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Check Out Hickman and Schiti’s G.O.D.S, Coming in October

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Well, someone left Jonathan Hickman unsupervised again, and now he’s doing crazy things in Marvel comics. This time, him and Valerio Schiti are working on a new story called G.O.D.S., and it might totally upend the entire Marvel universe.

Though G.O.D.S. is coming in October, Marvel shared a preview today. Here’s what you can expect from the event:

G.O.D.S. | Preview

This October, visionary writer Jonathan Hickman and superstar artist Valerio Schiti will re-invent the cosmology of the Marvel Universe in G.O.D.S.! The new series will dramatically transform Marvel’s classic pantheon of cosmic beings and introduce brand-new concepts and characters that operate at the crossroads of science and magic. Today, fans can see Mateus Manhanini’s stunning cover for issue one as well as an exciting lettered preview!

Manhanini’s cover spotlights Wyn, one of the many new characters that readers will meet in the series. And in the preview, witness a gathering of two mysterious factions: THE-POWERS-THAT-BE and THE-NATURAL-ORDER-OF-THINGS. Alongside familiar faces like Doctor Strange, Clea, Mister Fantastic, and Doctor Doom, the agents of these groups learn of a Babylon Event, a rare occurrence that has the potential to upend the forces behind existence such as Eternity, Infinity, and the Living Tribunal. This cataclysmic threat will bring a eons-old war out of the shadows for the first time and shed light on long-guarded secrets of the cosmos!

If that sounds like your sort of story, be sure and check out the full cover and details below. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more marvelous new tales of wonder.


G.O.D.S. Cover

G.O.D.S. #1
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN
Art by VALERIO SCHITI
Cover by MATEUS MANHANINI
On Sale 10/4

Ms. Marvel Returns As The New Mutant This August

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I think it’s fair to say Kamala Khan has captivated fans since she first joined Marvel’s heroic universe. Not just the comic, but also the incredibly engaging series on Disney+. Now, the same actress that brought Ms. Marvel to stunning life, Iman Vellani, is co-writing a new era in the upcoming comic, The New Mutant.

Fans were bereft when Ms. Marvel’s death occurred earlier this year. But as a longtime fan of comics, I had a feeling we hadn’t seen the last of Kamala Khan. Now she’s not only returning, but she’s becoming an X-(Wo)man in this latest arc.

Ms. Marvel The New Mutant | Costume

After Kamala’s heroic sacrifice that saved the world in Amazing Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel’s tragic death sent heroes across the Marvel Universe in mourning. The Avengers, Spider-Man, Champions, and beyond came together to remember Kamala and Ms. Marvel’s life and legacy. But not all was as it seemed. Fans will finally start to learn the truth about Kamala’s mutant and Inhuman identity in the upcoming X-MEN: HELLFIRE GALA #1 one-shot later this month!

“I want to make it very, very clear that we are not reconning her Inhuman origin. That’s a part of Kamala’s identity that Marvel editorial and myself would very much like to keep and protect,” Vellani shared. “Our book will absolutely reflect all those core themes of identity that the Ms. Marvel comics have consistently explored — only now there’s a whole new label that Kamala has to learn to accept. It’s going to be pretty crazy.”

After being brought back via Krakoan Resurrection Technology, Kamala is shocked to learn she is mutant. But before she has a chance to come to terms with this revelation, the catastrophic FALL OF X will throw her world into chaos…and a secret mission on behalf of the X-Men.

If you’re intrigued by the return of a wonderful new hero, be sure and check out the four issue series in August. Not only will Iman Vellani be working on it, but so will writer Sabir Pirzada, artists Carlos Gomez and Adam Gorham, and cover art by Sara Pichelli. Be sure and check out the full cover below. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more epic comic news.


Ms. Marvel The New Mutant | Full Cover

MS. MARVEL: THE NEW MUTANT #1 (OF 4) – 75960620701500111
Written by IMAN VELLANI & SABIR PIRZADA
Art by CARLOS GÓMEZ & ADAM GORHAM
Cover art by SARA PICHELLI
Variant cover art by STANLEY “ARTGERM” LAU
On Sale 8/30

Godfell Volume 4 Review: A Bloody Mind Bender About Gods and Mortals

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As a longtime lover of comics and proud nerd, I’ve read a lot of comics out of order. Not intentionally, mind you, but usually as a result of doing a lot of my reading at my local public library. You never know what they’ll have on the shelf, and sometimes they might not have things in release order. But that doesn’t always stop me from reading a story anyhow, especially if it has incredible art and a compelling premise. Which brings us to the latest comic I’m reviewing, Godfell Volume 4 by Vault Comics.

Now, as you might suspect, jumping into a series 4 volumes in means that I’m a little lost story-wise. But that doesn’t stop Godfell Volume 4 from being a compelling read. It’s also relatively short, at only 30 something pages. So even though I went in without some context, it didn’t take me all that long to get mostly caught up.

Godfell V4 | Zanzi and Neth

The hook for Godfell is that the land of Kerethim that Zanzi and Neth are traveling through is actually the corpse of a fallen god (hence the name). In this volume, they’re trudging through the viscera of the god’s guts, when they come across something called the Nihli. Though it’s made clear almost immediately that Zanzi is a warrior queen with skills like Conan, she’s not ready for this threat. Surprisingly, the more demure, definitely not an action hero Neth IS prepared for the surprise encounter. Mostly because the Nihli can infiltrate the minds of their victims. And Neth is definitely the thinker of the group.

Godfell V4 | Combat

What I found especially interesting about the comic is how it plays with the issues of faith, and what it means to believe in something greater than yourself. Zanzi clearly doesn’t believe in divinity, despite literally hacking and slashing her way through a god’s corpse. Neth, meanwhile, has given up at the start of Volume 4, only for her encounter with the Nihli to instill her with faith again. And then there’s a bloody group called the Sensates, who are hunting them both in order to appease their god.

Godfell V4 | Cannibal Fun Time

It’s crazy, hectic fun, and it occasionally devolves into violent conflict. But the vast majority of this volume is told through mental communication and flashbacks. We learn that Neth is not the wallflower Zanzi thought her to be, and she has a sordid history as well. Zanzi, meanwhile, loses herself, and decides that her only mission is to help bring Neth to the god’s head.

Godfell V4 | Crunch

Overall I had a great time reading Godfell Volume 4, and it definitely makes me more likely to check out other content from Vault Comics. If you don’t mind a little gore and a lot of conflict, this is definitely a story worth checking out.

Rating: 4 stars

What We Do In The Shadows Recap: Home Is Where The Hex Is In “A Night Out With the Guys”

It's Antipaxon. You wouldn't understand.

Recap

With the production camera rolling, Laszlo (Matt Berry) and Nandor (Kayvan Novak) are being set up for their nightly confessional. During this inadvertent interview with two vampires, Laszlo brags about not relying on hypnosis but rather his wits and guile to get out of hairy situations. Nandor calls him out for setting friend Seany’s brain to scramble one too many times. Lasz reproves Nandor for talking openly about being a vampire in the presence of humans, as it only forces his resorting to mind erasure. He’s none too pleased with his ongoing role as damage control.

At the Vampire Residence, Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) is having a moment. With her nightclub burned down like a witch, she can only regret the month she went crazy on liquor blood, resulting in the shattering of her bestie’s legs and the shuttering of her club. Nandor’s about to offer up hypnosis (something alcoholics have been known to resort to) as a solution, but Laszlo has had enough of his parlor tricks. Before the atmosphere could get any tenser, The Guide (Kristen Schaal) makes an unexpected visit. She feared the group’s absence was permanent. They don’t seem to be too interested in the poor Guide, with even Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) treating her more like the dust in the room than a friend in the wings.

Laszlo and Nandor don’t have time to waste, as they’re on their way out for a night on the town with Sean and his friends. The Guide shan’t be a part of that plan. Nadja’s depressed and her doll is indignant. Colin is just amused by the sound of precipitation on the horizon in the daily bugle. Is this foreshadowing? She believes she cannot be a main fixture in the house due to a “zoning regulation” of no more than four vampires in the residence. Oh, if only she knew.

At the high-falutin’ watering hole, Sean (Anthony Atamanuik) takes a moment to drink in and savors the adult camaraderie between him and the guys before his boy Frank (Gavin Fox) busts his balls about his lack of maturity. Dispersing tense vibes with a scintillating toast, Laszlo steals the show with intoxicating wit and wily elan, leaving a bitter taste in Nandor’s mouth. Fucking showoff. Sean calls out the ancient duo for not partaking in the dry red. Brimming with electricity, Nandor’s about to spill the beans about spilling blood with quick-witted Lasz intercepting the admission. He asserts to the table that Nandor’s preferred libation is vodka Redbull, not “vein-o roso” and that ingesting food would only make the night messier. Messes are the ineluctable calling card of Tweedle Deviant and Tweedle Dumbstruck.

Sadly, the same can be said for Guillermo. He’s freaking the fuck out to Derek (Chris Sandiford) in the stock room. It’s been three weeks and there’s not been any big revelation. Derek can take the form of a Microchiroptera. All Guillermo can do is go Dumbo with his ears.

Laszlo has a theory about the boy’s behavior, but before he can share his knowledge, Sean and Frank throw down, resulting in an exploded window. Do they really ice down wine in France or just is it just Quebec? With John Q. Law on the way, does it really fucking matter at this moment? Laszlo tries to coax Nandor into hypnotizing away the situation, but it’s too late. Officer Terry has noticed a sloshed Mikey (Andy Hull), who goes back through the nonexistent window to fetch the rest of the wine as Laszlo butters up the officer using his velvety charm. Even without the succor of a toothpick, jeans, and a vest, Laszlo shows that a true vampire can smooth over the situation by schmoozing. And it could have worked… if Seany hadn’t handcuffed Terry’s legs together and Frank hadn’t rolled up with a stolen Terry’s Cruiser. But hey, when you’re with the guys, adulting can take five for a felonious drive.

At the Vampire Residence, The Guide is used more as Nadja’s soundboard than dartboard. She believes Nadja’s lack of close female friends is due to a hex. Using dowsing rods, she’s able to pinpoint the source of Nadja’s woe: Antipaxon bad-luck woman Yaia Neikia’s photograph. But the literal damned thing won’t burn. It reminds me of Laszlo’s witches hat and because witches can cast hexes, it’s on brand for the house. All she must do is right some wrongs, but Nadja’s in the clear… or at least her denial screams so.

After pulling a Project Mayhem and trashing the ride, Franky brings the party to them, unloading Terry’s clip in the air. Now all are left at the mercy of Staten Island’s finest. Even Laszlo can’t smooth-talk his way out of this. To think, both he and Nandor tried to be the actual voices of reason before shots were licked.

In the slammer, the truth of Laszlo not being great at hypnosis leaks out. He’s jealous of the erstwhile pillager, hence the negging. The conversation is all being recorded by the NYPD through CCTV. Does the admission of defeat being captured on camera though mean more to the Staten Island precinct, however, or to Guillermo, though who might not be able to trust the house for shit when he discovers what’s been captured on tape? Especially when he held a meeting, explaining in no uncertain terms that

So Nadja’s hexed. The curse is on the frame itself, but in Antipaxon, prompting Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) to inform her of a modest four-block-by-two-block home away from home, “Little Antipaxos” down the road. Ecstatic to inject herself into the group activity, the Guide bathes in Nadja’s excitement of being totally in her element. Nadja even tastes some street food only to have it rocket back up, loving every second of it. It harks back to Baron Afanas (Doug Jones) christening his night out on the town with a slice of heaven. She finds a crappy diner like her aunt used to have. She has arrived. Speaking of the Baron–

We are in Nutley, NJ. Guillermo and Derek seek advice from the Baron. His roommate The Sire suggests repeating the process with his neighbor-cum-vampire Jonathan (Justin Landry). Will it make him a vampire times two? Derek bites Jonathan, causing him to explode. Hey, to make a blood omelet you gotta crack a few blood eggs.

Nandor’s hypnosis is brought from its slumber and all exit to salutes all around. Nandor’s gift is, contrary to what he claims, more than just “really okay” and lives up to his honorific “the Relentless”, appointing Terry for promotion, having Sean and company’s crimes absolved, and commanding a fleet of police vehicles, including the SWAT tank as “Captain Sully Sullenberger” to the Antipaxon diner.

What’s dangerous isn’t Nandor’s impressive mind-taking muscle on the back of weak impulse control, but rather Laszlo Cravensworth convincing his housemate to finally sink fangs into his familiar. Given that the odds are now set at 50/50, an ultimate moment of truth is ineluctable. Unlike Guillermo, however, I don’t hear a needle scratch; I only excitedly hear the record continuing.

Takeaway

Continuing the through-line of Guillermo’s shitty dilemma, the second episode of What We Do In the Shadows (FX), titled “A Night Out With the Guys,” starts out with the house splitting up. I personally love these itinerant episodes because they break up the already great whole of the Vampire Residence. Kristen Schaal is always a ray of fucking sunshine (hissss) whenever she’s on screen. Anthony Atamanuik and his boys were a delight. Since his first appearance, I honestly anticipate each season for the Sean episodes because the character fuckin’ delivers. Shot at Gare de L’Est Brasserie in Toronto, we’re furthering our feelers into the nightlife of the Frick and Frack-ish Nandor and Laszlo. Additionally, I’ll never tire of hearing Matt Berry shout “Chilaquiles!”

Expanding the already colorful Isle of Staten’s landscape, Little Antipaxos is a gift to the viewers. Each little corner of this constructed world unearthed feels like opening up a new area in a video game: organically rewarding. So what if Nadja’s nightclub went tits up? Think bigger! What’s one goddamn nightclub compared to an entire village?

The mystery behind Guillermo’s fate at the hands of Nandor is nearly as compelling as his “unique” plight. Doing a little mental math, if his eyesight got better on account of Derek having glasses, by the season finale, my guy might actually be a Swiss Army Vamp due to his Van Helsing bloodline. Then again, if the blood packet formerly known as Jonathan the Vampire is any indication of success, it looks like Guillermo’s journey will be equally as captivating as his destination.

5/5 Stars.

Addendum: Bookending Norma Tenga’s “You’re Dead” with Jank Sinatra’s “(Hey!) I’m Dead” was choice.

‘What We Do In The Shadows’ Season 5 Opener Recap: Nobody Is OK in “The Mall”

The face only the mother of a Pillager could love.

Recap

At the Vampire Residence, Laszlo (Matt Berry) is convinced something is up with familiar Guillermo (Harvey Guillén). We ended last season with Guillermo approaching his friend Derek with a bag of money to turn him. So he’d be right. Guillermo calls a house meeting. He’s skittish — did Derek actually turn him? Nandor (Kayvan Novak) is curious about the announcement. He’s in a good spot in life due to reading Laszlo’s transactional analysis guide I’m OK — You’re OK. What he wants to call attention to is the house being negligent of remaining in the shadows. No matter how epic he thought a misstep in the stands was, no amount of hypnotizing of the entire Barclays Center should stand, even if Hov’s team is down.

