2020, and 2021. Marvel’s return to SDCC is rumored to tie heavily with their highly expected announcements and updates to be happening regarding the future of the MCU. 

For those missing out on the action at San Diego Comic-Con 2022, Marvel Digital Media will be covering the entire convention on almost every social platform, YouTube, and Marvel.com. Hosted by Langston Belton, Angélique Roché, and Justin Warner, fans afraid of missing out can expect around-the-clock details regarding every event, panel, and character expo during SDCC.

With all of that said, here is everything Marvel to check out at San Diego Comic-Con 2022:

 

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Marvel’s main booth. Expect autograph signings here from some of the company’s biggest talents, along with cosplay events and giveaways throughout the weekend, including a limited edition poster for signees. Unique promotions include an in-app giveaway via Livestream on Whatnot, a surprise from East Continental, and a first look at the Marvel x GUNNAR gaming eyewear collection. 

There will also be live tattooing by Inkbox artists for Marvel semi-permanent tattoos and a chance to take a closer look at the full line of VeVe premium licensed digital collectibles (Marvel NFTs).

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT BOOTH SCHEDULE:

THURSDAY, JULY 21

11:00 AM – 11:10 AM PT – Welcome to SDCC 2022

1:00 PM – 1:30 PM PT – Spider-Man: Beyond Amazing Cosplay Photo-Op

2:30 PM – 2:45 PM PT – The Making of Marvel’s Spider-Man: Beyond Amazing – The Exhibition

5:50 PM – 6:00 PM PT – Trivia Time with Marvel Insider

6:00 PM – 7:00 PM PT – Marvel Giveaway Hour

 

FRIDAY, JULY 22

1:00 PM – 1:15 PM PT – Marvel Mystery Reveal

2:00 PM – 2:05 PM PT – Jazwares: Spider-Rex and Venomsaurus Presentation

3:45 PM – 4:00 PM PT – Whatnot Demo & Live Auction

4:15 PM – 4:45 PM PT – Paul Cornell “Wild Cards” signing

5:50 PM – 6:00 PM PT – Trivia Time with Marvel Insider

6:00 PM – 7:00 PM PT – Marvel Giveaway Hour

 

SATURDAY, JULY 23

5:00 PM – 5:15 PM PT – Whatnot Demo & Live Auction

5:20 PM – 5:30 PM PT – Trivia Time with Marvel Insider

5:30 PM – 6:30 PM PT – Marvel Becoming – Cosplay Competition

 

SUNDAY, JULY 24

11:00 AM – 11:30 AM PT – Marvel x Whatnot: 100 Thieves Q&A with Kris London

1:45 PM – 2:15 PM PT – Marvel x Whatnot: Big Marvel Giveaway

2:30 PM – 3:30 PM PT – Marvel Becoming – Kids Costume Event

3:50 PM – 4:00 PM PT – Trivia Time with Marvel Insider

4:00 PM – 5:00 PM PT – Marvel Giveaway Hour

 

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT SIGNING SCHEDULE: 

THURSDAY, JULY 21

1:45 PM – 2:15 PM PT – Ram V “Carnage” signing

5:00 PM – 5:30 PM PT – Rob Liefeld “Deadpool: Bad Blood” signing

 

FRIDAY, JULY 22

12:00 PM – 12:30 PM PT – Pablo Leon “Miles Morales: Shock Waves” signing

3:00 PM – 3:30 PM PT – Marvel Studios Animation signing with Ryan Meinerding

 

SATURDAY, JULY 23

12:15 PM – 12:45 PM PT – Skottie Young/Humberto Ramos “Strange Academy” signing

1:00 PM – 1:30 PM PT – Collin Kelly and Jackson Lanzing “Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty” signing

1:45 PM – 2:30 PM PT – Marvel Studios’ Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness signing with Bruce Campbell

3:00 PM – 3:30 PM PT – Dan Slott “Spider-Man” signing

3:45 PM – 4:15 PM PT – Marvel Studios Visual Development signing with Andy Park

 

SUNDAY, JULY 24

11:45 AM – 12:15 PM PT – Marvel Studios Visual Development signing with Ryan Meinerding

1:00 PM – 1:30 PM PT – Adam Kubert “Wolverine” signing

 

Marvel Merchandise Booth #2519

Right across from the Marvel Booth, this one-stop-shop is available to purchase convention-exclusives. This includes apparel, comics, variants, and more. There will also be unique collectible comics featured that every convention attendee should grab immediately.

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long sleeves and comics for sale at SDCC

 

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT CONVENTION-EXCLUSIVE MERCHANDISE:

A.X.E. EVE OF JUDGMENT #1 VARIANT BY PEACH MOMOKO for SDCC 2022
A.X.E. EVE OF JUDGMENT #1 VARIANT BY PEACH MOMOKO
Wolverine in the sewers, A Variant By Salvador Larroca Exclusive At San Diego Comic-Con 2022
WOLVERINE #23 VARIANT BY SALVADOR LARROCA

 

Daredevil in red against a white sketched backdrop variant available at San Diego Comic Con 2022. Drawn by Marco Checchetto and Matthew Wilson!
Daredevil #1 by Marco Checchetto and Matthew Wilson

MARVEL COMICS: MARVEL FANFARE panel on Friday, July 22 will be giving away a unique color-focused sketch variant of Daredevil #1 by Marco Checchetto and Matthew Wilson!

 

Dark Web promotional art by Leinil Yu and Sunny Gho. Featuring numeorus Spider-Men and X-Men.
New Mutants #27 variant by Leinil Yu and Sunny Gho

MARVEL COMICS: NEXT BIG THING panel on Saturday, July 23 will get be giving an exclusive New Mutants #27 variant featuring Marvel’s upcoming event, DARK WEB, with promotional art by Leinil Yu and Sunny Gho. 

 

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Women of Marvel #1 by Elena Casagrande and Jordie Bellaire

WOMEN OF MARVEL panel on Sunday, July 24, will be giving away a special wraparound variant of Women of Marvel #1 by Elena Casagrande and Jordie Bellaire—featuring the Women of Marvel assembled! 

 

Captain Marvel holding Jeff The Shark
Captain Marvel #39 variant by Gurihiru

Marvel Unlimited Annual Plus subscribers can get a free exclusive one-of-a-kind Captain Marvel #39 variant by Gurihiru featuring Carol Danvers and Marvel’s latest breakout star, Jeff the Landshark! 

To redeem the comic, fans must come to the Marvel booth (#2519) at the Marvel Unlimited section and show their Marvel Unlimited membership plan screen within the Marvel Unlimited app or order confirmation for a Marvel Unlimited Annual Plus membership. 

Limited to one comic per member while supplies last. Fans who sign up for a Marvel Unlimited subscription plan at the booth will receive an exclusive pin, patch, or action figure as well.

  

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT AND MCU PANELS

FRIDAY, JULY 22 

MARVEL STUDIOS (ANIMATED SERIES)

11:45AM – 1:15PM | Ballroom 20

Brad Winderbaum along with head of visual development Ryan Meinerding will be in attendance with special guests. Confirmed announcements and exclusive looks for this panel will include the fan favorite continuation of X-Men: The Animated Series from the 1990s aptly titled X-Men ‘97, details on the upcoming Marvel Zombies Disney+ series adapted from the Robert Kirkman (The Walking Dead) comics, and a continuation of What If? with Season 2.  

 

60 YEARS OF SPIDER-MAN: A THIS WEEK IN MARVEL SPECIAL EVENT 

3:00PM – 4:00PM | Room: 25ABC 

Nick Lowe (VP & Executive Editor) and C.B. Cebulski (Editor in Chief) are joined by the one-and-only Dan Slott (Amazing Spider-Man, Fantastic Four) and artist extraordinaire Adam Kubert for a very special live episode of the This Week in Marvel podcast! Ring in the 60th year of Spider-Man with Amazing Fantasy #1000 and see what dangers lurk at the Edge of the Spider-Verse!

 

MARVEL COMICS: MARVEL FANFARE 

4:00PM – 5:00PM | Room: 25ABC 

C.B. Cebulski (Editor in Chief) is here to answer your burning questions! Come to inquire about everything and anything you ever wanted to know about the Marvel Universe. What is the wackiest version of Spider-Man from across the multiverse? Does the Illuminati have a poker night? Which Marvel editors would survive Judgment Day? You’ll never know for sure unless you attend this panel! Featuring special guest Skottie Young (Strange Academy)—and an exciting giveaway!

 

SATURDAY, JULY 23 

MARVEL COMICS: JUDGMENT DAY 

1:45PM – 2:45PM | Room: 6A 

Editor in Chief C.B. Cebulski prepares to pass judgment on his fellow panelists, including Executive Editor Nick Lowe, Editor Darren Shan, cover artist Mark Brooks (A.X.E.: Judgment Day), and writers David Pepose (Fantastic Four) and Mark Russell (Avengers)!  With the Eve of Judgment already behind us, join this can’t-miss discussion about what trials and tribulations are just around the corner for the Avengers, X-Men, Eternals, and the rest of the Marvel Universe!

 

MARVEL COMICS: NEXT BIG THING 

3:00PM – 4:00PM | Room: 6A 

Marvel’s most famous panel returns! C.B. Cebulski (Editor in Chief), Nick Lowe (VP & Executive Editor), and editors Darren Shan and Lauren Bisom lead a line-up of luminaries including Christopher Cantwell (Iron Man), Jonathan Hickman (X-Men), Ram V (Venom, Carnage), and Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing (Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty). What lies ahead for Shang-Chi, Ms. Marvel, Ghost Rider, and the rest of the Marvel Universe? And what is the mysterious looming danger of the DARK WEB that threatens the future of Spider-Man and the X-Men? This is the only place you can find out! Come for the incredible reveals and stay for a unique giveaway!

 

MARVEL STUDIOS

5:00PM-6:00PM | Hall H

Kevin Feige and unconfirmed guests will do first look details for upcoming Marvel favorites, rumored to be Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and The Marvels. There are also rumored possibiies of more details regarding the Blade reboot and the possible announcement of The Fantastic Four. There will also likely be showcases of She-Hulk, and possibly, Secret Invasion. 

 

SUNDAY, JULY 24 

WOMEN OF MARVEL 

10:30AM – 11:30AM | Room: 6A 

The Women of Marvel are here! Writer and podcast host Angelique Roche will lead a lively discussion with Marvel stars including Senior Editor Lauren Bisom, author Nic Stone (Shuri: A Black Panther Novel), Marvel Entertainment VP of Marketing Jessica Malloy, and writer Rebecca Roanhorse (Phoenix Song: Echo)! What is it like for women working in the industry today, and what is next for Marvel’s woman-led titles? And don’t miss a special giveaway at the end of the panel!

And that’s everything! If you want to follow along just use the #MarvelSDCC to catch-up on what’s happening across Marvel’s social media.

 

‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Recap: The Grand Opening

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Even the most pedestrian of people have goals. Some of them shoot for the stars and make it, but many DON’T.

To be fair, even taking the leap is commendable, as we only have one life to live, and though some are egregiously full of themselves, only living for the moment, like base jumpers, bank robbers, or club owners…  DON’T.

Welcome to the tertiary episode of “What We Do In The Shadows” (FX) titled The Grand Opening.

DON’T.

At the erstwhile Vampiric Council Headquarters, a queue is forming for Nadja’s (Natasia Demetriou) opening night.

The stars are aligned with Grundwulf and Frau Blixen is among the attendees of this monumental local event.

Ahh, but she’s one trick up her sleeve as if this shit couldn’t be more exciting… She has none other than Richie Suck, the Kanye West of the vampires performing! I mean, with albums like Bitin’ My Style, Sundown Funtown and Throat Juice, he’s been a recluse and his countenance has been missing for years.

Nadja takes full credit for making this all come together, and why shouldn’t she? It was her dream, after all. By the way, if vampires are the undead, do they actually dream? Blood for thought.

While getting the crowd pumped up for one of the vampiric world’s most vaunted guests ever to christen (hisss) a stage, she also reminds them that he may be a little late… ugh, typical Richie.

She double-checks the ins and outs of the venue, but before the doors splay to one of the most legendary openings this side of the Hudson River, she checks on Nandor (Kayvan Novak) sulking. I mean, if there were anybody to tank a floating ship, it’s a vampire and a war within.

