Pitch Please: The ‘Pitch’ Drinking Game

The only thing better than watching your favorite TV shows live, is watching your favorite TV shows live while playing a drinking game. That is why I have created Pitch Please: The Pitch Drinking Game.

I really love TV drinking games, because you get to make a game out of the repetitive aspects of a show that you both love and hate. And you know, it also involves drinking

Pitch Please: The Drinking Game

(Remember to drink responsibly!)

One Sip When:

1. Mike touches or caresses his beard
2. Mike talks about his aging body or bad knees
3. A FoxSports broadcast comes on screen
4. Eliot says anything
5. Young Ginny is on screen
6. Ginny says she just wants to be one of the boys/team
7. Blip makes fun of Evelyn’s spending habits
8. There is a baseball reference you do not understand
9. When a character is holding a beer (courtesy of @originalkels)

Two Sips

1. Evelyn and Blip are cute and adorable and are the definition of your couple goals
2. You want to slap Oscar

Drink through the entirety of:

1. Any of Mike’s monologues or speeches
2. Any of Al’s monologues or speeches

Finish Drink:

1. We find out what the deal with Ginny’s brother is
2. Ginny builds a field and the ghost of her father walks out of it

If you have any suggestions for new rules, feel free to write them in the comment section below!