Guillermo is worried their throwing around hypnosis with wild abandon is making Staten Island dumber, but Laszlo’s not convinced it’s possible. Nadja asserts that Gizmo won’t understand because he’s not one of them, but he’s got a bit of a secret… one that will change the game. For better or for worse, this is something that remains to be seen.

He nearly informs the production crew that Derek (Chris Sandiford), after a rough and awkward start, did in fact pierce the veil of his flesh with his vampy teethers before Nandor barges in. He’s onto Guillermo, but he thinks that things have been off because they missed his birthday. To be fair, nobody in the household even knows when it is, and though Guillermo wants to come clean to his Master, it’s already too late. They’re going out to celebrate! What? Somebody didn’t tell the rest he can no longer each food? Oops. Off to the Red Rock Steakhouse, where Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) is now part of the waitstaff, having ditched his office job in exchange for service work. The feeding ground seems a lot more varied to him. Whether he’s a good waiter or not is moot.

With the group seated before their time, Colin orders jalapeno poppers for the table to keep up human appearances. Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) brings out her Doll, currently cross on account of a drunken Nadja accidentally making her a seat cushion, turning her ceramic legs to the powder from which they came. An animatronic cabaret dancer’s body now doing the heavy lifting, all it takes is the push of a button to force her to perform a bawdy jig at the vampires’ behest. Can a forced act be dehumanizing if the corpus performing the action is battery-powered? Shit, even the Big Mouth Billy Bass of Jim the Vampire possessed mechanized joy before it was so unceremoniously smashed to bits on the gymnasium floor.

Though not being able to ingest anything that resembles food, something’s surely eating away at Lasz about Guillermo mentioning the possibility of not being around. Nandor thinks it could be as pedestrian as a change of job or death. He brings out the third option of being turned, but the idea is so ludicrous, the four don’t even bother to take a moment to unbox the possibility. The fact of the matter is that Derek turned him. Very, very messily, Derek turned him. Oh, Guillermo turned the stockroom into his own fucking personal Pollock. When give us a heavy bleeder with a vampire that faints at the sight of his own blood, bad news for them is goretastic comedy for you. Nandor should be the one to do it, but Guillermo’s grown so tired of waiting around, he’s enlisted his D&D amigo Derek in IRL. This is all being captured by the stockroom camera. The all-seeing eye doesn’t judge. Unfortunately, the household does.

Upon arriving at the restaurant by Uber, the housemates are in stitches thinking that their resident familiar could ever have the temerity to get his fix elsewhere. The gut-busting inconceivability calcifies to ice-cold incredulity when Guillermo brings up the hypothetical of a familiar being turned by anyone else other than his Master. The outcome looks grim according to all. Nandor would have to kill Guillermo and then himself… Now who’s hungry?

Afterward, Guillermo decides to hit up the mall for some post-dinner shopping. With the rest enamored by this mythological edifice, tonight’s a birthday that keeps on giving (grief). The moment his back is turned is the moment that has Bill and Ted splattered all over it. Nandor buys a Shrek tee with “special coupons,” and Nadja attempts to make things right with her dolly by taking her to a Teddy Bear Workshop, revealing the bigger problem. She doesn’t see her doll as an extension of her but rather just her and isn’t readily concerned with her AA-powered proxy’s wants. Elsewhere, Laszlo isn’t amused by the wealth of stores. Like the Bikini Warehouse, which he believes to be the front for a brothel or the “cheap sex potions” of the perfume kiosk, his intention is to cut through the bullshit. He’s still not able to penetrate the wellspring of Guillermo’s odd behavior, so he’s hot on his trail, bypassing Nandor “Living Más” on the carousel.

At the eyeglasses hut, Guillermo gets the unforeseen news that he now possesses a vision that far exceeds 20-20. Maybe it’s a byproduct of both him and Derek being of the bespectacled persuasion? Since he could not puncture Derek’s skin, desperate times called for box cutters and strong stomachs. Unfortunately, Derek possesses only one of them, but hey, 50-50 ain’t bad, right? The rub is that his actual transformation isn’t the majestic reveal he’s been dreaming of. He can’t turn into a bat; he only goes Dumbo with the ears. He can, however, “day-walk”, like Colin, and he can consume meat like no human’s business. What he can’t do is play anything off with aplomb, including being his former human self.

That night before bed, as he combs Nandor’s hair, Guillermo asks Master if he “accidentally” got bit, would his life be in the hands of Nandor? He relays a bedtime story to his Master about his own experience, but Nandor dismisses it as being not into sci-fi stories before bedtime. On the bright side, Nandor got Guillermo a foot locker. To be honest though, is there really a bright side to a day-walker that must keep his own glaring secret in the shadows?

And even though Guillermo’s lifeless footlocker, devoid of any warmth or personality isn’t the most optimal of accommodations for keeping up appearances, he’s at least slumbering with his own kind now.

Takeaway

In grand What We Do In the Shadows (FX) fashion, the fifth season opener, “The Mall,” takes us out of the house and into yet another unexplored nook among Staten Island’s myriad crannies. This time? The mall. Despite the episode’s title, the real star of the half-hour was Guillermo. Harvey Guillén’s been having a good year, and his character’s journey is proving to be a compelling, serpentine through-line of discovery amid every chaotic turn in the rest of the house. With that in mind, my only bugaboo is that they won’t revisit the mall the rest of the season. The gang had a lot of fun there and the possibilities are plenty. It could be shambolic in the best possible way! I’ll keep my fingers crossed (hissss) that this isn’t our first and last jaunt to the place of commerce, similarly how I’d like to be whisked back to the Night Market of last season.

The humor hasn’t wavered for even a split second. The bit about Nandor’s ambient sound machine with “rainy night at the leaky castle” (rain), “banshee wail” (white noise), and “abandoned orphanage” (“Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”) was a clever play on a fish-out-of-water embracing change.

Colin’s workplace change of scenery was a well-needed breath of fresh air. I loved Baby Colin, but what the world needs now is just Colin, Sweet Colin. The hospitality backdrop is replete with the potential for some memorable interactions. The dude even says “per la tavola” with zero fucks given or meant. I am really looking forward to seeing a master at work as we progress.

Some Catholic cultures choose to celebrate their respective Saint’s Day rather than their own birthday. I say, why not celebrate both? I feel this episode has all the trappings of a turning point for Guillermo’s journey and the series as a whole. He is reborn as the undead and with the now uneaten haul from the Red Rock Steakhouse, “feast day” is only too ironically applicable.

Will they transform his birthday into a special occasion by the end of a season full of I’m sure unexpected mind-fuggery? I hungrily await.

4.5/5 Stars.

Good Omens Season 2 is Pretty Much Fan Service and That’s Not Only Fine but Encouraged

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David Tennant (Crowley), Michael Sheen (Aziraphale)

When we covered Good Omens season one, I called the adaptation perfect in that it kept true to the original vision of the story. I still believe that is true. I will admit that Neil Gaiman is easily one of my favorite writers. I’ve studied every book that he’s ever written, and even in my own work, my omnipresent narrator sounds like the voice of Neil Gaiman in my head. I call myself an unofficial Neil Gaiman expert because I just adore the way he utilizes Gods and mythology, humor, and non-violence. With themes of ethereal greater-than-us plans rooted in history and beliefs and dreams. Somehow, Gaiman’s tales find ways to get back to the heart of the character – this ever-present reminder that being human is a precious and most beautiful thing. 

This is why I’m happy to say that Season 2 of Good Omens is all that and more. It is the most Doctor Who-vian of the series by a long shot. Featuring so much heart on the one hand, and so much nincompoopery on the other, that when combined, you get an ineffable tale of stupid love. This season is very much so Crawley and Aziraphale’s story. No grand overarching God narrator. No Adam apocalypse story or ties to any witch hunts or organizations. Instead, this round is mostly about its angels and a pair of new characters who are introduced. 

Good Omens Jon Hamm and Michael Sheen
Jon Hamm (Gabriel), Michael Sheen (Aziraphale)

This season is a big mystery involving the angel Gabriel, played by Jon Hamm, who has amnesia and is sort of the inciting incident to this story. The hows and whys easily become the threading mystery that carries the entire season, though let it be clear for anyone wanting to watch, this one is pure fan service and in the best of ways. Despite all the chaos and wistful takes on bureaucracy, the heart of it lies in seeing two best friends, oft-times shipped by fans, sort of going about caring for humanity and people and especially one another as they get older. 

David Tennant plays Crowley with the type of zany unpredictable energy fully reminiscent of his best days as the 10th doctor. Michael Sheen gets giddy with class and genteel reserve as we learn a bit more about his origins. Honestly, the entire season feels like several episodes of Doctor Who with all of the wit and dry humor. Even though there isn’t as strong of a through line or as varied of an ensemble cast of characters, it’s still Good Omens in the best of ways. 

I think this one will be a hit among fans. Mostly, because it’s Aziraphale and Crowley’s relationship story. Whether that’s love, a mutual benefitting partnership, a best friend, or all of the above is sort of up to you. Though I can’t stress enough, their caring about one another? That’s really the story this season. And I still love that. 

Because it’s about the perfect odd couple. That’s the reason Good Omens Season 2 exists. And whether you’re a fan of the characters or just a gigantic Neil Gaiman fan like myself, it works. And is a whole lot of fun as an examination of characters.

Check out Good Omens Season 2 on July 28th.

Spock’s Human Side Comes Through in “Charades”

I’ve been a Star Trek fan for almost as long as I’ve been a Star Wars fan. I grew up on the reruns of the original series, and if you know me at all, it will come as no surprise who my favorite character has always been.

Live long and prosper.

Yes, the chubby, little kid who liked to read identified with the logical half-human, half-alien character. (Pause for gasps.)

Spock was always the best. He tried to suppress his human side, but the Vulcans never fully accepted him as one of their own. Human emotions confused him, but Spock could always be counted on to get off some good deadpan lines to drive an exasperated McCoy crazy.

All the actors I’ve seen play Spock give different weight to each part of the equation. Leonard Nimoy played up the emotionless and detached Vulcan half. Zachary Quinto gave Spock more human emotions, making out with Uhura and beating up Kirk in a rage. Ethan Peck is finding his own way to make Spock his own. The scripts have given him many opportunities to indulge in the human qualities of jealousy, lust, and stress, and has also established how many Vulcans view him and his father. (Hint: not well.) He’s also taken full advantage of any chance to let Spock be funny. (“I would like the ship to go! Now!”)

Spock has always had a funny side, sometimes intentional and sometimes not. (Recall a newly reborn Spock learning how to swear in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, or rather using “colorful euphemisms.”) Still, the Spock of Strange New Worlds is eager to embrace his Vulcan heritage. He’s taking emotional inhibitors and trying to avoid triggers — like Sam Kirk leaving damn crumbs everywhere. (Honestly, those crumbs were bothering me as well. Clean up your mess, Sam!)

Oh, and emotional triggers like Nurse Chapel.

Ever since they fake-kissed last season, the romantic tension between them has been palpable. Chapel had to calm down a raging Spock with a hug, Spock almost lost his mind when it looked like Chapel had frozen to death in the vacuum of space (“You do not die!”). Spock has been avoiding her (although he claims it’s unintentional.) It’s made all the more bittersweet by Spock’s engagement to the pretty Vulcan, T’Pring.

Oh yeah, T’Pring… I almost forgot about her. She’s very understanding about Spock’s Starfleet schedule (and she claims she was totes cool with him kissing Chapel to trick an adversary), but it has been a while. I mean, we’re halfway through the season! Fortunately, the Enterprise’s mission this week is to investigate an energy anomaly on the nearby moon of Kerkhov, and see if that can offer any clue as to what happened to the Kerkhovian civilization that simply up and vanished one day centuries ago. (Oooh! Energy anomaly! Shit’s gonna go down!)

T’Pring has arranged for her and Spock to have their traditional engagement dinner with her parents when he gets to Vulcan. T’Pring’s mom doesn’t like Spock. (The whole “half-human” thing. Have I mentioned lately how extremely unsubtle Trek can be about social issues?) This is, as we humans say, a big deal. And it will happen right after the scan of the moon Spock will be doing. Alongside his new passenger, Christine Chapel.

Chapel is applying for a fellowship in medical archeology which will take place on Vulcan. She wants to examine the remains of the civilization and see if the stories of their advanced medical knowledge are true. Should be super easy: do a shuttle fly by, do some scans, then Spock can go and meet the in-laws.

Ah, but that’s the thing about Star Trek energy anomalies! They never go according to plan! The anomaly turns out to be a stable vortex, a rift in the fabric of space-time. They move to investigate, but the shuttle gets caught in the gravitational pull and is dragged towards the vortex. Spock and Chapel exchange scared glances, when everything goes white…

…And they wake up in the sick bay. The Enterprise rescued the dead shuttle with both Chapel and Spock unconscious. Pike and M’Benga tell them that the shuttle crashed and they were both injured, but it appears that something healed them. Chapel is fine, but Spock has had all of his Vulcan DNA removed. He’s a human boy now.

A strange ring is found in the shuttle, and Uhura quickly deciphers the markings as instructions on how to contact the entities via subspace communications. They dial up , and come into contact with the long-vanished Kerkhovians. They are sentient balls of energy who left through the vortex long ago. Yellow, the one they get in touch with, explains that the shuttle collided with their transport tube, and their laws require them to fix anything they injured. That includes the shuttle, Chapel, and Spock. However, Spock’s mixture of human and Vulcan DNA threw them for a loop, so they made it so Chapel and Spock “matched.” And hey, everyone’s alive, so no need to contact them again, kthnxbye! And they hang up and won’t answer anymore calls.

So, Spock is now human, which is rich with possibility. Spock is now flooded with emotions and they’re all very intense, much stronger than his repressed Vulcan emotions. La’an explains that it’s like going through puberty, a delightful cocktail of lust, confusion and anger. (And snacks. So many snacks.) And the emotions are running wild. Since he’s no longer on nasal suppressants (apparently, the smell us humans give off requires a lot of  getting used to for Vulcans) the smell of Pike cooking bacon makes him positively orgasmic, and he starts to wolf down slices until he gets nauseous. Ortegas’ jokes, which before got a head nod and a “Fascinating” now make Spock crack up to where he’s banging the table and slapping backs. And Spock has to be restrained by security lest he go and beat up Sam Kirk for making a mess with his snacks. (“I WILL BREAK YOU!”) Again, I’m on Spock’s side. Clean up after yourself, Kirk!

Oh, and most importantly, he gives Chapel a friendly hug to comfort her after he Vulcan fellowship interview goes poorly. “Vulcans can be such jerks.” But there’s no time for awkward hugs, because as Pike tells him, his mother is beaming aboard.

Amanda Grayson (Mia Kirshner) tells Spock that — despite what they said before — T’Pring’s family is not happy about rescheduling the engagement, or V’Shal, dinner, once more. It’s been postponed several times because of Spock’s Starfleet duties, and if they postpone again they’ll cancel the engagement. This would bring great shame to T’Pring and Spock, so Amanda took the step of having the V’Shal rituals take place on the Enterprise. Spock yells at his mom that it simply isn’t possible, so get off his back, ok? This makes Amanda realize something is wrong. She makes him take off his clever disguise — a wool hat — and when she sees his human ears, she understands.