It turns out that Nandor made his wife so perfect, that he’s (c)hiding his own imperfections. Nadja cures that with a swift ‘level up’ speech, which isn’t the most sound advice, especially to someone whose honorific is “Relentless”.

Perfection in itself is a form of anxiety. I suffer from it, so game recognizes game. However, he immediately rushes to remedy the situation with zero thought of ramifications.

Speaking of things going right, things have taken a left with Richie Suck canceling the gig, prompting Nadja and The Guide (Kristen Schaal) to make an impromptu visit to his tower.

(Oh, he has a literal tower).

Though his familiar, Doctor Tom (Fred Armisen) initially doesn’t let them in, Richie grants them permission to enter.

Nadja wishes to speak to Richie all by herself, but Tom stands between her and the event that could push her over the top in rulership.

Meanwhile, Baby Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) has been living his best life. He’s now a content creator.

Guillermo (Harvey Guillen) is even astounded by his rate of growth in stature and intelligence.

Laszlo (Matt Berry) is repulsed by the boy’s eschewing finer arts and culture for something more… plebeian.

Gizmo insists it makes the ‘kid’ happy and that he’s flourishing at a shocking rate, but it comes at a price to his mentor. He’s taken in musical theatre.

Though Lazzie believes that is the ‘art’ of the unwashed masses with fewer brain cells than an amoeba, both he and Guillermo are supportive…

Well, maybe not so much Laszlo, because, at Snug Harbor Museum in Staten Island, the dandy fucker attempts to teach his boy to thieve art so as to erase his clever citings of Sondheim songs or know what “knolling” means in exchange for danger.

It really doesn’t matter much though.

Once in the house of antiquities, though Laszlo goes full Catherine Zeta-Jones with the lasers, all Baby Colin wants to prattle on about is how he converted a Stranger Things set into the Music Man set.

I mean, that’s pretty fucking creative and will honestly come in handy during the later episodes!

At the Vampire Residence, Nandor ruminates on how he could be a better fiance. This starts with a wish… to have the world’s biggest cock.

What ensues is a time-out with Guillermo trying to rationalize a wish, seeing as though a djinn (Anoop Desai) may be tricky in nature.

At the tower, Nadja plies Richie (Affion Crockett) with virgin blood. His familiar, basically playing the role as his advisor like the Colonel did Elvis, denies him the payment. It’s like his addiction.

With his Familiar manipulating his Master in order to perform, ‘they’ stipulate only new material at twice the price.

Here comes DJ Tom Schmidt… and his jazz trio, Jazzmen 3.

They both want him dead, but the show must go on, as they say in the biz.

Because Lazzo doesn’t want the night to be a complete ‘suck’, he’s forced Child Colin Robinson into a dumpster with the proviso that he’s not allowed freedom until six rats have expired under his hand.

In defiance, Colin’s found discarded Playbills and his papa ain’t happy.

At the homestead, as the djinn and Nandor work out the metrics of his dick, and though the djinn tries to throw Nandor’s turn of phrases on him, his advisor, Guillermo is there to have his back…

At the club, as the Jazz trio is warming up and the crowd is growing cold, Richie is on the side, stage shy. Tom’s taken his will to create, to rock, to rule.

Nadja pumps that energy back into him with a bit of a pep talk as to who truly is the Master and brings him back to the rapper he USED TO BE.

While the finalities of the wish are being settled, Marwa (Parisa Fakhri) reminds Nandor that Richie Suck is performing at the club, and ironically enough, the djinn’s cousin granted a wish to get the guy Five Mics in the Source. Kanye much?

En route to the nightclub, Laszlo reveals why he’s so frustrated with Colin’s situation. When he was a boy, he had but two things: his nanny and a piano. His father took them both and supplanted them with boarding school and hard knocks.

Boiling down to it, Laszlo resorts to the fact that Colin is in his mind going to grow up to be ‘boring’, but isn’t phased by it.

In rounding out negotiations for dick size, Guillermo amends the wish by not having everyone else in the world micro-phalluses. I mean, it’s a djinn’s nature to fuck with people based on their desires to teach them a lesson, and though the djinn finds Guillermo’s cunning incisive, he’s still got a mark.

In thanking his familiar for having his back, Nandor’s ‘wish’ to think of him whenever he fucks will bite him in the ass in ‘hindsight’.

With the Jazzmen 3 boiling up the club and not in a good way, Nandor tells Guillermo that his unwitting wish isn’t working out so hot.

Nadja pumps up the crowd by leading into the one and only Richie Suck. Her departing words for him before he takes the stage is to free himself.

The atmosphere is hot and what ensues is him tossing his Familiar to the crowd to be demolished by the crowd.

Richie’s pumped and wants to do new material.

Comedy flourishes and dies here.

It’s so bad, they actually want the jazz back!

Has anybody remembered laughter?

When Nadja tries to wrest the mic and cool down the situation, the crowd grows even more surly, shoving her into the fray.

Before things can escalate more, hark! An angelic voice comes from the stage!

It’s Colin Robinson, belting out a Cole Porter tune, which the jazz trio and the walkers of the night are hip to.

Though Nadja is repulsed, she understands that bloodsuckers love child acts, perhaps pining for better times.

It matters nothing of what the owner thinks, as he’s going to keep that club afloat!

I didn’t think for a second Nadja would steer the locals in a bum direction.

Opening any business is rough.

You’ve overhead and have to deliver on what you promise…

… Let’s just this one time, the crew doesn’t fuck it up.

Who Do You Think You Are? Nick Offerman Review

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? -- "Nick Offerman" Episode 805 -- Pictured: Nick Offerman -- (Photo by: Mike Schneier/NBC)

Nick Offerman Learns Some Shocking Truths And Discovers His Family’s Connection to Colonial America

I wasn’t sure what to expect from the latest episode of Who Do You Think You Are? To my great surprise, I quickly realized I knew a lot more about last week’s celebrity, Billy Porter, than I do about Nick Offerman. Most of what I know about Offerman is that he was in Parks and Recreation (which I didn’t watch) and that he’s Megan Mullally’s husband. The rest I discovered in this fascinating second episode of Who Do You Think You Are?

One thing we learn about Nick Offerman in this episode is that his drive to act struck him young, not unlike Billy Porter. Another thing they both have in common is they’re grounded by the strong women in their life. And though their ancestor’s history diverges greatly, there’s some surprising similarities. But perhaps what’s most interesting was how Offerman was shaped by colonial America.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Nick Offerman” Episode 805 — Pictured: Nick Offerman — (Photo by: Mike Schneier/NBC)

Nick is known for being a burly tough guy, or at least portraying one. He says that some of the things he shares with the character of Ron Swanson was a love of meat, scotch and the desire for self-sufficiency. Early on, he wanted to start acting, and sold his parents on it by saying you could get paid to act in Chicago. He was fortunate to get gigs for years until his big break in Parks and Rec, but there was more to his persona. It’s fair to say he learned a lot about self-sufficiency growing up on a farm as a kid. And the one constant for him was his grandmother Eloise Loucks.

Eloise was a tough woman, despite her small stature. She was also a rebel as a child, smoking cigarettes and the like, which helped her to commiserate with a naughty Nick as a young man. Despite all that, he didn’t know much about that side of his family. So over the course of the episode, with the aid of several historians and experts, he discovers where that side of his family tree originated. Which in turn informs him a bit more about who he wants to be as a person.

Nick’s path is partially paved thanks in part to his mother and Aunt. His Aunt Michele put together a rough timeline over the course of many years. His journey starts at the Museum of the American Revolution, where he discovers someone has documentation relating to his great-grandparents. There’s just one tiny event that pushes his journey back—a little thing called COVID-19. The onset of the pandemic occurred right as Nick was about to get his first answers, and as a result, he had to wait a whole 18 months. A massive trim to his glorious facial hair later, he meets up with Scott Stevenson at The Old English Pub for answers.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Nick Offerman” Episode 805 — Pictured: (l-r) Michele Houchens, Cathy Offerman — (Photo by: Mike Schneier/NBC)

There he traces the lineage of great-grandmother Margretha Mabie and grandpa Joseph. Joseph fought in the Revolutionary War. But that’s only part of the story. With Dr. Kim Todt’s assistance, Nick learns about his 8x great-grandpa, Bartholemew Pickard, and his wife Eve Clauusen. Bart was a British transplant and soldier for hire that worked to protect settlers and the burgeoning fur trade. What’s immediately clear is that Bart was illiterate, since he had to use a mark instead of a signature. What’s especially fascinating, then, is that grandmother Eve was very much the opposite.

Turns out, grandma Eve was Dutch, which informs most of Nick’s sense of cultural identity. Apparently back in that period, the Dutch republic taught their daughters to be literate and allowed them all the liberties men had, save for the right to vote. As such, Eve was incredibly competent and smart, not to mention another tough woman. With her husband Bart, they got the right to land owned by the Mohawk Indians, and used it to run a tavern.

From 1698 to 1709, Eve and Bart ran the tavern business together. But then Bart died in 1742, leaving Eve a widow. By searching the Montgomery county archives and meeting up with Dr. Timothy J. Shannon, professor of early American history, Nick finds some shocking information about the continuing adventures of grandma Eve.

The Mohawk tell a British in charge an account of how Eve got some of them drunk and tried to manipulate them to sign over their land to her and her grandchildren. This apparently took place in the 1760s after the French and Indian War, and a result was many settlers and colonists seeing the Indians as less powerful and necessary. A Colonel Johnson oversees the incident, and rules against Eve, taking away all her land when she’s in her 80s.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Nick Offerman” Episode 805 — Pictured: Nick Offerman — (Photo by: Mike Schneier/NBC)

Offerman is shocked by the conduct of Eve and her Mabie grandchildren, but feels the need to learn all that he can. With the help of Karim Tiro and Adrienne G. Whaley, he finds a silver lining to a painful story. While Eve did lose the land and die, her grandchild Joseph Mabie eventually gets it back as compensation for his serving as a soldier. And Nick, in turn, gets a chance to walk the land with his mother and aunt.

While Nick is proud of the strong women of his life, the history he learned was morally complex and sometimes shocking. He empathizes with the Mohawk tribes that were pushed off their own land, and vows to be a better American by helping our country realize the full extent of our potential. I was happy to learn a bit more about the actor, and seeing how impish and goofy he could be. If nothing else, it was another compelling episode of Who Do You Think You Are?, and there’s several more promising celebrities in coming weeks.

What We Do In The Shadows Recap: The Lamp

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9. Have you ever, whether in a drunken stupor or just in a flight of fancy, said to yourself:

8. Yeah, that could be my spot or I could spot somebody else?

7. Could you also hold yourself to concubinage in the same building that once was the portal to do other unspeakable things… like paperwork?

6. If you haven’t, you’ve not thought like a vampire.

5. It’s okay. Unless you are turning, this need not apply.

4. However, if this rings true, owning a nightclub might be in your cards!

3. Welcome to the stage, a flashing second episode of What We Do In The Shadows (FX), titled “The Lamp.”

As demolition is underway at the Vampiric Council Headquarters, the lines of communication between Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and The Guide (Kristen Schaal) have broken down as well.

The poor woman is having her life’s work dismantled before her very eyes, but before it gets too intense, she puts the kibosh on it by having her Wraiths undo everything Nadja’s crew had, well, undone.

This WILL be a battle of wills.

Nandor’s (Kayvan Novak) got his own woes with the search for a wife that is coming up a bit dry.

Night-time dog park skulks ain’t bearing fruit, but his next plan is sure to be golden, literally.

Having smuggled hundreds of pounds in ancestral treasure from his homeland as part of the dowry, he’s pretty certain the cuties will go will be “down for the count.”

Unfortunately, he’s not finding anyone to share this bounty with… except those who know, like Guillermo, but he’s in the ‘No’ category.

Nadja’s getting fed up with her paid crew as they peel eyes to Go Flip Yourself with Laszlo.

I, for one, now am interested in shiplap and how it can help your aesthetic… as well as your wallet.

Nadja’s also dealing with The Guide (Kristen Schaal) wraiths harming what little crew is actually earning their pay, so it’s time to bring out the big guns…

Hearsay: for when the truth just won’t do!

By getting into The Guide’s mind with what the Supreme Vampiric Council was gabbing about adjusting the Staten Island headquarters into another CVS just to bring it into the current century, progress was made on Nadja’s part.

No, it wasn’t Dark Lord Tyrantus the Liquidator of Underlings that decreed it, but what The Guide doesn’t deny won’t hurt her.

This prompts her to call the Wraiths to a meeting… but…

Taking inventory of Nandor’s riches, Guillermo (Harvey Guillen) comes across a djinn lamp and though Nandor claims the myths to be horse puck, he’s only fucking rubbed it one way since time immemorial.

It took his BEST MAN to suggest he rub it counterclockwise, thus setting the djinn free from prison, played by none other than American Idol’s Anoop Desai.

At the called meeting, The Guide instructs her Wraiths to aid in the construction and not impede the efforts of Nadja.

The problem is undead crew follows her heart, not her instruction.

Though The Guide and Nadja are both ready to slit each other’s throats, Lazslo feels he can remedy the situation with deep psychology, as he’s been there from its inception. This should go well!

With djinn in the here and now, Nandor had 52 wishes until he was tricked into wishing how many wishes he had, marking it down to 51.

Concerning his 37 wives (both male and female), he remembered loving solely… 1.

The problem in that equation is that he cannot remember which one of the harem he actually loved.

His second wish is to bring back all 37 of the deceased.

What ensues is a room full of loud, pissed-off, inquisitive wives speaking Farsi. 50. He also wishes for all of them to speak English. 49.

He’s going to need Guillermo to install 37 bunk beds in the attic for concubinage that works in his favor because his friend ain’t a genie!

So much for putting one over the other!

With all that the poor guy’s done for all the house, they should all count their fucking blessings and look at him as number 1.

As Laszlo notates, The Guide explains her situation.

She’s apparently so entwined with the building itself, that any little chip is felt internally.

She feels that any change in the building will bring on something ominous and though Laszlo’s tried to break through to any possible sexual nature of it all, it isn’t anything like that.

In fact, this may be comorbidity, as she’s also admitted without coping with OCD.

As Guillermo hauls an Uber Eats order to fit for a king… or his 37 wives, Nandor has some promising news: the number is down to 32!

Don’t worry, everything is above board!

Nandor promises the rejects gold coins with a ticket to paradise whilst the djinn converts them to something that could be sucked up with a Dirt Devil.

There’s dignity in that, isn’t there?

In their therapy session, Laszlo tries to get to the meat of the problem as The Guide defines herself solely as her job (something I’ve done as well).

He wants to know who she was before her job. The problem is she can’t remember. It was all-consuming, but Laszlo has a plan.

In trying to narrow down his love, Nandor isn’t exactly making waves and the djinn is now growing bored of sending wishes to ashes.

As their session intensifies, Laszlo sends The Guide into her Mind Palace, but anything work-related is to be relinquished.

Guillermo hauls up to the house with some garments for the wives, and we catch a glimpse of him face timing someone who misses him. Though we’re not privy to the voice on the other end, we can only now speculate. He swears he’s happy for Nandor and his bride-to-be, yet still being very cagey to the film crew.

Those remaining do appreciate all he has to offer in terms of supplying and being non-threatening, but despite what they think, he’s not a eunuch in form, only in spirit to the rest of the house.

Sauntering through her mind palace, The Guide realizes things are in disarray and need to be cleansed, coming across a corridor of doors, one of which says “Shame — Do Not Open.”

Mentally, she herself cannot budge that door, but upon Laszlo’s suggestion that someone strong and powerful could help her.

Enter Guillermo… a naked, greased-up Guillermo.

Trust me, I’m a little shocked by her admission but not so much either. With this series, all bets are off.

In testing out his male wives through feats of strength, Nandor is no closer to what he perceives as actual love.

Being bested by them isn’t one of the tenants of his ‘great love’, so he sends them to the afterlife fit for a Zip-Lok bag.

At this point, he treats it rather like the Bachelor with imaginary coins supplanting roses.

I’m not giving him one for trying, however.

In a little nod to Manhattan, he scares a potential with a lobster, trying to be romantic. She ends up jumping through a window and getting run over by a truck.

Soon-Yi should only be so lucky.

As Guillermo and Nandor search for Baby Colin in the watery depths of the house, a Familiar has some airing of grievances in order to keep the house together.

What is it, unravel the yarn before you can correct the mistake?

Trying not to lose a child and trying to take care of 37 wives, now down to 7, isn’t a small task.

Finding Baby Colin on his literal island of a bed in the basement, hammering away at the wall is enough for Guillermo to lose it.

He’s missed 3 of his mother’s birthdays, not that his Master would know… or care.

Lulling the baby back to sleep whilst wading through a flooded basement is no small feat, but Guillermo executes it with ease.

Though his Master tries to crack a joke at Guillermo’s expense, the pieces are falling where they may.

Topside, Laszlo, and The Guide have hit a breakthrough!

As it turns out, her job wasn’t her reward but rather her penance.

Back in her prime years, she was a fucking sordid, kinky (ie. fun) vampire who led the Inquisition, and danced the Dance of the Seven Veils (sans veils). She also got to the core of her ordeal with a lust for vampire hunters.

Remember what I said about fate and all that? Fuck it.

In her rebel years, she’d bedded a Van Helsing so in order to have everything on track, the house implores Guillermo to woo her and though his denial seems firm, everybody’s got a price.

He leverages the request to be the nightclub’s accountant, and though skeptical at first glance, Nadja relents without much push back. Sure. Why not?

At the end of the day, which is the only time when a vampire should rationalize and take stock, it was a pittance on his part.

The seduction of a vampire wasn’t that hard by the way, despite The Guide’s protestations.

After a few awkward advances and comfortable rebuffs, the destruction begins so the construction may continue.

All’s well that end’s well, I suppose, as Nandor has narrowed his wife down to the one: Marwa (Parisa Fakhri).

She’s a mind of science and intellect and deserves way better than The Relentless, but with that blood-sucking teddy bear, I wouldn’t be smart with my brain either… dead or un.

Polishing off 3 more wishes to merely change her hair color, Nandor now has a wife (patent pending).

.Love, borders on anxiety, Love.

2. I’d like to see the vampires letting loose in a space of their own rather than staying stagnant.

1. Let’s just hope everyone’s up to code…

What We Do In The Shadows Recap: Reunited

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There’s the age-old question as to whether we charter a course for ourselves or if Fate is our one true north.

When we last saw the gang, Nandor set rail for lands unknown (with the expectation Guillermo would accompany), Nadja headed for England to take a seat on the Supreme Vampiric Council, and Guillermo “fell” in a shipping crate, compliments of Laszlo (to look after Nadja) with the man himself taking care of Colin Robinson 2.0.

It’s been a busy time. A year, in fact.

Things can change for the better… or the worse.

It is in this Season 4 premiere of What We Do In The Shadows (FX) titled ” Reunited” that we see it honestly doesn’t matter what path you may choose to take, true friendship never dies… especially among the dead.

We open on the Vampire Residence reeking of despair and disrepair. This shambolic mess is now home to spindly vines and the only signs of life outside of the boob tube playing an endless loop of a home repair show are those watching it- Laszlo (Matt Berry) and he who “crawled out of the chest cavity of the deceased Colin Robinson” (Mark Proksch).

Old Boy refuses to acknowledge the source from whence he came, rather opting for calling the lad “boy” but it seems as though the two have been getting on quite nicely.

From playing in the park to patching up the receding hairline of a house, Laszlo is convinced he is working with clay. It seems he wants to make the pupa less “papa.”

The ring of a doorbell sets Laszlo out of his architectural stupor and into a sense of dread. I mean, how many warnings for gas leaks can you take before you start killing the messenger?

Only this killing is about to be a slaying, as Laszlo is greeted by his amor Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and though Laszlo is eager to commence the carnality, she has much to regale about the Worldwide Vampiric Council.

She also has the surprise of a stowaway guest… Nandor (Kayvan Novak)!

Well, if the wood was good with Laszlo, it’s now about as limp as the floorboards Nandor sinks through to a basement lake.

Ahh, longing for more innocent times…

Nandor’s journey took him as far as Fresno by way of Jersey railways…

A midwestern family along the way endeared themselves to the old galoot. This familial love prompted Nandor to head for Al Qolindar.

Having Nandor regale his sojourn whilst Laszlo and Nadja fuck in the background is simply the cherry on top until they notice the child peddling about on his trike and are simply besotted.

During that year in isolation, Laszlo had been applying a ‘scientific method’ to the spawn, basically treating him like a chimp by conditioning him to be the antithesis of an energy vampire.

This to me is fascinating and I’m sure will, like all good doctors’ experiments, “rear its ugly head” later on down the pike as a slow burn, ultimately ending in something ‘wonderful.’

Though Laszlo and Nadja continue their vigorous fucking, describing the “boys’” regiment, a home’s claim is a home’s claim.

They descend to the basement lake and continue what gravity interrupted.

In the foyer, Nandor hears a thumping. Laszlo believes it’s the pipes, but it’s something far more volatile: Guillermo (Harvey Guillen).

It turns out he’d been pounding from inside the crate since touchdown from England for one week.

On the bright side (hissssss), the pipes aren’t the problem!

Taking a stand and speaking his mind and walking out, Guillermo is claimed by the house.

Welcome home!

On his journey, two weeks in a crate across the pond, thoughts have started to seep in to put himself first.

To be fair though, that’s not important. At least not to Nandor, who needs him for something that is: the role of best man.

Oh, Nandor has elevated his Familiar to number one, having Guillermo leave himself as number two. Now, isn’t that always the way…

The only rub is that Nandor has yet to find a wife, which he will leave to Guillermo.

Misconstruing the role aside much has to be done in the homestead before things could start moving forward.

This is chiefly evident in Laszlo’s treatment of Baby Colin, which is nearly akin to dog training.

Chow time consists of a bowl filled to the brim with Count Chocula (only the best) only after Colin Jr. sits at Laszlo’s behest.

Guillermo’s mortified reaction is one of the funniest things I’d seen yet.

This prompts him to get straight to work babyproofing the house… but really, is anybody out of that realm of idiot-proofing?

As Nadja attempts to understand Laszlo’s fixation with Bran and Toby repairing other people’s lives, marble island by marble island Guillermo makes his stance known that he’s had enough.

To be fair, fucking twelve years of constant haranguing can be a sign things may need to change. It’s an effort to “put himself first.”

The bigger problem is that in order to fix up the joint, they need cash and Colin’s ATM is useless without a PIN.

Nadja proposes opening up their own vampire nightclub a la Blade.

Nandor’s idea of knocking off Fort Knox, seemingly more pie-eyed and more Bondian is shot down. Laszlo refuses to give up Go Flip Yourself.

Nadja, in her time spent in England, did learn a thing or two when it came to pitching…

They placed her on a 10-year Vampire Planning Committee and though she pitched a 5-year plan for a vampiric nightclub that was sure to rake in, it was shot down faster than the value of their Dominion in Staten Island.

The reason to bail on the Worldwide Supreme Vampiric Council was well warranted and though props to the people that crafted that “V” table for the room, Nadja’s dream couldn’t be realized because she didn’t use her ‘special voice’ as a woman in the seat she was given in a prestigious building…

So why not then use it here and now?

On the settee, near all friends, in a crumbling house?

Can you say, audible flashbang?

At the Vampiric Council Headquarters, with a bit of pep in her step, Nadja approaches the year’s dormant Guide (Kristen Schaal) with some good news. They are opening a motherfucking vampire club!… the very same grounds on which they stand!

Honestly, I think after three seasons, these guys could use a ‘home away from home.’

‘Twould be a nice getaway from the city.

But for now… an inestimable cost for what will be their Shangri-La will be is as much a team-building goal as it is to achieve with the only roof they conceivably can maintain over their head.

Bob Greenberger Launches Kickstarter for Pulp Anthology

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Banner saying "Got Pulp? We do! Want more?" with covers of two Thrilling Adventure Yarns volumes and a question mark representing the third

With over 100 books and anthologies to his name, including several for Star Trek, Marvel Comics, and DC Comics, Robert “Bob” Greenberger has no shortage of publications. Yet thanks to his passion for pulps, he’s kicking off another book project to add to his impressive list of credits.