Still, T’Pring’s mother, T’Pril, is looking for any excuse to call the engagement off. She wants to have their family connected to Sarek, but she really doesn’t like Amanda because she is a “traditionalist” (i.e. racist).  They can’t postpone again, so Amanda decides to teacher her boy to embrace his human side and lie. This leads to a hilarious sequence where the crew is teaching Spock how to act Vulcan again. “Talk flatter. More Robotic. Notice my eyebrow moves and how nothing else on my face moves.” Spock: “Do I really sound like that?” Everyone: “Yes.” This is good practice for the rituals, one part of which is having your future mother-in-law tell you everything that sucks about you, and you have to sit there calmly and take it. They also have to mind meld with their own mothers and tell what they saw. No big deal for a Vulcan, except when human Spock tries to fake it he just looks constipated. M’Benga glues some Vulcan ears onto Spock, and everyone hopes for the best.

Meanwhile, a guilt-ridden Chapel is trying to find a way to get Spock’s Vulcan DNA back, but nothing is working. In a last-ditch effort, she convinces Uhura and Ortegas to fly them back to the anomaly. Oh, you’re expecting me to say no to some dangerous flying maneuvers, asks Ortegas? And off they go, flying into the trans-dimensional portal.

T’Pring arrives and is vibrating with tension. She’s been stuck with her mother for days. debating (aka, arguing) over everything. Spock plans to tell her about how he’s temporarily human, but decides against it when he sees how overwrought her mother is making her.

T’Pril is pretty much every stereotype of the overbearing mother-in-law. Her henpecked husband is much more easygoing, at least until T’Pril tells him what he should be feeling. She’s rude to Amanda, rude to Pike — who spent all night preparing traditional Vulcan appetizers — and most of all, rude to Spock. When they get to the Airing of Grievances portion of the evening, Amanda goes easy on T’Pring (“You should visit more!”), T’Pril tells Spock he’s a disappointment, a failure, and a disgrace to his family who has turned his back on Vulcan. Yeesh. Spock rightly excuses himself after that to go scream into a pillow.

Chapel and company wake up to find themselves in inter-dimensional space, talking to the Kerkhovians. Chapel tries to explain how they messed up Spock, but they aren’t receptive. “The complaint period has ended. No complaints were received.” (Wow, customer service sucks all over the galaxy.) And anyways, friends can’t lodge complaints. This causes Uhura and Ortegas to roll their eyes. C’mon, Christine! It’s obvious to everyone except you that you like like Spock! Chapel makes her friends turn around — causing more eye rolls — so she can explain to a disembodied, sentient energy field that friends in her dimension care for each other and she has feelings for her friend, so please help him. Huh, says Yellow, that could explain something. Like why Spock diverted all the shields to protect her in the shuttle. They were curious about that.

Spock is white knuckling it through the ceremony, and just about to sit down for the mind meld when the door chimes. It’s Chapel! She has his “vitamins” ready. The Kerkhovians gave her the DNA treatment, but before she injects him, she asks why he diverted shields to her. It was only logical. His Vulcan half would make him more likely to survive. (Oh, that’s all? Vulcans really are bad liars.) With his genetic code restored, Spock can easily mind meld with his mother.

T’pril is impressed. She didn’t think Spock could do it, given his handicaps (and she says this staring right at Amanda). Spock has had enough of T’Pril belittling his mother. So, this ritual, only a Vulcan could pass it, right? Yes, of course. Wow, it’d sure be embarrassing for you if a human did it, huh? At which point Spock rips off his ears. You think my humanity is a weakness? It’s my strength. My mother is the strongest, most resilient person I know, and I am sorry it took me until now to realize that.

I should note that Pike has some fantastic comedic acting throughout the ritual. At one point he comes in with a tray of hors d’oeuvres, only to do a Homer-backing-into-the-hedges move when he sees Spock start to yell at T’Pril.

T’Pring is shocked by this. She is also hurt that seemingly everyone in the crew was part of the ruse, but not her. Which is a valid complaint! She’s accepted Spock and his human side, but he didn’t trust her enough to handle it when he was all human. She decides that they need a little time apart. And Spock doesn’t fight her.

Later, he is about to leave his quarters to go and talk to Chapel, but she is already at his door. He tells her that he and T’Pring are taking some time apart. He also has feelings for someone else. (Oh really, whom might that be?) He starts to say more when Chapel starts to kiss him.

This was a wonderful, character-focused episode, full of everything you’d expect from Strange New Worlds. Spock is forced to examine his human side and realize that he’s been oblivious to the prejudice his mother had to deal with as a human living among Vulcans who view her as lesser. Mia Kershner does great work, biting down her resentments to help out her son.

As cute a couple as Spock and Chapel are, I do feel bad for T’Pring. She did nothing wrong, and had to put up with her horrible, racist mother all week. She is legitimately hurt that Spock didn’t trust her enough to tell her. Spock logically thought that T’Pring had enough to deal with in her mother, and since Vulcans are bad at lying, she might let it slip. He’s not wrong, but relationships are built on trust, even Vulcan ones.

I am curious to see where Spapel — as the Spock-Chapel shippers have been calling this —goes from here. Are they going to stick with established canon in the original series, where Spock and Chapel weren’t dating? Is this going to be a fling? Both characters and actors are great, so I’m excited to see what is next.

Episode Rating: 4.5 out of 5. You get docked half a star for doing T’Pring dirty.

Classic Call Back:  Spock wears an Enterprise issue toque to disguise his lack of ears from his Mom, and this made me think of “City on the Edge of Forever”, where Spock wore a wool hat to hide his ears from the Depression-era Earthlings. Spock can rock a hat in any timeline.

Jeannie Tirado Will Be At DerpyCon 2023 in October

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I’ll just be honest – as someone on the West Coast, I hadn’t heard of DerpyCon. But after doing some quick research, I can see that it’s a really cool convention. Not only has it been happening since 2014, but it’s grown by leaps and bounds and appeals to all sorts of fandoms. This multi-genre convention has anime, sci-fi, comics and more. And this year, DerpyCon 2023 will have an especially talented voice actress filling seats. That actress is none other than Jeannie Tirado!

DerpyCon 2023 | Tirado

If you’re not familiar with the Los Angeles-based actress, you’re definitely familiar with her body of work. Tirado has voiced Android 21 (Dragon Ball FighterZ), Byleth (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Kujou Sara (Genshin Impact), Rose Winters (Resident Evil: Village) Vex (League of Legends), Norman (The Promised Neverland), Koala (One Piece), Katarina Claes (My Next Life as a Villainess) and Zera (Fairy Tail).

While Jeannie Tirado’s inclusion in DerpyCon is definitely a plus, there’s more guests to come! Be sure to keep checking to see which voice over guests, musical performers, cosplay judges and more will be attending this October. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more exciting news about upcoming conventions.

Exclusive: Classified: France ’44 Enhances The Tactical Shooter Genre by Embracing History

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What makes for a great tactical shooter is that it’s got to be equal parts landscape as it is a 3D chess match. Meaning that your setting, pieces, and characters matter just as much as your tactical gameplay. A good tactical shooter captures the art of war. The canvass is in handling the enemy. The painting is in outclassing, maneuvering, and outright outwitting the opponent in executing just when the time is right. This is what Classified: France ’44 does both as a video game and as a depiction of unspoken history.  

The Workprint had the privilege of attending an exclusive developer showcase hosted by Team 17 in New York City. There I had the opportunity to preview and speak with James Brooksby, CEO of Absolutely Games

Classified: France ’44 revolves around the story of a group of allied special forces who bravely parachuted behind enemy lines in Germany. Their mission was to empower courageous resistance groups in Northern France while sabotaging the Germans, all during the decisive days leading up to D-Day and the battle of Normandy. 

As the player, you control a small squad of specialists and their actions in-game, and by proxy, their conditions of victory. The decisions you make host far-reaching implications for the outcome of D-Day and the personal narratives of each of your recruited characters. The roster of which changes with every story campaign. It is by intertwining these sketched out depictions of historical events that this revisionist tale allows players to shape the course of history determined by their campaign. 

Sharing his personal connection to the genre, CEO James Brooksby knew that this was going to be his next big project stating, “I nearly failed my university degree playing XCOM Terror from the Deep so much. When I founded Absolutely Games just before the pandemic, I knew I wanted to build my own tactical game – one rooted in World War II. However, the crucial decision came down to where and when and who?” 

Driven by a profound love for WWII, Brooksby and his team thoroughly explored the different possibilities to create a game that would encompass Brooksby’s lifelong passion in the genre. Utilizing squall squads to keep it simple yet character focused, what the team ended up making shed light on a unified movement from within the various nations of today.

“A lot of the allies brought together a bunch of their different special forces that were just at the start of their being,” Brooksby shared enthusiastically. “It was, effectively, the early incarnation of the CIA and even the SAS. These special forces that went to the United Kingdom, where they received training from commandos in Scotland.” 

The mission being referred to was called Operation Jedburgh – a remarkable moment in collaborative WWII history when allied countries from across the world covertly deployed forces behind enemy lines in France. The objective was to disrupt the German forces in the lead-up to D-Day by using sabotage and guerrilla warfare in supporting and reinforcing internal French resistance movements. 

The small, armed squads served as the perfect template for Classified: France ’44. Not only did they align with the optimal squadron size for the game, but they also embodied the geopolitical climate well, showcasing the rise of resistance groups preceding Germany’s inevitable downfall. 

“Our game revolves around telling the story of these small squads,” Brooksby continued. “Players must collaborate with the French resistance, build a formidable resistance force, and ensure its utmost strength. It’s a countdown to D-Day.” 

Similar to other tactical shooters, Classified: France ’44 incorporates quintessential tactical shooter features, meaning positioning behind objects for cover and using overwatch to provide cover fire. There are even areas of bushes that, while providing little cover, does increase stealth invisibility. Atop of this, every execution does a zoom-in animation. There is also the critical use of action point efficacy and knife-based stealth tactics. 

The game also features fluid camera movement on PC, allowing players to rotate their point of view using QE keys, while the wheel scroll enables 3D zooming. Players can also procure standard pickups throughout the map like med packs for healing. Gameplay also features heroic abilities via skill trees such as rally, though even these are subject to cooldown periods, requiring thoughtful deployment. When combined with the numerous cover and fire features, along with the new morale system, there’s a surprising amount of depth in the game and the the primary and secondary sidearms only gets better over time.  

Now, each turn presents an opportunity for players to strategically utilize their limited action points by swapping weapons, reloading, aiming, firing, and committing to an overwatch stance. Survival and efficient objective completion form the essence of the game as a high performance score determines the soldiers’ post-war outcomes and ultimately affects the success or failure of D-Day.

Moreover, Classified: France ’44 introduces innovative gameplay mechanics that enhance the turn-based tactics genre. Stealth takes center stage, accompanied by a new morale system, suppression dynamics, and a revolutionary overwatch feature.

The introduction of the morale system in Classified: France ’44 adds an intriguing layer to the gameplay. Whether a shot hits its mark or not, bullet fire against that enemy deals morale damage, affecting those involved. When the morale gauge reaches 50 percent or lower, enemies become suppressed, resulting in reduced action points and accuracy. Simultaneously, enemies inflict less morale damage on the player’s forces.

Notably, when morale hits 0, enemies skip their turn entirely. When flanking suppressed or broken units, all shots guarantee critical damage against them. Though keep in mind, all of these mechanics work for the enemy as well, so players will need to be mindful of their morale as missions progress.

To utilize flanking better, players can break windows and open adjacent doors to gain a strategic advantage and find a better line of sight for accuracy. Atop of this, gunfire towards an area is affected by spray and shoot, meaning your bullets may miss and land in what’s essentially a manifested cone of fire. Occasionally this affects persons within its path, meaning friendly fire shots on your ally if you’re not careful, but also, if lucky with a shotgun, a better close-range spread of bullet damage.

Additionally, the psychological impact of the war, specifically post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), seems to affect the player’s own soldiers. Factors such as the frequency of missions and the soldiers’ morale—especially if a soldier was recently injured in battle—play a significant role. Consequently, players must strive to optimize their soldiers’ well-being and morale while still pursuing victory conditions. This approach ensures that success is measured not only in terms of mission completion but also in the preservation of its soldiers.

In line with the game’s tactical elements, these added features influence not only the outcome of battles but also the variety of endings attainable, each contingent upon the soldiers’ hope or despair by Normandy Day and their success in fulfilling their mission. The pursuit of perfection and the exploration of the game’s multiple outcomes thus contribute to Classified: France ’44’s replayability. 

Introducing the ambusher meter, Classified: France ’44 revolutionizes gameplay by rewarding stealth kills and utilizing an ambush mechanic. When filled, players can execute it once per battle. An ambush is a unique condition where your team then gains an extra turn. It also gives you better shot accuracy for your Allies, and surefire guaranteed critical shots if flanking enemies. Though keep in mind, firing your gun can emit sound that draws in enemy forces. So a good battle is determined not just by tactical cover strategies and sniping, but also by utilizing stealth. 

In tactical shooter games, Overwatch firing conditions have been a recurring complaint among players. For those who don’t know, Overwatch is when soldiers assume a stationary position and provide cover fire against unsuspecting enemies who cross their crosshairs. In Classified: France ’44, they completely rewrite the Overwatch by adding one slight condition, empowering players to choose between shooting an immediate target that’s entered their sights or reserving their shot for an approaching enemy.

The absence of this feature hampers tactical gameplay in many existing titles. For instance, if three soldiers were assigned to provide Overwatch cover at a single doorway, with the knowledge that three enemy soldiers were about to pass through, every Overwatch shot would be wasted on the first enemy, resulting in excessive overkill. The ability to hold fire for subsequent enemies not only showcases tactical acumen but also opens doors to diversified strategies, enabling players to spread out their shots against weakened enemy forces. This approach minimizes overkill while maximizing overall damage inflicted upon the enemy squadron.

Despite sharing a common enemy, the various French resistance forces harbored differences and rivalries, a fact that the game skillfully incorporates into the gameplay. In Classified: France ’44, the chosen rebel forces profoundly impact not only the weaponry and supplies available but also the ultimate outcome of the war.

Players embark on missions throughout France, sabotaging German infrastructure while strengthening the French Resistance. The completion of missions progressively increases the resistance strength allocated to players’ units, which can then be strategically deployed to support different French resistance territories.

The game’s map encompasses ten regions in France, each featuring three distinct mission segments. Assault missions emphasize direct combat against the enemy, while ambush missions integrate stealth and exploit the aforementioned ambush meter. Finally, stealth missions allow unlimited stealth opportunities but exclude the use of the ambush meter.

 

The Take

Classified: France ’44 is a turn-based tactics game scheduled to launch on PC, Xbox Series X|S and Playstation 5 in 2023. From what we’ve seen, I think Absolutely Games has got a winner here and I look forward to seeing the finished product.