Greenberger recently launched a Kickstarter campaign to crowdfund his latest project: Thrilling Adventure Yarns 2022 a collection of short stories inspired by the pulp magazine era. The anthology, the third in the Thrilling Adventure Yarns anthology series (which includes Thrilling Adventure Yarns and Thrilling Adventure Yarns 2021), will comprise an eclectic mix of original tales spanning various pulp genres from sword and sorcery to noir, including a never-before-published story from Doc Savage creator, the legendary Lester Dent.

“Growing up, reprints from the pulp magazines opened my eyes to this incredible treasure trove of characters, writers, and artists,” said Greenberger. “These anthologies are my way of saying thank you and hopefully entertaining a new generation of readers.”

Greenberger, who previously held executive positions at both Marvel Comics and DC Comics, is known for his work on Comics Scene, Starlog, Weekly World News, and Hellboy II, as well as his Star Trek novels.

The anthology will be published by Crazy 8 Press, which Greenberger co-founded in 2010, and will include short stories from authors David Gerrold, Aaron Rosenberg, Bart Sears & Michelle Sears, Geoffrey Thorne, Glenn Hauman, Greg Cox, Hildy Silverman, Jean Rabe. Jenifer Rosenberg, Jody Lynn Nye, Kathleen David, Peter David, Keith R.A. DeCandido, Lucienne Diver, Mark Verheiden, Mary Fan, Michael Jan Friedman, Paul Kupperberg, Raymond Benson, Caitlin Rozakis, Russ Colchamiro, and Will Murray. Should the campaign surpass its stated goal of $10,000, stories by authors Alex Segura, Steve Savile, Diane Duane, and Lawrence Watt-Evans are listed as stretch goals.

Below is a preview of the book’s cover.

Rough cover of Thrilling Adventure Yarns 2022 featuring two women: one tied up and one wielding magic.
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Who Do You Think You Are? Billy Porter Review

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? -- Pictured: "Who Do You Think You Are?" Key Art -- (Photo by: NBC)

Who Do You Think You Are? Returns to NBC With the One and Only Billy Porter for the Premiere Episode

Identity is a tricky thing. We inherit so many quirks and traits from our ancestors, passed down in our very DNA. But that’s not the only thing that makes us who we are. We also inherit our ancestor’s history, and it can be even more profound when we realize long unknown truths. That’s the appeal of shows like Who Do You Think You Are? It’s finally making its triumphant return to NBC, and partnering with Ancestry to find answers for very well-known celebrity guests. It all starts today with the one and only Billy Porter.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Billy Porter” Episode 806 — Pictured: (l-r) Dr. Christopher Bonner, Historian of University of Maryland, College Park, Billy Porter — (Photo by: Harris Khan/NBC)

It was easy at first to discount Billy Porter as a sideshow. As someone that just dressed in flamboyant outfits to get attention. But over the years I’ve come to see different facets of Billy’s personality. He’s an activist and an artist, though most know him for his performances in both Kinky Boots and in Pose. No matter what you may think about him, Billy is a person, just like anybody else (though perhaps a tad more fabulous). And as this premiere episode of Who Do You Think You Are? clearly illustrates, he’s a man both bound by history but also unshackled by it.

Billy Porter grew up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in the hood. It turns out he was artsy since he was little, and started singing in Church at 5 and joined the talent show in 5th grade. There, he showed everybody what he had to offer, and was recognized widely as being something special. As a result, he stopped getting bullied afterwards, and realized his art was both his shield and sword.

While his family was always cagy about their history and relationships, his half-sister Mary Martha knew the most about everyone. As such, she’s one of the people Billy talks with on his journey of self-discovery in this episode of Who Do You Think You Are?, but far from the last.

Billy admits he got his strength from his mother, a woman named Cloerinda Jean Johnson Porter-Ford. She married William Ellis Porter, and had a truly whirlwind romance. They were quickly divorced after Billy was born, and as such he grew up raised by the strong women in his life, while his father only reappeared when it was convenient.

The one story Billy knew about his family was how one great-grandpa was supposedly shot in the back when he was only 34. He starts using resources like Newspaper.com and the Daily Post to read up on the historical record, and finds differing accounts. Some stories say his grandpa was shot in the chest, others in the lung, and one even said he was armed when a police officer murdered him. That last part was the only consensus, a painful reminder how much further we still need to progress in this country.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Billy Porter” Episode 806 — Pictured: Billy Porter — (Photo by: Harris Khan/NBC)

To help parse the truth, Billy finds a historian named Nicka Sewell-Smith. She unearths an account from that time in a black newspaper called the Pittsburgh Courier. They discover the officer had a reputation for being trigger-happy. It’s also made clear the reason Billy missed this account in his earlier research was because the Courier misspelled his grandfather’s name. What is clear, however, is that the murder of his great-grandpa made a big impact on the community, and brought them out in force in 1923. The horrible end note was that officer got acquitted within 10 minutes, while Billy’s great-grandpa was relegated to an unmarked grave. It’s clear when he visits that cemetery how profoundly this tragedy affects Porter, but there’s more history to unearth.

We then watch Billy investigating his father’s side of the family tree in Ohio. While there’s no murder in this account, there’s a different sort of drama, and lastly some reason to hope. He discovers these great-grandparents lived in Ohio as free people. They moved to the North before the Civil War, in a shocking stroke of luck. He then finds Dr. Christopher Bonner in Virginia, and learns more about those ancestors.

Porter’s ancestor Anne Gladman actually got emancipated by her own husband. Which wasn’t unheard of, but was still pretty surprising. Billy then has to travel to Lynchburg (a place he’s understandably not eager to visit) for more revelations. After talking with Dr. Laurantell Lee, a public historian and consultant, he learns how his grandpa was able to afford the emancipation of his entire family. He was a highly revered barber, not just for blacks but also for white folk.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? — “Billy Porter” Episode 806 — Pictured: (l-r) Dr. Christopher Bonner, Historian of University of Maryland, College Park, Billy Porter — (Photo by: Harris Khan/NBC)

While that side of the family was perhaps luckier than the other, they still were impacted by brutal laws written to curb black success, and punish them for the actions of those like Nat Turner, who led a bloody rebellion in 1831. As perhaps a direct result, their wealth went from 1300 to 800 in a few short years, but thankfully that didn’t stop them from living their lives. In contrast to his other ancestor, these grandparents had nice marble headstones, and Billy is thankful to see they made an impact on the world that lasts.

Overall, Billy learned some deep truths about his ancestry that explained how he was able to be such a profoundly strong and free individual. A good start to this season of Who Do You Think You Are? with many other amazing celebrity guests still to come.

10 Must-Sees At Garden State Comic Fest 2022: Summer Edition 

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Here’s a list of the best things to check out at July’s Summer Edition of Garden State Comic Fest 2022.

Back and better than ever, Garden State Comic Fest has returned home to the Mennen Arena in Morristown, NJ. The Workprint had covered the Winter Edition of GSCF where we’d showcased what attractions the convention had to offer. This time around the GSCF has pulled all the stops with bigger guests, expanded comics selections, and more.

The arena itself is broken up into their respective Heroes and Villains sections, where the Heroes stage featured the main panel stage for special events, and the Villains stage was aligned along the wall with multiple celebrity booths for signings and photo-ops. 

Each section, along with the main hall, brought its own galore of goodies. If you’re a fan of convention loot, there are more figurines, trinkets, Funko Pops, 3D art, prints, and posters than ever before.

Though the best thing about the con is the comics as there were a ton of single-issue and trade stores that ranged from titles across history from both Marvel and DC. Given the pool of talented artists who’d come to visit, this makes a ton of sense, as there’s a plethora of industry artists at the Con, along with some popular social media figures. 

Sunday (today) will also feature a cosplay competition from 2-4. If you’re hungry, the front area of the arena has got some great good truck selections. The convention itself runs from 10-5 today! But if you’re wondering what to check out, here’s a list of 10 must-sees.

 

10. The Heroes Section

This is where they feature a lot of industry talent, goods, and souvenirs for sale. Most importantly, this section is the host of the main stage events that take place at the convention, including Sunday’s Cosplay competition. Expect a lot of cosplay today with the kid’s competition at 2 and the Adults at 3. The panels themselves are also a great opportunity to sit at the convention, as they’re featured on the large side bleachers. 

On Saturday’s Main Stage events, Tiffany (the songstress from the 80s), along with some of the cast of the HBO series Peacemaker (Freddie Stroma ‘Vigilante’ and Nhut Lethe ‘Judomaster’) were featured during the mid-day big events.

You can learn a lot about your favorite things at these events, such as during yesterday’s panel, when actor Nhut Lethe shared that those flaming hot Cheetos Judomaster was playing with on Peacemaker: were entirely fake (just regular Cheetos with paprika sprinkled on top).

All three will be available for a short time Sunday for meets, signings, and photo ops. 

 

9. Cosplay Katie

Speaking of Cosplay, Instagram and TikTok Cosplay star CosplayKatie is in attendance at the back of the Heroes section of the convention. She’ll be selling some of her signature custom-made Harley Quinn bats, along with some loose merchandise, such as jewelry and trinkets that you can take home.

CosplayKatie is a published cosplayer and content creator who has competed and placeholder in cosplay contests nationwide. She uses her fashion design and professional costume education to bring her favorite characters to life, and hand-crafts every aspect of her costumes as an expert seamstress, leatherworker, foamsmith, and 3D-print prop maker.

Not only can you talk everything Cosplay at the convention with her, but she also will have some of her most popular outfits to check out on display, and will actually be one of the judges for today’s Cosplay competition.

 

8. Tiffany 

Featured in the corner booth of the Heroes section to the left as you enter, there are signings and later, photo ops, to meet the 80s teen idol.

Known for her 1987 cover of the Tommy James and the Shondells song, “I Think We’re Alone Now’ the pop star’s song was the #1 song in the Billboard 100 chart and most recently, was featured in this gem of a scene in Netflix’s Umbrella Academy:

Outside of music, Tiffany has guest-starred on several reality TV shows including Celebrity Fit Club and Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling. She’s acted in movies such as Necrosis, Mega Piranha, and The Jetsons, and had also, posed in playboy. Tiffany is available for signings at her booth.

 

7. Bruce Wechtenhiser

Possibly the world’s biggest Spider-Man super fan, Bruce Wechtenhiser has been collecting Spider-Man comics, goods, and rarities for 50 years as seen on his Spidey-And-Me homepage. His treasure-trove of Spidey goodies has been featured in the media, and Wechtenhiser plans to take his love of all things Spider-Man on the road to share his emotional connection with the character.

Having been raised in the same hometown as Spider-Man co-creator Steve Ditko (Johnstown, PA), Wechtenhiser will be hosting an event today on the main stage at 12 pm regarding all things Spider-man fandom. 

During this ‘Spidey-and-me’ panel, he’ll be talking about Steve Ditko’s Johnstown roots, what upcoming special events the town will be hosting in Ditko’s honor, and more importantly: will be going over some of the rarest Spider-Man and Steve Ditko memorabilia in person.

He’ll also be talking about stories regarding his encounters with both Steve Ditko and Stan Lee.

 

6. Scott Hanna

One of the best in the business, Scott Hanna’s table is one that you’ll absolutely want to visit and get his signature ASAP. Scott has worked on all of the top characters in Marvel such as The Avengers, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and the X-Men. He had drawn Spider-Man for a whopping fifteen years and had worked on several of DC’s major titles such as Superman, Justice League, Green Lantern, and Suicide Squad. He’d even had a five-year run on Detective Comics featuring Batman.

The biggest reason you’ll want a meet-and-greet with Hanna right now is that Marvel is celebrating Spider-man’s 60th anniversary. It’s easily one of their biggest attractions for the company, where Scott Hanna, is actually working as the main Inker on Amazing Spider-Man during this current run. 

Any collector or fan can tell you this is the time: Meet Scott in person so get an Amazing Spider-man signed. While you still can.

 

5. 30 Seconds To Live 

For fellow board games or zombie-fanatics, there’s actually a really cool game you might want to try out and buy at the convention, right along the main hall between the Heroes and Villains segments.

It’s called 30 Seconds To Live, and it’s the first-ever person-vs-person time-limited zombie board game ever in existence. Whereas games like Zombies!!! or Dead of Winter often involves co-op and long-waited turn-taking, this is a different approach as there’s a 30-second timer to use 4 energy actions, all for a player-versus-player battle. 

In 30 Seconds, one player controls the heroes with their special abilities and weapons, the other, controls the zombie horde and can either amass the playing field with monstrosities or go for the jugular quite quickly. Either way: there’ll only be 30 seconds to decide who lives or who dies.

You can see the full game demo below.

 

4. The Outdoor Food Trucks

Hungry for lunch? Well, thankfully the Garden State Comic Fest has a few worthwhile selections for the convention so you won’t need to linger off. Easily the best in terms of the crowd and food selection is The Barnyard Food truck, which serves empanadas, cheese fries, and their best item at the convention: BBQ Pulled Pork sandwiches, which are not only one of the cheapest items at 11 dollars but are also: probably the tastiest.

For the bold comic convention attendees, drinks are served in the vending machines inside and at all of the food trucks, but there is one gem that might be worth trying if you attend a lot of conventions (such as media like myself).

That would be Wild Bill’s. A veterans-run franchise of surprisingly sweet and tasty soda kegs served in a food truck. And while the cups may be expensive (the cheapest mug is 25 dollars), what’s worth it is that it’s completely refillable the entire day. Atop of this, at a mere 7-dollar charge, so long as you have that mug: you can actually use that very cup at virtually any big convention across the nation. 

So if you like New York or San Diego comic-con, enjoy any of the Pax’s or even the upcoming E3… you can bring this mug with you and for a 7-dollar charge, drink unlimited drink fountain sodas at any convention. Considering a single non-refillable drink can cost you up to 5 dollars these days at a con, this is a steal-of-a-deal… at least, if you like birch beer, sarsaparilla, or root beer. 

 

3. The 501st

Sort of a staple for any Star Wars fans, the 501st Legion of NJ is a group of Star Wars-themed cosplayers who model themselves off on their love of accurately Cosplaying characters and looks from the books, TV shows, and films. They’re a supportive organization dedicated to showcasing the best of what “Bad Guys Doing Good” can offer. 

Like all of the 501st members, the group is named after the Vader’s Fist stormtroopers featured in Star Wars lore. A 501st regiment who’d been prominently featured in the Star Wars: Battlefront videogames and had seen combat in basically every single major battle in the original and prequel trilogies.

The best thing: is that all efforts of the 501st go to charity and in support of their local communities, including events at local public libraries, and your local community centers. Popular along the tristate area convention scene, this regiment is a branch of the grander 501st Star Wars Cosplay regiment seen across the world at almost every convention.

 

2. Komic Knights 

Located in the Villains arena, if you’re looking for a one-stop-shop then look no further. This selection of trades paperbacks, Funko pops, and loot comes with its own snack table. So if you’re looking to run through the con but are limited on time and need something to take away: Komic Knights is probably the shop to visit as it has a bit of everything.

But probably the funniest and best reason to check out this table is the: ‘Do you Pooh?’ mystery box of goodies and numerous Winnie The Pooh parody-related paraphernalia. This is the place where you can find numerous Pooh parodies and given the release of Winnie The Pooh back into the public domain, the properties are gaining a lot of attention

More than anything else, this might just be the funniest gift you can find at the convention.

 

1. Bob Camp 

The co-creator of the Ren and Stimpy Show, Bob Camp has been in the business for a long time. He’s been a storyboard artist and character designer on a plethora of titles credited and uncredited such as SpongeBob Squarepants and Gendy Taratovsky’s Primal, and of course, was the one who drew all those brilliantly, yet slightly crazy, designs for the Ren and Stimy show – earning him two Emmy nominations, a Cable Ace Award, and an Annie.

He’s currently, when not on the convention circuit, a teacher at the School of Visual Arts. You can buy a print and get him to sign a print or ask for a commission at his booth, and maybe, ask some questions regarding what it’s like doing characters and storyboards for television and film.

He does a lot of that these days too.

 

Garden State Comic Fest runs at the Mennen Arena at Morristown NJ, 10am-5pm on Sunday, July 10th, 2022.

Thor: Love And Thunder Spoiler-Free Review: It’s A God Of War Parody About The Children

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Mighty Thor and Thor look at each other under pink starlight in Thor Love and Thunder
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Gorr Is Kratos. Thor Is Thor. Jane is… also Thor. Love it or hate it, that’s the movie in a nutshell.

Thor: Love and Thunder is a film about self-discovery, people, and the importance of having children. Which is a pretty common thread regarding Marvel’s brand these days. It seems that the company is hinting at clear signs about a soon-to-come passing of the torch. Just look at Multiverse of Madness or Ms. Marvel, as both series, are more about the next generation of superheroes. 

That said, Thor Love and Thunder is a movie that is more about the importance of love than bringing the thunder. With visuals that serve as beautiful depictions of the otherworldliness of Gods, along with giving us a modern look at the New Asgardians under King Brunnhilde (Tessa Thompson). It’s cheesy, funny, and very New Zealand-y. With comedy that is somehow a 12 out of 10 in terms of sheer ridiculousness and some LGBTQ moments that feel romantically organing, and overall, cute.

Superbly acted, the cast is also fantastic in their roles. Christian Bale plays the most sympathetic villain since Thanos in the MCU. You almost root for him, and probably would, if it weren’t for his overall creepy vibes and demeanor. Natalie Portman, likewise, excels in re-examining her role as Jane. The hardest working scientist trying to make a difference.

We also get to see Lady Sif (played wonderfully again by Jaime Alexander) make her epic return to the franchise, as many Thor Stans have loved Lady Sif as a character, and were slightly upset to not see her appear in any of the movies for a while.

But probably the biggest performance of note was in seeing Natalie and Chris finally nail their relationship. As the actors’ chemistry together really shines and makes for the best moments of the movie. Finally, viewers get to glimpse at what their relationship was like as a couple… both then and now.

 

Given all these good things, why are critics’ ratings so divided for Love and Thunder? 

Thor reflects in meditation on the meaning of life

Well, the Gorr-driven storyline about how the careless Gods are to blame is actually a good exploration of the nature of mythology. That entire segment looks at the Gods the way the Thor storyline was always meant to: as powerful yet ultimately flawed beings. 

Love and Thunder, is thus, trying to be a cautionary tale about the nature of Gods, while at the same time, serving as a ridiculous comedy where nothing truly matters save for love, good times with friends, and the people we care most about. It’s a story about picking up the pieces and finding meaning in the silliness of the moment. 

For once, we also see Thor finally embrace his awesomely powerful, yet ultimately pointless, persona. He is a God whose might never really match the weight of his many defeats. A hero whose call to smite evil almost always leads to accidentally destroying many things in his wake and the loss of those he loves. 

Where Love and Thunder begins is in Thor’s quest for self-discovery and search for inner peace. He’s Thor at his most Thor, as the movie also pays homages to the chariot of goats, Y’drasill, the rainbow colors of the Bifrost, and the Behemoth. All making this journey the most Norse-themed take of the hero to date. 

So when the Necrosword and Gorr begin their rampage, Thor must intervene to save the day yet again. At that same time, coincidentally, Jane Foster reenters his life (with a storyline taken from the comic) making Thor’s identity crises all rather complicated. 

Natalie Portman as Mighty Thor next to Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Natalie Portman does a fantastic job with her return as Mighty Thor

That said, the stakes never move past that point because Thor and friends go from fetch-quest to after quest, pushing the story forward while never moving beyond the emotions of high-fives and longing looks of adults with the case of obvious crushy-feelys.

Kind of like the Guardians of The Galaxy cameos, the movie never feels certain of itself, nor is it supposed to. It chalks up a lot of kid-friendly moments and cheesy jokes to the levels where one has to pause and acknowledge that maybe… we’re all just getting too old for this?

Still, there are redeeming graces in Love and Thunder. The romance between Jane and Thor alone is absolutely worth it. Seeing them together musing over the things that separated them as a couple feels oddly human, as is the rock, hammer, and axe love that we see in this movie that I’ll omit in terms of details for spoilers. 

Fans of the comics can also tell you that for those upset about the ending, there’s a lot of wiggle room left for a sequel and the consequences are smaller than you think. So ultimately, it’s a fun movie with low stakes, lots of love, and a lot of macro-level wish fulfillment that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense if you think too hard (or at all) about it.

 

Thor From Then To Now

thor with hammer in hand battling dark elves in Thor the dark world

When Thor first arrived on the big screen in 2011 expectations for the MCU were entirely different. Superhero team-ups weren’t a thing just yet in the pop-culture zeitgeist and a ragtag group of powered people called The Avengers were thus far just a preamble to a rousing Nick Fury speech that he was still writing in the back of his mind.

You had a tech billionaire war mogul seeking redemption, a Jekyll and Hyde monstrosity in The Incredible Hulk, a man-out-of-time war veteran of the greatest generation in Captain America, and finally, a Norse God and his family drama. The last movie of which was directed by the well-known dramatist, Kenneth Brannagh. 

Brannagh was an acclaimed Hollywood director at the time. A man whose Shakespearian stories such as Henry The Fifth and Hamlet had earned him several Oscar nominations. It was enough to gain the attention of the already very famous Natalie Portman. Who at the time was Hollywood’s top lady after having just won the best actress Oscar for Black Swan. 

Together, this team made the first Thor film, a dramatic introduction and showdown sort of movie. Successful at their task of introducing the Thunder God, a lot of faith went into this idea of making Thor explore Godly mythos. A pursuit which fell somewhat flat in Thor 2 in a mixed-received effort by Game of Thrones and Sopranos director, Alan Taylor. 

This Thor sequel would also be the last for Natalie Portman for a time. Marvel wasn’t entirely certain what would come of Thor outside of The Avengers until Taika Waititi came along.

Deconstructing fan expectations was Thor: Ragnarok, a movie that sort of had fun with the entire process. The movie revitalized the approach to the God of Thunder by stressing less of the God mythos and by making Thor mostly a brainless nincompoop. As Thor more closely resembled his Norse-based counterpart than the Marvel comics iteration. 

Ragnarok was a great movie that smashed expectations by doing the exact opposite of everything we’d come to know. It was funny because it pushed against a preconceived notion of who Thor and Hulk were up to this time. 

Thor: Love and Thunder does the opposite in that it picks up the pieces of what was left of the Thor story, rebuilt it in a completely non-sensical way that looked at Thor’s history, and finally, kind of just smashed it together before handing it off for a new kid to play with, much like a child.

Whether or not this works is yet to be seen.

 

Gorr of War?

Christian Bale as Gorr under a black backdrop and white makeup in Thor: Love and Thunder
Christian Bale as Gorr in Marvel Studios’ THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

I’d be remiss not to mention that the best and worst thing about this movie, especially for gamers, is that everything about Gorr’s story feels like God of War. Gorr’s storyline is about the cold and uncaring nature of Gods and how a cursed weapon changes all of that, leading to the subsequent slaughter of a bunch of Gods. 

In fact, it’s kind of ridiculous how much Kratos and Gorr have in common. Here are a few:

  • Both are bald, have pale skin, and are cursed.
  • Both lose a child that motivates their actions.
  • Both are trying to defy fate in the ultimate act of defiance possible.
  • Both are cursed by a special weapon that is bonded to them.
  • Both go on missions to take down pantheons of Gods.
  • Both are victims of the cruel and uncaring nature of Gods.
  • Oh, and um, kind of a spoiler: both are rivals of Thor.

So, yeah, the similarities are too uncanny. Just like with Gorr, you empathize with Kratos. You almost want him to defy fate. The difference is one Thor is chubby and Nordic, the other is the Golden God that is Chris Hemsorth butt-naked in a council of Gods.

 

The Take

A fun movie that by the end feels more like a children’s story in that it’s trying to be funny while losing the audience in terms of it’s plot importance. This one is more about characters doing things than the sum of its plot-hole-riddled Gods narrative. 

Still, I think this one will do financially well and while I found it entertaining, I also probably would have been okay with seeing this one on Disney+. I also expect a fan petition for an extended Taika cut to be requested or trend in a few days.

The Boys Season 3 Episode 8: The Instant White-Hot Wild Review and Recap

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homelander with his cape draping in the wind in The Boys Season 3 Finale

The Boys Season 3 Finale Is Wild Hot and Full of Crazy Moments, Setting the Stage Well for Season 4

The Boys Season 3 has already been a wild ride. So calling it The Instant White-Hot Wild was shockingly accurate, especially for a finale filled with amazing moments. In an episode that starts with Homelander kidnapping young Ryan, it still ends in a very unexpected place. And in so doing, changes the trajectory of the show while still managing to increase the stakes for the next season of The Boys.