Paul Cornell Joins AHOY In Satire Con & On

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I have a lot of fandom, but even I’ll admit – it’s easy to make fun of folks at conventions. Not all of them, mind you, but a large percentage is always more ridiculous than everybody else in attendance. And now, Paul Cornell (Doctor Who) and Marika Cresta (Doctor Aphra) are joining forces with AHOY Comics to parody conventions in Con & On—a 5-part tragi-comedy of painful hilarity.

Con & On | Interior

Here are the specifics you need to know:

CON & ON is the story of five different years in the life of the Festival—one year per issue, spanning three decades—from the points of view of a diverse bunch of desperate people whose lives revolve around this greatest show on Earth. Meet close friends Eddie and Deja, aspiring young comics talents whose ambitions threaten to tear them apart; Anthony, Don & Finn, brilliant, boozy and bombastic British creators; and all of the crusty veteran editors, forgotten TV stars, and enthusiastic fans who make the convention experience something to revisit year after year.

“CON & ON is the real mirror of the panorama of conventions,” said artist Marika Cresta. “Anyone who has ever lived in this comics world will surely find themselves in one of the many characters who animate this story and make it feel alive and unexpectedly real. I loved working on it because it’s a world I live in and I’m passionate about the idea of being able to depict it, both in its positive and negative aspects!”

If you like what you hear, Con & On is available for purchase now. At least issue 1. Stay tuned to The Workprint for more cool comics from AHOY Comics!


Con & On | Cover

“Funny, smart and sharply observed. Does what every great con does: reminds you that while the medium is obsessed with the superhuman, it’s the human that makes it matter. For better, or for worse.”—Kieron Gillen (The Wicked + The Divine)

‘Kādomon: Hyper Auto Battlers’ is Equal Parts Roguelike and Pokemon

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Kadomon

Sometimes a game wants you to battle. Sometimes it wants you to collect monsters just like Pokemon. This is what you get with Fireshine Games’ Kādomon: Hyper Auto Battlers. Essentially, a game that is equal parts monster-taming roguelike as it is collector strategy.

Available right now to play via a demo on Steam, with over 100 Kādomon to catch, train, and evolve, the possibilities of tactics in this one feel invigorating. Which when combined with elemental rock, paper, and scissoring mechanics makes for a lot of endless possibilities in terms of combat and gameplay.

Add atop of this, new abilities are granted as rewards after evolution: players can gain passive effects and stat boosts for their next round of battles. You can also shiny variations of each Kādomon known as Misprints, and complete your Kādodex with each monster you’ve encountered and collected.

 

“We’re thrilled to introduce Kādomon: Hyper Auto Battlers as the next game in our publishing line-up today,” said Sarah Hoeksma, Marketing Director at Fireshine Games. “Kādomon: Hyper Auto Battlers is an easy-to-pick-up and almost impossible-to-put-down roguelike monster battler that we can’t wait for fans of the genre to discover. We truly think Dino Rocket is creating something fans will love, and we’re delighted to share an early look at the game with today’s trailer and demo.”

‘Star Wars: Dark Droids’ sees Robots desire to be Force-Wielders Too

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With the rise in AI, everyone is a little bit terrified about what machines can do and apparently now it’s apparently even affecting Star Wars, both Jedi and Sith alike. This summer, a malevolent being known as The Scourge threatens to conquer the galaxy.

Set between both The Empire Strikes Back and Return of The Jedi, this Scourge is a menace whose corruption is going from droid to cyborg and even human, all with the goal  to control The Force. Which is sort of similar to the nefarious plot revealed via Moff Tarkin in the latest season of The Mandalorian.

Threatening both Empire and Rebels alike, including Darth Vader himself (who is part-machine), the series created by writer Charles Soule and artist Luke Ross promises to be a horror tale unlike anything ever told in Star Wars as all droids and machines are taken over by this new threat. Organic life’s only hope comes from Ajax Sigma.

Star Wars one-time leader of the droid rebellion and possibly the only free-willed machine capable of stopping the threat of The Scourge. How and why is unknown. As is the reason why Jabba The Hutt wanted to acquire Ajax so badly.

Check out the covers now and witness the start of a dark chapter in Star Wars storytelling when STAR WARS: DARK DROIDS #1 hits stands on August 2.

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Written by CHARLES SOULE
Art by LUKE ROSS
Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Variant Cover by JIM CHEUNG
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STAR WARS: DARK DROIDS #2 (OF 5) – 75960620562200211
Written by CHARLES SOULE
Art by LUKE ROSS
Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
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‘Dredge’ To See New Update  

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The critical hit Dredge by Black Salt Games and Team 17 Digital has so far been nothing shy of overwhelmingly positive. A game focused on a tiny little boat, some deep-sea fishing, and trekking across different harbors to learn about every different town.

This past Thursday, the game saw some new updates including some deep-sea aberrations, wildlife, and even a monster. There is also both a passive Mode and a long-desired Photo Mode introduced, though with a caveat. To unlock photos and photo mode, you’ll need to exchange a certain type of equipment for a camera via a new Islander photographer.

As for the passive mode, that gameplay makes the game easier in avoiding the more difficult circumstances and situations in the game.

 

DREDGE Key Features

  • Unravel a Mystery: Captain your fishing trawler across a collection of remote islands, each with its own inhabitants to meet, wildlife to discover, and stories to unearth
  • Dredge the Depths: Scour the sea for hidden treasures and complete quests to gain access to strange new abilities, including the camera to unlock the new Photo Mode
  • Study Your Craft: Research special equipment and upgrade your boat’s capabilities to gain access to rare fish and valuable deep-sea curios
  • Fish to Survive: Sell your discoveries to the locals to learn more about each area, and upgrade your boat to reach even more secluded locations
  • Fight the Unfathomable: Strengthen your mind and use your abilities to survive trips out on the water after dark.e

‘Strange New Worlds’ Gets Lost “Among the Lotus Eaters”

While the new season of Strange New Worlds has been generally very strong, featuring showcases for Spock, Una, and La’an, I have to admit that I have been missing the assured demeanor of Captain Pike.

 

Anson Mount anchored the first season, and while I am thrilled to have the spotlight shine on the equally capable crew, he has been missed. He was barely in the first episode, basically tossing the keys to the Enterprise to Spock as he left to go find a lawyer for Una. In episode two, he found the lawyer, who then told Pike to keep his trap shut lest he get the whole crew court-martialed. Then last week, he was alternate-timelined out of existence for all but a minute of the episode. So I was very happy to see that Pike would be front and center this week. Alas, this is the weakest episode of the new season thus far.

Where other episodes take the tropes of Trek and do some new and fun twists with them — stealing the Enterprise, courts martial, and time travel, to name a few — “Among the Lotus Eaters” pretty much just succumbs to them. Much like the reference in the title, the crew seems to really just flounder about this week.

(For those of you who didn’t have a Greek mythology phase as a child: Lotus Eaters refers to a section of The Odyssey, where Odysseus’s men find an island inhabited by people who eat a strange fruit. The fruit robs them of all motivation and makes them apathetic and unwilling to leave.)

Pike is trying to have a nice dinner date with Mrs. McMurray — sorry, Captain Batel. (Once I found out the same actress plays the recurring role of a horny housewife on Letterkenny, I just cannot get it out of my head. It’s my problem, I’ll deal with it.)

Ok, now it’s also your problem. 

Batel and Pike are trying to navigate a long-distance relationship. (You thought it was bad when your high school sweetie went to college in a different state? How about dating someone who works thousands of light years away?) They keep getting interrupted by hails from their respected crews. Batel gets told by the admiral that she didn’t get a promotion to Commodore, and immediately suspects she’s being punished by Vulcan dickhead Pasalk for losing the court-martial of Una Chin-Riley. This prompts Pike to suggest that they maybe take a break since he suspects she’s getting punished for dating him. This prompts Batel to storm off in a huff. C’mon, Pike! Kirk would never! But rather than chase after her, Pike is called away to the bridge to deal with another emergency.

Starfleet needs the Enterprise to go to Rigel VII, an M-class planet with a pre-warp society. The Enterprise made a cursory visit years ago but was immediately ambushed by the locals. Three crewmen died, and Spock would’ve as well if Pike hadn’t gotten them out. But, in their haste, they left some gear behind. Long-range surveillance photos show that the Kalars (the natives) have incorporated the Star Trek delta symbol into their architecture. The Enterprise has been ordered to go down and clean up the mess they made.

The away team is Pike, M’Benga, and La’an. Pike picked them because they know how to defend themselves without phasers. He can’t bring any more Starfleet gear because they have to bring back what was left and can’t risk any further contamination. M’Benga is not happy about it. We saw his reluctance to fight in the first episode, and the Captain — who later makes a huge deal about how he puts the lives of his crew ahead of his own — seems cheerfully oblivious to M’Benga’s PTSD. Ortegas was all psyched to go on the away team, but Spock pulled her off since they need her to navigate the asteroid field around the planet. (Aww… She picked out a furry hat and everything!)

Almost immediately upon landing, La’an starts getting a ringing in her ears and a migraine. She blinks, and suddenly hours have passed. The others start to get affected by this as well, struggling to remember basic protocols and ideas. When they arrive at the palace, they see guards armed with phaser rifles who quickly identify them as Starfleet and drag them inside. And here we get our first big twist of the episode. Yeoman Zac Nguyen, one of the crew who died in the aborted survey of Rigel VII, is actually feeling much better now. (He was only mostly dead.) Bitter at being left behind, and also trying to survive a hostile world, Nguyen quickly took over the planet by arming his troops with phaser rifles. Pike offers to take him home, but Zac scoffs at that. He violated the Prime Directive in a big, bad way by becoming a feudal warlord with off-world weapons, and Starfleet isn’t going to just let that one slide. Eager for revenge, Zac (excuse me, Lord High Zacharias) orders the away team to be stashed in outdoor cages. The planet’s radiation makes you forget everything about yourself, and he can’t wait to see the effect it has on Pike.

Now, it is blindingly obvious to the viewer what the trick here is. If Nguyen has been on the planet for years and still has enough memory to be bitter about Pike abandoning him, yet the away team loses all their memories in one night, it must somehow be the palace shielding them. I can forgive the crew for not figuring it out right away, since they lose all of their memories and get sent off to work with the Field Kalar (and, hoo boy, do I not like the connotations in that phrase) to go pound rocks.

Meanwhile, on the Enterprise, the crew isn’t faring much better. The radiation is affecting everyone there as well. Spock orders the ship into the asteroid fields, theorizing that the ore will shield them. Oopsie! That made it worse, and suddenly Spock and Ortegas can’t even remember their names.

Now, Mysterious Planet Where Strange Things Happen is a classic Trek trope, as is Crew Mysteriously Incapacitated. (And also Aliens Find Starfleet Tech and Build Their Civilization Around It), but the episode never really rises above the tropes. There isn’t anything interesting done with them. It’s only a puzzle to solve, and the solution is exceedingly straightforward: Pike starts a revolution and kicks his former yeoman’s ass. (Which is shockingly easy to do since he only has about five guards. Oh, and did you know that gold serving trays can deflect phaser blasts? Keep that in find for the next fancy dinner party you go to.)

Just as an example of how little the lost memory aspect is explored, the crew is told — explicitly — by one of the inhabitants of the planet that The Forgetting is a blessing. And all of the away team has things they would like to forget! Pike knows he’s going to get melted by radiation in about ten years and be confined to his wheelchair box. La’an would like to forget about all of her family history. M’Benga has PTSD from the Klingon War. But the memories are all wiped away so fast that there’s no chance for them to savor or contemplate what is being lost. There’s not really a moment where M’Benga forgets all about his trauma and then realizes he also forgot about his daughter. Just a lot of blank stares and going “Who are you? Where am I?” Also, it might’ve been interesting to have this turn into a Groundhog Day scenario, where Pike and company have been there for weeks or months. Nope, only takes a day to figure it out.

And the memory loss is wildly random. It’s helpfully explained that deep memories — like walking and talking — aren’t affected but learned behaviors are, like your name. Yet M’Benga can still do basic first aid, and Ortegas can still do emergency maneuvers in an asteroid field, both very much learned behaviors. It’s hand-waved away by a quick explanation about how these are actions they’ve done a thousand times, but wouldn’t you have said your name or heard your name way more than, oh I don’t know, flying a damn starship?

There are still some fun moments here. Spock trying to logic his way through memory loss, Ortegas regaining her memory with an AI assist, and Pike’s sad puppy dog eyes — whether from memory loss or apologizing to Batel — are all delightful.

Still, the episode never really took flight for me. The turns all seemed fairly predictable, and the memory loss aspect wasn’t explored enough to my liking.

Ah well, even the great shows get a mulligan now and then. Next week promises some more Spock hijinks, so that’s a promising way to get us back on track.

Classic Call Back: One of the crew killed on Rigel VII is C. Plummer, a nice shout out to the late Christopher Plummer who played the villainous, ham-tastic, Shakespeare-quoting Klingon in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

 

Episode Rating: 3 out of 5

Pink Lemonade Squirts To Comic Stands

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If you read comics these days, you’re probably already familiar with Oni Press. Not only are they an Eisner and Harvey award-winning publisher, but they also just happen to bring a lot of cool stories to comic stands. Today, a new one is available called Pink Lemonade.

PINK LEMONADE | SAMPLE PG 02-03
Image Credit: Oni Press

Created by Nick Cagnetti, Pink Lemonade takes us back to a bygone era. Here’s what the story is about:

Mysterious past! Colorful costume! Altruistic outlook! Zippy motorcycle! And one very overactive imagination! Meet PINK LEMONADE—the new hero on the scene! She dreams of doing big things, but ultimately, she’ll settle for just helping where she can. But when Pink Lemonade accidentally crashes into the set of the next Rex Radical blockbuster, she’ll take an unexpected leap into the spotlight . . . and will soon find herself confronted by a series of increasingly threatening doppelgängers, extraterrestrial fanboys, and nefarious corporate machinations.

Inspired by the greats like Ditko and Kirby, Pink Lemonade is getting good praise already. This collection not only includes the original 6 issue series, but awesome pin-up covers by the likes of Jamie McKelvie (The Wicked + The Divine) and Shaky Kane (The Bulletproof Coffin), plus it also includes three chapters of a brand spanking new story.

So what are you waiting for? Check out the full cover below. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more comics worth reading.


PINK LEMONADE COVER

“Terrific and original like crazy” — Michael Allred (MADMAN)

“Dreamy ‘bots, fun fandom examination and her bike is her best friend. Delirious insanity with danger lurking just around the corner.” — John Cassaday (PLANETARY)

“What an endearingly goofy heroine! I want to go to lunch with her!” —Trina Robbins (LAST GIRL STANDING)

“Pink Lemonade is a fun romp with visual nods to the coolest art books of yesteryear!” — Pop Mahn (RAVEN: DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS)

“Above all else, comic books are meant to be fun. PINK LEMONADE hits the mark from the start, and blasts through the entertainment strata with style I can’t help but believe would make King Jack proud.” — Dan Brereton (NOCTURNALS)

‘Duck and Cover’ Sees Scott Snyder and Rafael Albuquerque Reunited

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In 2010, comics writer Scott Snyder and artist Rafael Albuquerque debuted American Vampire. Which was an original tale about Vampires set in both a Western and Golden Age of Hollywood type of origin story. Popularized in part thanks to legendary horror novelist Steven King, who co-authored its first five issues, the series went on to publish over 50 issues split between three cycles of publication.