The Boys 3.8 “The Instant White-Hot Wild” Recap

The Instant White-Hot Wild | RIP Noir

While Ryan may have been safe from Homelander all season, thanks to a helping hand from Neuman, Homelander finally tracks him down. Mallory does her best to intervene, but it’s hard to be covert around someone that can hear your heartbeat and see through your skin. Worse, it seems that Homelander is feeling extra emotional after finding out that Soldier Boy is indeed his father.

An impromptu rally for Starlight and Maeve turns violent when counter protesters dressed like Homelander arrive. Which doesn’t seem all that important, until it prompts Vought to move Maeve from the depths of Vought Tower. They gas her first, but the plucky super lesbian manages to stay awake enough to break free of her bonds and escape the armored vehicle.

After the last episode of The Boys, I was honestly worried Butcher would do the wrong thing and Hughie would pay the price. To my pleasant surprise, he does the right thing at the last moment. He tells Hughie he’s the spitting image of his brother moments before knocking him out and dumping him in a gas station bathroom. That way, he’s not with Butcher and Soldier Boy, and he’s removed from all the temporary V. Hughie realizes all this when Starlight arrives and picks him up, and they share a touching moment after Hughie convinces her to just unload all her “I told you so’s” on him.

As for Frenchie and Kimiko, they’re in an interesting place. Kimiko is finally accepting her monstrous strength, but Frenchie is feeling sorry for himself. Luckily she talks some sense into him, and reminds him that he saw the humanity in her at her worst, and now she sees the good in him. Despite the fact he’s doing drugs like there’s no tomorrow and moping around.

M.M. isn’t doing much better, and is worried he might have damaged his child’s innocence by knocking Todd out last week. While Frenchie is a terrible therapist, he does convince M.M. that it’s worth sharing all of himself with Janine, both the good and the bad. He then follows that up by saying that despite how broken he is, M.M. is the best man he knows.

While Butcher still thinks he can control Soldier Boy, the B team is preparing for the worst possible scenario. Frenchie gets his mitts on a dose of Novichok and puts it in a perfume bottle. Starlight tries to call and evacuate Vought Tower. And Hughie is determined to save Butcher like he saved him. Maeve also joins their ranks, but she’s pissy and not willing to compromise very much.

Back at Vought Tower, Ashley and Deep tell Homelander they lost Maeve, but they’re saved by the return of Black Noir. Noir is ready to work with Homelander to kill Soldier Boy, not realizing the extent of the revelation that was imparted to the psychotic cape-wearing Supe last week. When Homelander tries to ask Noir what his father was like, Noir just writes BAD and underlines it. Then Homelander tells Noir he can tell if he’s lying, and asks if he knew that Soldier Boy was his father. When the mute Supe shakes his head yes, Homelander responds by punching through him, and leaving him in a pool of his blood and guts.

I’ve spent a lot of time hoping A-Train might finally step up, but this finale proves that’s not happening. He tries to talk with his paralyzed brother Nate and apologizes for what happened to him. In response, Nate asks if he killed Blue Hawk. The ensuing conversation opens a huge wedge between them, and it’s clear Nate wants nothing to do with his little brother. Later on, when Homelander confronts Deep and A-Train about him murdering Noir, A-Train doesn’t do anything to push back, and is instead silent while Homelander tells them all what to do. He may have powers, but the speedy Supe is far from super.

Soldier Boy also shows his true colors in The Instant White-Hot Wild. He’s not some scrappy kid that became an American hero. He’s a child of privilege that suffered from an unsupportive father. He then used his father’s connections to become a lab rat for Vought, but when he tried to share his success, all he got from dear old dad was disdain for cheating his way to the top.

The B team manages to ambush Butcher, and are trying to take the reins of the suicide mission when everything falls apart. Maeve takes the Novichok and tosses it out a window, and SB and Butcher lock everyone in a safe while they go on their merry way. Luckily they eventually manage to break free, and Frenchie even cobbles together a plan B. They’re going to break into Vought Tower and distract Soldier Boy and Homelander while Frenchie makes his own Novichok.

The Instant White-Hot Wild | Team Up Butcher and Homelander

The endgame for The Instant Wild-Hot Wild is a massive series of shocking battles and fake outs. While they start out trying to deal with Homelander, he complicates matters by bringing Ryan into the fray. While Soldier Boy is more than willing to kill his own spawn and anything in his way (even his grandchild), Butcher isn’t willing to sacrifice Becca’s boy. So he shockingly teams up with Homelander to protect Ryan, and then gets drawn into a conflict with SB directly while Homelander and Maeve party.

The battles get really rough, and Homelander even gouges out Maeve’s eyeball. Even Frenchie and Kimiko are put in harm’s way by armed guards, though Kimiko is in the zone and deals with them handily while listening to Maniac. Just when all seems lost, with Soldier Boy about to take out the entire team, Hughie does the smart thing. Instead of taking another dose of temporary V, he turns the lights all the way up, supercharging Starlight. She knocks Soldier Boy on his butt and with a helping hand, M.M. gets the new Novichok on him. But the Supe isn’t ready to go back into custody and starts to initiate his explosive countdown. Only for Maeve to reluctantly play the hero, grabbing him and crashing through a window moments before he explodes.

You’d think that’s the end of the episode, but then Homelander flies back in, and he’s pissed. Not only did his own father deny and reject him, but Maeve tried to kill him. The only thing that stops him from making a bloody mess of The Boys is Ryan saying he wants to go away with daddy. Which is a gut wrenching moment for Butcher, since he’s been trying to both protect the boy and his innocence, but then he has other problems to worry about. He suddenly passes out from too much temp V. He wakes up intact, but the doctors tell him he has a dramatically reduced lifespan of mere months thanks to the dangerous drug cocktail.

The Boys 3.8 Verdict

The Instant White-Hot Wild | Maeve loses an eye

The end of the finale has a lot of really great human moments, such as M.M. finally telling Janine the truth about their family’s past, Maeve miraculously surviving, though totally de-powered, and Ashley deleting footage to protect the Amazon. Even the Deep’s wife dumps him and starts her own brand that’s mostly focused on talking trash about the aquatic asshole. Annie also officially joins the team.

But then they have one more surprise at the end. The Deep went on a little side mission for Homelander, and drowned the next expected VP candidate. As a result, the new candidate is none other than Victoria Neuman! Meaning things are about to get a whole lot worse for our team, and likely a lot more bloody and complicated.

Overall, I was really happy with both this episode and Season 3 as a whole. It explored nature versus nurture, consequences for our actions, and making the hard choice to save those we love. Sure, it also had a ton of insanity and violent mayhem, but the show just keeps improving. Here’s hoping this trend continues for The Boys in Season 4.

‘Strange Tales: Thor & Jane Foster #1’ Sees A Love and Thunder Type Of Team Up

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The latest Marvel Infinity Comic written by Gwen-Verse and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley, is a tale that examines Thor and Jane’s relationship.

Yesterday, Marvel Unlimited released a new Strange Tales adventure featuring the Mighty Thor and Valkyrie Jane Foster. Aptly titled Strange Tales: Thor & Jane Foster #1, this infinity comic is written by Tim Seeley, the mind behind the beloved Hack/Slash horror comics series, and features artwork by Ramon Bachs, and colors along with inks by Java Tartaglia. With story edits by Jordan White.

A one-off Strange Tale filled with action, behind-the-skin tension, and thematic anecdotes about ex-lovers, this short is told in the style of a vertical comic. Which seems pretty beat-and-bash at first glance, until the cracks unravel like a fragmented Mjolnir, and the story becomes something more. All for a sad tale that brings up some heavy topics about the nature of our ever-changing relationships.

Now, before I get into any extreme platitudes let me say: that I am absolutely biased in my love of Tim Seeley. Hack & Slash is in so many ways, the late 2000s Slasher Goth’s indie comic bible. It is a series that blends all your favorite things about the genre, that then squishes it all together into the chest cavity of where a normal person’s heart used to be, bringing vital life into a supposed-to-be-dead genre like a Frankenstein’s monster. 

Having been in a teenage rock band in 2004, as a person who absolutely adored this type of gothic My Chemical Romance-loving, skinny jeans at hot topic attire, I fell in love with Cassie Hack hard and quickly. Since reading Hack-and-Slash Tim Seeley has absolutely been someone I enjoyed following in the comics game.

But much like my band that broke up in 2008, my relationship changed in how I followed that particular type of gothic and horror style. I replaced my love of music and screamo, in my 20s, for a career in psychology. Pivoted my tastes in horror, music, and art styles into a study of outcasts in general, at least, for a time in my life.

My relationship to it changed. Much like how, in Strange Tales: Thor & Jane Foster #1, that story is very much about change. Particularly, in regards to the relationship between Thor and Jane. So while the premise is a battle between the two against Mr. Hyde, the rougher reality of the situation, is the fragmenting cracks of their relational foundations. It’s a type of horror portrayed rather cleverly in this one-off that’s both action-filled but also touching, in a way that leaves you feeling slightly more grown-up than when you left it.

There is a lot that is different regarding Jane and Thor’s changes over the years. And, as I’m sure Thor: Love and Thunder will highlight later today, Jane’s changed A LOT as a person. The comic brings both fond memories… but also at times… resentment, of the people we are. And the people that we’ve become.

It’s a good story that I highly suggest fans check out on the Marvel Unlimited App. 

Jane Foster Valkyrie in Strange Tales Thor and Jane Foster Cover

The man behind the mirror presents a team-up tale between Jane Foster: Valkyrie and the God of Thunder, Thor! Mr. Hyde doesn’t stand a chance…

Behemoth Issue 1 Review: This Is What You Are

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A horror comic in stores on July 6th, Behemoth is a story about monsters. The ones within and the ones we encounter in real life.

I remember reading Metamorphosis for the first time in college. In that story, the hardworking breadwinner of his family, Gregor Samza, wakes up horrifyingly transformed as a large cockroach-like insectoid who was unable to return to his life. Gregor’s family, the leaching parasites that mooched off Gregor’s hard-earned income, soon found themselves reluctantly having to care for, and later abandoned, Gregor the more demanding his caretaking had become. 

It was a harsh reality of the philosophical principles of the absurd. A theme that permeates every work of transformational body horror from werewolves to zombies, to the grotesque body horrors of David Cronenberg and the Lovecraftian unknowable monstrosities. It’s the idea that life may not be understood as you once believed. That the truth can slip out from under you at any moment for no reason. There is no moral compass of good or evil. Life is absurd and meaningless and there is no purpose to try and understand it, only to live it.

Transformational horror is a key theme to Behemoth. In the story a teenage girl named Theresa wakes up to find herself as a monster, and apparently in this world, not the only one. When the US special ops division finds out they toss her and the people like her into a detention camp. Where, surrounded by her fellow monsters, they must make a choice: completely lose their humanity while being observed about by scientists or take a chance to preserve herself by becoming a weapon for the US government as part of Project: Behemoth.

The story is written by actor, playwright, and Marvel comic writer Chris Kipiniak and drawn and colored by artist J.K. Woodward. We had interviewed Chris about the comic last month in a special feature asking questions about this issue specifically, and are thoroughly excited about checking out more of Behemoth when it is out.

In issue one, aptly titled “This Is What You Are” the artwork done by J.K. Woodward flows rather nicely across each panel visually telling a story that feels like it, just like Theresa, is slowly losing its own humanity. It’s haunting in many ways thanks to the use of lighter colors. 

The lettering by Jesse Post is likewise sublime as there are large chunks of captions in handwritten script that genuinely feel like Theresa as a character. The technique definitely creates a sense of sentimentality and loss midway through the issue, that works perfectly with the change in tone.

As for Chris Kipiniak’s story, issue one goes from a very Gregor Samsa-like origins that soon escalates into a fight for survival. The tonal shift midway through the issue serves as a great introduction into this new world, while also subtly giving hints away that we’re losing a sense of ourselves much like the protagonists of this story. Whose only anchor as to what’s happening to themselves, horrifyingly seems to be the very government that is oppressing them.

Perhaps it’s the experimentation. Perhaps it’s the ever-watching government eye that feels closer to home now that ever before. But it’s the wrangling and exploitation of these children as monsters moments, thanks to Major Rayne and the powers that be in issue one, that make for the actual horror story. A compelling kickoff that I think readers should definitely check out as this 4-issue series seems like a promising yet foreboding tale of Lovecraftian horror.

It’s absurdism set in an absurd world that’s fitting for today’s times.

Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 Finale Review (Spoiler-Free): Falling Down That Hill

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eleven and brenner argue about what to do in their secret lab

The season finale brings us to a Stranger Things series endgame, and though convenient plot armor preserves most character favorites, not everyone comes out unscathed.

Stranger Things was absolutely devastating. The finale for season 4 part 2 was one of the darkest stories ever told in the series. To see characters that fans have absolutely fallen in love with go through what happens in this finale was heartbreaking, as some of our favorites in Hawkins are the furthest thing from okay.

We’ve already covered Season 4 Part 1, but if you’d like a spoiler-filled review of Part 2, listen to the podcast where Josh and I break down all of this Stranger Things season. For a short review as to why you should probably watch this season right now, read on, as this is the prelude to the end all be all regarding the storylines of Stranger Things.

Now, this season doesn’t exactly end Happily Ever After. In many ways mimicking Avengers: Infinity War, this is a storyline that sees several plots converging simultaneously, with separate teams coming together to stop a great evil from destroying the world. But I’ll leave it at that regarding what happens.

Aesthetically, this finale does much to feel more like a movie and not a season of television. There’s a lot of detail in the shots and some of the panoramic views make you wonder how big of a Hollywood budget the show had gotten this time around. 

In comparison to other Netflix shows that are obviously shot in their CGI littered backlots, part 4 is the greatest visual marvel the series has brought up thus far, filled with richly detailed upside-down particles, gooey tentacle monsters, desert shots, and science-lab horror sequences.

Most of the final two episodes are the set-up against Vecna and the battle to come. It’s a bit everywhere and so I’m going to list the subplots moving along for just about every character (again, minus most spoilers).

Eleven encounters Doctor Brenner for a last Yoda-like training conflict that reveals some more about her and 01’s history. While this is happening, the military decides to close in right as time is running out making the moves needed to stop the evil monstrosity that is Vecna. As this is all very obviously the endgame.

Meanwhile, Robin and Steve (who’s very enamored with Nancy) try to spend a moment regarding their love lives while preparing for battle. Leading the Hawkin’s group is Nancy, who comes up with a master plan to take down Vecna once and for all.

I should stress that every single member of the cast plays a major part in this well-balanced ensemble. Dustin and Eddie actively choose to play support/ ‘not heroes’. Max takes the ultimate gamble in what’s easily the most talked-about arc of the season (if you’re looking to avoid spoilers specifically avoid Max spoilers). Lucas and Erica try to fend off the jocks in a storyline that feels awfully fitting of the times in a subtly uncomfortable yet not preachy statement about fitting in.

As for Jonathan and the California crew, their search for Eleven hits its conclusion and Hopper, Joyce, and the Russians reunite for a big battle of sorts.

There’s a lot going on this season and I’m impressed as it is all mostly good storylines woven together well in brief campy character moments. There is also a lot of fan service regarding romances and long-anticipated reunions, all of which balances the loads of horror thus far present throughout the season.

Still, there are definitely some who don’t do as much. The Byer’s children specifically. Will and Jonathan haven’t had all-that compelling of a story this season. Their speeches and brief moments in the second half should be noted as heartwarming highlights to part 2 but it’s still awfully short. 

Will’s story specifically has made many headlines in the media as of late as a (possibly) struggling person wanting to come out of the closet in the 1980s. We’ve seen hints of it in Part I but I think where fans are semi-annoyed is that he’s a little too passive of a character.

Whereas Robin—also a gay character—felt less nuanced and better-rounded, mostly, because I think we had gotten to know her better when expectations were high regarding her and Steve in season 3. Will’s flaw in the series is that when he’s not a tool or instrument for the Mindflayer plot… he is sadly, just not really doing much as a character.

Because it’s an ensemble showcasing inner motivations, almost everyone does a whole lot of excess talking in part 2 of the series. While I loved it, I know this is not everyone’s cup of tea, and many reviewers complained the finale was drawn out for far too long.

One thing that felt out of place was how the kids talk way too adult in this finale. It doesn’t feel like teen dialogue, and without getting into detail, the romantic love monologues felt heavy for a show mostly about children.

I also think the show might be relying too much on its laurels and formula. As a lot of what works about the season, when taking a step back, is an awful lot of repeats of things we’ve dealt with before… just on a bigger in scale (taking the bigger is better approach very literally).

All that being said, overall, I think the series was as fantastic as it was disturbing. It had most definitely sacrificed its 80s nostalgia kid-friendliness for some sheer horror and stories of consequences setting up for a grand bow out next year.

I think the only issue for folks (but not an issue for me) is that the show feels like a superhero movie. There is a formula to Stranger Things regarding who plays hero, who makes sacrifices, and who continues onward to tell their stories—so the series surprises aren’t feeling as, well, surprising anymore. 

This is not a criticism of the show. But rather, a critique on visual storytelling in media today. That because there’s just too much of everything lately, it all feels kind of predictable. And we’re losing creativity for the sake of preserving nostalgia and throwing said nostalgia on the line for the sake of conflict.

But honestly, given the unpredictability of the world today, I don’t think that’s a bad thing. In fact, it’s somewhat comforting knowing that things might be okay… if you can touch at the bad times.

I can’t say the same for the state of the world right now.

The Boys Season 3 Episode 7: “Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed” Review and Recap

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Here Comes a Candle Fun in the Forest

“Here Comes a Candle to Light You To Bed: Reveals Noir’s Shocking Past and Sets S3 Up for the Finale

As we near the finale of The Boys Season 3, we had some really standout moments in Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed. We learn a lot more about Soldier Boy, and what an utter bastard he truly is. Kimiko finally finds peace and makes an important decision. And perhaps most fascinating, we get a play-by-play of what really happened in his past to make Butcher what he is today.

The Boys 3.7 Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed Recap

Here Comes a Candle | Got Milk

Despite Starlight’s beautiful moment of speaking truth to power, Vought is already spinning it, mostly with the help of Ashley (the red-haired one) and Homelander. They’re calling her a druggie, a child trafficker, and much worse to distract from the impact her words would have otherwise had. As such, she spends most of the episode with M.M., Frenchie, and Kimiko, though she does eventually make her way to Vought for a critical mission.

Thanks to The Legend, we learn a lot more about Soldier Boy’s past, and the lies he tells about it. Most of his epic stories are totally fabricated. The only truth is that he’s a violent and ruthless bastard that’s too horny for his own good, as we learn when he’s moments away from making sweet, sweet love to a couple of much older women.

The latest name on Butcher’s hit list is Mindstorm, a powerful psychic Supe that’s also bipolar. That last tidbit helps Hughie track his location, which happens to be a cabin in the woods. Because nothing bad ever happens in those sorts of places. Regardless, Butcher, Hughie, and SB head after Mindstorm, and shit very quickly hits the fan. If Mindstorm makes eye contact, he can trap victims in an endless loop of their own nightmares. Butcher finds this out the hard way after a tripwire distracts him, and finds himself reliving his broken childhood, getting beaten by his father and trying in vain to protect his brother, Lenny. Hughie of course wants to save Butcher since he’ll die trapped in that state, but Soldier Boy has already given him up for dead.

If you were worried about Maeve, the good news is she’s still alive. The bad news is that she’s trapped in some facility under Homelander’s authority. He comes to interrogate her about where Butcher’s team is, and in the exchange, my earlier suspicion gets confirmed – Soldier Boy’s energy blasts remove the V from the Supes it hits, leaving them vanilla human again. Maeve is defiant and Homelander says something truly disgusting, threatening that he’ll harvest her eggs and use them to make his own children. The only thing that helps her stay calm and counter his abuse is when she notices he’s wearing concealer, and rightly guesses it’s hiding a bruise.

As for other members of The Seven, we get very abbreviated stories for both The Deep and A-Train. At this point, Deep is just comic relief, and though sometimes hilarious, he’s also feeling a bit stale. He tries to convince his cult wife to join him and an octopus for a threesome, and she’s not having it. Meanwhile, A-Train wakes up in a hospital bed in Vought’s care. Which sounds good, since he’s alive, but things take a nasty turn. It turns out he received a new heart from the recently deceased Blue Hawk. This is good for him, but it’s juxtaposed with Ashely being horrible and racist about A-Train’s upcoming movie, and it’s clear that A-Train is starting to question his life choices.

I would be remiss if I didn’t touch on the adventures of Black Noir. While he was mostly on the sidelines after cutting out his tracking chip, he makes up for it in Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed. He’s lurking around a place called Buster Beavers, which is essentially Chuck E. Cheese. There, as he tries to eat beans in peace, he’s confronted by cartoons. It’s all in his head, but it’s still a glorious Roger Rabbit sequence. As the cartoons cajole him, we get a horrific cartoon vision of the way Soldier Boy conducted himself, and it is finally clarified who had SB kidnapped – a young Stan Edgar and the entirety of Payback. Unfortunately, Soldier Boy didn’t go quietly, and was directly responsible for the horrific damage done to Black Noir. But as the cartoons convince him, he can’t hide from Soldier Boy any longer, and I smell a confrontation coming in the finale.

Here Comes a Candle | Neuman

Hughie and Soldier Boy gradually make their way towards Mindstorm’s cabin, and find a pastor and nun on the side of the road. Hughie of course does the good thing, but Soldier Boy suddenly shoots the pastor through the head. Which seems extreme, until the nun jumps Hughie and tries to bite his throat out. Turns out, Mindstorm can also compel people psychically, and so a shaken Hughie and domineering Soldier Boy make their way even more cautiously to the cabin.

While Frenchie spends most of the episode higher than a kite, his keen eyes still spot something M.M. missed. He checks out the footage of the Russian scientists experimenting on Soldier Boy and realizes the gas isn’t halothane that subdued him. Instead, it’s a vapor delivery system for the deadly poison Novichok, which only knocks SB out. As for the girls, they spend some alone time drinking together, and Kimiko confides in Starlight that she’s ready to get her powers back. As such, she begs her to go and recover some V to get powered back up again.

As for everybody’s favorite psychotic superman, Homelander isn’t taking Starlight’s big moment well. He goes to a rally for candidate Singer, and starts ranting and raving about how horrible she is. Which of course is eaten up by the ignorant audience, and struck me as a particularly painful reminder of our current political climate. When he gets off stage, he decides to go and satisfy his milk fetish by milking a cow and then chugging a bucket of milk. Though he’s interrupted by Neuman, who wants to establish a transactional relationship with the dangerous madman.

Soldier Boy and Hughie make it to the cabin, and Hughie has the quick wit to teleport the Supe away to help Butcher. He doesn’t want to, but Hughie convinces him that he’ll make it worth his while and take him anywhere he wants afterward. As we delve back into Butcher’s psyche, it’s clear how Butcher started emulating his abusive father and eventually left his poor brother in the bastard’s care. This leads to his brother talking directly to Butcher and blaming him before blowing his own brains out, moments before Butcher is shaken awake.

Hughie is ready to make good on his deal with Mindstorm when Soldier Boy arrives and does some horrible damage to the psychic. As he’s beating him to death, Mindstorm whispers something to him, moments before he’s decapitated by SB’s shield.

The Boys 3.7 Verdict

Here Comes a Candle | Starlight Worried

There’s a lot of great stuff in Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed, but here are some of my highlights. M.M. discovers Todd took his daughter to a rally with Homelander and dispenses some much-needed justice to the idiotic stepdad. Kimiko finally comes to terms with her anxiety about her powers and reveals to Frenchie he’s her family before getting injected with another dose of V. Homelander confronts Starlight and threatens her, only for her to record and share the entire incident, shocking him silent.

Those are all great, but here are the most important moments. Annie discovers how dangerous the temporary V truly is, and how if Hughie or Butcher take another dose, they might be in mortal danger. Which she relays to Butcher, only for him to not say anything to poor, impressionable Hughie. And just when you think it’s over, Soldier Boy calls up Homelander and reveals what Mindstorm whispered to him. Namely, that SB is the sperm donor for Homelander. Which makes a shocking amount of sense, and sets the stage well for the finale. Overall another fantastic episode of The Boys that has me excited for next week!