American Vampire put both Snyder and Albuquerque on the map. Which is a big reason why their reuniting to publish Duck and Coveris sort of a big deal given that the series is also taking a historical twist. This time in the Post-Apocalypse.

Preview Trailer Exclusive via Screenrant

“Duck and Cover is a character-driven thrill ride that blends elements of manga, 1950s Americana, and post-apocalyptic lore to create something truly unique,” revealed Snyder regarding the premise of his story.

Set in the year 1955, ‘Duck and Cover’ follows the desires of a young teenager named Del Reeves, who wants to leave his small town to pursue a life making movies (Which is coincidentally, rather similar in ambitions to the first protagonist’s story in American Vampire). Yet, when the Cold War goes into full effect, a group of wily teens survives a nuclear blast by using the very method government propaganda willfully enforced though absurdly would likely never work: to duck and cover under their desks.

Preview Pages 1-3, 8-10

“Scott and I had so much fun following the decades of American culture and history through American Vampire, I’m thrilled to revisit the ‘50s in a whole new way,” revealed Albuquerque. “Duck and Cover is an all-new look at the “good ol’ days.”

Featuring colors by Marcelo Maiolo and letters by Bernardo Brice, Duck and Cover #1 is available July 11th on Amazon’s Comixology Originals exclusive digital content line, in conjunction with Best Jackett Press and Stout Club Entertainment.

Brute Force Kicks-Off a Marvel Unlimited Run With Issues 1-6 Available Now

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Available right now, Brute Force sees a six-issue vertical story for its Marvel Unlimited vertical comics. Written by Paul Scheer and Nick Giovanetti, with art by Geoffo, this animal super-strike force is based on the popular toy-line driven comics line from the early 90s and were also later popularized by comedian Paul Scheer’s appearance in the Marvel 616 documentary series on Disney+ back in 2020.

The five animals that make up the strike force are a series of powerful and intelligent little creatures. A lion, Eagle, Kangaroo, Bear, and Dolphin specifically. Forged into a team by a brilliant scientist to become champions of the animal kingdom, the group struggles to find their place in the world after the death of their maker. Becoming Earth’s unusual defenders, not exactly animals though also not entirely human.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen animal team-ups adapted into a Marvel property. Admittedly, James Gunn even incorporated a bit of the acclaimed We3 comic by Grant Morrison, into an animal storyline that inspired Rocket’s heartbreaking scenes in Guardians of The Galaxy Volume 3.

You can check out details of Brute Force below.

BRUTE FORCE #1-6

Writers: Paul Scheer, Nick Giovanetti
Artist: Geoffo

Colorist: Dee Cunniffe

Editors: Lauren Amaro, Jordan White

The Sixth Gun Blasts Kickstarter Away With Deluxe Omnibus Library

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Speaking personally, when I think of Oni Press I think of The Sixth Gun. I discovered it years ago and took a chance on it. I was overwhelmed by an amazing mix of supernatural, Western and drama. Though it wasn’t perfect, it was a really captivating story by Cullen Bunn and Brian Hurtt. Now, The Sixth Gun is getting an even more epic edition on Kickstarter called the Deluxe Omnibus Library!

The Sixth Gun | Deluxe Omnibus Library Authors

Here’s what you need to know about the Kickstarter project:

Featuring the entirety of the series’ groundbreaking, 50-issue run from THE SIXTH GUN #1–50 – plus the companion THE SIXTH GUN: SONS OF THE GUN #1-5, THE SIXTH GUN: DAYS OF THE DEAD #1-5, THE SIXTH GUN: DUST TO DUST #1-3, and THE SIXTH GUN: VALLEY OF DEATH #1-3 series, alongside the standalone spin-off series, SHADOW ROADS #1-10 – across four hardcover volumes spanning more than 1,500 pages, THE SIXTH GUN DELUXE OMNIBUS LIBRARY is the ultimate opportunity to experience Bunn and Hurtt’s occult odyssey through the Old West for long-time fans and first-time readers alike.

Also debuting exclusively as part of this campaign, Oni is giving fans the first look ahead at the long-awaited, much-anticipated return of THE SIXTH GUN – slated for release in 2025 in coincide with the series’ 15th anniversary – with three, all-new prelude stories that will unlock as the campaign reaches new milestones over the course of its 30-day run, and will be packaged as self-contained, 24-page issues in the standard comic book format to accompany THE SIXTH GUN DELUXE OMNIBUS LIBRARY’s multiple hardcover volumes.

The Sixth Gun | Deluxe Omnibus Library Promo Shot
The Sixth Gun Image Credit: Oni Press

If you’re intrigued, be sure and check out the Kickstarter while you still can. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more epic comic comebacks!

Party Brawler Bare Butt Boxing dropkicks a major content update

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If you’ve been playing Bare Butt Boxing and been wanting to beat up your local friends then there’s good news! Local multiplayer is now a thing. Pummel your friends while hoarding all the points for ultimate bragging rights as you dominate the universe.

Space Bedroom, a new map, has also arrived joining existing favorites like the Waterfront Riviera, Skate Park, and other glorious locales. And don’t go thinking the ship is a safe space—you can smackdown at the aliens’ home base and leave your competition passed out in your dust.

Along with a new play area there’s also some customization in the form of new gloves and character skins to make your aliens really pop with style.

This is all thanks to the fans, who gave Tuatara Games their ideas and were rewarded with shiny new space booty.

So check out the Steam Summer Sale from now until July 13th to get your copy of Bare Butt Boxing for just half the regular price: $7.99$!

Bare Butt Boxing Image: Tuatara Games
Bare Butt Boxing Image: Tuatara Games
Bare Butt Boxing Image: Tuatara Games
Bare Butt Boxing Image: Tuatara Games

SDCC Welcomes Back DC!

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DC has announced they are returning to the San Diego Comic-Con (SDCC) showroom floor complete with a new booth, from Wednesday, July 19th to Sunday, July 23. DC’s going to use SDCC to showcase their latest content, get in touch with fans, and revel in the might of their stories. From must-read comics, and must-binge TV shows, to must-have toys and collectibles, even movies and cosplay, DC’s SDCC booth will have something for every fan to sink their teeth into.

Get ready for amazing panels, can’t miss talent signings, and immersive interactive experiences with DC’s unbelievable weekend lineup. Want to see your favorite creators in person? In-booth signings will not only have them but DC President, Publisher, and Chief Creative Officer Jim Lee is also set to make an appearance. He’s not the only superstar either, Todd McFarlane, the award-winning comic book creator and founder/CEO of McFarlane Toys is coming too. Wonder if he’ll bring along his Grammy or Emmy awards, maybe just the Guinness Book World Record?

There will be an exclusive World Premiere screening of the DC Universe’s Justice League: WarWorld, and panels featuring Joshua Williamson (Superman), Josh Trujillo (Blue Beetle), Tom King (Wonder Woman), Tom Taylor (Titans), Mitch Gerads (Batman: The Brave and the Bold), Nicola Scott (Titans), Tini Howard (Catwoman), Ram V (Detective Comics), Phillip Kennedy Johnson (Action Comics), Nicole Maines (Bad Dream: A Dreamer Story), Sina Grace (Superman: The Harvests of Youth), and more will let fans know what’s happening with their favorite DC characters.

On sale in DC’s all-new booth will be a wide variety of comic books, graphic novels, and new merchandise from DC and DC Shop. While supplies last, DC will be selling limited printings of Superman “Big Blue” Edition, Silver Screen Editions of Batman #655, Booster Gold #1, Authority #1 and Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow #1, a facsimile blank sketch cover variant of Batman #655, SDCC-exclusive hardcovers for Nightwing Vol. 1: Leaping Into the Light, Poison Ivy Vol. 1: The Virtuous Cycle and Batman by Grant Morrison Omnibus Vol. 1, plus limited-quantity chase product like the Sandman Helm Masterpiece Edition, and more.

DC Shop will have limited inventory of three all-new Blue Beetle T-shirts, a “Dawn of DC” enamel pin, as well as a “Dawn of DC” t-shirt and zip-front hoodie. Bill Sienkiewicz, Jill Thompson, Eric Tan and Phantom City Creative have been commissioned for t-shirts. Plus limited stock of DC caps from 9Forty, a Gotham City Classics Batmobile collector pin set with the 1966, 1989, 1992, and 1995 Batmobiles (including an exclusive convention mystery pin) and more! Keep your eyes peeled for the complete DC Shop lineup of comics, books, and merch!

As Todd McFarlane is dropping by the convention so is his company: McFarlane Toys. His global toy company has partnered with DC to breathe life into iconic and beloved characters at the DC SDCC booth. Pre-orders will be available for DC action figures and poly-resin statues, along with DC Multiverse and DC Direct toys for sale on-site (limited availability). But don’t think you know everything, McFarlane Toys still has some surprises for fans in the coming weeks!

Like your DC fun with a more classic twist? How about Cartamundi—worldwide leader in playing cards—who will be debuting the newest collection of DC Hybrid Trading Cards by Hro at the San Diego Comic-Con DC Booth. These DC Hybrid Trading Cards grant fans the opportunity to gather iconic moments from DC’s comic book history with fan-favorites like Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and much much more. And these cards have digital twins! That’s right, just scan the QR code on the back of each card and join the Hro family.

As for you DC Bat Cowl holders, we didn’t forget about you! There will be something special at SDCC for you. Keep those bat ears tuned for more information.

The Bear Season Two Is Dégustation In High Drama and Deep Trauma

"The Michael."

Family.

(pre-service meal.)

Last season on Christopher Storer’s delicious dive into the Hellmouth that is the professional kitchen, we were introduced to Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto (Jeremy Allen White), his long-suffering sister Natalie ‘Sugar’ Berzatto (Abby Elliott) his cousin Richie Jerimovich (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), and most importantly, a hungry firebrand named Sydney Adamu (Ayo Edebiri). We learn of the tragedy of Michael ‘Mikey’ Berzatto (Jon Bernthal), wresting Carmy from his 3-Michelin Star gig to his inherited money pit of an Italian Beef restaurant in Chicago. We got to know Chefs Tina (Liza Colón-Zayas), Ebraheim (Edwin Lee Gibson), and bread-maker-cum-pastry-chef Marcus (Lionel Boyce). We learn of the dreaded Uncle Jimmy (Oliver Platt) and what arrears Mikey was in when he decided to punch his own card. We’d ended with a landmark windfall for The Beef.

The stakes are raised from the jump. Despite the money saved up for what was to be for franchising, The Beef is in a state where Uncle Jimmy’s coffers are the only way to keep it afloat. Sydney promises him a Michelin Star for his investment, but Carmy promises something far more savory to his palette—an 18-month window on opening The Bear or a clean break from Carmy.

This season turns up the heat on all relationships. With his mother bed-bound, Marcus needs to contend with his feelings for Sydney and his lack of inspiration. The Windy City might not be where he’s needed at the moment. The only focus on Richie’s mind is how much his life lacks purpose. He’s at everybody’s throats and he needs to be somebody that his daughter can look up to since his ex Tiffany (Gillian Jacobs) is dating new guy Frank. Sugar is conscripted into the role of project manager. Jimmy is wrapped around her finger, even when he’s tightening the screws on everybody else while opening the purse strings.

Carmy knows that a new restaurant means new responsibilities for all hands. Sydney moves up to Chef de Cuisine, so she appoints Tina as her Sous Chef, which lights a fire in T. Ebraheim, on the other hand, is brittle, unflinching, and dry like uncooked “Pasta”. He refuses to be transformed by the bubbling waters of change. Fak (Matty Matheson) is needed more than ever and though the most important jobs are beyond his pay grade, his utilitarian raison d’être keeps the gears from grinding to a halt. Richie’s cousin Claire (Molly Gordon) is a flame from Carmen’s past that just so happens to crop up when the restaurant is in crisis mode. A denial of Sydney in exchange for a refire seems awfully risky on Chef’s part, but some pots need to be stirred from time to time to coax the full potential of the ingredients.

 

“THE BEAR” — “Honeydew” — Season 2, Episode 4 (Airs Thursday, June 22nd) Pictured: (l-r) Lionel Boyce as Marcus, Will Poulter as Luca. CR: Chuck Hodes/FX.

“Fire!”

Last season had its share of inflammatory moments and this second season only throws some more alcohol into the mix to flambe. From Mikey’s plan to nuke the restaurant to the very last glove pop on the fire suppression test, Carm and company start the season out in uncertainty. Every single thing in the edifice needs to be replaced like yesterday, and that shit ain’t cheap. Starting from the bottom isn’t as fucking easy as Drake made it sound, and there isn’t an inch of the interior of The Bear that isn’t moldy, rotted, or simply not working properly. Jimmy’s five-hundred thousand isn’t nearly enough to get it off the ground. It’s going to take every ounce of blood, sweat, and tears to be able to even open the doors to the public. This includes first and foremost a Business Certificate, which cannot be procured before the plumbing, electric, and gas are fixed first.

Richie needs to be food certified as well, which will only provide more friction in the kitchen. What’s more, it’s come to light that Mikey in a drug-addled state tried to burn the place down for insurance money. Though this initially doesn’t knock Carmy from his goal, the renovation situation just keeps moving the goddamn goalpost. Sugar’s initial projections to open in 6 months to open only give them 4 months of leeway, but she, Carmy, and Sydney want to slice that in half, making it 3 months. It is legitimate do-or-die territory but as #23 taught us, go hard in the paint when you can’t take the J.

When things are done by the book, the account has to bleed a bit more. There is not one moment when a character’s feet aren’t held to the flame by the restaurant. From outstanding debts and missing permits to everything else crashing, breaking, gurgling, or something not working, the edifice of The Bear was a character in itself. The urgency of its underlying problems belies bigger problems in its staff. The Fire Suppression test was a throughline I was legit concerned with. Never before had I wanted a balloon not to do what it was supposed to.

This season has its generous heaping of explosive moments. Sugar’s announcement of expectance was as precious a moment as a bloodied stranger’s acceptance of Marcus in Copenhagen. Tina’s performance of Freddy Fender’s “Before the Next Teardrop Falls” was nothing short of brilliance in the episode “Pop”. It encapsulates the journey she’s taken to raise the bar and constantly fucking pole vault it for herself. It’s my single favorite televised moment so far this year. Richie’s anguish over the constant shower of shit news throughout the season had the gravitas of some of Paul Giamatti’s best scenes.

So was the Berzatto household in the incendiary mid-season “Fishes”. Putting the ‘nuke’ in the term nuclear family, this hour-plus-long episode saw the reveal of Donna Berzatto (Jamie Lee Curtis). Surfeit with cameos like a stuffed Tilapia, we meet the third head in the Cerberus that is “KBL”, resident shit-starter Uncle Lee (Bob Odenkirk), and Cousin Michelle (Sarah Paulson) with husband Stevie (John Mulaney). From start to finish, much like the show’s namesake, the episode sinks its teeth into the viewers until all that is left are the cold, clean bones on the plate. Oh, it sucks the marrow out and all. That’s where the best shit is. Mikey and his breakdown were unpasteurized drama, the stuff accolades are made of. It’s one of the most riveting, haunting, and brilliant pieces of television I’d ever seen about the perpetual heartbeat of the homestead, the kitchen.

The frenetic yet slick pacing of a real 2-star Michelin restaurant in “Forks” was akin to a slickly choreographed dance, and Richie’s rise to becoming a mensch in a week was a real goddamn treat. His enthusiasm for learning was infectious and by the end, I didn’t want him to leave.

Observing Sydney’s frustration at Carmy’s lack of focus as the season progressed was much like waiting for that other shoe to fall off. It kept me on tenterhooks because I figured the payoff would be a big eruption, but they decided to play it smart. There can be such a thing as too much spice. Carmy has enough on his plate. You can’t control everything, and we’re treated to the fires he starts with too many cooks in the kitchen.

“Omelette” sees the gentleness of Carmen with his only respite from the world, Claire, but it also sees the animal emerge when he and fellow eggs Sydney and Marcus are broken and whisked about in preparation for their first Friends and Family service. We are served succulent moments of resolution and respect between the three at different times before the doors swing open to “The Bear”.

In the season finale, things getting dicey in the kitchen is the understatement of the year. From unbridled friction between Syd and Marcus to lack of silverware, Carmy’s got his work cut out for him. Oh, Claire’s now seated? Add another log to the damn stove. The front of the house ain’t fairing much better. Will Donna show? Who knows? Clogged toilet? Why not? Flashbacks of an abusive NYC Chef (Joel McHale)? Fuckin’ fire it up!

When the piquant note of despair begins to waft through the kitchen with Carmy eventually trapped in the walk-in refrigerator he’d been grossly negligent of as a metaphor for his life, we get Richie at Super Saiyan level. It’s a pleasure to see the tutelage of badass back-of-house manager Garrett (Andrew Lopez) pay off in a rewarding and very earned way. Pete (Chris Witaske) having survived a solo encounter with Mama Bear Donna pulverizes the audience like veal, making us tender enough to bread and fry by the time Carmy’s unwitting confessional to Claire starts the familial grease fire between him and Richie. It’s stomach-churning and no amount of Peptol Bismal will be able to tear this gloriously sour feeling from us.

In streaming, the trend for better or worse has been the setpiece (‘gimmick’, if you’re cynical) episode. Please excuse my lack of literacy on all television, but my citation for this phenomenon will be the Daredevil (Netflix) hallway fight scene in the first season episode “Cut Man“. We got the frisson of a frenetic “one-shot” take, showing the grittier side to streetfighting. People were summarily expecting another big scene which they didn’t get until the tertiary season. The strongest episode of The Bear’s first season was the now iconic penultimate, pressure cooker. This season closer enhances the recipe, 86’ing the quick drip of a one-take (save for the first 12 minutes) in favor of the patient, delicate brewing of nerves, resulting in a velvet complexity with a bitter finish. When the restaurant sees the virtual smoke, they’re more than happy to bring the fire.

 

THE BEAR — “The Bear” — Season 2, Episode 10 (Airs Thursday, June 22nd) Pictured: (l-r) Liza Colón-Zayas as Tina, Abby Elliot as Natalie “Sugar” Berzatto, Ayo Edebiri as Sydney Adamu. CR: Chuck Hodes/FX.

“Corner!”

Interpersonal relationships continue to form and fracture, part, and parcel. Carmy needs Richie… to do many things. He needs Richie to step up but also step aside. Uncle Jimmy’s investment of 800 big ones is a mere drop in the bucket compared to Richie’s investing trust in Carmy. What’s priceless to Richard, however, is the reciprocated gesture of trust.

Marcus’s journey with his mother and crush Sydney are deliciously entwined and wrapped taut like a Bavarian Pretzel. His spiritual disposition starts out like a ball of dough, malleable and full of possibility, but deflated. Carmy sees the potential in him, but he wants Sydney to simply see him. His ultimate leavening agent is introduced in the militant Chef Luca (Will Poulter). We see that he wants to be better for the restaurant, for Sydney, for his mother, and most importantly, for himself. He sacrificed everything for The Bear, possibly even his mother’s last moments on earth. His passion for pastries is unparalleled and though the road was paved with deflation, ultimately rising above and beyond to something he wasn’t sure he was even capable of.

From early on, we see that Sydney’s dad, Emmanuel (Robert Townsend) approaches his daughter’s life choice with much trepidation. With her mother deceased, their relationship is strained, not liquified. Her feelings toward Carmy are always kept on the burner. Being a professional partner to the kitchen equivalent of the Terminator (and I say that in the most loving of ways) comes with its own designer set of drawbacks. Her desire to earn a Michelin Star is only usurped by the uncertainty if she can do it. She should be able to rely on her co-captain when the energy and hope are flagging. Her avoidance of handling Marcus head-on injected a very organic awkwardness in their chemistry. It was cringe, but for all the right dramatic reasons that put my stomach in knots, and not the edible garlicky type that would make you cum if Marcus baked them. For her, it’s The Bear or Bust. If the last season was her baptism by fire, this is her confirmation of the whole damn (love) trinity of her, Carm, and Marcus. Her story is one of overcoming the speed hump of self-doubt in order to fully “Let it rip.”

Sugar’s title of “Mom” now precedes her. She oversees operations because she has the golden touch and knows the sweet spots of Uncle Jimmy. She chooses to actively worry about her mother Donna when everybody else knows better. This will play heavily into her dynamics with the whole of The Bear. She’s trying to keep it together and as the binding agent, she will troubleshoot her way out of some dodgy situations.

Tina’s fervent and irrevocable spirit was smart to come out early on. Through the muck and mire, even with her strained relationship with Ebra, she was the virtual torch in the kitchen. Tina getting her own shine in “Sundae” spotlights the problem of ageism in hospitality through Ebraheim. She’s his cheerleader through and through, but also realizes that she has to live for herself. She’s at a point in her life when “Every second counts.” She sees the bigger picture because with age does come vast wisdom. Her story is one of the Second Act while Ebra’s is one of the Second Wind.

Carmy’s myopathy is the front of the house. His only certainty is a denial of happiness. His life is monastic, as he only lives to serve. He and Richie started the season on shaky ground, but once they get their footing, life pulled out the rug from underneath them. Though he clearly shares a bond closer than friendship with Sydney, every fibrous sinew in him buries himself into the business. He’s responsible for more than just himself, and even when something supernal is shown to him in the form of Claire, he literally closes the door on it in the end. Perfection doesn’t have time for happiness, and in the end, we see how much he’s expended. His story speaks to the elusive luxury in life called “balance”.

Richie by far was the biggest payoff. His journey from calcified to steely-eyed and from marshmallow to machine was a masterclass in acting. The initial brushback from Fak and Marcus’ “alliance” only made their ultimate alliance that much stronger. The fact he’s kept out of the loop by his own ex gives him something to fight for outside of the restaurant walls. He’s constantly kicked in the proverbial nuts but ultimately finds purpose in staging Ever restaurant, gaining respect in Carmy’s Pai-Mai, Chef Terry (Olivia Colman). His story is one of evolution and resolution.

 

THE BEAR — “Forks” — Season 2, Episode 7 (Airs Thursday, June 22nd) Pictured: Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Richard “Richie” Jerimovich. CR: Chuck Hodes/FX.

“Hands!”

(takeaway)

Chef’s kiss. Each of the episodes operated on the path of the titular title. The first episode “Beef” started out cold but ended up sizzling, “Pasta” boiled over a few times, “Sundae” ended up in a virtual split of Carmy and Syd, “Honeydew” showed us the sweeter side of taking a moment to lead inspiration flood in, “Pop” certainly felt like the can of soda was being shaken up for everyone, a thrown fork in “Fishes” had family going bananas, “Forks” shone the burnishing of Richie staging at Ever, the congealing and braising of relationships in “Bolognese” helped solidify some hard truths, metaphorical eggs were broken in “Omelette” bringing us to the titular season finale.

Marcus’s gustatory sojourn in “Honeydew” was one of the most beautiful episodes I’d seen in this series thanks to new DP Adam Newport-Berra and director Ramy Youssef. The way Denmark is filmed with its pastels and vibrant colors is a clever move to starkly contrast the unforgiving, cold winter of Chicago. Sydney’s complementary culinary holiday out in “Sundae” was brilliantly helmed by Joanna Calo, proving that Chi-town can easily stand toe-to-toe with the likes of NYC and LA. For them, even though the motivation was a phone call away, inspiration was right at their doorstep. She and Marcus are both sponges, worthy of elevating the kitchen to heights unknown.

The introduction of a romantic wrench thrown in the mix in the form of Claire reminded me a little of Andrew’s romantic interest in Whiplash. The glaring difference between the two is that Damien Chazelle sold us the hermetically sealed prepackaged goods filled with empty calories. The way Christopher Storer handled this blast from the past was organic, never forcing the relationship and seasoning it with some nice rich details of their history. Her crazy hectic schedule parallels Carmy’s, so on paper, they’d be a solid match since the understanding of a hectic career path is not lost on her.

Jamie Lee Curtis’ casting as the drunken, unglued Ma Berzatto was the planets aligning for our benefit. Being a fan of the series was the real windfall. Her wanting to be on top of things around the holidays as a widow was gut-wrenchingly painful and beautifully nuanced. The deep hurt in her soul is expressed exceptionally through her gift. She portrayed the overwhelmed, put-upon mother with bone-chilling pathos. “Baby it’s cold outside?” Fuck that. More like “Baby, it’s a dumpster fire in here!”

The minutiae in each episode, from callbacks to foreshadowing was flawlessly interwoven. Take the fifth episode, “Pop” for instance. From the desire to have the order the dishes that ‘pop’ to old-timer Ebra’s disposition to the literal fireworks between Carmy and Claire to Fak talking about the Replacements’ poppiest album all the way down to Tina slaying it in the kitchen on fish day in the culinary school, teeing up the sixth episode “Fishes”, nothing is without merit. It’s called world-building and they nary a smudge on the plate when presenting, no matter how bad the mess is.

Speaking of which, the food montages were to die for. Or to kill for. Or something you’d slap ya momma over. They are sumptuous, inviting morsels that don’t overwhelm the palette but rather excite it. They were portioned and spread out to just the right amount so as to enhance, not assault the experience.

The top-tier acting impelled me to savor every moment with the cast on screen. Jeremy Allen White tackles more of Carmen’s sensitive and creative soul with the soft, yet roughly hewn hands of a Nonna making spaghetti. Richie’s bitter, temperamental tannins age like a fine wine fit to be served tableside at any Michelin star. Sydney’s coming into her own was acted with the complexity of consommé. Ebra’s doubled-baked stubbornness deliciously pairs with Tina’s piping hot cup o’ pep. Tina’s effervescence is ever present, like a good Campari Spritz. Marcus and his internal struggle between losing and gaining are played with the velvety richness of a perfectly spooned quenelle. The cameos were braised and carmelized for maximum potency for their precious screentime. These weren’t phoned-in performances, especially at Berzatto Feast of the Seven Fishes; and that’s the thing…

These ten episodes are the reason for the season. The scripts were intoxicating, and the buttery direction sweated the cast until peak flavor was achieved in every moment. The production plated them in an elegant manner most could only afford to taste with their eyes. These nine dishes, this desultory menu is beautiful because conceptually it does not work. It’s culinary entropy at its finest and therefore should command a high price point.

But we’re guests at The Bear tonight, and the only accepted payment is “a mind fucking blown.” Mission accomplished.

5/5 Stars.

(after dinner mint)

Any Stella promotion was subtle until the last episode. The soundtrack was on point. The locales were dope. From a humble Danish houseboat to the luxuriant Ever Restaurant, from the gutted Beef to the proud Bear, from the bustling streets of Chicago to the volcanic innards of the Berzatto household, we are taken on a trip. The “Seven Fishes” runner was organic. Coach K’s book provided a nice little character detail to Sydney. The use of a Taylor Swift song was worth the ungodly amount they paid. Though the reality of COVID was present in restaurants shuttering, it didn’t overpower the stakes, it only spiced them up. Robert Townsend and Bob Odenkirk are the gifts that keep on giving. Luca’s gift was a little bit of a home away from home, adding some dextrose to an otherwise heavy finishing note.

Marvel Reveals Epic San Diego Comic-Con Line-Up

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Ever since I was a wee lad, I’ve been dreaming of attending a big comic convention. Such as the San Diego Comic-Con. And wouldn’t you know it, Marvel is making it really hard on everyone that isn’t going to be attending in a couple short weeks. They’ve just announced some of what fans can expect from them at SDCC, and it looks to be pretty marvelous.

Marvel SDCC | Captain America

Fans can check out Marvel’s two booths from July 20th to 23rd. The main booth (2329) will feature giveaways, signings, a livestream broadcast and exclusive SDCC merch. Meanwhile the other Marvel booth (2519) is the Official Marvel Store, and it will have Marvel Unlimited subscriptions and more to check out.

Marvel SDCC | Marvel Multiverse

Be sure and check out the panel overview below. And if you’re able to, all comic book fans should definitely check out Marvel at SDCC!


THURSDAY, JULY 20

Designing the X-Men: A This Week in Marvel Special Event
4:00 – 5:00PM PT | Room: 7AB
Agent M himself, AKA Ryan Penagos (VP & Creative Executive), is here to host a can’t-miss live edition of the This Week in Marvel podcast! Joining him are Krakoan Gardeners Jordan D. White (Senior Editor) and Sarah Brunstad (Editor), Graphic Designer eXtraordinaire Tom Muller, superstar artist Joshua Cassara (X-Force, X-Men) and more. From logos to data pages, new costumes to Hellfire Gala ensembles, Krakoan topography to the layout of the Green Lagoon, get the inside scoop about the creative process behind the modern era of X-Men along with hints of what is coming with the Fall of X. And don’t miss an exclusive giveaway at the end of the panel!

Marvel and Proko Teach “The Art of Storytelling”
5:00 –6:00PM PT | Room: 11
Learn the art of comic book storytelling with Marvel and Proko! Join our panel of industry veterans as they share their expertise on creating compelling stories, developing memorable characters, and mastering the art of visual storytelling. We’ll be covering several topics from Proko’s latest course on making comics with Marvel featuring instructors from the course! Whether you’re an aspiring artist or a seasoned professional, this panel will offer valuable insights and practical advice to help you hone your craft and break into the competitive world of comics.

FRIDAY, JULY 21

MARVEL: Heroes, Hulks, and Super-Soldiers
3:00PM- 4:00PM PT | Room: 6DE
Marvel Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski leads a panel featuring Marvel’s superlative solo Super Hero series! J. Michael Straczynski takes Captain America to the streets of Manhattan, while Moon Knight roams the roads of Egyptian lore in David Pepose’s Moon Knight: City of the Dead. Meanwhile the Hulk takes control of Bruce Banner as Phillip Kennedy Johnson continues his new Hulk run, and the hits coming in across the rest of the action-packed Marvel Universe. Be sure to stay until the end of the panel to find out what other heroes will be joining their ranks in their own new titles!