Check Out A Stranger Things Dating App Meet-Up Before Volume 2 Drops Tonight

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Billy and Karen poolside in Stranger Things Season 3
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We Interviewed Filteroff founder Zach Schleien, who talked with us about tonight’s Stranger Things-themed video dating event and how his application is changing the overall dating space.

Ever had a bad Tinder match whose face looked like a Demogorgon or whose personality was as empty as the vessel of a Mindflayed person? Well, you’re in luck, because tonight you can attend a digital date with fellow Stranger Things lovers who actually understood that reference. 

Look, today’s dating world is hard. Meeting people just isn’t the same anymore between the pandemic, moving friend circles, and ever-changing goals or career aspirations. This is why dating apps such as Tinder, Bumble, and OkCupid, are hotter than ever before. 

Yet, with so many choices, photos, and profiles to sort through, wouldn’t it be nice to just meet someone quickly, from let’s say the convenience of your phone, in order to see if you’d like them? Better yet, maybe attend similar-themed events of special interest such as mutual love of a show about kids in the 80s solving nerdy mysteries before grabbing a drink at an event?

That is the beauty of Filteroff, a video-first online dating app where you can match with someone over video to talk about shared interests, make friends, and hopefully: build some chemistry. We interviewed founder Zach Schleien about Filteroff and tonight’s Stranger Things Event, which you can read more about below.

 

What Is Filteroff?

You Can Try Filteroff Right Now on the App Store. You can also click this link below before 8 pm EST today, if you’re interested in the Stranger Things Dating Event.

Hi, Zach thanks for being here. First, can you tell us a bit about yourself? Your background and how you created, Filteroff?

“So, growing up in Westchester NY, I was fascinated with building human connections. Online dating, this idea of meeting people outside your friend circle, was always super interesting to me. About 7-8 years ago (while online dating) I started asking dates if they’d be open to video chatting and noticed that the ones who agreed made all the difference in the world. 

Fast forward, and after having already built a few start-ups, I finally launched Filteroff just before the pandemic. What I noticed was once the pandemic hit, it became evident how important a platform this was, given how lonely people were feeling. In April of 2020 that’s when we took off and had even gotten coverage from NYT and BBC. Then in October of last year, we were able to raise 2.5 million and went full-time.”

 

Tell us about Filteroff and what makes It distinct from other dating apps?

“Filteroff is like dating in person but virtually. It’s a really authentic dating experience where you’re actually dating people and not profiles. That’s what sets us apart. What makes us distinct is our virtual speed dating and community events. 

How events work is that they’re theme-based events. It could be religious, or ethnic, or they could be fans of stranger things for example. What Filteroff does is it will schedule your dates so you can preview them beforehand. The photos are blurred intentionally, but you can learn about them beforehand their bios, and their little fun facts. 

Filteroff will schedule up to 10 video speed dates. You hop into your date on the app on the scheduled date, and each match lasts around 3 minutes of conversation. There are ice breaker games and at the end of the time it’ll ask if you like them or not. You then go on your next date. In the end, you can see if there are any matches and you can message or video call them.”

 

On your page, it says Filteroff is the first video-focused dating app. Why the emphasis on video specifically? 

“There’s lots of apps that incorporate video nowadays. What makes us unique we’re Video first. When people use our app they’re not just using it to swipe a hundred people, they’re using it to find their community. Whether it’s finding a dog-lover community to find other people who love dogs, or in this case, finding people that enjoy a TV show. 

It’s really finding like-minded people that sets us apart. When you’re on other apps you are swiping, you don’t necessarily think: let me video with this person. This changes that for a more human experience.”

 

I was invited to do a Stranger Things-Themed speed dating event tonight. Can you tell us about Filteroff’s special speed Dating Events? 

“So we do all sorts of ethnic events such as a Jewish date night, a divorced and widowed singles date night, and a black singles date night. Besides virtual, we also host in-person events in NYC focused on a theme. We had a South Asian date night where we had over 300 people looking ti mingle, and next month, we’re doing a tech lovers yacht party singles event on July 3rd. We’ve been hosting events every week in NYC. Though the app is available globally, our focus for our in-person dating events is just NYC for now.”

 

 

Follow-Up second question. Can you tell folks what the Stranger Things event will be like? If I match with Vecna I might die a little bit on the inside.

“Haha. It comes down to what you think is gonna happen in July and the conversations had while talking about your favorite characters. What it comes down to for any event is this: if you meet someone you really vibe with, there is a likelihood you’ll go on another video date, maybe even watch volume 2 together. That’s sort of our goal. To get people to meet up in person and more.”

 

Alright then, so for those using the app for the first time, how would you think people find success in matching with the right person on Filteroff?

“A lot of our users have never used dating apps before, or really, just hate other dating apps out there and use Filteroff because they genuinely want to meet people. One of the things we often hear is, “I’m really nervous to get on a video date.” It really comes down to if you’d rather go on a 3 minute video date versus going out to a bar for an hour to risk having a horrible experience. 

Because anything you do that brings you outside of your comfort zone may feel uncomfortable, that’s when you know you’re doing something that may be beneficial to your life. You take the chance. 

We’ve actually had people who’d got married off a Filteroff match. So whether you’re looking for something casual or something serious, what filter off brings is the ability to connect with humans in a quick and efficient way. So jump on, ask questions, it’s okay not to say the right thing because when it comes to dating, it’s really all about vibe and chemistry.”

 

Do you have any favorite events you’ve done in the past few years?

“When you work with communities its very special. We had a 420 event for cannabis lovers that was sponsored by Anheuser-Busch. We were actually able to showcase a new ‘Dank Dust’ marijuana-like beer for the first time in NYC and it was really cool bringing 270 singles together. For more recent events, we also offered a virtual video experience right before a meeting for the in-person one, and some folks on the app were able to attend with their online matches.”

 

Are there any special launches, occasions, or events you’re planning on this year?

“We have some awesome upcoming events on the app. We have this Love Boat yacht party on July 3rd with an afterparty on the Serafina Rooftop in NYC at 11. Then on July 14th, we have a singles-professionals open beer bar at Contra Lounge. On July 21st, we partnered with Stella Artois and are doing a Gatsby single masquerade party with an open Stella bar for the first hour. We partnered with a large NYC creator, Rebeka @ NYC For Free.”

 

Awesome. Finally, where can people try Filteroff for the first time?

“Filteroff.com or on your Android or Apple app store. It’s free to use and easy for people to start matching and meeting with humans and not profiles. 

One other thing to share, if you’re a community, you can even create your own virtual speaking event within the Filteroff app. You can make it private, keep it in your community, and even sell tickets on the Filteroff platform. So if you run a discord community, Facebook group, or subreddit, you can host meetups about your interests.”

 

Discretion: Neither Netflix nor Stranger Things holds any personal relationship, affiliation, or ties with the Filteroff Application. This event is for a casual meet-up for Stranger Things fans and people seeking to date. This interview serves the sole purpose of talking about the Filteroff app only.

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Review

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The Umbrella Academy Returns For a Much More Enjoyable Season in An Altered Timeline

I was a pretty big fan of the original season of The Umbrella Academy. And I wasn’t alone in feeling that it was a pretty remarkably entertaining little show. Then we got Season 2, and I like many others felt it was a step backward (not just in time, either). So I wasn’t sure how I would feel about the third season of Netflix’s zany superhero comedic drama. But rest assured, if you’re a fan of Reginald Hargreeve’s dysfunctional little family, you’ll find something to love in Season 3.

Before we begin in earnest, a quick disclaimer. I don’t normally cover an entire season of episodes in one review. But since that’s the plan here, I’m gonna have to touch on some spoiler territory. I will do my best to avoid the biggest reveals, but if you’re someone that wants to remain completely unspoiled, you’ve been warned.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Footloose

At the beginning of Season 3, our Umbrella Academy warps back to the present only to discover someone else is living in their home. As expected, this is due to the time travel craziness from Season 2, and the law of unintended consequences. While there were legitimate complaints last season about why the team would be stupid enough to mess with history, I find it’s totally in character for them. This isn’t a disciplined team of heroes, they’re all broken children that somehow work as a family. So of course they leave a trail of devastation in their wake.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Sparrows

The new team of superheroes is known as the Sparrows, and they were also trained by Hargreeves and Pogo. Unlike the Academy, they’re much more proficient at using their powers as a team, to deadly effect. Also unlike Umbrella, many of the Sparrows are more outwardly monstrous. Sure, Luther is a giant monkey man, but the Sparrows have some truly freaky members. One is a blind woman that summons ravens from her flesh and can see through their beady eyes. Another is essentially a walking Voodoo doll. The damage dealt to him, though it visibly wounds him, is mostly redirected to his opponents. Another named Jayme secretes a toxic compound she spits at foes, rendering them perplexed by visions of their fondest desires. And then there’s Christopher, a floating cube that can emit dangerous energy and speaks in gibberish.

While Klaus may have been mourning the loss of Ben’s ghost, he now has a new problem in a flesh and blood Sparrow named Ben. And yes, it’s the exact same person, just from an altered timeline. He’s meaner and much more manipulative than Klaus’ spectral sidekick. At first he’s portrayed in such a way I wondered if he’d be the big villain of the season, but he manages to showcase some appreciated nuance as Season 3 edges closer to the finale.

After an amazing musical number and epic fight sequence, our Umbrellas have their butts handed to them and leave with tails between their legs. The only reason they’re not utterly thrashed is that Vanya unleashes a blast of energy that KOs several of the Sparrows, and buys them some breathing room. They then find refuge in one of Klaus’ hangouts, a seedy place called Hotel Obsidian. And if you’re a fan of the Dark Horse comics like myself, you’re right to be suspicious of that title. But that’s all I’ll say on the matter.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Trouble

One of my favorite things about Umbrella Academy Season 3 is that the team isn’t entirely responsible for the new apocalypse that comes a knocking. Yes, they are tangentially responsible, but not directly. Better yet, they mostly manage to save the day a few episodes before the finale, only to find things quickly get exponentially worse. But as a fan that started to get frustrated with how the Umbrellas were their own worst enemies, I appreciated them not being the sole source of their problems.

Another great thing about this season is that the team gets to interact with each other and go on zany missions. Which is far better than them all being separated for most of the season and then finding each other again, as in Season 2. I feel that when shows splits characters apart for no good reason, it hurts the immersion and I often forget why certain things matter. Whereas if they’re all together, they don’t have to extend the plot in awkward ways.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Siblings
Haircuts for everyone!

Speaking of which, here are some of the season’s highlights. Vanya decides to embrace the person she became last season and gets a haircut before changing her name to Viktor. Rather than this feeling out of place, many of Viktor’s family members embrace the change and treat their new brother with kindness and understanding. Klaus also comes to an odd understanding with Reginald and learns the true extent of his necromantic powers. Lila pops in and drops a 12-year-old boy on Diego’s lap, telling him it’s their child. And despite being confused at first, he and Stanley gradually start to bond. There’s even an amazing scene between Stan and Uncle Klaus, that admittedly ends pretty badly for the latter.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Stanley

It’s not all hugs and kittens, though. Allison finds that their alteration of the timeline resulted in her daughter Claire being wiped from existence. On top of losing her love Ray, this shatters the once compassionate and understanding sister and leaves something far more dangerous in her wake. We also find that the Sparrows are constantly drugging dear old dad, and making use of Reginald’s prodigious wealth to fund their crusade against crime. Worse, they seem more intent on getting applause than doing their job for the right reasons. Oh and “mother” Grace goes completely and shockingly insane this season and starts doing some highly questionable things.

Five and Lila also come to an awkward understanding and travel into the future to discover a solution to their new problem. There, they discover how bad things are getting, and realize some incredible truths about Five himself. We also are reintroduced to a character from Season 2 in a truly dramatic fashion. Oh and Luther finally makes a love connection with a member of the Sparrows. And while I wasn’t sure how I felt at first, they make an oddly sweet couple that I found myself rooting for.

Umbrella Academy Season 3 | Overmatched

By the end of Season 3, The Umbrella Academy treads new ground and somehow manages to save the day. And just when we start to breathe a sigh of relief, a totally new problem casts their future in an uncertain light. Overall, I was really happy with this season of the show, and feel it returned us to the greatness of the first season. Here’s hoping Netflix feels the same and gives us at least one more season of this crazy superhero dramedy.