Marvel Fanfare with C.B. Cebulski
4:15PM- 5:15PM PT | Room: 6DE
Past and present Marvel Editors-in-Chief reunite for a panel unlike any other! Listen in on a conversation about anything and everything you wanted to know about the House of Ideas when current head honcho C.B. Cebulski is joined by Marvel Legend Joe Quesada. Never before has so much comic-making mastery been crammed into one panel! But that’s not all – fans who stay until the end will receive an exclusive giveaway comic!

Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game Live Play with Glass Cannon Network
5:30PM – 8:30PM PT | Room: Omni Hotel, Omni Grand Ballroom ABC 4th Floor
A brand new group of Super Heroes is making its San Diego Comic Con debut as your favorite personalities from the Glass Cannon Network bring their unique brand of unhinged role-playing madness to the Multiverse! Join Gamemaster Troy Lavallee along with Joe O’Brien, Skid Maher, Matthew Capodicasa, Noura Ibrahim, Alicia Marie, and Marvel’s own Nick Lowe (VP, Marvel Executive Editor) as they create a Super Hero story that makes the Avengers look like a knitting club. Don’t miss the action-packed, laugh-inducing mayhem that will leave you wondering if spandex suits come with built-in comedic timing!

SATURDAY, JULY 22

MARVEL: Next Big Thing
3:00PM- 4:00PM PT | Room: 6A
This is the one you’ve been waiting for – the absolute can’t-miss event featuring shocking announcements about the future of the Marvel Universe! Spider-Man’s never had it easy, but what’s coming for him next will shake the wallcrawler to his core. Plus – things are heating up for Guardians of the Galaxy in the throes of the catastrophic Grootfall. And just what is happening in Jonathan Hickman’s all-new Ultimate Universe? On hand to discuss all this and more are C.B. Cebulski (Editor-in-Chief), Nick Lowe (Executive Editor), Zeb Wells (Amazing Spider-Man), Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing (Guardians of the Galaxy) and more. Also, attendees will receive an exclusive giveaway!

SUNDAY, JULY 23

Women of Marvel
10:30AM- 11:30AM PT | Room: 6A
The Women of Marvel return to San Diego! Join us for a lively discussion with Marvel talent across publishing, digital media and studios including Editor Sarah Brunstad, Executive Producer Sana Amanat (Marvel Studios’ Ms. Marvel), VP of Digital Media Marketing Jessica Malloy, Charlie Jane Anders (New Mutants: Lethal Legion), Jody Houser (Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi) and more! What is it like for women working in the industry today, and what is next for Marvel’s woman-led projects? Plus, stay until the end of the panel for an exclusive giveaway!

Idle Worship: The Idol Podcast Episode 5: “Jocelyn Forever”

It's not a show about music. It's a show about din.

We’ve done it. We’ve arrived at the season finale of The Idol (HBO) unsurprisingly titled “Jocelyn Forever” and not a moment too soon. To be fair, even if it were, would it matter much? The Goodship Joss (Lily-Rose Depp) seems to be out from under Tedros’ (Abel Tesfaye) sweaty thumb for good. She’s down to clown… him right out of the studio in front of everybody.

But even when Tedros is exposed for the paper tiger he is, Magistrate Records honcho Nikki Katz (Jane Adams) uncharacteristically embraces the dude for his penchant for finding talent. The talent on display has her and Live Nation promoter Andrew Finkelstein (Eli Roth) changing their tunes in what really wasn’t an earned victory for anybody in the fucking household. The only one that truly was deserving may have been the criminally under-utilized Dyanne (Jennie Kim).

The only redeeming factor in this entire episode was the showcase of Chloe (Suzanna Son), Izaak (Moses Sumney), and Ramsey. Xander (Troye Sivan) served little purpose in the hour-plus than to be a part of the Showcase Showdown between him and Leia (Rachel Sennott) when news breaks of Rob’s rape accusation. Destiny (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) does channel a little Samuel L. Jackson when confronting the little boy behind Tedros, Mauricio Jackson and I ain’t mad at it. This is, of course, after Chaim (Hank Azaria) literarily castrates him by way of Vogue journalist Talia (Hari Nef) doing what she does best.

Post-recording, Norton informed me that my theory was correct and that the original run by Amy Seimetz was six episodes. Eighty percent of her original vision was in the can before being completely 86’d. Once it was overhauled by Sam and Abel, the run was cut down to five, hence the ramshackle result. I get it (drink); this shit is supposed to let us as the audience into the seedy peepshow that is the L.A. music industry, but it tries so hard, you couldn’t get more West Coast than the severed ghost head of the Black Dahlia blowing Anthony Kiedis as he sings “Light My Fire” in front of The Rainbow Room.

Join Norton and me as we dip our toes one last time into the putrid sewage of episode 5 (6? ‘Fix?’) and come out the other end with more dyspepsia than when we started this damn thing. The series tries to be more shocking than it really is. It’s not Euphoria. It’s Euphoria‘s D.U.F.F., surfeit with so much saccharine kink and danger, the FDA should place on ban on it nationwide. Its ingredients only seek to rot the brain and increase levels of cynicism, not dopamine.

1/5 Stars. (Press kits should’ve included a bottle of Pepto.)

Miles Morales, Moon Knight and Spidey Join Strange Academy

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As a child of the 90s, when I hear the word “academy” in the same breath as Marvel, I think Xavier Institute. But alas, the House of Marvel is up to something new with Strange Academy. For one thing, it’s apparently run by the incomparably weird Dr. Strange himself. For another, some new students are joining this institution soon – Miles Morales, Moon Knight and OG Spidey, AKA Peter Parker!

Here’s what you have to know about the 3 part team-up event:

School is back in session at Doctor Strange’s STRANGE ACADEMY! This August, writer Carlos Hernandez teams up with superstar artists Juann Cabal, Zé Carlos, and Vasco Georgiev for an extraordinary three-part saga which follows the students of Strange Academy as they team up with other heroes across the Marvel Universe!

The interconnected story kicks off with STRANGE ACADEMY: MILES MORALES #1, continues with STRANGE ACADEMY: MOON KNIGHT #1, and concludes in October’s STRANGE ACADEMY: AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1 where all three spotlighted heroes work together with the students to take down a new foe! A hit with young readers and longtime Marvel Comics fans, STRANGE ACADEMY is a beloved new addition to the Marvel Universe overflowing with fascinating new characters and mystical mythology, and you won’t want to miss this exciting new chapter for Doctor Strange’s school for sorcery!

Be sure and check out the epic Strange Academy covers below. And don’t forget to check the mini-series out starting in August 2023.


Strange Academy | Miles Morales

Written by CARLOS HERNANDEZ
Art by JUANN CABAL
Cover by NICK BRADSHAW
On Sale 8/2

Strange Academy | Moon Knight

Written by CARLOS HERNANDEZ
Art by ZE CARLOS
Cover by NICK BRADSHAW
On Sale 9/20

Strange Academy | Spidey

Written by CARLOS HERNANDEZ
Art by VASCO GEORGIEV
Cover by NICK BRADSHAW
On Sale 10/5

Mark Brooks Celebrates 60 Years of Marvel With Corner Box Covers

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I don’t know about anybody else, but oftentimes the decision to read a book first depends on the cover art. I wish my process didn’t sound superficial, but in fairness there’s some amazing artists out there, and that goes double for comic books. Now Mark Brooks is celebrating 60 years of great art with Marvel, and bringing his talents to Avengers and X-Men with Corner Box Covers variants throughout 2023.

Here’s what the man himself had to say about the opportunity:

“There are many reasons why I was attracted to comics as a kid and the corner box was a big part of it,” Brooks explained. “I knew what issue number and who I could expect to see in the issue. It was a little preview to tantalize the reader. It was always heads, a full figure, or a micro-scene. No matter what, it enticed me to pick the book up. It’s why I started the #LetMarkCornerbox campaign in earnest on Twitter. It was primarily a joke to express my love for the corner box. It ended up taking on a bit of a life of its own. When C.B. told me that they’d like this to become a reality, I couldn’t pass it up. I’ve penciled well over 100 heads so far. I don’t plan on stopping until Marvel says ‘okay, that’s enough’- LOL!”

Be sure and check out both of Mark Brooks’ Corner Box Covers variants below. And stay tuned to The Workprint for more Marvel stories!


Mark Brooks | Corner Box Covers Avengers

On Sale 7/26
AVENGERS #4 CORNER BOX VARIANT COVER BY MARK BROOKS – 75960620426700421

Mark Brooks | Corner Box Covers X Men

On Sale 8/2
X-MEN #25 CORNER BOX VARIANT COVER BY MARK BROOKS – 75960609999302521

I Am Rage: a cautionary tale for would-be kidnappers comes out August 1

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Summer is about to get more intense with I Am Rage, a revenger thriller that follows Erin, a young woman on vacation in the Scottish countryside who is suddenly abducted by a sinister blood cult. Her kidnappers are in for a surprise though as they soon discover that this woman is by no means meek. She’s got anger issues and isn’t afraid to show it.

Acquired by Uncork’d Entertainment, Hannaj Bang Bendz (The Man Up The Stairs, Glamour) stars as Erin with David Ryan Keith (The Redwood Massacre series) directing and Stephen Durham (Army of One) co-writing the script.

“An action extravaganza with brilliantly choreographed action and fight sequences and a terrific performance by Hannaj Bang Bendz, I Am Rage is likely to be added to many watchlists this summer. If you enjoy similar-themed titles John Wick, Atomic Blonde and Uncork’d’s Army of One, it’s a must-watch.”, said Keith Leopard, President Uncork’d Entertainment.

The action-packed film releases on Digital and DVD August 1, 2023.

WATCH the trailer now:

Idle Worship: The Idol Podcast Episode 4: “Stars Belong to the World”

Can the duo produce a single? Even saying it gives me douche chills.

In the penultimate episode of The Idol (HBO) titled “Stars Belong to the World”, we see Tedros (Abel Tesfaye) rule Chez Joss with a terra cotta fist. From posting up armed guards around the premises to safeguarding assets i.e. Joss (Lily-Rose Depp), the stakes are supposed to be raised, but I’m not living in any sort of fear.

Even when Tedros cancels a meeting between Leia (Rachel Sennott) and her best friend Joss for Mike Dean, redefines ‘gag order’ for Xander (Troye Sivan), or does a line with Destiny (Da’Vine Joy Randolph), I really don’t feel like anybody’s truly in harm’s way. Even when Nikki (Jane Adams) signs the dynamo Dyanne (Jennie Kim), or when Chaim (Hank Azaria) arrives at wit’s end, I’m still not feeling any threat. Even with Joss’s Stalwart-Stanley, Rob (Karl Glusman) set up, Izaak (Moses Sumney) courting Xander, Talia (Hari Nef) checking up on her subject, and Jocelyn/Tedros pissing all over the legacy of a Donna Summer classic, I don’t feel any urgency. I should, shouldn’t I?

On the eve of the finale, the redeeming elements in this episode were few and far in between. From the entertaining ‘Greek Chorus’ Housekeepers played by Lupe Carranza and Shiela Korsi to Suzanna Son and her amazing ‘Crocodile’ song, flashes of brilliance had been achieved. A few more characters came out of the woodwork, and a few more stories were shared, but it’s too little, too fucking late. At this point in the journey, I’ll be too disillusioned to notice or feel any remaining moments of potential. There is a story buried in the muck and mire. If I didn’t care by the Pilot, why start now?

I still feel, however, as the Home Box Office hasn’t sucked all my Soul yet. I do feel one threat looming as we approach the terminus. I predict Tedros’ death (as he’ll be the setup of Joss’s Phoenix Rising journey) and the rise of a new ‘family’ of musicians. I believe the death of Tedros will launch Joss 2.0, which can only make that one fear, that singular, solitary fear… they’d be setting up for a second season.

Join Norton and I eviscerate our highest rating to date on this series. Listen to it. It’s vastly more entertaining than the episode itself.

3/5 Stars.

‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds” – “Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow” gives La’an a chance to shine

Photo: Michael Gibson/Paramount+/Michael Gibson/Paramount+

If there’s one iron clad rule of the Star Trek universe — even more powerful than the Prime Directive — it’s that everybody gets a time travel episode, whether you want it or not.

The Enterprise in the original series got sent back to earth in the late sixties and encountered early Earth astronauts. They also had to save the whales in the eighties. More relevant to this episode, they got zapped back to the Depression era, where Kirk fell in love with Joan Collins and had to let her die lest her pacifism delay the U.S. from entering WWII. That’s not even touching on Deep Space Nine time traveling with Tribbles, all the times Q and the Borg did time shenanigans, how Voyager went back to Earth in the nineties, and entire seasons of Picard and Discovery. If you haven’t gone back in time on Star Trek and tried to alter the space-time continuum irrevocably, are you even really trying?

So it should come as no surprise that Strange New Worlds is taking a bite at the temporal apple. While this is a well-worn Trek trope, it really comes down to the writing and the characters to pull off a time travel episode. I am happy to say that the episode delivers while avoiding most of the pitfalls that can happen. And a big reason for that is centering the episode on La’an Noonian-Singh.

La’an hasn’t had a lot of screen time thus far this season, and has seemed pretty depressed. Last week, she was worried that she had inadvertently tipped off the Federation about Una, but now that Una is back on the bridge, she hasn’t talked to her. In fact, M’Benga notes that she skipped the party Captain Pike threw for her in his quarters. M’Benga think she seems pretty lonely.

That makes sense. As the series has noted, La’an is a descendant of Khaaaaan!, the tyrant who conquered Asia in the Eugenics Wars (which, canonically, happened in the ’90s. You know, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes was supposed to happen in 1991. Busy decade!) And it’s hard to make good friends if the first question you get asked is “Are you related to Space Hitler?”

But who has time to be lonely when there’s so much to do? Like investigating all the petty complaints on board! La’an has to tell Spock to knock off his Vulcan lute practice due to an “anonymous” noise complaint. (Though I’d bet a shiny quatloo that the anonymous person’s name started with La and ended with ‘an.) Then it’s off to question Pelia about the suspicious provenance of some of her precious artworks. “That’s from the archeology department! That’s a fake. So tell the Louvre to stop calling me!” Pelia has half a mind to go back to the bunker she kept in Vermont, you know, in case this whole no-money socialist utopia thing turns out to be just a fad. (Once again, whoever on staff suggested getting Carol Kane to play a daffy alien for a season on SNW, I hope you are getting a raise.)

Suddenly, La’an’s day is interrupted by a strange man in grey appearing in the corridor before her. He’s been shot, and not by a phaser. He has an olde-tyme bullet wound. With his dying breath, he hands La’an a strange device and tells her to “get to the bridge.” As he dies, he disappears, and the corridor suddenly changes shape. La’an rushes to the bridge, but instead of the comforting coiffure of Captain Pike, she is greeted by Captain James Tiberius Kirk who asks her who the hell she is and why is she on the bridge of his United Earth Fleet ship? Yes, Paul Wesley is back to command the Enterprise.

Just then, a hail comes in from a nearby ship, and Kirk puts Vulcan Captain Spock on screen. The Vulcans are on the brink of total destruction by the Romulans, and although Earth and Vulcan are not allies, Spock knows that Earth doesn’t like the Romulans either, so maybe they could help? Kirk says sorry, no can do. They have enough problems with the Romulans already and signs off, to deal with La’an.

So already La’an can see that something has gone very wrong. There are no aliens on the Enterprise crew, there is no Federation, just a “United Earth Fleet,” the Vulcans aren’t allies, and La’an isn’t even a part of the crew anymore. She tries to explain all this to Kirk, who is skeptical at best. Earth scientists believe time travel to be theoretically possible, but no one has proven it yet. He asks to see the device La’an allegedly received from the time traveler, but she is reluctant to let it go. As they grab at it, a button is pressed, and both are sucked back into the past.

And they wind up in 21st century Toronto! Which Kirk promptly calls New York City, even though he is directly in front of a sign that reads “Toronto Eatons Centre.”

To anyone who grew up in Canada, this is a delightful joke. Film crews have been using Toronto as a New York stand-in for decades and hardly bothering to avoid getting the CN Tower or Roy Thompson Hall in the shot. Another fun Easter egg: the location where La’an and Kirk get transported to is the same spot they shot a lot of TekWar, a ’90s TV show based on novels written by William Shatner.

La’an basically calls him a dumb ass and corrects him. Kirk’s excuse is that he’s never been to Earth. In his timeline, Earth is a smoldering ruin, and humanity lives in the stars. He was born on the USS Iowa. (Nice touch, guys.) After being transported thousands of light years and centuries through time, Kirk believes La’an’s story and agrees to help.

Since primitive Canada still uses “currency” and is not yet part of the no-money socialist utopia, they engage in some classic fish-out-of-water hijinks. They steal clothes (Kirk is happy to run for it, but La’an is smart and frames another shopper to create a distraction) and Kirk hustles enough money playing chess to buy them hot dogs and a hotel suite. Which must have been a lot. Assuming they didn’t have a credit card, they’d need to put down a substantial deposit, so Kirk must’ve made about $1000 CND in a couple hours. As he says, after you’ve played three dimensional chess, the old 2D version is basically for babies. “Idiot’s chess,” he calls it.

La’an is warming up to Kirk. That lady-killing charm is the same in all timelines, apparently. After he watches his first-ever sunset (he’s never been to Earth before), they retire for the night. In the morning, they argue about what they should do. Kirk is in favor of doing nothing, since that’s how his timeline is created, and would he even exist in La’an’s? La’an assures him that he does, since she’s heard stories about him from his brother Sam. This stuns Kirk, since his brother is dead in his world. It’s right then that the Lake Ontario Bridge explodes in the window behind them. (Ohhh… that’s what the guy meant by “get to the bridge.”)

The Lake Ontario Bridge was just completed and it connects Toronto to, uh… Rochester? Niagara-on-the-Lake, I guess? I appreciate Trek acknowledging the existence of Canada and all, but it’s only a 90-minute drive from Toronto to Buffalo, and I’m not sure how useful that bridge would be. But, it’s useful as a way to kickstart a shift in the timeline, so yay Canada!

La’an notices some odd markings on a piece of the rubble being carted away. She borrows a camera from a nearby photographer to look closer and identifies the markings as those from a photonic bomb, obviously not something of the era. The piece is being loaded into a black van, which they decide to follow.

They follow the van by stealing a car from a drunk. Kirk uses the Vulcan nerve pinch (he picked a few things up from his cellmate in a Denobulan prison. Also how to make plomeek soup in a toilet. Yum!) La’an tells him to follow discreetly. Hey, replies Kirk, discretion is my middle name! No, jokes La’an, it’s Tiberius. Kirk needles her back, saying “Noonian-Soong” isn’t much better. It’s then La’an realizes that he’s never heard of the name “Noonian-Singh” before. He has no idea about her past, her legacy, any of it. He’s being charming to her and pleasant because he likes her and that’s it, and you can see La’an’s heart melt a little even though they’re in a high speed chase.

Kirk goes from “where does the key go?” to Tokyo Drifting through the icy — and surprisingly empty — streets of Toronto in no time flat. Unfortunately, his hot shot driving is noticed by the Toronto cops, who almost drop their Tim Horton’s coffee to chase him. Really laying on the Canada stuff pretty thick, and I’m not going to lie, I loved it. Have Kirk visit the Zanzibar Tavern, while you’re at it. (Google it, but not at work.)

The cops are about to haul him off to jail, when the photographer who shared the pictures with them shows up. She tells them she’s live-streaming them, and they were obviously profiling them since they just pulled over a famous American civil rights attorney. The cops look confused, and when a call comes over the radio for more backup at the bridge site, they let Kirk off with a warning.

The friendly photographer introduces herself as Sera, and she can tell right away that Kirk and La’an are special. They know the same things she does, namely that aliens are coordinating with a shadowy cabal of world governments to restrict human progress. And she’s got proof! Lots of it! She takes them to a diner (where Kirk delightedly shovels poutine into his mouth. “Poutine has gravy?” Why yes, it does.) and shows them all the evidence she’s found, including a photo of a ship that Kirk recognizes as a Romulan Bird of Prey. The aliens are giving the governments tech like cold fusion reactors to in exchange for covering up their existence.

And, ok, Sera is obviously too good to be true, right? It’s too big a coincidence that Random Photographer would turn out to be a helpful ally two scenes later, especially one that is conveniently unhinged? Something is up. But Kirk doesn’t notice, as he remembers from his history that Toronto gets destroyed in a cold fusion reactor explosion. That must be the timeline twist, and they need to stop it from happening. But how to find it? If only they knew some engineer who could figure out alien tech?

Cut to: Kirk and La’an getting out of a cab in Vermont, and knocking on the door of a barn with The Archeology Department spray painted on. And who should answer? Pelia! They found her capitalist bunker. La’an tells her they know she’s a Lanthanite, and they need her help finding a way to detect the cold fusion particles. Pelia would like to help, but she’s not an engineer. La’an realizes that future Pelia teaches engineering at the academy. Past Pelia is an art thief who works retail. In another great Carol Kane line reading, she says she hasn’t had a math class since “Pythagoras made that crap up.” La’an notices that she has some old diver’s watches, which have hands coated in tritium so they will glow underwater. The cold fusion would release tritium particles, so Kirk reasons that if they take off the glass casing, the hands will glow if they detect any tritium nearby.

Back in Toronto (and honestly, the part the stretched incredulity the most this episode is not the time travel, but the less than a day it takes to get from Toronto to rural Vermont and back, including a border crossing twice with no ID), they roam the streets looking for the reactor. They’re getting quite friendly. Kirk says he’d like to go back with La’an to her timeline, but knows it’s not possible. Besides, no timeline could be big enough for both of them, right? La’an smiles and says that it’s difficult for her to make friends. Her heritage is kind of like a Scarlet Letter, or a mark of Cain. Kirk plays dumb. Scarlet what? Hawthorne who? Bible huh? La’an is about to yell at him when Kirk says of course he’s heard of Hawthorne and then kisses her. (Time travel gets Kirk horny in every timeline!) La’an kisses back, but then Kirk sees that the watch is glowing.

And the source? The Noonian-Singh Institute for Cultural Advancement. Oh, that can’t be a coincidence. La’an’s handprint opens the door, apparently coded to her family’s DNA. They’re about to enter when they hear a gun cock. It’s Sera. Turns out she was an undercover Romulan. (See? I told you she was too helpful!) She is embarrassed it took her so long to recognize the famous Captain Kirk.

Her plan was pretty much what she ranted about at the diner. Stop or delay human progress so they become less of a threat in the future and the Romulans can control the galaxy. She’s been at this for thirty years, but time is tricky and certain events just WANT to happen. (The Eugenics Wars were supposed to happen 30 years ago, but they haven’t yet! Good save, Trek writers!) This line brings to mind the whole bit about “canon events” in Across the Spider-Verse, events that need to happen in the timeline. Captain Stacey has to die, the Eugenics Wars have to happen. Kirk tries to stop her, saying that if she shoots, the building will lock down and alarms will tell everyone she’s here. She calls his bluff and shoots him anyway.

Even with a variant timeline Kirk, it’s still a shock to see him die. The man who refuses to accept that there’s no way out? The man who beat the Kobyashi Maru? He dies in Toronto, just a few blocks from where I saw Phantom of the Opera as a teenager. La’an is heartbroken.

La’an chases Sera through the building. Since security has been alerted, she pivots away from the “blow up the reactor” plan and goes for plan B. The sign on the wall has a helpful “COLD FUSION RIGHT, GENETICS LAB LEFT” indicator.

Sera turns left.

Oooh, Noonian-Singh, genetics, you know where this is going, right?

Indeed, plan B is to kill baby Hitler, aka Khan Noonian-Singh. (To quote an excellent short story about time travel, everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. Click on the link and read it, it’s only a few pages long and very funny.)

As she and La’an fight, Sera tries to get her on her side. Wouldn’t she rather live in a world without the stigma of her last name? A world where her ancestor didn’t wipe out millions? But, if Khan dies, then there’s no Federation, no Starfleet, and probably no La’an. So, as Sera opens the door to Khan’s room, La’an shoots her twice with her own gun. As she dies, she teleports back to her own timeline.

La’an enters to find Khan hiding behind his bed. He’s only a boy, not even ten years old. He nervously asks if La’an is there to kill him. She calms him down, and tells him no. He is exactly where he is supposed to be. As the security guards converge on Khan’s room (and wow, for a secretive organization running both an off-books genetics facility AND a cold fusion reactor, the Noonian-Singh Institute has TERRIBLE security), the time device blips from red to green. The timeline is repaired, and La’an returns to her Enterprise bridge. Pike and Una are grilling Pelia about her art collection when she enters, and La’an says maybe we let her slide on it this time.

Back in her room, an agent from the Department of Temporal Investigations is waiting for. She thanks her for completing her agent’s mission, asks for her time beeper back, and gives her a friendly warning not to discuss this with anyone, mmkay? After the agent leaves, she calls up the USS Farragut to check in on Lieutenant Kirk. Kirk thinks his brother Sam did something, but she makes up an excuse about checking on something in his files. Kirk promises to buy her a drink the next time they’re on a starbase together and tell her some stories about Sam. She agrees. After she ends the call, she starts to cry on her bed.

First off, kudos to Christina Chong this week. The ending is heartbreaking. La’an finally found a real friend and possible lover, only to have him die in front of her. Also, when presented with a potential replacement, she knows it can’t possibly be the same since she can’t talk to him about the experiences she shared with the alternate timeline version of him.

Most of the SNW scripts call for La’an to be an annoyed bad ass, so it’s always great to have her stretch. (Last season’s fairy tale episode, where she got to play a vain, giggling princess, was also a highlight) This episode lives or dies on Chong’s performance, and she is fantastic here. You can feel her loneliness and fear about opening up and her relief when she realizes Kirk doesn’t know about her. And her sadness when she realizes that she’s even more alone now after the events of the week are over is so believable.

And big props to Wesley as well! He isn’t playing Kirk as an echo of Shatner or Chris Pine. He’s doing his own thing but still maintaining all of Kirk’s confidence and swagger. (Oh, and libido.) I really hope he and La’an get that drink together at some point, and in this timeline. La’an need a little happiness.

This could have easily been a collection of time travel tropes, but the two leads this week keep it from being clichéd. In spite of some minor quibbles (still wondering where exactly that bridge is supposed to go and why a genetics lab and fusion reactor has four guards) this is another fine outing from the Strange New Worlds crew.

Episode Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Classic Call Back: Kirk longs for a chess opponent who could be a real challenge for him, since his current First Officer got tired of losing to him. Hmmm… I wonder who that opponent and future officer on his ship might be…

White Widow Returns in her own Way!

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In a surprise announcement appropriate for an espionage master, Yelena Belova is coming back to the Marvel comics universe in White Widow #1 this fall. The announcement of this four-issue limited series marks the first-ever solo title of Yelena Belova as the White Widow after Kelly Thompson’s Black Widow run back in 2021 where she was first introduced with the new name monicker.

As revealed yesterday by The Mary Sue,  writer Sarah Gailey (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Eat the Rich) will be penning her story and working together with artist Alessandro Miracolo (Obi-Wan, Yoda) for an entirely new tale seeing Yelena strike out on her own and outside of the shadows of The Black Widow. But who will she choose to be? And what does Marvel have in store for her character now that she’s struck out on her own and is leading the Widow franchise in the MCU? Only time can tell.

“I am beyond exhilarated to launch White Widow into her own series!” said Sarah Gailey in an interview with The Mary Sue. “Yelena Belova is an incredible character who deserves independence, community, and the opportunity to kill on her own terms. Getting the chance to work with this team at Marvel is a thrill. I can’t wait for the world to see what Alessandro and I have in store!”

Fans may remember the character in the MCU in the previous Black Widow film and Hawkeye TV series, where she’s played by Hollywood breakout sensation, Florence Pugh. The character seems to be leading the way in the MCU as a major figure for the current Marvel Phase 5, transitioning to an unknown film in Phase 6. At the moment, she is slated for two more movies, one of which, is the highly anticipated Thunderbolts adaptation.

White WIdow

WHITE WIDOW #1 (OF 4)

Written by Sarah Gailey

Art by Alessandro Miracolo

Cover by David Marquez

On Sale 11/1

Spine-Tingling Spider-Man is Set to give You Chills!

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For the first time in print, the Spine-Tingling Spider-Man Infinity comic is coming in September as a special one-shot: Spine-Tingling Spider-Man #0!

Originally featured on Marvel Unlimited, the horror story by Saladin Ahmed with art by Juan Ferreyra shocked Spider-Man fans to the bone back in 2021. Now, even more fans, can terrify themselves all over again with Spine-Tingling Spider-Man #0. This one-shot covers the entire tale surrounding the debut of Sleep-Stalker – a new villain who invaded Spidey’s mind and stalked Peter Parker’s nightmares and walking dreams. Get ready for some sleepless nights once you delve into this maddening journey sure to be the most frightening Spider-Man story of all time!

“SPINE-TINGLING SPIDER-MAN is one of the coolest projects I’ve ever worked on and I’m thrilled it’s coming to print!,” Ahmed said. “We’re putting Peter through a grueling horror movie grinder, and that resilient spirit of his will be tested like never before! I tapped into some darkness writing this, but the real star here is Juan’s mind-blowing, visionary work – which is genuinely some of the best Spider-art I’ve ever seen.”

Buckle up as you join Spider-Man on the most harrowing ride of his life in September when Spine-Tingling Spider-Man hits stands!

SPINE-TINGLING SPIDER-MAN #0

Written by SALADIN AHMED

Art and Cover by JUAN FERREYRA

On Sale 9/13